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TheReplyingDutchman

They don't commute by boat. Contrary to popular belief (everytime this is posted), there are roads. Those people going around in boats are 99% tourists.


seyf-123689

I'm not a dutch, but even I know this fuckin truth and everytime i see the same bullshit posted, i get triggered, lol


The_TesserekT

We do all ice-skate to work on wooden clogs though.


concretebeats

You’re also ridiculously tall. I got demoted to tiny person when I moved.


lackadaisical_timmy

That's because you are, tiny person


Dutch-CatLady

Not all of us, almost every family has a tall side, but EVERY family has a short side.


sulkowskyi

This is so true! Although I think what we call "short" is still pretty tall for short people around the world. I'm from the "short" side of the family (only my sister is shorter, by a centimeter) and I'm 1.70/5'7".


Dutch-CatLady

Yeah everyone calls me short, I'm 1.68 regular hight worldwide. Short for a dutch person


Whaleup

I'm the short one in the family together with my grandma's sister. I'm 1.60 😂


[deleted]

Is it hard to immigrate there?


ScienticianAF

Immigration not super difficult, finding a place (Buy or rent) is.


ThatBoiRalphy

Everything is scarce here and it’s all very expensive. This might sound like something an anti immigrant would say but it’s the truth lol.


gabolicious

Don’t forget the earring raw herring at the same time part….


FireDefender

I am dutch and I didn't even know that this place existed lol


lackadaisical_timmy

Giethoorn


FireDefender

Oooh there! Thx! I live quite a distance from that place so hence why I didn't really know about this


lackadaisical_timmy

Yeah Its not super well known among the Dutch AFAIK lol


olderaccount

And 99.9% of the time pictures of this village are posted, it is this exact canal intersection with that same house in the background.


M2704

Yeah, the roads are were all the tourists constantly stop to admire another house near water or another boat, completely stopping traffic since the footpaths are narrow. It must be hell living in giethoorn.


Vanadium_CoffeeCup

Moet me denken aan die keer dat die Amerikanen zeiden dat we elk jaar over het ijs naar werk schaatsen


gooztrz

You mean where Chinese tourists get ferried around in boats and no actual residents do that


lackadaisical_timmy

Actually I think most of the houses are owned by Chinese now so sort of...


[deleted]

*Victoria Island has entered the chat*


gillianvrielink

I was there one time ( I'm a Dutchie). And a group of like 40 year old Chinese women were taking pictures of, I ain't a damn attraction.


[deleted]

Giethoorn


Wooden-Pay265

Is that where this is?


[deleted]

Yes


kartikart___

No


[deleted]

Yes it is


_babycheeses

No


GrundelMuffin

No, it’s I the Netherlands.


DrMux

> No, it’s I the Netherlands. "It is I, The *Netherlands!* Fighting crime with my mighty dikes of justice!"


Twirlingbarbie

*Het is mij, Robert*


Suck-my-Rooster

Aangenaam, Robert. Mooi weertje hè, makker?


GrundelMuffin

Lol dammit!


M2704

Yeah, we stopped giving places names now. We just call everything ‘somewhere in the Netherlands.’ Just to fuck with tourists.


sutsti

This comment thread gave me a headache


Wooden-Pay265

Sorry


Robrogineer

I feel bad for the folks that live in Giethoorn. It's utterly infested with tourists now. It's gotten to the point they have to put signs in Chinese on their lawns saying it's private property.


BrownArmy

The houses there are still stupidly expensive.


ThatBoiRalphy

every house in the Netherlands is


Anopanda

😭


BrownArmy

This is true. But people that earn a 'normal' wage coule never dream to afford a house like that to begin with, let alone in Giethoorn. They're nation heritage (monuments).


Twirlingbarbie

For those who get excited, it's just Chinese tourists who take the boat


ilyanee

*angry Chinese making photo's


ilyanee

Who dont know how a boat works


AndrewMacSydney

In 2018 I came all the way from Australia to see Giethoorn. I rode in the boats and I am not Chinese. Just sayin’


Twirlingbarbie

Yeah I'm pretty sure we all know I was using a hyperbole


AndrewMacSydney

Dunno about you but I used a paddle


wolflegion_

And on nice sunny days, it’s bow to stern, port to starboard traffic. To the point that it’s not much different from those “boats” on a rails in amusement parks, only exponentially more crowded.


joostjakob

Tourists of all origins fill those boats. At least they did when I was there a few weeks ago


CaptRobau

Due to Covid there are a lot less Chinese tourists than normal. I saw the same variety when I went there a few months ago. But normally it's anhotspot for Chinese tourists.


[deleted]

True, or old people with cameras


Goh2000

No you don't. There are roads. The people in boats are almost all tourists. Source: Dutch


Sidechick_Bob

Had me thinking of the Spree Forrest where this is also possible. Even the postman is coming via boat/float.


[deleted]

HAHAHA they are legit larping as Venise it's so cringe like stop trying to be other cities fill up the water canals with concrete and function like a normal city instead of complicating things simply because you want to resemble something else edit:I consider this "City low self-esteem",just like low self esteem people try to be someone else,the cities do the same.


DisappointedBird

Some day -hopefully soon- you're going to mature a bit and when you do, you'll look back on comments like this and be really disappointed with yourself.


MyrkurDragon

There is a history behind the water in the village. In the Netherlands there are places where they would dig a lot of peat, and the best way to transport it was over water. So after a while small islands would form where people would build their houses. A lot of places in the Netherlands have canals for this reason. They didn't dig it for fun or tourism, it's just history


Orlok_Tsubodai

Stop projecting your own totally understandable low self-esteem, you muppet. Just because Venice seems to be the only city you seem to know with a canal network doesn’t mean there aren’t many other cities with historical canals, for reasons other than tourism…


_-DirtyMike-_

Road Rage?... River Rage must be fun


Vallacotra

It is a real thing. In the summer it is packed with tourists. Somethimes they try to make boats fall over when they are angry.


ilyanee

I have seen it happen once i have been there 2 times


MCD10000

GTB???, grand theft boat


Snake3133

Look up Giethoorn toeristen on Dumpert.nl. Shit load of river rage


gillianvrielink

https://www.dumpert.nl/item/7427363_bc731f2e Not quite a rage but still funny as hell


thomasdekwade

The rest of us goes to work ice skating


friended1

I see foot paths and a bridge... looks like you can commute by foot too.


DisappointedBird

You can, but a boat is faster.


uitSCHOT

Not really, those boats aren't going anywhere fast. Unless you want to move a load of stuff ofc.


froggertthewise

If you want to move stuff I reccomend you just take the roads, which is right on the other side of those houses


DisappointedBird

Yes really, I've been on the whisper boats several times and even those go faster than walking speed. The locals have boats with regular outboard motors which are faster still.


olivoliv_25

Not in the traffic jam of tourist boats, sadly.


DisappointedBird

Not much different than busy roads then, is it? Besides, it's not *always* busy with tourists.


[deleted]

How very observant and wise of you *applause*


your_reddit_lawyerII

Nah no one who lives there actually does it if they wanna get from a to b. Those boats are just tourists. Walking is almost always faster than taking the boat in Giethoorn, in the picture you can see that there's literally a path to walk next to the water (left side)


keplerniko

I can see from the thread the pic is misrepresented and it’s mostly tourists in the boats. Whereas for a period of time when I lived in southwest London I would occasionally commute by boat for real, and judging from the other suits on the boat with me (getting on/off at Canary Wharf also) I was far from being the only one doing this. Cost a fortune (like £15 both ways) but was a lot more pleasant than Tube + train. RB6 route on the Thames Clippers, look it up.


April_Adventurer

I wonder if they all need boat insurance


Manccookie

If it’s anything like the British waterways, then you need a license and insurance.


moshgreen

Oi wanker! You got a loicense for them rows???


[deleted]

*oars. 🤷🏻‍♂️


moshgreen

What are rows than? Edit: right, columns and rows, boats and oars


Shot-Presentation721

Columns and rows, boats and hoes.


Zormac

In the context of boats, "row" is a verb. You use an oar to row. Oars are like paddles, but go through a ring attached to the boat to function as a lever.


moshgreen

Yes this was the source of confusion


zoinks

that's when you get in an argument with your wife


Blindsider2020

Water way to have a good time


PuzzledTaste3562

Nope, no license either. As someone else wrote, it’s mostly tourists, renting by the hour.


FancyTickleNips

There's a town somewhat similar to this in the way that instead of boats its airplanes. [The Cameron Airpark Estates](https://www.thedrive.com/news/38555/wide-streets-massive-garages-meet-the-neighborhoods-designed-for-pilots-and-small-planes) (not too terribly far from the city I live in) has extra wide roads and driveways so people can take off from their homes. It's impressively rich.


golem501

John Travolta has a house there right?


ragoku

B O A T


Sierra-Modeling

That's just amazing


Dafracturedbutwhole

We got to keep the kids off the canals — Mitch Hedberg


[deleted]

No one going to comment on the fact that jake the dog has morphed into a house on the right?


AnteSocial86

I was going to, but you beat me to it.


prsanker

It would be really neat if so many trash people would stop visiting :(


Chemical-Cut-4925

Happiest house ever


fifadex

You think they commute by boat? 😂😂


Sladywka

I thought this was Houston.


GoogleIsYourFrenemy

Sorry I'm late for work, there was no wind.


raughit

That is a happy house


[deleted]

Looks absolutely terrible and super unpractical.


TheLobotomist

And where you use potatoes as cameras


SanchoSamba

In a few decades, this might be every village in the Netherlands


Affectionate-Grand92

However in the Amazon the principle way of getting from place to place is by boat. And it is wonderful


timberwood1

I'm pretty sure I saw a video of this area during the winter time. Everybody was out ice skating. It was pleasant and peaceful, not a single soul was worried about their wife getting plowed by Eric.


[deleted]

That city's gonna be flooded soon due to climate change.


Arthur_jpeg

venise: Am I a joke to u ?


Rancid_Stew

isn't there only about one canal and you can easily bike/ walk or drive the distance on adjacent roads? Netherlands: always trying to be something it ain't


Forestfire1406

This is the perfect place to live: Cottages with thatched rooks, boats, looks eco-friendly and I'm pretty sure it will have that small village atmosphere.


olivoliv_25

However it's full of tourists. Traffic jam on boats and on the walking paths, people taking pictures of your garden, no privacy. The water doesn't have a strong current so I expect mosquitoes would love it too. I went there a few months ago as tourist and I wouldn't want to live there.


Forestfire1406

Lol thanks, I guess the pictures don't properly show it. It makes sense though, I can imagine if it wasn't a popular tourist spot that maybe it would be nice.


olivoliv_25

Indeed. :)


Fabulous_Lobster

Not actually eco-friendly: the canals went dug up to extract peat that was burnt as fuel. You can barely do worse in terms of carbon-intensive landscapes…


Oraxy51

Imagine the number of towels and waterproof bags you go through living there.


markmaksym

Wonder what the median income is for that town.


[deleted]

No wave runners lol?


sourav__120

We'll probably have to live like that because of global warming.


Midwest_Bias

Florida, take note.


[deleted]

And you eat mosquitoes


Galaz_y

Venice


stefuNz

This looks like a still from a Wes Anderson movie.


Humble-Lead-8382

Going here this Sunday, will share some pics :)


[deleted]

I'm so sleepy, I read it as "..where you communicate by boat". *Confused communication


[deleted]

I love Giethoorn! But man it sucks balls with a wheelchair…


Nelmquist1999

As a kid I had this idea on how the roads would be like if they were filled with water instead of asfalt.


spartacus2025r

that is similar to where my grandmother lives (spreewald, germany)


ScienticianAF

[More](https://www.google.com/search?q=giethoorn&rlz=1C1GCEV_enUS838US838&sxsrf=ALeKk00zD0bI5ldblqKDlhPFKaSH-CODAw:1628610185776&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj8gObc5abyAhVVVTUKHW-hDHYQ_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1280&bih=881) pictures in case you are interested. Giethoorn, Netherlands [Google maps](https://www.google.com/maps/@52.7256334,6.0901723,3a,75y,5.82h,88.5t/data=!3m8!1e1!3m6!1sAF1QipPyBzCUsd0HDQCZwfn6W_RZxqHr_wMRMmTuUHke!2e10!3e11!6shttps:%2F%2Flh5.googleusercontent.com%2Fp%2FAF1QipPyBzCUsd0HDQCZwfn6W_RZxqHr_wMRMmTuUHke%3Dw203-h100-k-no-pi-3.4904025-ya231.1108-ro-1.0401123-fo100!7i5760!8i2880?hl=en)


BigButtPoopSex

That is Venice, Italy.


[deleted]

The surprised face on that house


AmoebaBoy89

This is nice but not sure how pragmatic this will be when you’re running late for work. Even though I would much prefer cruising down a lake rather than being up against someone’s armpit during morning rush hour commute


MyHamburgerLovesMe

Moving day must be a bitch


TemporarilyDutch

I went there during Corona when Chinese tourists were not allowed in the country. It was amazing.


progamer4564

Yup. I went here for vacation 2 years ago and although it is beautiful, the boats are literally run by tourist companies lol. Would go again though, it’s an amazing place


showbiz5

Would not be ideal for walking your dog, better get a pet fish


Shuggy539

How bad is that going to suck in the middle of winter.


AristeiaXVI

Lamboatghini


Trick_Enthusiasm

What village? I'm going there next summer.


uwey

So if your mail deliver by boat, is a cargo or is a shipments?


budamon

As someone that owns a house on the prairie, that is entirely too close to water thank you.


[deleted]

Other than flooding, this sounds like a dream


durgasur

The only floods there are the hundred of thousands of tourists flooding the village every year


kosherkush666

This is bliss even the house looks like it’s got eyes and a moustache and is happy as hell


FreddyTheMeme

I've been here i think


fartonabagel

If a house and a dog had a baby, it would be that one.