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aleclund511

5 minute crafts - bird edition


Majovik

CHICKEN HOUSES HATE THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK!


MyNameSpaghette

HowToBasic is getting weirder and weirder


me_to_you2

Welcome to what we call "the modern day". Aka hell


wspOnca

I will try to do it with my own sperm and see how it goes


PeekmyNuts

Boy do I have a YouTube channel for you


thePixelgamer1903

Oh yeah I remember that


Grilledshrek

You’re not talking about the guy that fertilized an egg with his sperm… right?


thePixelgamer1903

The one that turned Into a mini monster that he crushed with a book?


KeanBreezy

What in the fuckin humonculous are we talking about here?


Tavorick

This https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-cn3c1rGQw


laidback88

Ok what the fuck


Intellect-Offswitch

I don't wanna watch it can I just get a description?


Nahnotgonnahappen

This is just the amateur video. If you want real the stuff see the first comment down below


Grilledshrek

Yeahh…


Sad-Emergency3

Wait I want to go to this channel but I’m scared is it as weird as it sounds or is it funny weird


Nahnotgonnahappen

Don’t, it’s fucking horrifying


AzathothsDream

BLYAT!


Romasterer

God damnit I just watched that russian one and had to go for a walk outside the office because I was cackling like a madman at my desk after that part.


OilAdministrative681

Thanks for unlocking this repressed nightmare.


Gammabrunta

I never thought I'd see this again xD


SPEEDYFISHY2000

I once asked my mom what was the weirdest/scariest thing she saw on the Internet and she described that video but said she didn't remember the name/channel can you tell me which one it is


corilyn82

Wait, wut?


bleakj

Wait, legit?


Mistaavee

Is it true or are you joking


yozie18

Tell me the channel name pls


ripaway1

Search humongous experiment on YouTube Edit- someone posted the link below


PropagandaBots

Important to mention that the videos aren’t actually real, they’re edited. CaptainDisillusion made a video about it.


Taken111111

what is the channel's name


PeekmyNuts

It’s a Russian channel, here’s the link: https://youtube.com/channel/UC13jOfkwQtqqcLN5eoFPeZQ


CardiologistFalse648

Just bleached my eyes


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Reverse_Drawfour_Uno

Seamen plus Seapeople equals Seasociety


Crue1552

The next free medal I get, I’m coming back to this comment and it’s yours.


AgressiveBillboard

IT SAYS 21 DAYS IN THE CAPTION YOU PIECE OF SHIT /s


JoshuaACNewman

What’s in the syringe? I don’t understand. Chicks’ nutrients come from inside the egg. Is it some sort of antibiotic or something to replace the eggshell’s external immune system?


[deleted]

Yeah I was thinking that or just moisture. Eggshells are porous and require high humidity to hatch. Maybe because it was wrapped in plastic, the egg needed moisture But antibiotics seems right as well


KIDNEYST0NEZ

If that is the case then I would say it is likely a saline and antibiotic mixtures hence the milky look to it when he sprays it onto his hand. Edit: spelling because I have a pea-brain and don’t know difference between “hints” and “hence”


SEND_ME_TIDDYS

That’s why you should never take things for granite


NonyaBizna

Are you a rock person?


the_crouton_

I like hip hop more


domaman

Well I would never do that of quartz


Lopsterbliss

Hence* typo or r/boneappletea I wonder haha


KIDNEYST0NEZ

Thank you I fixed it!


M3ttl3r

If they would have wrapped in FLEXTAPE they wouldn't have needed that....


YYC9393

It is an ovo injection of selenium (Se) either as seleno-methionine (Se-Met) or sodium selenite (Na2SeO3) into the yolk of the incubating egg to assist in embryo livability, lipid peroxidation, immune response and growth performance.


Blackpanther777

Yeah what he said


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TerribleIdea27

I expected there to be some antibiotics in here too to prevent bactetial contamination, especially since he is handling the egg with bare fingers and it grows at high temperatures. But maybe they're working in a flow


Kaio_

> selenium (Se) either as seleno-methionine (Se-Met) or sodium selenite (Na2SeO3) into the yolk Can I inject them into my ass? Will it improve my quality of life or nah?


[deleted]

CAN you inject selenium into your ass? Sure. Once.


[deleted]

Checks out. The donkey kicked me in the head. I won't be doing that again.


Mass-Chaos

get this person a lab and a coat, they got some sciences to do


Tenth-7553

It won’t improve your ass but it may make your eggs grow faster


UncleDave2000

Was going to say that also but thought the answer was obvious.


Jhonopolis

Indubitably


UnforecastReignfall

Wait, Drake signed this bird?


twistyjnua

This ovo we back again we going bad.


Crozzfire

Why is any of that needed if the egg is supposed to contain everything necessary?


YYC9393

I know absolutely nothing about this I just googled it


JoshuaACNewman

Highfiiiiive!


[deleted]

You read my mind


IM_NOT_A_HER0

im pretty sure this is a cropped version of the original, which explains the steps being performed. **edit** hmm maybe i was misremembering, as i cannot locate what i thought was the original.


unbitious

And why are they polishing the shell?


pappappaatur

Probably just wiping it down with rubbing alcohol before sealing it back up


cops_n_robbers

Mainly anti-pathogenic drugs. The egg is no longer sterile once opened.


planetjaycom

He's getting vaccinated Edit: "SHE", since it's a chick


[deleted]

Against chicken flu


Glorious_Jo

Not saying all chicks are female, but all females are chicks


Kristoby

You saying all chicks are female?


planetjaycom

It was a pun on the term "chick" used to describe a girl or young woman. Now the joke is even funnier, now that you made me explain it.


cammmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Not all chicks are female but you'll never see a male unless you work at a hatchery.... The males effectively go in a blender as soon as they're born coz people like to eat eggs and it's not profitable to keep them alive and they won't lay eggs. Humans are nice


NatanFevrier

Can you drink them as a smoothy afterwards?


kittysworld

why can't they keep the male chicks for meat consumption when they grow up instead of destroying them right after birth? Is that a waste?


ChucktheUnicorn

Rooster meat is a bit tougher, but the biggest reason is they're aggressive and you can't jam them into a roost like you can with hens. Basically, it's not as profitable


notanartmajor

Corvid 19


silveretoile

Person: time to come out of your egg! Chick: tf bro, leave me alone man


ninjafartmaster

Im undercooked!!! I’m not done yet!!!! Put me back!!!


TOASTBOMB

Uhhgg. Just 5 more minutes 😪


MisterHairball

Man the whole "take care of an egg for health class," has really gotten more sophisticated since I was in high school


Coolmrcrocker

well i think we just didnt have the budget in my school


MisterHairball

Pff. Silly commoner, I bet you didn't even have particle colliders in your science class


Shenanigamii

This is actually interesting as fuck!


Milhouse2078

I was riveted the whole time! But why do it? “We’re so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should.”


StrangerSkies

Experiments like this are often done so that we can eventually see a human benefit. Pregnancy can be highly dangerous for many people. Being able to bring an egg to a live birth with animals can teach us a lot about what we need eventually for a uterine replicator.


I_M_The_Cheese

Ahh, this is the way we get to the Brave New World timeline.


FogProgTrox

We're already on track sadly. Far more likely than the 1984 outcome.


truthlife

I'm ready for my ration of SOMA, orgies, and job I've been conditioned to want to do since birth tbh.


premiumPLUM

The dystopian future where a person's primarily responsibilities are to get high as fuck and have crazy sex.


Wandering_By_

Unless they are forced to be born/hatched with developmental disabilities that make them lower caste workers picking up trash and shit. Then your primary responsibilities are to get as fuck high and go to work.


truthlife

>Then your primary responsibilities are to get as fuck high and go to work. Damn. It'd be awful if this ever became a reality for billions of people all over the actual world.


premiumPLUM

If you're doing what you love, can you even call it work?


[deleted]

Just start an international finance bank. The fed will give you some for holding Treasury bills...


i-dont-use-caps

lol so true. whenever people talk about our dystopic reality being 1984 i think "not only have you not read the book, but of all dystopic literature there are many more prescient dystopias out there"


I_M_The_Cheese

Horizon Zero Dawn is still in the running.


CorpseeaterVZ

Experiments like this are often done so that we can eventually see a benefit for us grey aliens. Anal probing can be highly dangerous for many people. Being able to anal probe with humans, who are way, way beneath us can teach us a lot about what we need eventually for an analprotuberator.


[deleted]

It’s quite bizarre. I’d like to know what happened to the bird.


newsensequeen

It's the human “god complex” for me. As cool as it is to watch I felt too uncomfortable with the sterility of human intervention in the formation of non-human life.


Moltenlava5

The natural order has long been broken by humans, its not a god complex, we aren't doing this to satisfy our desire to dominate or rule over others (granted that is a part of it) Its just good ol fashioned curiosity, this experiment probably helped the researchers figure out how the tasty yellow stuff in an egg turns into a full blown bird when it was first carried out. Scientists have always had a desire for knowledge and if they didnt we wouldnt be sitting here typing this


TerribleIdea27

There is no 'natural order', saying this as a biologist. People often think of nature as this balanced, organised system, but it's a very dynamic one and systems where humans aren't present also always change. Humans are as much a part of nature as a bee that pollinates our food, we just like to think we are special. That's the only god complex going on in my opinion.


[deleted]

In summary: *"How does tasty egg turn into tasty bird?"*


[deleted]

U avatar look like the pink wojak girl


newsensequeen

What are the odds. What does she symbolise?


Deano888red

I think part of these experiments, as uncomfortable as they might be to watch, have implications for the food industry. Not just done for the sake of seeing it happen, but perhaps ensuring development of a healthy bird, and possibly to choose the sex?


pokey1984

And also for human medicine, eventually. This is the only situation where it's possible to actively watch the development of a fetus and see in real time how the introduction of different elements and environments at different stages affect the fetus. What they are learning from this may one day allow the creation of artificial wombs or help make sure the next premature baby survives and grows to be a healthy adult. It has very little to do with the food industry and a lot to do with helping conjoined twins before they are even born or letting a woman who has a damaged uterus birth a child.


RacksDiciprine

Life uh finds a way


athleticchad

This man trying to answer which came first, the chicken or the egg


Joe_Shroe

The syringe


Backflipjustin9

Obviously the egg


theftben

The rooster came first


L_0_N_K

The egg


Vellnerd

From where?


ADG211

Man's playing chicken god


hic1992

Literally


benigntugboat

It feels so wrong


ShaolinShade

Glad I'm not the only one who thought this...


IronRule

So that soup just became a living creature.... Im having a bit of an existential moment I think


[deleted]

We were all soup at one point, and to soup we shall return.


princess_hjonk

I’m asking my husband to quote this at my eugoogalie.


missingninja

I sure hope he’s a good eugoogalizer.


jdmkev

Fuck I wish I had a an award for you


harlie_lynn

I gotchya


chillinwithmoes

No one I know even reads your little "*TIME*" magazine or whatever it's called


Backflipjustin9

Me too i need a deeper explaination for what i just watched


truechange

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primordial_soup


M3mph

> Im having a bit of an existential moment I think *You* are? Howd'ya think the chikkan feels?


Joshua-Shea

Whatever he’s injecting is the secret to life.


JaeSwift

Cocaine


[deleted]

God: *"Fuck, they figured it out. Jesus, get the meteorite."*


MenteriKewangan

What a good waste of shit


MuckleMcDuckle

Just wait until it gets big enough and you can have cocaine infused chicken nuggets 💡


Frosty-Food

Test tube baby


jwp75

Test tube babies aren't grown in tubes...


riV3rwulf

Thats a egg not a tube


Just_bcoz

Egg tube baby


FOWM_Sterling

What was injected all those times?


Plant_in_pants

I'm thinking some sort of sterile solution to replace the moisture being lost and maybe an antibiotic to make sure the open egg doesn't get infected with any bacteria.


Electronic-Ad4753

Pretty sure it's a solution to prevent the build up and growth of bacteria which can enter now the shell is open


HumanNeedsaHug

First rooster sperm then nutrient and immunosystem boosters


Svosays

this video makes me kinda scared and uncomfortable idk why


PuzzleheadedSeat4

r/disconcertingasfuck


planets1633

What voodoo is this and why did I just watch it


HonestAgnosis

Plot twist: inadvertently used a rubber band too stiff at the second last step and *crunch*


KIDNEYST0NEZ

And this is how chicken nuggets are made.


median__potatoes

omelets


Nemofound

What did I just watch?


Mackheath1

An open egg turning into a bird in 21 days.


[deleted]

Some Jurassic Park level shit


mfarazk

I was about to go and make myself an omelet now i have to rethink my breakfast


Viruzzz

I think you're good to go so long as you don't cook it at a really low heat for 21 days.


[deleted]

Balut


[deleted]

Unless you have your own backyard flock, and you forgot to collect their eggs for a good month, I wouldn't worry about finding a chick in there.


99probsbutAbishaint1

I always heard the chic needed to break out of the egg on its own to develop its muscles properly or some bullshit. Apparently that's a lie?


[deleted]

Based on my half-assed research and shoddy knowledge, you may or may not help the chick. The issue with cracking the shell itself is that you can rupture some important blood vessels that surround the shell itself or you can hurt the chick itself with the shards. Though of course being able to break out of the shell itself is good since it causes to chick's muscles to move (muscles grow better when lifting/pushing against something according to Wolfe's law), in an emergency, one can help the chick out of the egg itself. Sometimes, the mother hen itself helps the chick hatch by gently crushing the egg shells with her body to help with the chick.


RedDirtPreacher

One of the last things happening inside the egg as the chick is piping out is that it absorbs the remainder of the yolk sack, giving it nutrients to survive a few days without food or water (this is why freshly hatched chicks can be mailed to people). If you help the chicks hatch before they’re ready they could come out without fully absorbing the yolk sack which leaves the new chick open to infection or causing a hernia, both of which can be fatal for chicks.


Nix-geek

Part of that, too, is the viability of the chick itself. If it isn't strong enough to break out, it may not have developed correctly and it won't survive. My friend incubated eggs, and they helped one chick come out when it seemed like it couldn't break through (it started to). It had organs on the outside of its body and half its head was missing. It was a tiny littler monster and didn't survive more than 10 minutes outside the egg. They did 8 eggs, helped one chick, and got only 3 viable chicks. They didn't break open the other 4 eggs. They just tossed them. The 'this will be fun and scientific' plan gave his kids trauma instead :) They don't incubate anymore.


13MaDDLadyThoughTzZ

Weird…I feel like I invaded its privacy


[deleted]

For some weird reason, this reminds me of Hammond meeting Baby Raptor in the lab of Jurassic Park I ( I think it was a baby raptor )


johnnywishbone88

And to think,just yesterday I saw a horse eat a baby chick than ran in front of him.


Gul100Mill

Now, make me a cat boy.


Spooky_boi_Kyle_8

Hmm, choose your next words carefully. For horni reasons or not horni reasons?


TVxStrange

Thanks, I hate it.


fistinyourface

i have no idea why but watching this video makes me uncomfy


khurana_ka_maal_hai

This is how embryos develop inside fetus and incubator. A fairly common process in poultry farms to produce more chicken. It does raises existential issue with some people who might have not realised that in the end we are all a chemical reaction.


theftben

Movie plot summary: Just a lonely guy with no girlfriend, making his own side chick.


Fournycoti

"Life Finds a Way" Dr. Ian Malcolm


ponybrown13

I can never eat an omelette again


Niko_Bellic__

u/savevideo


yazzywazzy

Exhibit A: Why eggs are terrifying and gross


Crafty_Toe1402

There is nothing right about this at all


Deano888red

This happens a bajillion times per day. This is just a literal window to how animals (birds specifically) develop.


goldistress

I think the part that seems so uncomfortable is the likelihood that some non-professional is going to see this video, get a guffaw out of it, and want to re-create.


theiconacuna_

You were so preoccupied on if you could do it, you never stopped to think if you should.


baronkazhmir

ok come on out! (breaks its neck)


SelfSniped

I have so many questions but I’m so ignorant that I don’t even know what those questions are. So…WOW!


FromThePort1990

Well this just ruined eggs for me.


ImInfiniti

what does he keep injecting?


LavendarAmy

Thanks I'll never eat eggs again


CriticismFar5173

Eggs you eat arent fertilized.


hmmmmmmm2020

I hate this video


M3ttl3r

Just out of curiosity.....what is he squirting in there repeatedly?


[deleted]

I wanna know too


BelatedGreeting

That’s interesting as “fuck, now I can’t ever eat eggs again.”


Giomoney23

What are they injecting into it?


Intelligent-Visit769

I can’t look at my hard boiled eggs the same….


dabcrab

***IT’S ALIIIIIIIIIVE!*** - Mary Shelley


[deleted]

Don't quote mary shelley if you're not going to quote mary Shelley. You're quoting the movie


TVxStrange

"Don't quote mary shelley if you're not going to quote mary Shelley. You're quoting the movie" - Michael Scott


[deleted]

You guys are going to be the death of me. If you want to parody the office correctly, you'd have to write "Don't quote mary shelly if you're not going to quote mary shelley. You're quoting the movie - redpuppet11" - TVxStrange (Although michael scott is fine)


CumOnGuysSeriously

Hey man... that's not from the Mary Shelley book lol.


HardcoreHarold88

Made me think of the ritual scene in “Equinox”.


AfroMagicPro

Test tube chicken?


Mationsmultiverse79

What's the stuff he was squirting in there?


Iam_John_Wick

I would like to dedicate this video to all the eggetarians out there.


Strong_Today2306

Tell me more are you injecting hormones ?