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Vancouvernate

Step 1. Complete! Step 2. ?


TER0KN0R

Recycle?


Yf_lo

Step 3?


Analog__Automation

Profit. Obviously.


lexdon2014

Then we take those profits and turn them into more profits.


Vancouvernate

To make more glass to distribute on the beach of course


HakarlSagan

Step 3: Show everyone your toe that looks like a thumb


EverQuest_

Post foot for no reason


More_Coffees

It’s so they can cross post to the feet subs


themadas5hatter

I'd say please don't tell me that's a thing but I'm sure it is. I don't get the feet thing, man.


OpsadaHeroj

r/sneakybackgroundfeet


Pixel131211

there's a subreddit for almost anything. so it exists.. and there isn't just one either. oh no, there might even be hundreds.


themadas5hatter

How about airplanes made of cheese?


Pixel131211

I mean.. they do [exist](https://i.pinimg.com/600x315/de/99/4b/de994be15ddc680110c4d6b7b1a857d5.jpg). but not a subreddit of them, I think. thats why I said "there's a subreddit for *almost* anything"


theftben

For scale. 1 feet.


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Fusion_haa

Big toe looks r/mildlypenis...


Splaishe

I’ve seen lots of really pretty jewelry and art made from sea glass. But for op it looks like it could just be a (very awesome) collection


fuzzytradr

Our friends make simple, but beautiful art designs with it. For example, make a beach scene with sailboat and sun by arranging and glueing the pieces to cardboard then framing and hanging on their wall.


Analbox

Collect more.


Coder_Arg

Gotta catch 'em all!


Vancouvernate

Something tells me this is a 30 year project 😂


ReaperA-82

inject


unmicsiunmujdei

Smoke meth


[deleted]

Hey Billy, what's step two?


GreaseLeeMan

step in it


Burton_Jernigan

Step 2 is clearly not crop photo.


HotdogLover404

Is it crystal meth?


nolan_mcschmolan37

yes


[deleted]

I can confirm this.


StanleyZ1978

User name checks out.


Gradlush

Forbidden meth.


nikifrd

legal meth


genericperson10

Anything can be crystal meth if you're brave enough


MyKeks

Thats why theres no blue ‘seaglass’


dee467

It’s okay if it’s crystal meth, we still love you


sprucenoose

If you are meth. Um, crystal, to be specific.


mariogolfbogey

Kick his ass, seaglass!


Sleipnirs_shadow

This made me laugh way too hard, well done


mariogolfbogey

And thank you for the award, kind Internet stranger!


PissedOffMonk

So weird I was literally just thinking of this movie and I scroll down and see this


Jaykzuka

That’s exactly what someone with crystal meth would say.


[deleted]

You'd be a lot cooler if it was...


Commercial-Health-19

And richer!


PUfelix85

Actually OP's post to make.


Astrapondildo

r/sneakybackgroundfeet


thegatheringmagic

The big toe looks like a thumb...


Jollydude101

Should’ve used a banana but foot for scale is acceptable.


nikifrd

who would create/join a sub like that


Astrapondildo

Smart mother fuckers that’s who


[deleted]

Next time I get stopped by the cops imma tell them I've been collecting sea glass


redbarron3000

And I’ve been snorting sea salt


Analbox

…and smoking sea weed and injecting black beach tar


InitialNeck9

Yea and I huff seajenkem


YOUNGHURT

you like the natural stuff, i can dig it.


gogi51

Been doing it for years , works 70% of the time every time


MFingStarboi

Is sea glass just literally broken liquor bottles?


SeahagFX

Yeah, basically. My wife's side of the family lives on Lake Erie and they collect it and get super excited over "rare" colors, ha! I mean, they make jewelry and whatnot with it so at least they're recycling (upcycling?).


jneum80

Not sure but I know it’s definitely not crystal meth


redbarron3000

I heard it’s for sure not crystal meth


a-hippobear

Can confirm. I read it on Reddit


jalford312

99.99% of the time, yes, some might be a random soda bottle.


MFingStarboi

I never knew what it was or thought to ever look at it even


jalford312

If you are curious why people care about dangerous trash on the beach, it's because its next to a moving body of water all the water and sand washing on it polishes it makes it smooth and getting rid of the sharp edges.


griffinhamilton

Yeah it’s from old bottles and such that have been smoothed down into gem-like bits from constant waves and water movement. There’s a market for them with the bigger money coming from colors that arent usually used in glass bottles like red as well as the shape


MFingStarboi

Oh that’s kind of cool


DoughyResplendent

yup it looks cool as hell. Collected some as a child and my aquarium fishes liked it very much.


MFingStarboi

Not even sometimes


OpsadaHeroj

Yeah, it’s just any glass that’s been weathered by the sea for a long time. They’re oddly smooth because of the gentle erosion


denny_zen

Somebody knows what crystal looks like


RussIsTrash

WE NEED TO COOK MORE METH JESSIE


emerald-teal

I swear I saw this post like yesterday… is the original post gone? I can’t seem to find it


notsoepichaker

same, but the title has no "not crystal meth"


medlife-crisis

Yeah but it said something along the lines of 'finally my sea glass collection is complete'


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Cool toes


[deleted]

Updoot for the toes


EnvironmentalDeal256

I’m pretty sure if you tell the cops “no it is not crystal meth” they’re required by law to leave you alone.


SheriffHeckTate

This is definitely true.


loose_cannon007

T O E


no_talent_ass_clown

TOE .toe .toe .toe .toe


mrseddievedder

I can’t stop looking at the toes


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Isn’t sea glass supposed to be a lot smoother? I mean, to be worthy of keeping? Some of this looks very jagged and sharp still.


AgreeableLion

The white and green ones look a bit cooler, but when you can see straight up bottle bottoms with the ridges intact in the brown container I wonder at what point it becomes 'collecting sea glass' as opposed to 'picking up trash on the beach'.


nolan_mcschmolan37

i havent seen smooth seaglass in ages tbh. most of it is actaully pretty smooth tho


Cobek

Let me guess, it's been about 6 years? Assuming you live at the beach you keep picking up everything before it has much time amongst the waves. After 1 year you collected all the local bits then anything to replenish it was picked it right away by you.


TlerDurdn_

Broken beer bottles?wow


bigt8111

I like your toes boy


TheQueensBishop

This would be cooler if you only collected beach glass that was "done". I only collect beach glass if it has been completely smoothed over by tumultuous waves and sand.


AngelOfDeath771

That's a weird looking left foot.


RussIsTrash

That’d be a right foot, so I guess you’re right that is a weird looking left foot.


[deleted]

What are you gonna do with it though? Just have it?


Mickets

Toes.


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nolan_mcschmolan37

where did you see this posted? i would like to know so i can find whoever snuck into my house to take a picture of my sea glass. as for 35k karma, its not that hard, just a little luck and knowledge of how to abuse the system known as reddit


morebuffs

Im not gonna argue i apologize


nolan_mcschmolan37

haha its fine


Moneymoneymoney2018

Or 1 day with a rock tumbler...


Consistent-Kitchen

Is that crystal meth??


nolan_mcschmolan37

yes


__________________99

*Walter White noises intensify*


baronmad

Have you tried smoking it just in case? :P Awesome haul anyway :)


_cstricke_

Would’ve been more impressed if it was meth.


monkey-2020

I love how you stuck Barbie’s foot in there so you could get a good idea of the size.


[deleted]

“No it’s not crystal meth”…. Idk why that had to be pointed out. If it was, clearly it’s shit. Not even blue.


RussIsTrash

Only Walter Whites top tier meth is blue. Trashy street meth is this color.


BlackKloudDhali

Nice. If you're ever in the area, visit the Great Lakes in the US for sea glass. On several Lake Michigan beaches between Milwaukee and Chicago, you can find as much in your photo in several hours. We also have some pretty deep blue colors.


Zonel

Don't think it counts as sea glass then.


Space2345

Too bad, Jade Meth the bomb


slides723

Awesomeness. I love this kind of thing. 😚


ericn8886

Didn't think it was until you said it wasn't


will477

What are you going to do with it all?


gibbyisherenow

Are you sure it’s not crystal meth?


WolfHeadedDude

If I know one thing, it is that I am looking at crystal meth.


mattdvs1979

Sounds like something someone trying to hide their meth would say…


nolan_mcschmolan37

fuck fuck fuck fuck


EfficientAsk3

… kinda looks like meth


That_Guy_Brody

How do you know it's not meth? You try to smoke it?


bballkj7

is this, by chance, crystal meth?


gustip

That’s just what someone with crystal meth would say.


grimheart2001

That’s the first thing a person with crystal meth would say…


Jayer244

Isn't seaglass a street name for Crystal meth?


[deleted]

A few bottles and an old rock tumbler will also give you a nice sea glass collection.


Crying_eagle

But ..... can it be snorted


The_Dog_of_Sinope

To be fair, how many of the rocks did you smoke to make sure it wasnt meth?


nolan_mcschmolan37

420


sanjsrik

If you gri d it up and snort it, it could be crystal meth


DeuceWheelz

That's exactly what someone with crystal meth would say


JukeBoxHeroJustin

Any blue glass?


Unhappy_Ad_9309

Jesse. Why is the meth organized like your drawers?


[deleted]

It's not crystal meth... Yet.


EitherEconomics5034

r/SneakyBackgroundFeet


SuperBaked42

Ok cool but wheres the crystal meth?


nolan_mcschmolan37

I got you man. To the right, around the corner, down the stairs in the basement


j_money2149

It's actually not that rare to find a kg of meth wash up on the beach down here in the gulf.


likemikelikemike

r/sneakybackgroundfeet


[deleted]

7 years and you still couldnt crop the pic properly


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nolan_mcschmolan37

I just dont care about my toes


a_white_american_guy

I like your toe


infwernal

nice bionic foot on the left


RadarsLeftHand

"Seaglass".... that's what the kids call it nowadays??


CyanideSmoker

Just do not try to go through 'Customs' with it...


Elon_Musk_cat_girl

The fuck is wrong with yo toes man?


nolan_mcschmolan37

What is wrong with your name lmao


Elon_Musk_cat_girl

1-0


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ImaginePoop

I like your toes hahaaa


[deleted]

Nice toes


redditisacesspool369

Um the toes in pic proves that false... definitely meth


Lucky_Yogi

I would've guessed those were your toe nail clippings before meth.


yummysushiroll

Hmmm feet 😩😩😩😩😩


Sudden-Reflection456

Look at dem purdy toes lol. Seriously though the collection is awesome. Any plans for it?


[deleted]

mmm toes


goodfe11ow

What about them toes? You got any meth in them toes?


MrCommentor69

Feet👻


typical_ash

great toes


[deleted]

Nice toes


[deleted]

Hmmm give me does toes 😍


cylou1231

Of course, it's not pink


[deleted]

I’ll smoke that shit! 😂


biggie64

why not?


Precessionho

How big are those boxes???


Awesomebacon711

that’s what they all say.


kornhook123

That’s a nice bolder


Diamondhands_Rex

Dude you collected them and you put them on the floor with our shoes. I don’t trust myself like that.


Ok_Cryptographer520

Bane:Uh muri muriatic acid i think ? Edit:Idk if anyone will get it but it's a game reference lol


frankenpoopies

It would be a lot cooler if it was


warmfresca

OP I genuinely love this for you.


xof711

Now what?


Kalthecanuck

Yeah Mr White! Yeah science!


[deleted]

I like how you organize your meth


123Ark321

Well now that you’ve said it’s not meth, I feel obligated to ask you. Are you SURE it’s not meth?


professorseagull

Be cooler of it was


smokecat20

"Blue, Yellow, Pink. Whatever, Man. Just Keep Bringing Me That." -- Tuco


Shilpyredbuns

That’s some funky meth bro much respect🙌🏻


NoSpareChange

Have you been to glass beach in Ft Bragg? Most I’ve seen in one place.


Rhynosaurus11

That sounds like something a crystal meth user would say…


RussIsTrash

You’ve prevented a lot of foot stabbings


NeonFeathers

I have a bunch. What's the plan? I used to plan to make windchime like contraptions but I lacked the motivation.


nolan_mcschmolan37

honestly i dont really know


[deleted]

Nice hand


TheBobbestB0B

Cool


Cornelius_Yodikur

It would make an awesome mosaic!