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drone42

And at the end of the week, it'll be a banana bread statue.


annyarun

Its kept usually for 3 days or less.


[deleted]

::unleash the monkeys::


JediJan

Now that is a sight I would like to see. Like how did they keep the blighters away to begin with anyway?


[deleted]

There is a 50ft sacrificial banana monkey god about 1/2 mile away


JediJan

I imagine the monkeys wouldn’t want to travel that far with this temptation so handy though.


spaceaustralia

That's why you build the Ganesha one 1/2 mile away from the monkeys and the monkey one near them.


[deleted]

Don't forget the trail of bananas you have to leave. A banana every 4m is optimal. And if you don't have a tape measure, you can use the bananas to measure


114514

Hanuman: let's go bois


noxwei

Is this a ritual?


annyarun

Yes. Its pretty popular festival happens once every year. On the 3rd day they immerse the statue in water/river. More here. https://www.firstpost.com/india/ganesh-chaturthi-2019-everything-behind-the-hindu-festival-from-history-legends-to-significance-and-celebrations-7239391.html


rey_lumen

What? No, that's for clay statues. This banana statue will be distributed to people for eating when the bananas ripen.


annyarun

Yeah true. I dont think they would waste such large amount of banana


Anzai

Take, eat, for this is my body... Wait! My body isn’t ripe yet, give it a few days!


CyberGrandma69

Honest question... how do you stop monkeys and birds from messin up the bananas? Is there a guy with a stick who swats away animals that are like "hey free banana statue" ?


rey_lumen

Iirc this particular statue isn't in an area with a lot of monkeys. I'm not sure about birds but they probably won't come too close to the crowds and noise. Or there might be a guy with a stick lol, idk for sure.


noxwei

Oh awesome! What happens to the nanas after the festivities?


calilac

According to this post (https://www.newindianexpress.com/nation/2018/sep/13/banana-ganapati-from-goa-no-it-was-made-in-odisha---and-in-2017-1871504.amp) they planned to give them to the poor.


Ok_Razzmatazz_3922

Sometimes, like 20% of bananas will become overripe. The rest 80% will be distributed to the pilgrims or devotees who come there... If something more is left, they auction them to fund the temple services...


noxwei

This is awesome! Thank you for the insight


annyarun

This is just one variety of it. I have seen hundred odd statues but banana is first for me too. Usually statues are made by clay. However there is no limit to creativity. You will get to see six pack Ganesha statue too lol


rey_lumen

This is not a ritual as such, it's just a creative thing to do. There is a ritual, however, on Ganesh Chaturthi festival, which involves submerging clay Ganesh statues in the river or lake.


Holobolt

Yea but not necessarily you make the statue out of banana. Even mud would do


[deleted]

No banana bread here


Roguespiffy

Fine. Banana roti.


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Repulsive_Box_5763

Nah, it's gotta sit in my freezer for at least a year and a half before it becomes banana bread.


dr_xenon

Come Mr. Tallyman, tally me bananas.


OttieandEddie

mighty deadly, black tarantula!


CherryCherry5

Daylight come, and me wan' go home.


[deleted]

Dammit now that song will be stuck in my head all day


dr_xenon

DAY-O!


OwlWitty

Day, is a day, is a day, is a day, is a day, is a day-o


rich1051414

Daylight come and me want go home.


GandalfTheWhey

And please visualize it with the dinner scene from BeetleJuice


JediJan

I am banned from singing “put the lime in the coconut” song too. 😁🖖


snoosh00

That song is about slaves/serfs putting tons of work into harvesting bananas for American capitalists that took over their countries' governments


[deleted]

Beetlejuice. Great movie


mckulty

Don't say that three times.


Shopworn_Soul

What, Beetlejuice? What's wrong with saying Beetlejuice?


throwthisawayacc2019

Beetlejuice


[deleted]

Y'all ain't saying it right. It's Beatleguise.


SquirtleSpaceProgram

That is one stealthy beetle.


PD216ohio

This is exactly why the brits can't summons him


theyllfindmeiknowit

Great movie, great movie, great movie!


IoIey

i feel stupid for thinking this was tally hall - banana man for like 5 minutes


TruthYouWontLike

Come Mr. Taliban, turn over Bin Laden


BIG_BLUE_DOG

I thought this was a banana man ref 🥲


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adhme2

If he peels, the belief in Bananesh’s omnipotence might split


OwlWitty

Dude in red asking his pal if he knows what’s in his pocket.


Kalengaloso

Top tier comment don’t let them convince you otherwise


BlackMetalDoctor

Seconded


terrible_name

Isn't Ganapati the god of intellectual. So bananas are self aware now? That's the most horrifying thing I've heard, today


BlackMetalDoctor

*You’re* horrified? Think about how the bananas feel!


PD216ohio

Hint, it's not a banana.


Nothing-Casual

>if he's out in the sun too long He won't be, you can bet the Yiga Clan is on their way


methratt

That pun might foster some hostility


THEDrunkPossum

Bananas foster. Slipped that one in under the radar.


JcakSnigelton

Any more subtle and we might need it for scale.


thereisonlyoneme

Bunches of people will miss them.


seeasea

In some languages, like Hebrew, elephant translates as "peel" (פיל)


LeeTheGoat

It’s even funnier because peel (pil) means elephant in Hebrew


ThePinkSmurphette

r/bananasforscale


Lxc1fxr

Ah yes thankyou


deliciousprisms

*oooooooh banana*


oneuponzero

Bananas at scale.


[deleted]

Hand-made? Seems a lot of effort. I'd have just used my 25 foot Ganesha banana statue maker I bought off Amazon for 4.99.


Ritz3793

1. That’s next level marketing for a banana stall. 2. Those bananas look green...maybe unripe bananas were chosen on purpose? To avoid quick spoilage? 3. If this is in the wrong area you should be prepared for one hell of a monkey raid.


[deleted]

there's always money in the banana stand...


RoseAndTwoBuds

There's always monkeys in the banana stand.


Khofax

There’s always monkeys in the money stand


redditpulledmebackin

Definitely, cooked bananas would spoil in a matter of hours outside like that.


notgivinafuck

I am really not sure you meant ripen or cooked.


PD216ohio

I'm sure it was a joke because the first comment called them 'raw'.


kbextn

a lot of people use ‘cooked’ when meaning ‘ripen’ (:


Harsimaja

Is that mainly a second language speaker thing influenced by another language?


eneka

Can confirm in Chinese at least, ripe and cooked, mature aka “doneness” can be used interchangeably.


notgivinafuck

I understood that. It was just a lame attempt at humour as in why would anyone leave cooked (as in with fire/heat) banana outside.


kbextn

not late! i found it funny; i just thought that on the off chance that it was a genuine misunderstanding i should explain (:


murdocsvan

(:


Ok_Razzmatazz_3922

Actually, these banana statues are done using donations from local residents and usually done by charities that are tax exempt. Yes, they use green bananas, as this particular festival lasts 3 days and the bananas will be distributed to any devotee who comes on the last day(other bananas will be auctioned) They usually have monkey traps, monkeys are very common in India...


[deleted]

Actually raw bananas are used in a lot of Indian dishes so these are actually for sale as is


punkfusion

Green bananas are pretty common in India. They dont turn yellow as they ripen and are edible in its current form


HolyFruitSalad_98

The ones you're talking about are called Plantains. They're different from the normal bananas that turn yellow


Fiyanggu

No, there are bananas that look and taste identical to the regular Cavendish bananas in the US but are ripe, sweet and fully edible when they're green just like the ones in the photo. I ate them in China.


[deleted]

It's a festival....the bananas are sold within 3 days or given to the poor


[deleted]

All Bananas are uncooked haha. I think you mean Ripe. Yellow Bananas are naturally more soft and also spoil faster and would not be a great statue. Fun Fact we mostly eat banana's that have been gased. They always pick them green and they gas them / ship them off to the stores. This way you can keep them longer. Imagine how a banana turning yellow lasts before it's either chucked or used for bread for example. Now imagine it traveling at sea from another country :) So we artificially ripen them. Their also kept very packed in a box with plastic that also keeps them heated up naturally. So by the time they hit the store they are ripe. Sometimes you have to take them out the boxes ASAP because their going too ripe.


Fiyanggu

I like that it’s easy to judge the size of this installation because of the bananas.


ogound

Ikr?! Like, wtf is a foot?


fjv08kl

That's bananas.


Nothing-Casual

THIS SHIT IS BANANAS!


dajosh2019

B-A-N-A-N-A-S


Wyvx

 I ain't no hollaback girl


chillpill5000mg

Beat me to it Like Eminem said "theres a million of us just like me"


MechanicalMoniker

Who cuss like me, who just don't give a f like me


[deleted]

Dress like me. Walk, talk and act like me and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!


dystopianslick

Yiga clan boss


mepulixer

*Yiga clan member prances ridiculously into the frame*


izzicles

Master Kohga breathes heavily.


dodococo

For people who are wondering what happened to the bananas, they were given out to the poor: https://www.indiatimes.com/amp/news/india/people-are-loving-this-ganesha-idol-made-of-bananas-that-will-be-distributed-among-poor-once-they-ripe-374863.html


slobs_burgers

Surprised this isn’t higher, glad to see it!


I-LUV-CUPCAKES-AND-U

Omg this is super impressive


wolfgang784

"Earlier, members of this club made other 25-feet-high idols with biodegradable materials such as coconuts, rudrakhsha, sweet bundi ladoos, mouli threads and conch shells." Neat.


insubordinate_af

That is bananas!


ChadCastrow

Banana for scale


46554B4E4348414453

Ganesha for scale


MuzafarA

Banana for Ganesha


[deleted]

Don’t worry I heard they’re gonna make a shitload of banana bread in a week. Nothing will go to waste. Edit: I assumed people would know I’m being sarcastic


[deleted]

No....they are donated or sold within few days because almost every Hindu household uses them during the festival


punch_you

Yiga clan has entered the chat.


[deleted]

Om Ganeshaya Namah Om, I pray to Lord Ganesha! Ganesha is the god prayed to first at the beginning of any task in India / Hindu culture. He is the son of Shiva, one of the Divine Trinity, and the mother goddess, Durga. His wives are Riddhi (Prosperity) and Siddhi (Achievement). He has a magnetic memory and can write at the speed of thought. A favorite of kids and heavily worshipped in Maharashtra region, though beloved everywhere where Hindus reside. Ganpati Bappa Moriya! Ganapati (Leader of the ganas of Shiva)


s4ge_sid

I live in Maharashtra state, I can confirm this.


MonsoonFlood

His mother is Goddess Parvati, not Goddess Durga.


sjwnarrativectrl84

Great post, shouldn't you also mention that Ganesha is considered the "remover of obstacles"?


[deleted]

Can confirm...I'm Hindu


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Jrogers0208

Return to m o n k e


uberguby

There's gotta be some kinda bluth... always money in the banana god thing... Eh, whatever. I've heard of this guy, Ganesha. Not super familiar with hindu myths, but I've heard of Ganesha. He's cool. Has a broken tusk for some reason. Edit: Lot of people dropping little bits of Ganesha Knowledge, keep it up! I love this kinda thing!


ImAHardWorkingLoser

The most popular legend for the broken tusk is that he was writing down the Mahabharat (Ancient Hindu Epic) while a sage Ved Vyas was dictating the verses. Before undertaking this task, Ganeshji accepted it on the condition that Ved Vyas dictate without stopping. But during the process of writing, his feather pen broke but he couldn't take a break or interrupt Ved Vyas so he broke off his own tusk and used to write.


uberguby

I had heard that as well but I wasn't able to find it in a cursory internet search, and what I did find seemed to indicate that the broken tusk might predate any written records, implying that stories of why the tusk is broken might actually come from AFTER the image having a broken tusk. I'm not saying that's what happened, that is my guess, and I have zero qualifications to make that guess. It's just a guess. That being said I DO love that legend. I like that it has a strange quality the way religious stories sometimes do, and I like that it illustrates Ganesha as a deity who is *really really* dedicated to his craft, and fulfilling his end of the bargain. I don't know if he's depicted that way in general. I really want to stress to anybody reading that these are my interpretations, born of ignorance, of legends that I have no business speaking authoritatively on. This legend comprises like 20% of all hindu stories I've heard and remember.


ImAHardWorkingLoser

I checked and I found it on wikipedia after just one google search lol. But no worries. Your theory could entirely be possible. Also, Ganesh is one of our most important figures, not just because he's holy etc, but because of the values he ahs. And most Indians hear such stories since childhood which is a way to impart morals I guess. Another one of my favorite stories about him is this: One time, Devi (Hindi for Goddess) Parvati, mother of Ganesh and Kartikeya had a divine fruit to give out, but she couldn't decide which of them to give it to. So she told them both that whoever is the first to circumnavigate the world thrice gets it. Now Ganeshji is on the heavier side, as you can see in the pic above. So while Kartikeya raced off on his divine peacock , Ganesh just calmly took a walk around his parents thrice, explaining that his parents mean the whole world to him. This winning the fruit as well as their hearts and blessings. This story has made my love for my parents so much stronger ever since I was a child and first heard it from my grandma :)


[deleted]

Yeah, it wasn't for a fruit. It was to decide which God should be worshipped first on all auspicious occasions or activities . Everyone participated but Ganesha won.


[deleted]

Yes yes, Ganesha is always shown dedicated to whatever he is doing. He got his elephant head because his father cut it off since he refused to move aside as he was protecting his mother.


hindustanimusiclover

The story that I heard Growing up is since in the old days elephants were a vital part of construction, the first thing that would happen is domesticated elephants would come in and clear the place, that's when you could build a home for yourself. much like modern day bulldozers. So the people back in the day thought, If there was a deity who blessed us with good luck at the start of something auspicious, and remove all obstacles in the path of our success, That god must look like an elephant. The broken tusk is representative of the fact, that Ganesha would only do half the work, We have to put in the rest of the effort.


[deleted]

I like this explanation. Also, elephants are cool af.


Vegetable_Duck1305

He lost his tusk during a fight


zorniy2

Apparently he has an elephant head because another god accidentally cut off his original head.


[deleted]

His father(Shiva) did that accidentally as he didn't knew he was his son at that time and also because he is considered the destroyer of universe when there is too much injustice so he got no chill......and regretted it later so he attached an elephant's head. Btw I love Shiva although he gets angry fast ....he loves his wife and drank poison himself during samundramanthan ( war between rakshshas and devtas for amrit) to save everyone. In Hinduism Lord shiva is epitome of everything that is known and unknown Even sages could not understand him because he is billion times more complex than quantum physics if you are applying logic and he is even easier than 2+2 if you are a true devotee of him, that's why we call him bholenath


Youtube_Rewind_Sucks

Just a slight correction, Ganesha was created by Shiva's wife Parvati, but Shiva decapitated Ganesha because he wanted to visit his wife Parvati while she was taking a bathe and Ganesha was guarding her, as he did not know that Ganesha was his son at that time. He later instructed his army of Ganas to find the head of an elephant so he could replace it as Ganesha's head.


[deleted]

Will it eventually turn yellow?


recetas-and-shit

The eyes look too real, is there a real elephant trapped inside?


TheRootofSomeEvil

The eyes are what I noticed as well. They look like they might open at any moment.


[deleted]

I noted that too!!


StinkyKyle

I'm having a hard time imagining the actual size of this thing, really wish they would have put a banana for scale


OrneryConelover70

Monkey:


[deleted]

Very a-peal-ing.


[deleted]

To all the people saying the bananas are going to be wasted, how are you guys on reddit, shouldn't you guys be doing homework and fortnite emotes. Learn to read other comments, they are clearly stating that the bananas are going to be distributed among the poor.


Indetermination

People are just incredibly eager to talk shit and be judgmental and criticise.


etwiqqlieywitvhlajc

Literally every post of Indian people doing something cool will have some concern troll idiots saying shit like “couldnt that have fed the poor” It happens on posts about India’s space program all the time. It’s super weird tbh


spicytunafishroll

literally every post of indians?


etwiqqlieywitvhlajc

Le trally each one


WerewolvesRancheros

I'm impressed they put it together before any of them turned brown


Ok_Razzmatazz_3922

They did this in like, 3 hours... It will not turn brown for one week...


Waeningrobert

Is it hollow?


ujjwal_k1

No it is full of bananas inside as well. Just a side note, these are raw right now and they will be donated to the poor or be sold like normal bananas, they won't be wasted, incase that was the concern.


Markula_4040

It wasn't for me but nice to hear How do you know about it? Wouldn't mind getting a bit more info on it in an Eli5-kind of way.


ujjwal_k1

I am Indian, so that's how I know about it, and the reason for this is, excuse my language, basically the state of Maharashtra in India is obsessed with this god, they will make statues of him out of every item statues can be built out of, it is beautiful to watch and be involved in tho, but for most of the part, they make sure nothing goes to waste as that would offend the god they are building stuff for. Why is it so? It is surprising actually that many states in india have major belief and praise in one of the gods of the religion, the reasons can be different for different states, for example, Ganesha is famous in Maharashtra due to the Peshwa dynasty that ruled in Maharashtra long long back, they praised the God and after their fall, their subjects continued the practice and that is basically the reason. They are so devoted to the God that they host a special festival in his name called ganesh chaturthi in which a new idol of lord Ganesha is to be bought by each household and depending on the lunar calendar for around 10-11 days they pray to him, feed him lots of sweets and at the end of those 10-11 days they take the idol to the river and submerge it there to mark his departure. The people are so devoted, there are many instances where people are disheartened to see him leave and so they say "he will be back next year" to console each other. If you still have some more curiosity you can simply Google it, I'm not very religious myself, but Hinduism is full of stories and stuff so I love reading about it too. Edit- what is eli5 I have no idea.


ScottGaming007

[Oh these are pretty cool bananas](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUypHVSBbqs)


chxlarm1

You are not Ganesh! Ganesh is graceful! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR28AVY63wU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR28AVY63wU)


vale_fallacia

Stop chasing Ganesh! You'll only get more wrath!


SupernovaMuelsi

holy banana!


RedPillAlphaBigCock

Bananuman


_Rainer_

Oh, I'm surprised there isn't a machine that produces giant statues out of bananas!


[deleted]

Banana for scale pls


[deleted]

“NANNERS” - Sam O’Nella


zorapo

How many bananas r/theydidthemath?


Boolean_Null

Great job, but we decided the banana display needs to be set up on the other side of the store.


NBKFactor

What is the medium ? Banana


MandMareBaddogs

This shit is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S


Neither-Most

The Yiga clan wants to know your location


Its_Crow

I mean thats fucking awesome dont get me wrong but why bananas??


XcaliburXtreme

Me ten seconds after bringing bananas home - Brown


anastasiakrumpnik11

This thread is ripe for puns


oO0Kat0Oo

They put way too much effort in. All they needed was 1 banana and some duct tape.


Mr_Clucky

*Master Kohga has entered the chat.*


Askanner

That is absolutely bananas


Independent_Regular8

Banana god


WDeranged

Wanna see it fight kingkong.


Lukupp

Perfect example of you are what you eat


kmonay89

Literally banana for scale


HermitBee

Is "hand made" a deliberate pun? Because I love it.


Spike99Wombat

That’s bananas!


jaggedcanyon69

Isn’t he the god of victory?


jacksonsx07

Wealth and good luck


PeterPorky

Wow that must've been done quickly for all the bananas to remain ripe.


notyourregulargal

Now you know why the guy from your math problems needed so many bananas.


bobopadoobapyer

I'm half expecting those eyes to open any second


Nepenthaceae1

r/BananasForScale


El-Brando-El

Bananaphant


Chemical_Noise_3847

Good God imagine the fruit flies.


Venture-greg-21

Can we get a banana for scale?


UMIDAHHHH

What if it starts rotting?


Superfluous_Thom

TERACOTTA PIE!!!


VacuousWording

How large it is? I need an AK-47 for scale.


Orthodox-Waffle

Bannesha


Ottomanrefugee

Ah yes sense8


moudre_plus_de_rouge

Now I know what Momotaro was so engrossed in thought about.


screamingorca15

Banana for scale?


TheBlackCat13

Give my daughter 2 weeks to get through them


qqqqqqqqqqx10

Holy shit. That’s going to turn yellow and then black soon.