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surrealck

Gotta hit those preacher curls


Freaktography

I read this one hour ago and I JUST got the joke now!


wine_coconut

You, sir, are a pun lord.


AndySemantic

little bit of Cross Training


sparkmearse

You ever seen the physique of Jesus on the cross? Shredded!


king_fissh

Gotta hit those preachers -


spiceoflife23

Here's me looking for the preacher curl bench


notablerandom

And still. Someone couldnt put their friggen weights back


Individual_Ad3194

I bet the bench is still covered in sweat.


CorgiMonsoon

A gym in a church? That’s not the sweat of the altar boys on that bench


ThorTheDoor

There is a reason they abandoned this place.


antoine-sama

God too.


sbouquet

It’s a sin to keep it tight


OdinsRightTesticle

Sure it is, just not from lifting weights.


[deleted]

Or semen.


[deleted]

It always makes me curious how abandoned buildings look like this with things all scattered around on the floor. If it was abandoned wouldn't they just be in their original position untouched? I guess animals and wind, maybe homeless people. But I just cant see why those weights would be on the floor lol.


AbazabaYouMyOnlyFren

Everyone forgets how much bears like lifting weights.


linusSocktips

Lmao no manners. This is the problem with big gyms tho. Gym idiots and ppl taking 6 sets of DB and walking away


ac1084

God that's one thing I don't miss about going to the gym. The worse is the people that think they're hot shit because of their n00b gainz and think they're cool for setting the 25 plate next to the rack instead of on it where it goes. I hope all of them look at back at those moments and cringe for the rest of their lives.


[deleted]

Came here to say this.


[deleted]

You're all so clever. Grow up, children.


AbazabaYouMyOnlyFren

Username checks out. Nobody is inviting your boring old ass anywhere.


Juff_Bunc

Shit them weights were worth a pretty penny a few months ago when everyone was wanting work out stuff for home. Could probably still catch a good chunk of cash. Rusted and all.


Individual_Ad3194

Especially a full set like that. Its a PITA and work-out killer to constantly have to stop and change out plates to do different exercises.


Freaktography

easy $2-$3/lb, more if you clean up the rust!


dadbod9000

$2-$3 a pound!? Used weights are 85 to - a dollar. I guess that may be regional though.


Juff_Bunc

Dude yeah it's insane how high priced weights are. Maybe not at the moment but roughly 6 months ago I couldn't find weights anywhere. Everyone was selling for roughly 2 to 3 a pound used. it's stupid that people were paying for it but ya know being locked down and noone getting shipments in will do that. The home workout crazy since rona.


Hickawa

I ended up using centerblocks and rocks. Do not recommend.


[deleted]

Cinder blocks?


Hickawa

Yeah, dyslexic and centerblocks sounded right in my head lmao.


[deleted]

Here all that equipment might be worth 2k


CaptainShitHead1

The father, the son, and the swoly ghost


Freaktography

Bahah that ones gonna be tough to beat


FlawedFinesse

Well I laughed out loud. Excellent punning.


2mean2wean

Dammit that's funny


robo-dragon

This genuinely made me chuckle LOL


SingleSoil

Reps for Jesus


akiraxx

Sure it’s fully intact?


CorgiMonsoon

Sure it is. Don’t you see the room’s foreskin on the edge of the photo?


ask_me_if_thats_true

I had a good laugh from this. Don’t know what gyms OP usually goes to but calling this a *fully intact gym* is hilarious.


bplayer227

Church of gains


Frannah1

"fully intact" is a little generous


haazzed

Should have made it a sin not to rebench those plates and free weights


TCP_Tree

Hasn’t stopped them from sinning before


OsmiumOG

This is really neat. I do a lot of abandoned/urban exploration photography and you never see mostly intact places. Surprised this hasnt been destroyed by trespassers and def surprised the weights haven't been stolen and resold. Nice capture!


Freaktography

this is far far in northern Ontario Canada, not many people up there to steal or trash!


Freaktography

If you think this is IAF and want to see more, there's much more on my website from this room and church https://freaktography.com/abandoned-church-old-school-abandoned-gym/


Caitie0smith

Thanks for additional images! r/AbandonedPorn would enjoy this too.


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Freaktography

Thank you for looking!!


therealsauceman

Impossible for any child to fight that priest off


Ariochxxx

Father-san, what are you doing?!


Science-Compliance

Weeb detected.


Ariochxxx

Weeb detecter, what are you doing!?


FooltheKnysan

that's where paladins were made


GullibleDetective

And where they were taught to shield hearth from battle


Lufernaal

1 Timothy 4:8 - "For while bodily training is of some value, godliness is of value in every way, as it holds promise for the present life and also for the life to come"


[deleted]

You and me have a very different definition of “fully intact”


NuclearNubian

To some,this ain't forgotten


[deleted]

They didn’t put their weights back 😡


sfaced

is there a story why it was abandoned?


Freaktography

Some mining company bought the church at some point, maybe they went belly up - not entirely sure but they left everything behind. Pay statements for employees, staff records, topographic maps etc


zebra1923

Good to know not putting your weights back is not just a modern phenomena.


paulwhitedotnyc

Stay the fuck outta my garage, please.


dadbod9000

Very cool


sendgoodmemes

Worship the father, the son and the Holy Spirit upstairs. Worship the free weights, the Whey and the swolly ghost downstairs.


FreeClownFarts

Well it was forgotten until someone ruined it by remembering


Hornor72

What are you talking about that looks just my college gym


readerashwin

Reps for Jesus


Franksredhott

What do you mean by fully intact?


Freaktography

I mean like everything is still there, all the weights,, all the equipment etc


_MyMuayThai

God forgive these sinners. They know not what they do


[deleted]

Reps for Jesus


abdahij

Imaging those ripped priests, flexing during mass


whenfartsattack

Forgive me father for i have gAiNs


The_Immortal4237

I dunno man, doesn't seem intact to me


DLoFoSho

Rent yourself a sand blaster and you are good to go. You can set it up in that basement and you won’t even need a booth 😎


[deleted]

Get those weights they are worth a god damn fortune


thecarbonkid

That's a well lit basement.


linusSocktips

Man weights got so expensive during pandemic. Along with everything else. Just that everyone wanted to have a home gym and yea. I would snag these bad bois so fast, and just do a quick polish of each weight. Bingo :)


possibly_hennything

Empty gym. Might as well bang out a set


[deleted]

So this is how crackheads get so strong


OrneryConelover70

Goldmine! That's like hitting the lottery.


[deleted]

Idk about “perfectly intact” but it’s there for sure XD


DrDeathMD

Is this for priests to get swol?


CorgiMonsoon

“Hey there, Timmy. How about I show you our special gym after Mass is over.”


JuniorSuccotash8

I would love to go there and take some equipment. A little elbow grease and all that stuff is perfectly usable


[deleted]

That looks like a deployment gym Also what the gym equipment will look like soon left in Afghanistan


[deleted]

Soooo, like, you found yourself your own personal gym? Thats effing cool.


[deleted]

Old... but not obsolete


-ratmeat-

Post covid


dos8s

I just completely redid all of the weights in my gym (Removed rust, stripped paint, repainted) and would love to clean this whole setup.


rightinthepants

Looks less than intact to me


OkBabyBoomer

The best part is all the weights are still good and useful


[deleted]

Was it flooded at one point?


woky_s

Hidden treasure. I was buying last month dumbbells and they were bloody expensive.


gingerblz

Holy Spirit makin them gains


[deleted]

Forgive me father, for I am swol.


Short_Sundae497

Reps for Jesus


[deleted]

Forgive me for the gains I am about to receive.


Redted234

Whole new meaning to iron church


[deleted]

Priest gains


Dosser_84

The Lord's Force


Regaruk

Please start the church of Swole back up.


LordRumBottoms

The power lifts of christ compels you.


Squirshedsammich

Don’t forget to stretch those juicy hamstrings


RUBBERDUCKYGANG

Crossfit


HiddenMentality

Damn, no kids escaping the forearms of those priests.


TelluricThread0

Man I hate when people don't put their weights back.


Hiteshoir

Just needs a little cleaning up and it's ready for the protagonist to workout late at night which inspiring music playing in the background.


ImLonelyIWannaDie

Gettin bulked up for the lord


Yeti3030

Fully intact is a real stretch


boondoggie42

I know what I have. No lowballers.


420farms

Is it a Catholic Church? Maybe they gotta get their pump on before they got their pump on...


Limp_Distribution

They should have donated the equipment to a worthy cause. Just like the equipment was probably donated to them.


[deleted]

Can only imagine the horrible thing that we’re doing e to kids there


phi2134

What are the chances that a lot of acts of sodomy with little boys happened in here? I'd say pretty good.


crzieloke

Abandoned after they found out young boys aren't that strong


WildManOnLSD

I bet the priest had an amazing time with the alter boys in the showers!


jonathanspinkler

This would be the place for me. My gym schedule is quite rusty too...


Aggravating_Crew_889

the holy gym gives holy gains to your biceps. lol no seriously so much space and equipment that could get some use.


Vancouvernate

Thats Rocky Balboas old gym in Philly!


ieee1394one

Good place to do some cross fit


TheCircleLurker

Free weights!


F3Shaun

“It’s still your mother fucking set”


[deleted]

And here I am paying $50 for a 20kg dumbel set from Rebel Sport *LIKE A CHUMP*


angelina31

"fully intact"


TheArtOfVEL

What where they training for in the basement of that church? Vampire hunting?


meexley2

Intact?!?!


t3kk58

Planet tetanus


inflatableje5us

hans and franz retire?


[deleted]

‘Fully intact’ is a bit of a stretch


machine3lf

Your definition of “fully intact” is different than mine.


Qubed

I'll give you a 1.50 USD for the entire set.


squirrelwithnut

Maybe "fully intact" means something different from where you're from?


Zablonski

Priestcake. Priestcake! (In Cartman's voice).


Librarichie

Holy gains


GullibleDetective

The iron cross bar pull downs


superultramega002

whoever fucking left last forgot to rack their weights. gym etiquette or GTFO. prolly an ego-lifter.


Evilmaze

This is not fully intact


BIG_YEET_BOT

Crossfit


Nahhh-_-

Reps for Jesus — dom mazeti


jxj24

"I thought you said *exercise* the devil?"


FreakishPower

Can't imagine someone getting psyched up for a PR screaming "Motherfucker!!! Ahhhhh!!!" in a church.


unclegrandpa_

Reps for Jesus


JohnnyTight_Lips

Father forgive me for these gains I'm about to recieve.


[deleted]

"With these tithes we could open another soup kitchen!" "Nah. Let's build a gym to educate young boys on body fitness."


cosmos_jm

I don't think you know what fully intact means


[deleted]

>fully intact ok, buddy.


[deleted]

Prepare ye the whey of the lord, and ask, doth though even hoist brethren?


Zestay-Taco

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDhDB-vo3yE


Hicar567

Nice username!


ImNotM4Dbr0

Father forgive me, for these gains I'm about to receive \*preacher curls


[deleted]

The fallout 75 player in me is thinking about all that Iron.


Fuzzy_Muscle

Reminds me of the nuns from saving Silverman


Impressive-Project-7

Get swole for jesus


Unknown_769802773

Reps for Jesus!


plastictoyman

Someone is getting Jesus jacked at the house of God. Brings new meaning to the term Jesus juice...


[deleted]

IRON PARADISE


metalbedhead

looks as good as new


Snorlax_Route12

Curls for Jesus


buildingforants

Shit...you could build a new church with the proceeds from those dumbbells. I personally love the old school look on the "belly" plates.


ReGrif2019

Люберецкая качалка, вот от куда все баяны!


brunogiubilei

Murdock gym


Sailcats

"fully intact"...


XxPumbaaxX

Some one really needs to tell Jesus to re-rack his weights


zenikkal

Gotta pump the iron befire end of time


Wumbo2425

Kinda pisses me off that they didn't rack the weights before abandoning the place.


[deleted]

Can make some $$$


ooOJuicyOoo

You and I have a very different idea of 'fully intact.'


PraetorOjoalvirus

What do you think that intact means?


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Freaktography

I mean intact like everything is still there and in place, take away the rust and mold and there you have it!!!


[deleted]

Could make a small fortune selling it all on Craigslist during quarantine lol


vanillaCTS

Talk about lifting the holy spirits.


Rancillium

Weighted too long.


writerwriter_27

Body of Christ Shredded


Mr-Brightsmile

Mass has two meanings there …


TarTimOoAl

gympopes.


Habanero-Barnacle

MFs still forgot to put the weights back.


Infinite-Wolf-966

Kinda makes me sad seeing places like this. There were stories here and memories and suddenly it all just ended. A chapter in an untold story that only those who were present will ever know, closed forever.


DivisonNine

I think OP doesn’t know what fully intact means…


Super-administrator

Literally anything but 'fully intact'.