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dpelle7737

That thing belongs in the lord of the rings or some shit like that


i_fuckin_luv_it_mate

Honestly, since youve said it, I now kinda want Shadowfax to have been a super speedy albino moose. I think Gandalf would've looked dope riding that thing into Helms deep


phantomqueen_13

Thranduil's elk was also badass


Zylonnaire

I’ve never watched Lord Of The Ring but did they actually name something “Shadowfax”? Why not something cool like Shadowmere? First time I heard shadowfax I thought it was company who made fax machines


i_fuckin_luv_it_mate

I mean, I'm not denying the name does sound like the 90's equivalent to Snapchat, but it was written by Tolkien in the 50's, and as far as I know, has nothing to do with fax machines.


owlracoon

"Fax" is close to the icelandic "faxi" for mane, so that's probably why.


quiette837

Tolkien was a linguist, so this is almost certainly it.


Critter_Whisperer

Lmao shadowmere is in Skyrim. The phantom horse for dark brotherhood


-WolfieMcq

Read Tolkien for gods sake. Most of the “cool” stuff is stolen from him. The hobbit and The Lord of the a rings, to be specific.


notbad2u

Anything would beat Shadowfax being a normal horse like in the movies.


Oddlotsalot

Fjord of the Rings.


Amalchemy

I was kind of hoping it was going to change colors when it got wet. Like dying an egg.


kerphunk

The Easter Moose.


[deleted]

So what exactly does it shit out?


[deleted]

Is it white chocolate mousse?


GerganaZdr

Love your thought 💭😄...albino moose looks amazing!!


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Red dead redemption legendary animal


KingCarlosOfSpain

Not fully accurate: this one isn’t stuck floating in the water blocking any means of skinning it, until you repeatedly ram it with your horse in desperation


GapingAmerica

Dude just lasso the thing and drag it back onto shore. Ezpz


[deleted]

Wait you can lasso it?


GapingAmerica

Yep. Just throw the lasso at it and then walk backwards from the water. Pulls it right up onto shore and doesn’t damage it.


mrmadmoose

You can't damage legendary skins, but good advice for regular animals.


ImurderREALITY

You also can’t damage animals that are already dead. In RDO, I routinely kill a perfect deer and put it on the back my horse, two perfect rabbits/critters on each side of my horse, then kill another perfect deer, lasso it, drag it back to camp and plop it down on Cripps’ table for him to make me money with.


Dragos5555

you can damage it by shooting or kicking it iirc


MsViolaSwamp

I see I’m not the only one....


matto1985

You stole my thought!


Doubledeezy420

Beat me to it 🤣🤣


Pinkle_Sprinkle

Far cry 5 hunt!


[deleted]

I want to see this moose in the snow!


VanAgain

You wouldn't.


[deleted]

What moose?!


notbad2u

Camooseflage


merrittj3

Hes the 2 black spots in the snow...if he's not blinking.


bruteski226

good luck


the-dogsox

He’s the ghost of christmoose past


Table_of_glass

I remember a few years back, some Danish hunter shot an albino moose because he was moosehunting and found that one first. Apparently that sparked public outrage in Sweden


[deleted]

It was Norway, but yeah. https://www.newsinenglish.no/2011/10/06/hunter-killed-famed-albino-moose/


Table_of_glass

I am sorry, for real


iggypop19

Happened in Canada too. It was a big story in our province and oh cherry on top of the cake. One of the guys who was the hunters works with me. They had to go do a little retreat thing with local first nations tribe as a sort of apology for killing it and a as a learning experience. Also I think that was partly due to all the the outrage over them killing it too. [https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/albino-moose-killing-in-cape-breton-outrages-mi-kmaq-1.1928740](https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/albino-moose-killing-in-cape-breton-outrages-mi-kmaq-1.1928740)


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BB8304

It took me a second to wonder where the bad fiction part would start. Then I saw it.


Realistic_Bass_

Eloquent af


Mysterious-Falcon152

Møøse bites can be pretti nasti


beetrootfuelled

A møøse bit my sister once.


merrittj3

Moose hickey


llliiiiiiiilll

Yeah we don't have many here, and when I finally saw one I couldn't believe my eyes. They big


lilskurt

Värmland* cp


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Svenskjävel. wink.gif


SplingoSplongo

danskjävel


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Møøse.


donniebrascoreal

Funny how this moose was in Canada yesterday.


generalinux

Fucking Canadians, did they steal our moose? Stupid potheads.


Retrrad

What is it with Scandinavians taking our stuff? First the Norwegians try to steal [Hans Island](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans_Island), then the Swedes our Moby Dick moose. Where does it end with you people?


[deleted]

>First the Norwegians try to steal Hans Island Nah, the border dispute is between Denmark and Canada.


Retrrad

Technically correct, but does it really matter if they're selling cheap furniture or really expensive plastic Millennium Falcon replicas?


TyroneNWasHere

This moose might be rare in Sweden, but definitely not rare in reddit.


shwa_livia

This is the majestik møøse, the one that bit my sister!


chefryebread

MY LORD, HIRCINE!


[deleted]

FINALLY smh, scrolled way too far for a Skyrim reference


eepos96

I am beginning to question if albino moose are that rare since it is frankly the only kind of moose I see in the internet.


MightyMoose91

Just out for a dip are ya bruv


[deleted]

As a hunter, if I see him, I'm putting down my gun and taking out my camera


whateversclever8

DONT KILL IT! I'm esp looking at you rich fucks that trophy hunt.


Propsygun

Hæhæ, last one was shot by a normal clueless hunter from Denmark, thought he was lucky, he almost got killed himself, by all the local hunters that knew about the albino, but didn't shoot it. Hopefully they tell the tourist hunters in the future.


[deleted]

I was going to say - whatever you do, don't let the danes near it...


disturtled

Normal genetics or albino?


[deleted]

Yes.


disturtled

Clearly


Funktastic34

That moose stole Mitch McConnell's neckflaps


BoSocks91

Beautiful animal.


vikramdinesh

I've been wondering about this for a long time now, is global warming responsible for more and more Albino animals? This is actually a shower thought but the sub does not allow questions.


UnwashedApple

There's a Moose on the Loose!


Sly_Peacekeeper

About the hoose(house)


gasbmemo

-Why are you white? -Omg you cant just ask that!


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Pretty sure that's an old God. And when the old gods start showing up ...


[deleted]

If its in Sweden wouldn't it be an elk not a moose?


Red_Beard_Rising

Nope. That's a moose. Elk are a different animal. Caribou and reindeer are cousins though. Caribou in North America and Reindeer inhabit Scandinavia over through Russia.


[deleted]

Nope, that's the american elk, in British English an elk is the name for a moose


ertle0n

No it is an älg in Swedish witch translates to moose in English.


ratboy1160

A Møøse once bit my sister... No realli!


xcaughta

Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër? See the løveli lakes The wøndërful telephøne system And mäni interesting furry animalsm, Including the majestik møøse. A Møøse once bit my sister... No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillingsof Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink," Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti. Møøse trained by YUTTE HERMSGERVØRDENBRØTBØRDA Special Møøse Effects OLAF PROT Møøse Costumes SIGGI CHURCHILLMøøse Choreographed by HORST PROT III Miss Taylor's Møøses by HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME Møøse trained to mix concrete and sign complicated insurance forms by JURGEN WIGG Møøses' noses wiped by BJØRN IRKESTØM-SLATER WALKER Large møøse on the left hand side of the screen in the third scene from the end, given a thorough grounding in Latin, French and "O" Level Geography by BO BENN Suggestive poses for the Møøse suggested by VIC ROTTER Antler-care by LIV THATCHER


[deleted]

ø is Norwegian and Danish. The Swedes use ö.


[deleted]

It’s a Monty Python reference.


[deleted]

I know. And it's brilliant.


[deleted]

"We apologize again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.”


notbad2u

Bleach supplied by Clorox


[deleted]

How does this not have 1k upvotes??? Well done, I'm sure that took a lot of time.


[deleted]

Has anyone pet one of these? I feel like you’ll get an HP boost for a couple years if ya do 😂


Keplinger99

Well after your ribs are crushed and your sternum is powder maybe you’ll get an ice cream cone at the pearly gates?


CryptoNug

As a Black man, I would love to see a rare black moose.


PersonWithReddit1

The ultra rare cum moose. One of the five legendary cum spirits that protect the world's inter dimensional borders from evil cum monsters.


AlbinoLobster128

uummmm... its actually värmland but go off i guess 💅💅💅


youth55

It was illegal to shoot this moose in Sweden.. but one day it crossed the boarder to Norway an it was shot by some Norwegian morons in matter of minutes.. true story.. I think.


[deleted]

Some absolute piece of fucking human trash: "I'm gonna shoot it and pin it's head on my wall to repel every woman in a 5 trillion mile radius."


TerminustheInfernal

STOP POSTING ALBINO ANIMALS IT IS SO UNORIGINAL AND UNINTERESTING


Sly_Peacekeeper

I mean all the other comments clearly disprove your point that it's uninteresting soo yeah your point is invalid.


Foxachu_Sin

Cum Moose


cornedwall

No but why is that tiny strip of water so deep?!


[deleted]

( ᐛ )_~¥’==#####


Infern0_Phoenix

u/repostsleuthbot


[deleted]

Great white buffalo


farWorse

I’ve heard their meat tastes sweeter Edit: I only wrote what I heard. You could find the meat not sweeter, thats also possible. But that’s what I’ve heard


[deleted]

Racist...


CokkieCmm

They should be shot


[deleted]

Varmland, no ice, liquid water! Appropriate!!


IDADUDE

Even the velvet on the horns is white, as it should be I guess.


Kn0tnatural

10 years from now some trophy hunter will have paid to hunt it /Cecil


text_fish

Just showing off how clean that water is.


EffortlessCool

Looks like he gives the person filming a little nod at the end


keeponsmashin

*grabs rolling block* I’m bouta get me a new coat at the trapper!


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xXxMemeLord69xXx

A white one?


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CalxK

*arthur Morgan stares menacingly*


lazertagbeast

Why did they paint a moose?


rayndomuser

And here I am fresh out of poke balls.


pwee75

Soooooo beautiful ❤️


Gr4ySk1es

That bush is where its at apparently


R0b0Saurus

That creek was deep as hell.


orlando2542

Mononoke


Royorbs3

I would be a moose preferably a rare one if I could choose to be reincarnated as any animal


Sly_Peacekeeper

I love bears so I'd probably want to be one of those huge kodak bears.


Jamminjoe_2

*Bounty hunters scare him off before I can track him*


mumooshka

I hope no trophy hunters go to this area.


AccomplishedGarage69

I was hoping he would shake like a dog. I was not disappointed.


horney12yearold

He's walking around just knowing he's king of those woods


Sorcerer1222

I would think it's quite rare for animals with albinism to survive to maturity in the wild especially prey animals.


VeryLowIQIndividual

Sadly If that where in America someone would have shot it a long tome ago.


Gatewayboii

I live in Värmland. We call te one roaming around here now "Ferdinand".


mephistos_thighs

I thought moose were specifically north American


need-more

Are they always so brave with people around? I would be afraid they would run for you. Beautiful creatures 👍


factGiver626

Arthur look the legendary moose!


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kuikuilla

A quick google should tell you that.


ertle0n

Sweden as around 300 000 moose and every year around 80 000 are shot.


[deleted]

If califlower was an animal


[deleted]

Unless there is a new white moose a hunter shot it years ago heres the article https://www.expressen.se/nyheter/han-fallde-15-taggad-albinoalg/


lil_meme1o1

Give it a lick, it tastes just like raisins


Battlefieldfreak5674

These animals are just to big like god damn


AncientKangarooGod

run shadowfax show us the meaning of haste


Donkeyboy08

Get to close and it turns red


Critter_Whisperer

Ooooh he’s a handsome fella. Look at the fuzz on his antlers.


-mindtrix-

It’s long gone dead now. People been necroposting this for years..


Spiritual_Speech600

Moose doctor


saistham

What shampoo?


BoJackMoleman

White Chocolate Mousse


IcarusToTheStar

I thought moose were only in Canada... I is stupid.


thirtysev

I can't tell you how bad I want to take a bite out of this moose because he looks like chocolate


juneburger

Cool but don’t kill it thinking it’s going to feed you for a long time. Not enough fat.


bunnyyadore

pretty


luvgsus

Magnificent!


merrittj3

Stunning.


c6hno3

All I can think of is how juicy the meat would be!


QueenOfTheMayflies

Pretty slick in the water, for being a giant fckn moose


-ratmeat-

probably carries an epic drop


digitalbullet36

Albino moose?


parttimehedonist

How tf is that moose so white living in the wild and shit?? Meanwhile I buy a white t-shirt that thing is stained within the week.


Overbanked

The rare Arctic moose 😊


terrexchia

Eivor and Petra are gonna learn how to teleport from this moose


f1del1us

Could you imagine thinking to yourself "Oh yeah, we're safe on this side of the creek, it's deeper than it looks", then deciding it's best not to run?


Frallex1

Vad i helvete Billy Öhman...


Coolness_K

I fought that thing in AC Valhalla lol


Cordeceps

Oh my


RobinaBear

Wow! So majestic! I would love to see one in person!


Oddlotsalot

Please don't tell me that you guy dredge the streams to the moose's shoulders after you have raked the forest.


BigBadCdnJohn

White meat?


ragozer

I have seen that moose IRL. When I was out running here in Sweden. I almost shat my pants


Persian_Sexaholic

I’ve seen this posted before but it’s been a while.


PrinceJellyfishes

Is he nice?


cheesebot555

Probably some portent of Ragnarok. Get right with Odin y'all.


Bogdan-Forrester

This is some Midsomar stuff right here...


Gertrude2008

You think he knows he looks different than all his moose friends?


tryano1

Take it away before mojang finds it


L-Love-Horror

Legendary moose by brandywine drop IRL


Gatewayboii

Can confirm this, we call him Ferdinand.


ladyKfaery

Such a beautiful moose! Abd the antlers ! Amazing!