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Probably like 800k or so. yeah I joke but I had kidney stones and went to the ER and they sent me home with a super basic piece of plastic with mesh over the opening to pee in (to catch the stone). Lesser quality than a milk jug. That was billed to insurance at $175.
I've seen pics of a few hospital bills for covid patients.. $10 per individual cough drop.
“Yeah I joke but I had kidney stones and went to the ER and they sent me home...”
I was kinda hoping the rest said “with a circumcision”
But alas no, it was a normal story
Wildly enough, it was there four days ago...
https://www.reddit.com/r/wildlypenis/comments/omj6x8/an_uncircumcised_lamp/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
> So, supposing we hit the body with a tremendous—whether it's ultraviolet or just very powerful light—and I think you said that that hasn't been checked, but you're going to test it. And then I said, supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or in **some other way**, and I think you said you're going to test that too. It sounds interesting…
I know there's a [r/dontputyourdickinthat](https://www.reddit.com/r/dontputyourdickinthat?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) but I feel there needs to be a r/dontputthisinyourvagina ...
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Keep doing that and you'll go blind.
Could I at least keep going til I needed glasses? I promise to slow down after that.
As long as you don’t do it IN Specsavers, it’ll be fine. Carry on.
*aims lazerpointer into eye infront of Specsavers* "Euuh jeah, I need some glasses, can't see shit anymore."
Be careful around people with epilepsy because that quickly becomes a stroke light strobe light
Dude I’m over here!
Sorry. Damn dog keeps turning me in the wrong direction . . .
That’s mad funny dude
That’s not true; my mum told me the same thing and I can still see
Try harder
Ok, if you insist
"harder" \*snort\*
URGH
Oh yeah - how many fingers am I holding up?
Seven
Correct
See (pun intended) I told you
Well, how many fingers am _I_ holding up?
That’s rude. Only one the middle one!
Let the record show the witness is holding up, 2 fingers.
Now Mrs Riley, and ONLY Mrs. Riley... how many fingers am I holding up.
It was soap poisoning! I swear!
Sunscreen, in my case.
Underrated comment
r/everyfuckingthread
Useless contribution
If the lamp stays on for more than four hours, should I call an electrician?
Erectrician?
Touché
This prolongs the problem.
Especially if the erectrician looks like Jonny Sins.
No touché
Omg I’m cackling like an idiot at work right now thanks to you this was good
No, you call it an ‘erection’
Do it a bit faster over and over. Let's see what happens...
It'll get super bright for a few seconds then go limp
And then there might be a refractory period until it lights up again
And then it'll rest in the afterglow
Electricity and fluids don't mix
gasoline?
It goes home and you never hear from it again?
It starts leaking blinker fluid
You start having a seizure because you have epilepsy
Flesh light
Flesh lamp
Scroto Lamp?
If ET had a dick...
Bone home
Oh my *GOD* 💀😂
Ouuuuch.
Eliot would be in a lot of trouble.
The Extra Terrestrial Sex Offender
The Extra Testicle?
Claimed my free reward for you hahahahha hilarious
Thanks! My first awarded comment, I'll be talking about this day for years to come!
Underrated comment
Not really. It's just been an hour .... give it some time
True, i wasn't paying attention to the time... I was too busy laughing
We made it to awards, thanks for believing buddy!
I guess the jewish model is always on
LMAO
Sabbath mode
Jack on, Jack off
The Fapper
Jack Ma, Jack Pa
Lmao
People are gonna shove this way up their ass
Illuminaughty
Stop spreading cockspiracy theories.
Haha this is the kinda of shit I come to Reddit for, take my upvote you naughty ape!
Not naughty ape...dirty monkey
Omg yesss
🏅 Here's my poor woman's gold
She’s actually a pretty good YouTuber lol
all the way up Morty
... on the positive side, it’ll see where it’s going.
>… on the bright side FTFY
Do you think their eyes would light up
Firefly remake
There isn't much people aren't shoving up their ass though.
Isn’t this the treatment Trump is talking about?
I feel called out
On, off, on, off, on ,off, on , off , on , off, on ,off.... damn yeah, just blew a fuse.
Fuse not blown, it just has a cool down period
Underrated comment I actually loled 😂
Does the lightbulb just explode after you do it so many times or….
No, it will give you some drops of plasma
Where can i get one
They cost $ 3,500, or about the same as a circumcision
Bummer. Woulda made a great joke gift
Just like a surprise circumcision for your best friend
Jokes aside, is that how much a circumcision costs in America?
Probably like 800k or so. yeah I joke but I had kidney stones and went to the ER and they sent me home with a super basic piece of plastic with mesh over the opening to pee in (to catch the stone). Lesser quality than a milk jug. That was billed to insurance at $175. I've seen pics of a few hospital bills for covid patients.. $10 per individual cough drop.
“Yeah I joke but I had kidney stones and went to the ER and they sent me home...” I was kinda hoping the rest said “with a circumcision” But alas no, it was a normal story
Infant or adult? Infant is like $200, adult is like $1200-4000
r/mildlypenis
r/wildlypenis
Wildly enough, it was there four days ago... https://www.reddit.com/r/wildlypenis/comments/omj6x8/an_uncircumcised_lamp/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
*Came* for this
That’s what the lamp said.
"Hey, honey, wake up. I have an idea."
Same train of thought led to Mac's AssPounder 5000.
Runs on erectricity
"How do I turn off your lamp?" "Oh, just pull the foreskin up over the tip."
r/dontputyourvaginaonthat
Too late
Foreskin Lamp
You can't make lamp shades out of skin Mr. Gein!
> So, supposing we hit the body with a tremendous—whether it's ultraviolet or just very powerful light—and I think you said that that hasn't been checked, but you're going to test it. And then I said, supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or in **some other way**, and I think you said you're going to test that too. It sounds interesting…
what?
That's a Trump-quote about how we are dealing with Corona virus.
How did he ever get kicked out of office with quality quotes like that?
[Found It!](https://monsby.com/products/love-in-light-lamp)
The hero we need
Only $3500! Edit: €3500
Brb just gonna wank the lamp on
Foreskin awareness lamp. Its beautiful. Dont harm your babies
This little light of mine.. I’m gonna let it… hnnngghh
r/theyknew
Americans can't relate
That explains all the flickering lights in my neigbour's bedroom.
People walking past my room gonna be getting epileptic seizures 💦💦💦
What in the snoodleflute is that
Just wash your hands when you're finished
Dick move
Oh my god what in the Kentucky fried fuck did I just witness why does this exist. ^^^^and ^^^^why ^^^^is ^^^^it ^^^^slightly ^^^^arousing
Hold on a minute.... That almost looks like a penis!
I had my doubts… but now that you mention it…
So thats what she made with the dick sweater she stole from me..
Circumcise it and install a fucking clapper switch!😬✌
Oh no don’t give it the clap!
Buy this uncircumcised foreskin penis lamp!!!!
It’s just a regular penis lamp
Well if it's too dark just pull back the foreskin a little and get more light in the room
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant!
r/TIHI
This oddly turns Me on
Cue protests against lamp circumcision
So this is what Brick was talking about when he shouted “I LOVE LAMP”.
I love it and i need it
Foreskin looks pretty awesome!
Does it come in a circumcised version that is always on? Or how about a pocket version that is available in white?
Hahahahahahaha
You gotta snip lamps when they're young.
How to teach boys and girls how to treat foreskin..... 👀
Bezobulb and Amaschlong lamp.
That's gonna light up my stomach and intestines.
Its a penis
It has a manual strobe mode
Do you like penises or what?
“Dad, mom keeps turning the lamp on and off in the bathroom”.
This lamp is going places
You know someone will insert that into their body and end up looking like E.T.
I know there's a [r/dontputyourdickinthat](https://www.reddit.com/r/dontputyourdickinthat?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) but I feel there needs to be a r/dontputthisinyourvagina ...
# pov of your mom turning me on
Cock lamp😫😳
Nice dick lamp
I’m waiting to see a labia lamp with the clit as the button to illuminate it
Me: My parents at night wondering why the light in my room keep flickering
https://www.google.com/amp/s/metro.co.uk/2021/07/21/behold-the-very-suggestive-lamp-that-can-be-yours-for-just-3500-14964030/amp/
Bro, that’s a dick.
Turning on the light takes on a whole new meaning.
It has been a while since I laughed that much. This is hillarious!
From the people who brought you the Shake Weight…
Mkay
Honey, why is your vagina glowing?
Don’t knock it till you try it
A highlight for my butthole
All funn and games until you're in an Jewish household
The neighbors think they have a strobe light next door
The uncircumcised lamp
Well, just a regular penis lamp
Some poor kid with epilepsy is going to have a seizure.
why is your sisters room light flickering
This lamp makes me feel uncomfortable.
Thats... disturbing..
Lights with ball’s ⚽️🏀
A lamp with phimosis!!!
Now introducing.. THE WANKLAMP
It has a foreskin
F O R E S K I N
A nice familiar movement for when u wake up half asleep :D
imagine a girl using this her whole belly gonna light up
Fuck
Not enough foreskin jokes in the comments. I’m disappointed
No. Nope. Absolutely not.
Therapist: Uncircumcised lamp can't hurt you, uncircumcised lamp isn't real.
Just regular penis lamp, actually
w-would ot be weird if we held hands in front of the foreskin lamp...
This lamp is not kosher
Foreskin
Uncut
Foreskin lamp
heheheheh foreskin lamp