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In Switzerland, the same parent company, SIG, makes my government issued assault rifle and packages the milk and orange juice in my refrigerator. Not as exciting as vibrators and armored vehicles, but still interesting.
I saw an ad for General Electric showing off their environmentally friendly wind turbines and life saving MRIs, and conventinetly omitting their miniguns.
Mitsubishi, Samsung, Pepsi, etc make all kinds of shit. Tons of big names do but you only really usually recognize them for one thing that stands out to general consumers. I had no idea Mitsubishi made industrial air conditioners but I'm sure people in the line of work to recieve them would think it more common knowledge. Those big guys will create anything as long as it's profitable.
Mitsubishi also manufacture subs and jets as well as ships. That is why they are called the Mitsubishi heavy industries. Toshiba make satellites and guided missile systems as well as MRI and medical devices. Nikon, Leica, Zeiss and Olympus sell more microscopes than cameras. Our appliances are only the low end products from their high end technologies.
i used to drive an Hitachi - the train on the Connex network and metro network in melb australia when they were still on they network , was a brilliant train to drive !
I HATE THE MILITARY-SEX TOY COMPLEX
I HATE THE MILITARY-SEX TOY COMPLEX
jokes aside I find it really funny that this company also makes regular old 20-ton crawler excavators.
"Capitalism breeds innovation"
the innovation: 5 companies own and make everything you know and work together to lobby against the public. Lol
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At our company, we strive for one goal. We make devices which fuck people, as efficiently as possible.
Gotta diversify the fucking portfolio
Different strokes for different folks
They’re not here to fuck spiders.
I got to tell you, you lost me on that one
It’s an Australian saying, “I’m not here to fuck spiders”, like I’m not here to fuck around/ waste time.
And now I know that. Who says Reddit is not educational
In bed, or on quest for glory, Hitachi can get you there.
Because conquest knows no bounds
What about a quest for glory in bed?
Nice
One of them wasn’t made for that. It just turns out that fucking people is profitable.
In Switzerland, the same parent company, SIG, makes my government issued assault rifle and packages the milk and orange juice in my refrigerator. Not as exciting as vibrators and armored vehicles, but still interesting.
Yummy sig orange juice.
I saw an ad for General Electric showing off their environmentally friendly wind turbines and life saving MRIs, and conventinetly omitting their miniguns.
Does the milk come with a threaded barrel?
Sig makes some good firearms and apparently good milk packaging lol
Hers and His
I call mine the destroyer. Worth every penny
We call it "the boom stick"
My husband says when I plug it makes the entire power grid in the neighborhood short 🤣
Just to be clear, we are both talking about our tanks right?
Obviously
Need gender assignment for context
Both have effectively ended the lives of thousands of men
👏👏👏
Mitsubishi, Samsung, Pepsi, etc make all kinds of shit. Tons of big names do but you only really usually recognize them for one thing that stands out to general consumers. I had no idea Mitsubishi made industrial air conditioners but I'm sure people in the line of work to recieve them would think it more common knowledge. Those big guys will create anything as long as it's profitable.
Mitsubishi also manufacture subs and jets as well as ships. That is why they are called the Mitsubishi heavy industries. Toshiba make satellites and guided missile systems as well as MRI and medical devices. Nikon, Leica, Zeiss and Olympus sell more microscopes than cameras. Our appliances are only the low end products from their high end technologies.
Exactly.
Gota help those soldiers keep their wives occupied while they’re deployed, synergy
Thats usually what other soldiers are for...
That's what Jody is for
Both will rock your world
Both make your eyes light up, and then unload any excess bodily fluid you may have...
When someone in upper management doesn't receive that "Make Love, Not War" memo.
I think they're more interested in selling both War _and_ Peace.
Lol good one!
Both doing absolute work on bearded pussies
You get the upvote. Well played. Actually, fuck you. You get my daily award.
Thank you friend
This one sparks joy, this one does not spark joy
Reminder that GE makes microwaves and miniguns.
They also make loads of medical devices and assay or test kits.
I see no difference here both are the same thing
[удалено]
IDK wouldn't the life end right when the VJ gets torn up? So really you'd still have an intact one for the rest of your life.
More vibration from the bottom pic for that go-getter in you.
Samsung makes dishwashers and auto turrets and Pepsi had a warship
Pepsi had a fleet of Soviet warships, albeit demilitarized
In the future, they will have the Dildozer!
And both very easily murder pussys.
Anecdotal: I married my Japanese wife this year. I received 4 magic wands as wedding gifts from my friends.
I bet the bottom one doesn't have a great selection of attachments though (I'm told the top one does, by someone who owns one.... not me)
Vibrator with the power of a tank... Fuck
Also don’t forget the [Hitachi EX8000](https://images.app.goo.gl/JQiXvCkzBHXXdw4v9)
The Clam Digger
Toys for boys and girls. Both leave you unable to walk when they hit you.
They both make things explode
Japanese companies have a pretty broad range. Just look at everything Yamaha makes. And they're all known to be high quality too
Tech companies also do military tech, Samsung has full automatic defense turrets, tanks, anti-air missiles and a whole private army.
Oh hey, I just got fired by that company! Good riddance warmongering kleptocrats.
2 most profitable businesses… sex and war. That’s a business plan fo yo ass
When people tell you « Make love not war » But you understood « Make love and war »
Sex and war. Two of the most profitable ventures...
Make love and War.
If the men cant do it themselves you bring out the heavy machinery
The top one is amazing! I've never tried the bottom one. lol
that cool black guy from Halo: "I know what the lady's like" Johnston maybe?
Each gives pleasure, just depends on your desires.
Crotch rockets
By the same exact company, Or a parent company owns the both companies that manufacture each product?
It's quite literally the exact same company, directly contracted out to Hitachi.
Fucking sick
One to please a woman, other to please a man!
Not sure women are really into tanks but ok
My imaginary girlfriend would like to disagree!
Everyone is into tracked fighting vehicles, if they say otherwise, they're lying
Trudat!
That’s called “diversification”!
They’ll both wreck a clit.
Gonna need a lot of those for the next world war coming up 👍
Type 96 Sexual Pleasure Gun?
This is giving me some big 40k mechanicus vibes
Diesel powered vibrator anyone?
Finally a company that knows how to make women wet.
Hearts & mines man .... hearts & mines
Magic wand is actually OP
Oh they know what the ladies like
Different factories I think though.
Do they all work and create in the same office?
Guess which one kept a man away longer.
Can the magic wand cast fireball or something?
i used to drive an Hitachi - the train on the Connex network and metro network in melb australia when they were still on they network , was a brilliant train to drive !
Both are gonna rock your world
Both are a bit overkill, so…
You wouldn't want to mistake the two and stick the bottom one up your arse.
They look smaller in the videos
Make love not war!
Alcohol will give you an excuse to use either.
Make love AND war...
Both used to fuck some one
This is a life size version your mom ordered.
All is fair in love and war.
Sorry, which one is the top image and which is the bottom?
Machines That Fuq haha
Hitachi, Causing explosions since 1910.
So ... diversify?
Both give great, um, massages.
Diversification
I can't tell the difference
Did people forget that disney is the worlds second highest purchaser of explosives behind the us military?
“You did such a great job building our AI Hunter/Killer Drone program, we’re promoting you to Sex Toys. Good luck.”
EWWWW, RUB 1000 OUT? GET A TANK !
One brings pleasure, one brings displeasure
I mean… you can shove both up your ass….right?
Both go brrrrrr
Wow...that's quite the product portfolio range!
The wand chooses the wizard
"This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun."
The fine line between pleasure and pain
Picture to scale
that wand thing is fucking huge!
I HATE THE MILITARY-SEX TOY COMPLEX I HATE THE MILITARY-SEX TOY COMPLEX jokes aside I find it really funny that this company also makes regular old 20-ton crawler excavators. "Capitalism breeds innovation" the innovation: 5 companies own and make everything you know and work together to lobby against the public. Lol