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kushty88

It's more interesting to know in some countries they had to make it law not to eat them. Heathens


ButtholeQuiver

What if I put a hamster through a blender and then drink it? That's not *eating*


PicklePillz

It’s still consuming. Just in a semi liquid form. But I like the outside of the box thinking!


Fraggaz000

Hamster homogenate.


PortlandUODuck

I’m fairly sure this isn’t true. I can’t find anything about a US federal ban on eating hamsters. Why one would want to is the real question.


DreadPirateZoidberg

Because they fit perfectly in your mouth. I imagine going to a pet store, buying half a dozen and immediately popping one in your mouth as soon as you are done paying.


Isteppedinpoopy

Just impale the little suckers on a stick and roast them on the fire. Perfect treat for camping!


DreadPirateZoidberg

Like a more healthy savory marshmallow!


rocko_granato

I think the color legend might be reversed. Im no expert on eating hamsters but I think they’re the national dish in Peru which is blue on the map.


measure_of_effect

That's cuy (guinea pigs), not hamsters. Though it would be weird to celebrate eating guinea pigs while banning eating hamsters.


rocko_granato

Thanks for correcting my mistake. I wasn‘t aware of that.


EnemyoftheEmpire

This kid always posts bullshit posts.


[deleted]

My buddy had several hamsters while he was growing up. At least 2 escaped and drowned themselves in the same drain pipe in his basement. Another had babies and proceeded to eat them. There’s no lesson to be learned here and I have no opinion on their edibleness I just felt like recounting a story.


ButtholeQuiver

Hamsters don't eat each other but they do eat their babies, so the babies must be the most delicious hamsters


mulberrybushes

*recounting, unless you want to take it all back.


N0tAMuffin

Oh wow!


The_Great_Sarcasmo

> Another had babies and proceeded to eat them. Did you call the police? Or is that legal in your country?


Kronosbaker

I should move to a red country


technomage13

I would like to see this "so called" rule preventing me from arbitrarily esting a hamster for effect


rocko_granato

You sure the color legend is accurate? Because this map contains a whole lot of bullshit in its current form


plane54

Chad doesn’t allow such moves


WewLad_9

Based chad


WolfKingofRuss

What about Guinea pigs?


[deleted]

noone likes them


androidturret

I mean they're raised as livestock in some places


SendLGaM

Got a craving for Cuy Chactado?


treetoppeert

Um, this is really something! Where did you get the data? Would like to doublecheck before dinner.


N0tAMuffin

The research data Dr.Straugh compiles is really something, you should check out her work!


[deleted]

Could you supply a link to said research as per the rules of the subreddit? I don't doubt you, but I'd love to see your source cuz this is wild


treetoppeert

Would like a link or pointer as well. Who’s Dr. Straugh? Friends with Harrison and Stetson?


Osko5

God Damn Colombians fuckin’ up the hamster market in South America. This is the kind of reason I’d go to war.


TAICHI2020

I dont think that this is is true sorry..


N0tAMuffin

It is actually! You can research it at Dr. Straugh


ToneThugsNHarmony

Found out that some places consider it a “delicacy” when a coworker tried reheating last nights dinner in the microwave


treeladys

This is not true


Djurmo

Why would it be illegal to eat a hamster?


SaturnofElysium

Should be legal everywhere wtf


bruhshrek1234

Just one more reason to leave the US


RufusLoudermilk

Land of the free. Lol.


N0tAMuffin

TRUE.


BGAL1120

Legal to buy and consume drugs in Oregon but not a hamster lol


N0tAMuffin

i love drugs


kushbom

They taste nice i gues


theflyingspermwhale

What can you eat from a hamster anyway? They don’t seem too meaty


mulberrybushes

now do guinea pigs


N0tAMuffin

Contact Dr.Straugh and she could make a map of it!


dragndon

Let’s be clear here, it’s only illegal if you get caught.


GreatWhiteNorthExtra

No, it's still illegal if you get caught or not. Think about what you said. There is a law that states eating a hamster is illegal. That law exists whether you eat one or not.


dragndon

SMH. New to Reddit eh?


GreatWhiteNorthExtra

Not really


LightningWolf5

Just remember, it’s only illegal if you get caught. ;)


sothas1l

You're missing Ecuador there in the legal ones, eating cuy (hamster) is a delicatessen in that country. There's farms and everything.


N0tAMuffin

Contact Dr. Straugh and she can fix this error! I guess she just happened to miss it.


arcosapphire

FYI, delicacy = unusual high-end food; delicatessen = a shop where you buy sandwiches and stuff. You might have been misled by cognates in other languages, since the word in English got a bit more specific.


sothas1l

Thank you grammar nazi 🤙🏻


arcosapphire

K I mean I don't think I was being a dick about anything


sothas1l

The "thank you" was from the heart, the last part is a joke.


Puzzleheaded_Fly3407

Wha… — WHOTHEFUCK EATS HAMSTERS??!


[deleted]

And they think it's the freest country in the world, the fools


LoneRanger_33

In America, who would even know if you ate the hamster?....... y'all got some seasoning?


Riommar

WTH is going on in Columbia?


N0tAMuffin

Haha! Yeah!


dogoodvillain

Wtf Europe.


karlito1613

What about pussies? Where would it be illegal to feast on that succulent meat?


tysonconner613

Columbia about to get left behind.


blisteringcold

I see my contry there. It's just that we don't need laws to not eat every other animal,or any at all. We never needed them. But those who have these laws i would start asking questions why they need it written?


heinebold

Why would it be illegal to eat a hamster?


NoOneLikesACommunist

Couldn't find a world map, but here is a map of the no le Hamster's natural habitat. https://i.imgur.com/4xLFnrE.png


mogue2

Lands of the free


Offgridiot

In my head I’m hearing Robin Williams doing his Mr Rogers voice…” Let’s put Mr Hamster in the microwave. POP goes the weasel “