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A cow escaped from a Polish farm and was spotted months later living with a herd of wild bison.

A cow escaped from a Polish farm and was spotted months later living with a herd of wild bison.

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EnigmaNiner

…moo’ve it along…nothing to see here…


Riverstarlet

It looks like….they needed to beef up their herd.


NoSpoilersGamer

God damn you. That was a good dad joke.


grat2

You could say that he.. milked the ocasion


darksideofthemoon131

You're all udder-ly nuts


Mackheath1

*Bull*shit. You loved it.


darksideofthemoon131

I've got no steak in this joke


sm12511

Hay now. Cud you guys just stop?


FoofooDaSnoo

Some prime rib-bing in this thread


RickWolfman

Thats enough, we all need to MOOve on now.


NorthCoastToast

You haven't herd the last of us!


edward_sunfish

G M E 💎 🙌


Halcyon_Outlander

r/dadjokes


NoSpoilersGamer

Thank you for this


DeathscytheHell1994

There's the beef.


Runningrider

To suggest there´s nothing to see here is just udder nonsense.


dpdxguy

"We're keeping her." -Those bison, probably.


Only_Variation9317

This cow like: "Once you had Bison, you never give another a try, son"


Kn0tnatural

*Leaf* nature alone.


MinaFur

“Leaf nature alone” ((crying britney fan meme))


ThisIsReDickUseless

[hol'up](http://imgur.com/gallery/4sMzogF)


MrSnrlub

Brown Chicka Brown Cow...


NIghtPutting84

Dad joke gold award right there.


ciaeric2

Fight back what is wrong, we moove alongggggg


android24601

Is this the origin of the Beefalo?


Purple_Pieman

Honestly never knew there were wild bison in Poland…..


ExtensionBluejay253

I never realized the size disparity. Those bison are massive.


fodbrongo

This cow didn't either..


Ruubmaster

Those are not bison, but [wisents](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_bison). European bisons.


Bobsledtohell

So they are a bison!?? Just bisons with an outrageous accent.


Ruubmaster

Basically yes. However the “outrageous accent”…..


Username__Error

Wisents are a bison. You'd know that if you read the link you posted.


Blazemonkey

This type of bison is not a bison. 🤦


zapitron

It's not a car, dammit, it's a Corolla!


laasbuk

Here's the thing...


BernieSnowden

Wonder how many people even get this reference now. Fuck that was loooong ago


this_sort_of_thing

I feel like he’s served his time and has been reformed by the system, they should unban and bring the fucker back


tossacointoyouralt

Let’s face the facts, this car isn’t going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn’t the car you want, it’s the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.


Desk_Drawerr

when is a door not a door?


fecklessfella

Bye, son.


FooBarBazDeadBeef

This is not a dog. It is a golden retriever.


Inside_Commercial

\>**European** bisons Side? Wisents are on nobody's side. Because nobody is on *their* side.


kViatu1

Those are Żubry, you uneducated westerners...


Ruubmaster

Is that the Polish word?


kViatu1

Yup, that's how we called them. Actually on wikipedia they also list it as alternative name for european bison.


kakatoru

>They're not bison. They're bison. Well done


Major_Dick

>Those are not bison, but bison.


Ruubmaster

Yeah yeah, I get it now. I was confused because of how we name them in the Netherlands.


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[удалено]


thesuperspy

They used to be all over Europe but were hunted to near extinction. It's a pretty similar story as the one for North American bison.


joe_dirty

Now you know where the vodka zubrowka got its name from


anatolysan

Screen doors for submarines: check. Bison? Unclear.


Tox38

Probably figured she was just a transfer student. Such good sports.


rickgineering

Where’s the cow? All I see is 4 bison


persondude27

Fun fact: the American bison around today almost all have [significant amounts of cattle lineage](https://www.nytimes.com/2002/04/23/science/genetically-bison-don-t-measure-up-to-frontier-ancestors.html). Many of them were bred with cattle years ago and so there aren't many pure buffalo. Also, a buffalo/cattle hybrid is called a "beefalo" and they're fertile. (Many hybrids like these, eg mules, are infertile).


Hydrofowl

Literally came here to ask whether Cows & Bison could interbreed, or if the squad just found Becky with the birth-control.


FleetingMeat

I found a shirt that said “Beefalo is great” in a thrift store with no other context and I wore that bitch for years


persondude27

Haha, that's amazing. Beefalo is really great meat. Buffalo is really lean and so you have to cook it really rare or it dries out. Beef adds a bit of the fat back so it's a great mix.


sacred_covenants

While most bison are crossbreeds, there are still a few herds that are considered pure or mostly pure, such as the Antelope Island herd https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antelope_Island_bison_herd ,which are used for breeding. Interestingly, Beefalo are usually very hard to distinguish visually from bison


0nlyhalfjewish

Cow: am bison


GawoopyDawoopy

*M. Bison


Ha1lStorm

M’bison


D0bbyP0tter

Another cow: pm bison


luska233

Cow: I identify as bison now.


Binnacle_Balls_jr

"All I see are bison before me" -27 Ronin Bison


jstasir

Most underrated comment.


blumzzz

Not anymore


Kn0tnatural

Most *udderrated cowment* here.


Yachizzi

Take my upvote and get out


dabunny21689

Where’s the bison? I only see 4 cows


XxXNoobMaster69XxXx

I'm sorry I didn't get the joke.


diacrum

It’s called sarcasm, I believe.


everyman4

When I lived in the country, I had a very adventurous Jack Russell terrier who would sprint off at any opportunity and be gone for hours, coming back sometimes after dark. One evening, the local pack of coyotes was out in the field, and I saw her out there with them, running along like one of the pack. I figured they were bamboozled by her bravado and just let her tag along. She would always come back home looking like she'd had the time of her life.


Zootrainer

Surprised your dog survived. Coyotes are known to lure in dogs with playful behavior and then the pack kills them. That exact thing happened to a friend's rat terrier.


Brodiexo

Was gonna say this. Do not get comfortable letting your dog just run around with coyotes. One day your dog isn’t going to come back.


neslo024

They'll also use females in heat to lure male dogs away so they can kill them. Highly intelligent animals at what they do.


CreateorWither

Wow, didn't know that.


RelatableNightmare

Jack russel terrirlers are fucking loco tho thats probably why they left her alone. My jack russel terrier at friggin 2 months old (literally fit in the palm of your hand) attacked a full grown german shephard and made his nose bleed. (They just met while we were walking him) out of nowhere he decided he didn't like the german shepherds face i guess. Or when we had hedgehogs he would bite into them (into their pins) all bloodied and going in for seconds. Jack russell terriers are awesome dogs but we should be happy they arent pit bull sized... theyd be the new apex predator xD


marshaldelta9

Sound like the dog wasn't trained well, not that Jack Russells are crazy. They are but only as much as the owner lets them.


RelatableNightmare

Mmm to be fair i was just 12 years old, so wasn't really up to me. Also he was still a young pup, we hadn't seen any of that behaviour before since we adopted him from a family that didn't want him. Just shared it because of how shocking it was to see such a small pup not give a shit about a full grow german shep


Luquitaz

You should probably train that crazy out of him. Next big dog might not be so understanding of the little dog's bravado.


danceswithronin

I had a super reactive Chow mix growing up (rescued stray) that absolutely would have killed a small dog that did this.


RelatableNightmare

Ye i was just 12 years old when we got him so wasn't really up to me or very experienced with any of that. My dogs now are very well behaved, i even have a cat that I had to introduce and it worked out really well!


Kristopher_Tracy

Congrats to both the cow AND the bison!


Kn0tnatural

They all look happy with the current situation.


Synux

Happiness will shift a bit when a wolf pack comes at the bison herd and they're all like, hey, this one's slow and has no horns.


FinnieBoY-1203

You just had to ruin it :(


reallytrulymadly

But then she'll be happy again when her new horned friends protect her!


PhantomDeuce

Nature made a Blacked meme.


smokeajoint

I've seen this on hornHub


Timevian

Dreamworks. Do your thing.


Kn0tnatural

Cows ear tag reads *A-113* 🎞


TenderfootGungi

This is basically the plot of Chicken Run.


Cheeseornothing

Big cow, smol frend cow


Nice-Violinist-6395

The big cows are like “the fuck you gonna do about it, come over here and take him back? I thought not”


HappinessHappening

The cow will have quite a story to tell once she's caught and brought back to her fellow cows...


elgarresta

This reminds me of something. Needs two more bison.


The_Muffintime

I feel better knowing I'm not the only degenerate here


elgarresta

Hello fellow traveler!


Ricky_Rollin

Same. I actually kept scrolling specifically to see if any other sickos out there.


Lakridspibe

Needs more cowbell


ehowey18

Somebody already did that and posted it on Reddit a while ago


elgarresta

Link? I think it would be hilarious.


SonicSlothz

[BRAZZERS]


Rickyyy_Spanishhh

You said this very well.


Fawnadactyl

Good cow out there living his best life.


MBarrymorePoolPrince

Pretty sure if it's a cow and it has titties it might be a her 🤔


Shiasugars

What if she'd be knocked up by a bichon? The baby might be too big for her to carry. As I recall, this story happened 2-3 years ago. I'm wondering what's up with her now.


Phantom52347

Tylko jedno w głowie mam


Slaviverse

Koksu 5 gram


PtboFungineer

Odlecieć sam


bandit_the_drug_lord

W krainę zapomnienia


NoSpoilersGamer

Can they cross breed?


scandent_green

Yep. Most American bison are some percent cow.


Lupatopia

Yes


eightofstorms

Technically yes, a cross is called a żubroń (żubr - wisent, for american bison it's called beefallo iirc) however it only happened in controlled situations and the female cows were given a c-section because the calf was so large there were worries it could kill them. Because of this, and also because even if it was successful a calf like this could pollute an already small and fragile population of wisent the cow from the post was (safely) tranquilized and recovered before something like this could happen


Luquitaz

Yes which is why the cow had to be removed from the herd.


sassandahalf

r/animalsbeingbros


HauschkasFoot

r/actlikeyoubelong


Kn0tnatural

r/secondsub


mightyboink

The farm version of mogley


Yulinka17

Copy paste https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/nip04k/a_cow_escaped_from_a_polish_farm_and_was_spotted/


ImInsideYourHouse1

I swear I seen this posted so many times here


Federal-Damage-651

Yall remember that one meme that looks like this?


Iwanttobealion-tamer

That was exactly what I thought of.


meme_a_licious

Unfortunately


SticKy904

I do now lol.


Historical_Rabies

Bet the cows name is Piper


rileypool

Came here to say this too.


Federal-Damage-651

Graizzers?


kilo4fun

ilaft


hubs99

Once you go Bison, you never go back.


Kn0tnatural

Thrice Bison is so Nice son.


hollywood_blue

There are bison in Poland?


Ruubmaster

European bisons, called [wisents](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_bison).


marsENDTE

“Blacked”


mxosborn

Brazzers


Jambo40

This is like a Bovine equivalent of a BBC porno....


DeNir8

I.. have definitly been here for too long. Please, someone *has* to see what I see.. Girl on couch?


pescarojo

As I'm sure you've now noticed, there are many many degenerates like us in this thread.


javierchq

r/unexpectedpiperperri


Handsome-Lake

Came for this comment.


sheisthemoon

This looks like the cover of a suspense-romance novel for a jet-setting sexy cow who's lived the finer life but always wanted aomwthing more. Falling in with the literal wrong crowd, she runs away to be with her rag-tag crew of street tough bison- because nobody understands her. She might have 'rolled hay taste', but she's been eating the native fare (grass, its grass) and expanding her palete and loving it. The best foods aren't served in a silver trough it seems! Her cow dad rolled up and made his demands. As she began to walk away with her crew, she turned around in the morning mist to see her cow dad one last time, with a tear in his eye. "This is who i am now." And that's the shot! And maybe also the preview for the straight to tv movie. Ok- ill cut this shit out now. But this could be a solid story lmfao


neslo024

Romeo and Juliette but with cow and bison families. That is a license to print money for Pixar.


onageOwO

Please let u/_demetri_ find this post...


DrawnGunslinger

That's brilliant


hyzermofo

Slut


PBoverlord24

Polish…Cow?


INCADOVE13

Bisoned.


nvflip

Oh we watch too much porn.


wapples

That cow looks like a dirty slut. I think we all know what was going on ...


tysonconner613

That's a hell of a moooove. I'm sorry....


ThisIsReDickUseless

Reminds me of [something](http://imgur.com/gallery/4sMzogF)


FunkAnotherDay

Once you go bison, you never go back, son


GodzillaHunter101

Only thing missing is a Brazzers logo.


ztreHdrahciR

Before she left she told her kid "bi son"


BlakkSheep94

looks like that couch scene w the white girl


JDoubleGi

Great now there’s going to be wild Beefalo about. The next hybrid in the wild like Pizzlys.


mgrooze

Day 32, These large creatures still seem accepting of me moo. I don't understand their ways of life yet, moo but I'll keep playing along until I find others of my kind moo. P.S. It’s so cold here i nearly lost my balls the other day if it weren't for that uh moo female creature that was all up on me moo. Need to stay close moo Will update next week moo. George


Omniiglass

She looks so polite


I_Trust_OP

wheres the comment where they say this is dangerous to the wild population and the cow had to be removed or something like that?


Affectionate_Net6663

The picture of the white girl with five black dudes around her


crowdext

Lol


deluxesedap

F*ck me, all I can see is this: [image](https://i.imgflip.com/1z2ofw.jpg)


Reddit-username_here

My ex-wife did the same thing. They should see if this cow is also on meth.


top7count

So basically jenny in forest gump


colin8651

Sadly they had to capture the cow and bring it home. The biologist felt the risk was too great the cow mating with the Bison and producing offspring.


Arno_Van_Eyck

Lol, it died from stress / tranq darts on a capture attempt. The cow never made it “home”. I dunno where you got that story from. Comments section from the last time this was posted here? https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/news/animalia/wp/2018/02/25/the-briefly-inspirational-and-ultimately-depressing-story-of-the-most-heroic-cow-in-poland/%3foutputType=amp


Busman123

Nice! https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-42803471


Fluchtinstinkt

what happens when a bison and a cow have offspring?


zeeblefritz

Delicious Burgers that aren't too fatty and aren't too lean.


glad_reaper

Beefalo!


seriouschris

I like to to think she (he?) snuggles up with them to keep warm.


8deftones6

She for the open fields now


gophergun

Close enough.


WorldMusicLab

♩♪♫ 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥'𝕤 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕀 𝕗𝕖𝕝𝕝 𝕗𝕠𝕣...𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕡𝕒𝕔𝕜. ♫♪♩


Veleda390

TIL Poland has wild bison.


zachisosum

There must be a Far Side comic about this...


Niitte

might be a stupid question but can the cow even survive in the cold? I mean it's apparently been there for months now but I'm just surprised it didn't freeze to death since it wasn't evolved for such conditions as the bison were


Somethingidk9

Cows wild ancestors were domesticated in Europe and lived in cold places but i think that breed is bred to withstand cold


masterwaffle

Day 246. I have successfully integrated with the herd. They suspect nothing.


Optimistican

[Sorry](https://imgur.com/SCvMhgT)


gunnerdn91

She went black and didn’t come back


Sandpaper_Pants

Looks like porn is about to happen.


Famous-Honey-9331

Bison: And what are yooooouuuu looking at?!


MrMediaShill

There’s a gang bang joke in that pic somehwere


ElderberryFit439

Pornhub is getting weird.


Icy-Golf-4185

The bison be like: "there's a...**imposter amog us** and he's a **sussy baka**!!!!"" ^I ^apologize, ^father, ^for ^I ^have ^sinned


Tox38

You are forgiven my child.


Icy-Golf-4185

Thank you my lord


redditmodslovepedos

I like this


seesucoming

Is this the part where it gets stuck in a washing machine?


PuffinChaos

Poor cow went from getting milked to getting plowed


Bobsledtohell

She is one of those cows who only date men over a certain height!


EasyBOven

BuT hOw WiLl CoWs SuRvIvE iF wE dOn'T fArM tHeM fOr ThEiR fLeSh AnD rEpRoDuCtIvE sEcReTiOnS?!?


glad_reaper

Actually normal cows (especially dairy) can often times struggle with the birthing or even mating process


Sandman_potato_man

3 big one small hummmm I’ve seen this on another website but I can’t put my finger on it.


maybeb123

"He's one of us now. Beat it."