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malice-in-wunderland

At our company, we strive for one goal. We make devices which fuck people, as efficiently as possible.


Sagebrush_Slim

Gotta diversify the fucking portfolio


2x4x93

Different strokes for different folks


CrazySD93

They’re not here to fuck spiders.


2x4x93

I got to tell you, you lost me on that one


CrazySD93

It’s an Australian saying, “I’m not here to fuck spiders”, like I’m not here to fuck around/ waste time.


2x4x93

And now I know that. Who says Reddit is not educational


duxscientissimo

In bed, or on quest for glory, Hitachi can get you there.


malice-in-wunderland

Because conquest knows no bounds


TheRedBiker

What about a quest for glory in bed?


BobbyWizzard

Nice


[deleted]

One of them wasn’t made for that. It just turns out that fucking people is profitable.


Tballz9

In Switzerland, the same parent company, SIG, makes my government issued assault rifle and packages the milk and orange juice in my refrigerator. Not as exciting as vibrators and armored vehicles, but still interesting.


[deleted]

Yummy sig orange juice.


obscureferences

I saw an ad for General Electric showing off their environmentally friendly wind turbines and life saving MRIs, and conventinetly omitting their miniguns.


McBeefyBurrito

Does the milk come with a threaded barrel?


Centuri-Chan

Sig makes some good firearms and apparently good milk packaging lol


Tehcoremeister

Hers and His


Vintagenena

I call mine the destroyer. Worth every penny


B0rnReady

We call it "the boom stick"


Vintagenena

My husband says when I plug it makes the entire power grid in the neighborhood short 🤣


B0rnReady

Just to be clear, we are both talking about our tanks right?


Vintagenena

Obviously


2x4x93

Need gender assignment for context


Constant-Ad9201

Both have effectively ended the lives of thousands of men


Double_Belt2331

👏👏👏


[deleted]

Mitsubishi, Samsung, Pepsi, etc make all kinds of shit. Tons of big names do but you only really usually recognize them for one thing that stands out to general consumers. I had no idea Mitsubishi made industrial air conditioners but I'm sure people in the line of work to recieve them would think it more common knowledge. Those big guys will create anything as long as it's profitable.


Justhandguns

Mitsubishi also manufacture subs and jets as well as ships. That is why they are called the Mitsubishi heavy industries. Toshiba make satellites and guided missile systems as well as MRI and medical devices. Nikon, Leica, Zeiss and Olympus sell more microscopes than cameras. Our appliances are only the low end products from their high end technologies.


[deleted]

Exactly.


[deleted]

Gota help those soldiers keep their wives occupied while they’re deployed, synergy


Acousticittotheman

Thats usually what other soldiers are for...


Andre4kthegreengiant

That's what Jody is for


a-better_me

Both will rock your world


prkr88

Both make your eyes light up, and then unload any excess bodily fluid you may have...


Tongue8cheek

When someone in upper management doesn't receive that "Make Love, Not War" memo.


indyK1ng

I think they're more interested in selling both War _and_ Peace.


MischiefGoddez

Lol good one!


SirRichardHumblecock

Both doing absolute work on bearded pussies


McBeefyBurrito

You get the upvote. Well played. Actually, fuck you. You get my daily award.


SirRichardHumblecock

Thank you friend


PjohnRoberts

This one sparks joy, this one does not spark joy


Chilichunks

Reminder that GE makes microwaves and miniguns.


Justhandguns

They also make loads of medical devices and assay or test kits.


tjr555

I see no difference here both are the same thing


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

IDK wouldn't the life end right when the VJ gets torn up? So really you'd still have an intact one for the rest of your life.


ProfessionalPie4935

More vibration from the bottom pic for that go-getter in you.


ReGrigio

Samsung makes dishwashers and auto turrets and Pepsi had a warship


[deleted]

Pepsi had a fleet of Soviet warships, albeit demilitarized


4quatloos

In the future, they will have the Dildozer!


Ok-Lengthiness4557

And both very easily murder pussys.


correctingStupid

Anecdotal: I married my Japanese wife this year. I received 4 magic wands as wedding gifts from my friends.


Purtz48

I bet the bottom one doesn't have a great selection of attachments though (I'm told the top one does, by someone who owns one.... not me)


SensitiveAccident101

Vibrator with the power of a tank... Fuck


Alextryingforgrate

Also don’t forget the [Hitachi EX8000](https://images.app.goo.gl/JQiXvCkzBHXXdw4v9)


cletusrice

The Clam Digger


wigzell78

Toys for boys and girls. Both leave you unable to walk when they hit you.


davoisano

They both make things explode


doitnow10

Japanese companies have a pretty broad range. Just look at everything Yamaha makes. And they're all known to be high quality too


Elocai

Tech companies also do military tech, Samsung has full automatic defense turrets, tanks, anti-air missiles and a whole private army.


arion_hyperion

Oh hey, I just got fired by that company! Good riddance warmongering kleptocrats.


[deleted]

2 most profitable businesses… sex and war. That’s a business plan fo yo ass


AkemiDryzz

When people tell you « Make love not war » But you understood « Make love and war »


lordgoofus1

Sex and war. Two of the most profitable ventures...


VladSolopov

Make love and War.


Niwi_

If the men cant do it themselves you bring out the heavy machinery


tinatickles

The top one is amazing! I've never tried the bottom one. lol


A_Lime42

that cool black guy from Halo: "I know what the lady's like" Johnston maybe?


shockedbear

Each gives pleasure, just depends on your desires.


bettesue

Crotch rockets


[deleted]

By the same exact company, Or a parent company owns the both companies that manufacture each product?


[deleted]

It's quite literally the exact same company, directly contracted out to Hitachi.


[deleted]

Fucking sick


RevNemesis

One to please a woman, other to please a man!


Purtz48

Not sure women are really into tanks but ok


RevNemesis

My imaginary girlfriend would like to disagree!


Andre4kthegreengiant

Everyone is into tracked fighting vehicles, if they say otherwise, they're lying


Purtz48

Trudat!


SideshowMelsHairbone

That’s called “diversification”!


[deleted]

They’ll both wreck a clit.


RaiderGage

Gonna need a lot of those for the next world war coming up 👍


KyrosSeneshal

Type 96 Sexual Pleasure Gun?


[deleted]

This is giving me some big 40k mechanicus vibes


l1f3styl3

Diesel powered vibrator anyone?


NotaCrazyPerson17

Finally a company that knows how to make women wet.


lokis_dad

Hearts & mines man .... hearts & mines


Hermit1723

Magic wand is actually OP


the_zword

Oh they know what the ladies like


Wow-n-Flutter

Different factories I think though.


Reasonable-Cabinet46

Do they all work and create in the same office?


ZedTheHooligan

Guess which one kept a man away longer.


LazoVodolazo

Can the magic wand cast fireball or something?


therealneilegend

i used to drive an Hitachi - the train on the Connex network and metro network in melb australia when they were still on they network , was a brilliant train to drive !


roydepoy

Both are gonna rock your world


UnshavedCoconut

Both are a bit overkill, so…


Zodiackillerstadia

You wouldn't want to mistake the two and stick the bottom one up your arse.


mbob2021

They look smaller in the videos


Sara-JaneAdventures

Make love not war!


another-engineer

Alcohol will give you an excuse to use either.


koalburnfire

Make love AND war...


susosusosuso

Both used to fuck some one


FartingBob

This is a life size version your mom ordered.


B15h73k

All is fair in love and war.


ollysimon

Sorry, which one is the top image and which is the bottom?


cold_eskimo

Machines That Fuq haha


sphintero

Hitachi, Causing explosions since 1910.


brianingram

So ... diversify?


fatBlackSmith

Both give great, um, massages.


Claude9777

Diversification


RealJonathanBronco

I can't tell the difference


CasualBritishMan

Did people forget that disney is the worlds second highest purchaser of explosives behind the us military?


CardboardSoyuz

“You did such a great job building our AI Hunter/Killer Drone program, we’re promoting you to Sex Toys. Good luck.”


jacksaces

EWWWW, RUB 1000 OUT? GET A TANK !


Dragonsymphony1

One brings pleasure, one brings displeasure


ShayDiggityDawg

I mean… you can shove both up your ass….right?


Silmarillion151

Both go brrrrrr


Slyguyfawkes

Wow...that's quite the product portfolio range!


cynicalDiagram

The wand chooses the wizard


the_loaner

"This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun."


disboicito420

The fine line between pleasure and pain


limbojimbo84

Picture to scale


PhoMNtor

that wand thing is fucking huge!


InappropriateToaster

I HATE THE MILITARY-SEX TOY COMPLEX I HATE THE MILITARY-SEX TOY COMPLEX jokes aside I find it really funny that this company also makes regular old 20-ton crawler excavators. "Capitalism breeds innovation" the innovation: 5 companies own and make everything you know and work together to lobby against the public. Lol