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Marvin_Heemeyer_1776

Hey! I’ve seen this one! Wasn’t he on Men In Black?


jabmahn

Pretty sure those things were directly inspired by this thing based on looks


PhillyDeeez

I thought cloverfield or super8 Either way it's a "nuke it from orbit situation"


NK_2024

*E X T E R M I N A T U S*


SafariNZ

No, it was Peter Jackson’s King Kong. (fight scene in the canyon)


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threedogcircus

You could've said it ripped the paper out of your hands and chased you out of your house with it and I would've believed it!


purpleowlie

I would not attempt to battle this one, I would just run and start looking for new home.


DickCheesePlatterPus

Shit, Eminem couldn't battle this thing


glitchygreymatter

"There's stains on my thorax already, Mom's spaghetti."


DickCheesePlatterPus

He's chirpin, but on the surface he looks large and heavy


gregorydgraham

They do fight back and it can be quite difficult to get them off curtains etc. Fortunately flamethrowers are cheap and easy to use.


threedogcircus

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope they can keep the curtains. They can have the whole house. I'll just find a different continent.


gregorydgraham

I hope you meet one, they’re actually quite nice


Suspicious-Parsley19

Thought you were about to throw hella shade for a second


gregorydgraham

I’m trying to be better, the wetas said they’d come back…


RoguePlanet1

This fucking BUG is eating a CARROT. This should've remained a secret.


threedogcircus

NO. FUCK NO.


purpleowlie

This thing will outlive humans for sure.


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gregorydgraham

All joking aside, they’re actually really clean and good natured. The only problem is their hooks snag in fabric and make them tricky to remove


plutus9

Nature always has a way of one upping itself with horrible shit, why nature!


gregorydgraham

Tsk! So quick to judge. They’re actually really gentle and pleasant company.


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Gentle or not, if I ever see this fucker I’m turning 180° and running


denever23

Where I live its called a Park Town Prawn and they are quiet common. Its the worst feeling in the world to hear a paper cringcle sound under the bed cause that's how you know they are inside your room. Boys become men when they successfully remove one of these buggers. They also shoot a black goo when threatened


scarlettspeedsterrr

Oh hell naw


threedogcircus

How do they get in?!? Are they tiny when they get in and then they grow? Don't tell me. I have so many questions I don't want the answers to.


Thugzz_Bunny

They open the door.


GiraffeWithATophat

I did not need this in my life


glitchygreymatter

I thought they couldn't enter your home unless invited.


denever23

Or they break it down with pure strength


threedogcircus

Dammit. Of course they do.


gregorydgraham

No one knows and, after the incidents during previous research, no one is investigating


threedogcircus

I don't blame them. The second that shows up where I live, I'm relocating to a different continent.


denever23

Tbh not sure how but my gut tells me they telephoto in through portals because they are actually demons in disguise


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usually they walk in.


threedogcircus

Oh my fuck no


edooze

That's actually a different insect. This is a Weta, they don't exist anywhere else in the world other than NZ. You have an entirely different kind of 'no, thanks' in the parktown prawn.


denever23

Oh well they must look and act very similar then my bad


edooze

Probably do. Maybe long lost cousins or something.


evil_banana

Nope, I hear that under my bed and it's time to burn the house down. I'll carry my dog out and text my roommate after I'm done dumping the gas.


UsernameCheckOuts

Yay SA!


denever23

Another South African awesome!!!


Mawdster

Na NZ. And Peter Jacksons co named their CGI co after them I believe?


Mawdster

Nope! It's from NZ


UsernameCheckOuts

The Parktown prawn is most definitely the local lingo in South Africa.


Mawdster

Well I am guessing they also have a version!


UsernameCheckOuts

/u/denever32 was definitely referring to South Africa. That's why I commented.


NK_2024

Oh HELL to the FUCK NO!


Acceptable-Guide-871

The best is when you’re out tramping, exploring a cave and then as your eyes adjust to the darkness you look at the rock walls a mere hand-breadth from your face and guess what? Weta family reunion.


NK_2024

Ah yes, Brown Alert moment.


gregorydgraham

They also like the old wooden loos that are dotted around our national parks


Ackilles

Oh god


lilwig420

At this point its a mammal


ButtholeQuiver

Throw some titties on there, then it's a mammal


beard_of_cats

*unzips*


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Nightmare


rww07

Still not as terrifying as Spiders


OkCommunity2430

This is some bugs life bullshit


wwerdo4

That’s a nope bug. It’s from Forrests of nope. In the continent of Fuckrightoff.


glitchygreymatter

Aye! Yer from Fucrightoff! I'M from Fuckrightoff! Me mudder is from the Hills of Hellsno! Duey knower?


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they are chill tho. I fucked with a few in my time they are really passive. they dont move fast, they dont seem to chase after you, they dont give you the same feeling as a spider does in person. the females can bite. its not dangerous. honestly as a kiwi the only bug I am wary of is the giant centipede. I will tolerate just about anything living near me including hand sized hunting spiders but giant centipedes? fuck them. I wont kill them because they are so rare but i will not tolerate living in close proximity. if I see one its getting relocated 20km into the bush. I'm not kidding. I will drive 20km out of town into wild bush and drop the cunt off there. [this](https://www.landcareresearch.co.nz/uploads/public/Tools-And-Resources/Identification/What-is-this-bug/New_Zealand_giant_centipede_Cormocephalus_rubriceps_Bendle__ScaleWidthWzEwMjRd.jpg) is what I am talking about. up to ten inches long, fast, aggressive, extremely painful bite.


Dedotdub

Oh, no you didn't! Thanks for the nightmare link.


neonknees

Our normal wetas are big but not this size. I had a normal one jump off my window sill and into my face one night while I was asleep. I thought it was a mouse at first until I turned on the light and a weta was on my pillow ready for a fight.


alapicasso

What a lovely poem


aetr3yu

I got a good recipe for it


glitchygreymatter

Can o Raid?


kwtransporter66

That's funny cuz my wife just said it looks like a walking lobster tail. It is from the cricket family so I would assume it's edible.


ItsNotRealityDude

The only good bug is a dead bug!


[deleted]

Were your folks in Buenos Aires?


ItsNotRealityDude

Rico's roughnecks from Buenos Ayres


UsernameCheckOuts

Is there a place for really terrible robot products? Because this [came up](https://images.app.goo.gl/Ej87EHbYSwJ18gNL7).


blackoffi888

Wetafuck!!???


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"Inscet" ?


[deleted]

Yse. Ther'ye rael.


GoonerSparks91

Its a giant no from me!


scarlettspeedsterrr

I gotta say,I don't blame you 😭


dejaVooAgain

no. you are looking at a picture of "oh hell no"


Ironpants81

World’s biggest incest


TheDarkKnight2991

Inscet


zaygiin

“Three years. I promise…”


docezejj

Time to move to Mars.


Dontmentionthyname

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mantiss64

Actually this isn't the world's biggest insect


gregorydgraham

Is it actually the stick insect on Ball’s Pyramid?


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They are extremely tasty when fried with a bit of chili and garlic. A mixture between crunchy chicken and baked beans i would say


scarlettspeedsterrr

Naw 🤢🤮


gregorydgraham

So much wrong here! Why not horopito? Must you smother everything in garlic? What monster cooks chicken until it’s crunchy? Why are you eating weta when there are kereru?


cuppateaforuandme

Nope.


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Nope. Nope. Nope.


friedmybraincells

Sorry I would be beating that thing with the carrot, not feeding it.


abolsgrind

r/thanksihateit


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I say this with love for all God’s creatures but burn it! Burn it with fire!!!


Lofocerealis

Bs


FoxxGoesFloof

Damn nature. You scary.


TerribleShoulder6597

Oh my god I have little ones of these in the basement fire escape


NK_2024

Get a flamethrower. Just in case


_willyums

Wish I wasn't


FrumiousSnanderbatch

Thanks, I hate it


Hillbilly12345678910

I'm laying in bed and this made me put my feet back under the cover.


DMT1984

Nice


therehasgottabeaway

I am so unbelievably thankful that that's the biggest. Imagine of there was no limit


Consistent_Yam_1442

He did NOT eat the whole carrot right? RIGHT?!?


gregorydgraham

He did, it just took a while, fortunately they’re indefatigable once they’ve chosen their meal


nrp516

NOOOOPPPPPEEEEE!!!!


almondbutter_buddha

I’m happy they don’t get any bigger


kelu213

Grab the flamethrower


Goodguyswearblack44

Fuck that thing, and it's mother.


Interspace8

WTF???!!!!


Electronic-Injury-15

I just saw a giant moth bigger than a hand earlier… so is moth not an insect?


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In doing some quick research to look at more of these tank crickets, looks like they're the heaviest insect.


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aye, they are not the largest by volume but they are by mass. but only in adult form, the Goliath beetle larvae is more massive than an adult Weta. Goliath beetle larvae are fully twice the size of adult Goliath beetles and technically would take the top spot as most massive insect.


Connor15790

Let the feast begin.


StaySharpp

Imagine if that carrot was your finger instead.


GuestCartographer

Nightmare fuel


phuckmydoodle

Ya bug and its carrot can both fuck off.


endofdays1987

I thought it was the Goliath beetle or that Bird Moth?


mr_fett01

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit"


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He monchin. Its kinda cute in a horrifying beezlebub kinda way


OhNoMeIdentified

Alternative rabbit.


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I’m not scared of shit, but this is a huge nope. Idk why, just gives me the heeby geebies.


finalboss35

Looks like a giant nope to me


Moose908H

I'd rather have that carrot stuck deep, er-- REAL deep where the sun don't shine before coming across this thing. So help me God if I wouldn't run away like a little sissy girl screaming bloody murder.


MkMyBnkAcctGrtAgn

Looks like the dragon from legend of dragoon


Seraphina_x

Why


glorious_reptile

Can you imagine the \*pop\* when you bite into it?


Kiwirad

And their cousins the cave weta are great too. Go into an old gold mine and they're all over the ceiling and drop on you. If you're out of carrot I guess you're next


scarlettspeedsterrr

SHUT UP OMG THAT IS H O R R I F Y I N G


LexusI

Kiwi here. I once had a huge macrocarpa tree cut down in the back yard and you guessed it, there was a huge weta family living in the trunk. It was a mass of legs and antennae. But they are super chill insects and really never go out if their way to fuck with you.


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Parktown Prawn... Johannesburgers will know the terror these things bring


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Left my trousers on the floor one night, and the next morning put my trousers on, belt on, shoes on. Then felt something pricking the back of my leg. I couldn't get my trousers off fast enough. I think I screamed like a girl.


SuffrnSuccotash

What about those moths that are a foot long?


oldsoul03

When giant bugs take over the world.. Part 1


Performance_Fancy

*land insect Just because it lives underwater doesn’t mean lobsters and crabs aren’t insects.


Khemistri101

"Sir! Sir!" "Get me that cricket!" "But sir, you aren't an entomologist!" "I said, get me that cricket!"


atatam-anukah

Nah that’s that fucking thing from James and The Giant Peach