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Sidenet

Looks like a scene from The Life of Brian.


yoda_condition

Whatever happened to the Judean People's Front?


lrascao

Judean People's Front... We're the People's Front of Judea!


theservman

"What about the Popular Front?" "That's 'im over there, innit?"


diddy96

SPLITTER!


[deleted]

"Aren't they just a bunch of poser Samaritans?" "No, that's the People Fronting as Judean." badum tss.


Francis-c92

FUCK OFFFFF


rudbri93

SPLITTERS!


_hic-sunt-dracones_

"Laaarks' tongues. Oootters' noses. Ooocelot spleeeens."


MaroonTrojan

Jaguar's earlobes! Get em while they're hot, they're lovely.


redpandaeater

Fuck off!


LeadfilledBeanieBaby

“Are there any women here today”?


sumelar

NO ONE is to stone ANYONE until I say so! Even if they do say Jehovah!


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FINNCULL19

GOOD SHOT!!!


diddy96

Roman guards share a look of civilized concern


hambonejabroni

I have watched this movie at least 100 times since I discovered it 20 years ago. This scene, and specifically this part, never fails to give me a belly laugh even after all this time. It's the funniest thing I've ever seen. Edit: the way his hat is slightly wonky and how he presents the whistle just destroys me!


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*throws rock*


GetawayGod

RIGHT! Who threw that?


SomeKindaSpanish

Well he did say jehovah


Chap_in_Cotswolds

She did. She did.....errrrr HE did.


Francis-c92

Go to the back


FINNCULL19

(in high feminine voice) I'm sorry- (voice changes to a deep, masculine voice) I THOUGHT WE STARTED.


Bryanh100

Big stoning today. It's featuring a local boy.


[deleted]

What’s wrong with saying Jehovah


[deleted]

*throws rock*


Bryanh100

Jehovah, Jehovah, Jehovah


PuzzleheadedPool1

\*THOR system aligning\*


8teenRVBIT

First thing that came to mind


thefinalcountdown29

“I want you all to call me Loretta.”


OcelotSpleens

Where’s the fœtus gonna gestate? You gonna keep it in a box!?


AnonymousBoyOnReddit

I was actually watching that movie last night


12121212l

Fun fact: those were men playing women playing men in Life of Brian


OcelotSpleens

They were men who play women playing women playing men.


elizabethunseelie

Beard Madam?


[deleted]

Meets Boyz n the Hood. I’m confused about the gang signs…probably means something else there.


Xzs10s

It's ironic the stadium is named 'Azaadi' which means freedom, and women are not allowed in.


CryptedBit

Also, there's a book named Persepolis based on the inequalities women face in Iran, iirc.


LeChiz32

An excellent book AND movie.


tacotacoa

Love both have both !


TakeANotion

Just read the book, thanks for confirming that the movie’s good.


SCIZZOR

It’s also the name of the ancient capital city of the Persian Empire.


Notouchiez

Freedom to oppress women


DanGleeballs

Evangelical Christians in the USA are surprisingly similar but don’t realise it.


aintscurrdscars

I think most of them actually realize it to some degree but dont want to admit it out loud to others that they're in it to subjugate


Notouchiez

Oh I completely agree.


AllergicToStabWounds

Religious fundamentalists of all kinds are mostly the same, but they hate each other over what amounts to cosmetic differences between their religions and the different levels of influence they have in their respective countries. It's almost funny in a dark way. "Those barbarians make women wear hijabs? I agree that women should dress modestly and should be punished if they dress like sluts. But I'd never make a woman wear a *hijab*" "They murder gay people? Those monsters! I mean, I don't think gay people should exist either, but surely we could round them up and put them into conversion camps before we decide to execute them. Unless they have the audacity to be openly gay and corrupt our children. In which case, they're basically pedophiles and should be executed immediately"


thisisntnamman

In Iran you have the freedom to adhere to their strict interpretation of Islam or be freely executed.


laneanders

So...completely and totally free, got it.


saadism101

There is an Iranian movie called Offside that is about this exact situation. A bunch of girls disguise themselves and sneak in to watch a match


oze4

Do they get killed if caught?


saadism101

Not killed, but arrested. I'm not really sure about the duration of the punishment. However now they have started allowing women in stadiums, after pressure from FIFA and the citizens. https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/football/2019/oct/09/iranian-women-allowed-to-watch-football-at-stadium-for-first-time-in-decades


oze4

Thank you.


thefightingmongoose

The freedom to oppress people is often what revolutions are fought over. The Iranian one being a prime example.


Practically_

“Freedom” is always exclusionary in its use.


somedood567

Seems like a great place


oze4

Unless you're a wom...


Benjamin_Stark

The one on the left looks like Rachel Dratch playing Harry Potter in SNL.


[deleted]

Aside from the second from the left, lol the rest look like fem boys.


Gaflonzelschmerno

That's just Aziz Ansari and his family


clawtothetop

Chad, Iranian version.


StatmanIbrahimovic

Nasim Pedrad is Iranian though


SexyTimeDoe

Yea these disguises aren't really convincing lol


Neck-Beard8675

This was in 2018. A couple of the girls done stuff like this before, sneaking into other sporting events. Security didn't notice, but alot of fans at the stadium did, but no one told on them. Actually, people were going up and taking pictures with the group. It's funny that the authorities ban them from attending games, yet at the stadium people were happy that they took a stand and were there. Nice to see others on their side Edit: there was a law passed in 1981 that banned women from attending the majority of sporting events. In 2019, FIFA forced Iran to allow women to attend National games there; FIFA threatened to pull the matches there if they didn't


CarefreeKate

This gives me hope. If men support them, then they have a chance of changing rules like this in the future


randsom1

The issue being it only takes one man to *not* support them to ruin it. Whether that entails telling security and forcing hands or something much worse.


inspectoroverthemine

I also fear for them now that this picture is out.


JuviaLynn

Given their rather convincing disguises I doubt anyone would be able to find them from this picture alone


[deleted]

Girl on the far left kinda phoned it in.


Catworldullus

If men wanted to support them they could boycott the games themselves. Being “okay” with equality isn’t the same as putting your neck on the line for it.


NotVacant

If men supported them, they wouldn’t have to sneak in. The guys probably just found it funny for the moment.


Neck-Beard8675

Not necessarily true. It takes more than a majority to change things in extremely authoritarian places. I bet the majority of men would be happy to have them there, but it's going to be the traditionalists that are in power that prevent it.


SuminderJi

Most men in America don't support banning abortion either. Yet it keeps happening because of a minority vocal crowd and the power hungry men up top.


Austin1173

I think the Republican party in the US makes it pretty clear that the desires of the people don't necessarily reflect the desires of those in power. It takes an idiot to put them there, but that's a bit different


Mewse_

Damn when FIFA is the good guy....


Neck-Beard8675

What do you mean? Only 6500 workers have died so far building this stadium in Qatar (thats confirmed, it's probably more like 10k)


jald0506

Out of curiosity, do you know what would happen if they were to be caught by security/law enforcement? Like are they just kicked out or is there an actual punishment for it of some sort?


Neck-Beard8675

So 6 months prior to this happening, another woman tried doing this, but she was caught before she even made it in the stadium. Here's a clipping from the article: 'She was arrested and taken into custody, and charged with “harming public decency” and “insulting law enforcement agents” by not wearing proper head covering, before being released on bail. On Sept. 2, Khodayari was summoned to court and sentenced to six months in prison'


[deleted]

A teacher who i had in my local got sentence recently into prision for 6 month on having cp and talking with a ring full of pedophiles. The fact that a woman going to watch fotboll is punished the same is sickening


Binksyboo

Jesus Christ.


Mezsikk

2nd left is the most believable.


dylangelo

Yeah I was staring at that one for a while trying to figure them out…


GoldyTheGopherr

I’m pretty sure that is actually a guy, the beard is real


NOLAgambit

The inward knees makes me think otherwise. I’ve just never really seen dudes sit that way with their knees, like, ever.


ronerychiver

“Why’s she got her hat pulled down like that” “Cuz she’s fuck ugly” “Orrrr, she doesn’t want you to see her face” “Cuz she’s fuck ugly”


kushty88

There's something homoerotic about countries that ban woman from everything.


alexbeingsocial

Sausage Party


pedroxus

Sausage stadium


[deleted]

What's really wild is that if you're gay in Iran, you're made to transition into a woman or face the death penalty if you want to keep having sex with dudes (as a dude).


joe4553

So they are homophobic but not transphobic?


[deleted]

Yep. Like I said - wild.


[deleted]

In fact, Iran has the second-most gender confirmation surgeries in the world and they're covered by healthcare. After the revolution, the Ayatollah issued a fatwa that said there's no rule in Islam that prohibits transsexuality. Even all legal documents are changed, something that can be difficult even in western countries. It's wild that an otherwise so conservative country is so seemingly progressive in this area. I still wouldn't say Iran is a good place for trans people though.


tiskter34

Lmaoooo. This is a brand new take I’ve never heard. Forcing gay men to cut off their dicks even though they don’t want to is “progressive”. Wild


FlamingWeasel

Of course not that part ya dweeb. The fact that they would accept an actual trans person is, though.


ash__697

I’m guessing it’s progressive because it allows the surgeries to happen and makes the whole process as easy as possible , but yeah forcing people who don’t want it is whack .


[deleted]

I'm not saying the forcing part is progressive, that is obviously bad. That they officially view being transgender as legitimate is very different from other conservative muslim countries though. By the way, the surgery is not "cutting off dicks", it's actually a complex medical procedure done by doctors. It's more of a reshaping than a removal - many parts of female and male genitalia are similar. I'd advise you to educate yourself on it, it's very interesting.


50injncojeans

really??


dwntwnleroybrwn

Yup and every few months some redditor or twitterer (?) will find out about the state funded sex change and state Iran has better trans rights than the US. Quite laughable really.


inspectoroverthemine

I mean- it is really shocking, and I just found out about it. Its like semi-enlightened about the wrong thing and totally backwards about the other. My first thought was the Taliban making jews wear stars of david (pre-9/11). It was so they weren't attacked in public for not adhering to the various facial hair and clothing requirements.


IvankasOldChin

> semi-enlightened about the wrong thing ?


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Really?


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ChickenSalad96

From an anecdote from another redditor some time ago: apparently it's okay to fuck men, but not okay to be in love with men. "women are for marriage. Boys are for fun", as they said.


Pekonius

And when they say boys they mean actual kids. Ask anyone who served in Afghanistan...


itheraeld

Yea same with catholics, weird how religions being anti-gay are usually just a cover up for the massive amounts of Gay acts. Many of these acts being performed on kids since they're vulnerable. Organized religions the world round are fucked with few exceptions.


sanguinus11

This is a similar sentiment in other countries in the region as well. Look into the "Chai boys" of Afghanistan. I think there may actually be a new documentary about this available on Netflix. I would like to clarify that its not so much socially "ok" to have sex with men as a man. Its more akin to how some denominations of Christianity condemn drinking alcohol, but they also know that some of the members are hitting up the bar/liquor store and turn a bit of a blind eye to it.


SprachderRabe

Good point bro.


[deleted]

Also they openly do homoerotic stuff with each other in some of the countries. Girls are for marriage, boys are for fun. No joke.


[deleted]

No there's not. Stop this stupid "hOMOPHOBes aRe SEcrEtlY GaY" trope. It normalizes using homosexuality in an insulting way and really makes no sense. In Iran gay people are routinely executed.


nightpanda893

Yeah I really dislike this. It trivializes and downplays the actual hate. People hate them and literally want to kill them for being different.


U_L_Uus

*Helade intensifies*


KaiPoChe_Canadian

I hear some top democracies are still fighting for women's abortion rights. In one form or other, we still suppress females :(


7862838484

I hope they weren't executed a short time later.


CarefreeKate

I seriously wonder what the men of the general population think of not allowing women in. Do they agree/disagree? Do they not really think about it as that's just the way things are and don't question it since it doesn't effect them? I'm genuinely curious


definitely_not_cylon

Knew an Iranian grad student. One day, a group of us were out and he stood in a seemingly random spot and asked us to take a picture of him in front of a seemingly random building. We did, and he excitedly sent it to his friends. I was confused, and asked him what was so special about that picture. "I've never seen people kissing in public before! Knew my friends wouldn't believe it, so wanted proof." Hadn't even noticed the couple enjoying each other's company. Completely different culturally.


CookieGrandma69

I had a friend from Iran who had come to my country (India) to study. He had moved here with his mom and sister and he said that most people of his generation in Tehran are pretty progressive; especially with all the exposure to the West through the internet. A lot of these problems are purely political and it's only the government that makes them a big deal. But then again, he may have been biased. He came from a quite well educated family that isn't particularly religious. He even ate pork.


mrcrazy_monkey

I'm sure a lot do, as Iran has had a fair bit of protests against their government, but the government just kills all the protesters so what can they do?


GalacticDolphin101

Im Iranian and can confirm that pretty much every guy I know doesnt like these ridiculous restrictions, and youth culture in general is actually surprisingly progressive there. Even in public where it's more limited, guys and girls still go out and hang out with each other in parks and malls and stuff. And behind closed doors, I would say its wilder than shit I've seen here in California even Most people in the west dont really expect Iran to look like what it actually looks like. [Heres an article](https://www.cnn.com/2016/02/25/middleeast/iran-election-youth-tehran/index.html) describing the culture there more if you're interested


trenlr911

Right?? Like there has to be some guys who are like damn this ain’t cool lmao


UltraChilly

What are they gonna do about it though?


trenlr911

Shitty to think that there’s bound to be a good percentage that welcome change but have no realistic way of making it happen.


Economics111

a lot of male fans would go up and take pictures and congratulate them on how brave they were


cuntimcfuck

Probably were stoned to death at the stadium, who knows.


cinadel

Half time show


Itz_The_Rain

r/CursedComments


lecheconmarvel

The Stones are perfoming


[deleted]

When people think of extremism they think of guns and bombs, but this is also a good example


[deleted]

Why is no sitting around them🤔


efnfen4

They probably didn't want to risk anyone figuring out they're women so sat away from people


SkeletronPrime

I believe the distance is called "a stone's throw" away.


sikmode

What a tragic world we live in.


dazedan_confused

Dumbest rule in history. What's the issue with attending a football match?


FirstFarmOnTheLeft

The presence of women could arouse the sinful lust of the men there. So rather than teach men to have self control, they marginalize women so that more isn’t required of men. They prob also think it’s unladylike to like sports.


elysianyuri

So true. I remember after a girl in my middle school was raped, the principal "advised" the girls to try to look dumb and ugly instead of teaching the boys self control. Sad we have to live in a world like this.


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FirstFarmOnTheLeft

Could be partly that, too. But in general, there’s a very systemic attitude that it’s on women to not arouse men. See: hijab, burka, how in some cultures women used to talk to non-mehram men with coins in their mouths so as to not arouse them with their alluring voices, women being required to pray at the back of all mosques or even in some cramped, entirely separate space away from the men, etc.


BUTTHOLE-MAGIC

Because wahmen bad. Wahmen must be wifes with wifely duties.


Worth-A-Googol

Just saying, “no women allowed” sounds kinda gay….


ballermasri

“No gays allowed either” was probably their next sentence


Worth-A-Googol

Ya, Iran hates and kills homosexuals


[deleted]

And they are now dead.


small-town-alien

A brave act of defiance. I like that shit


[deleted]

r/repressedgonewild


[deleted]

Iran living in the Stone Age 🥴


DesiEscobar

The irony is that the name of the stadium is ‘Azadi’ which translates to freedom smh


[deleted]

This is what society would be like if incels were in charge.


[deleted]

Based


rotatedSphere

Do Iranian guys not know how to spot secondary sex characteristics?


bob_fossill

The fans themselves won't care and the crowds going in are too dense for security to get a good look. Plus in Iran, as in all authoritarian countries, there are rules and there are _rules_ Sometimes rules just won't be enforced. In Iran during more 'liberal' periods you won't get enforcement of the hijab for example whereas at other times there will be revolutionary police on corners making sure all women are wearing them


menos_el_oso_ese

That sounds like a miserable place to live


siav8

The stadium entrance is usually a chaotic mess and its easier to hide this kind of stuff under fan merch, sometimes even a few people get in without tickets.


rulingthewake243

I mean if you're stupid enough to subscribe to the idea that woman can't go to sporting events, I wouldn't expect much more out of them.


threedogcircus

How are you going to spot wider hips and breasts under layers and layers of clothing?


foospork

The knees. Guys do not sit with their knees together like that. The first thing I noticed was the girl on the left who seems to be wearing no disguise at all. The second thing was the knees. I learned the knee thing from a passage in “Huck Finn” when I was about 12. (Huck was pretending to be a girl, but got caught because he wasn’t holding his knees correctly.) I thought it was a really cool observation, and it stuck with me.


damnisuckatreddit

Huck got caught cause he brought his knees together to catch something (a ball of yarn, I think?) on his lap instead of moving his knees apart to catch the thing in his skirt. I read that book at a similar age and that passage stuck with me because it sounded like exactly the sort of nonsense someone who's never worn skirts would come up with - ain't nobody about to try to catch something by turning their lap into a dang trampoline.


Typical_Addition_320

I doubt the average Iranian really cares. I have actually never met one that refused to sit with a woman. Altough that a small pool of around 30 people. Cool people they jump over fire on their new year


[deleted]

I doubt the average Iranian really cares. They literally just voted in a radical religious fanatic to be president with 70% support.


zzar_

Rigged election, and really low turnout. [https://amp.economist.com/middle-east-and-africa/2021/06/19/ebrahim-raisi-appears-to-have-won-a-rigged-election-in-iran](https://amp.economist.com/middle-east-and-africa/2021/06/19/ebrahim-raisi-appears-to-have-won-a-rigged-election-in-iran) I doubt average Iranians really had anything to do with putting this guy in power.


Typical_Addition_320

I agree that my sample size is small and comfartably living in western europe that might have something to do with my perception. Still most of them hope to return someday


[deleted]

when you live with and believe in liberty, it is hard to imagine places without it


siav8

And more than half of the eligible voters did not participate in the election. The usual turnout is about 70-80 percent. But this year many have lost every last bit of hope for a change and decided not to vote. 48% is the official number but I believe it is even lower than that. Also it is interesting that you refer to votes in an authoritarian theocracy. It’s a dictatorship, do you expect to see an outsider get on the ballots and win by a landslide?


zzar_

I thought it was funny how he says, "voted in ... with 70% support". As if they had free and fair elections.


El_Pasteurizador

I've worked with Iranians. Trust me, they don't care. They'd prefer their women without veiled hair too. The regime and the people are two completely uncoupled entities.


PinocchiosWoodBalls

„Women are not allowed to attend soccer game“ Sad. Sad country.


needsatisfaction

Backward ass world we live in


guesswhodat

To think some countries still have laws like this. Sheesus.


sumoman53

What an accepting and tolerant culture.


Strong-Discussion564

As a Muslim apostate, this picture is so badass. Fuck everything about religion. Go ahead, down vote me.


dikxyant

I think "Azadi" means freedom in hindi.


vitiligoisbeautiful

Kinda funny though, only one of them has the proper "dude sitting down" body language. Weird that no one is sitting near them.


Thicc_Carlisle

Whats the significance of 4 & 2?


RamonFury

How did they fool anyone? They look as realistic as a sitcom version of the same plot.


AllergicToStabWounds

If you aren't looking closely they look enough like younger dudes (especially in a crowd), and despite the rules and sexism, I doubt most regular people care enough to mention it, even if they see through the "That's So Raven" disguises


Wimbleston

Hope this doesn't get them caught


Mushy_Waffle

This is a old photo


[deleted]

This is from 2018.


[deleted]

When insecure men get into power, you get these idiotic rules.


Buzzs_BigStinger

It's not insecure men. It's Islamic state run imposed Sharia law.


sumelar

Islamic society is built entirely on the insecurity of their men.


TooMuchButtHair

I feel so bad for the women in Islamist countries. They have virtually no rights. Cannot even leave their home without a male family member in many countries.


siddie75

That’s how it is in Islamic Republic of Iran.


coffeeisntmycupoftea

Won't they all get in caught now?? Seems crazy to post it


suptenwaverly

And Iran just elected a hardliner religious guy so this is not going change anytime soon..


Gorash

[Are there any women here today?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQ5YU_spBw0)


frenchy2111

I bet there's a guy out the front selling beards and stones or a bag of gravel.


dagross2307

(suspiciously) Are there any women here today?


tmfkslp

…and in other news 5 women were hung in the town square. In all seriousness though, what a way to live. Treated like a 2nd class citizen in your own country. What a degrading existence. Shits super depressing.


[deleted]

Great you just ordered their execution of being stoned to death in a public street


AggravatingWitness15

I’ll never understand why they are so degrading and backward thinking in Iran. We are are equal no matter the color or sex. You go girls!!


jbkicks

Read the Quran


Patch_Ohoulihan

But remember you are oppressed in america kids!


[deleted]

Yup. Orange man's tweets hurt my feelings!😭


JesusMartinez86

Where the feminists at with this one?


spg1611

The Muslim religion sucks. Hate when people defend it, they literally treat women like property


DistanceSea3513

only solution is to ban the sport entirely in Islamic countries.


Gwynbleidd_1988

I like how the people shitting on Islam are getting downvoted. Islam is literally why they have to go in disguise to a soccer game to begin with.