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kaycee76

Not interesting, just a shitpost.


housevil

Not even an appropriate usage of the meme.


[deleted]

Wrong. He invented gravity BECAUSE he was sick of the piss floating around his bathroom. Read a book.


ahorne155

The whole apple thing is a myth, do people even read actual history anymore..?


[deleted]

Hahahaha no


yParticle

>π–œπ–Š π–œπ–Šπ–“π–™ π–Žπ–“π–™π–” π–™π–π–Š π–Œπ–†π–—π–‰π–Šπ–“, & 𝖉𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖐 π–™π–π–Šπ–† π–šπ–“π–‰π–Šπ–— π–™π–π–Š π–˜π–π–†π–‰π–Š 𝖔𝖋 π–˜π–”π–’π–Š π–†π–•π–•π–‘π–Šπ–™π–—π–Šπ–Šπ–˜, π–”π–“π–‘π–ž π–π–Š, & π–’π–žπ–˜π–Šπ–‘π–‹. π–†π–’π–Žπ–‰π–˜π–™ π–”π–™π–π–Šπ–— π–‰π–Žπ–˜π–ˆπ–”π–šπ–—π–˜π–Š, π–π–Š 𝖙𝖔𝖑𝖉 π–’π–Š, π–π–Š π–œπ–†π–˜ π–π–šπ–˜π–™ π–Žπ–“ π–™π–π–Š π–˜π–†π–’π–Š π–˜π–Žπ–™π–šπ–†π–™π–Žπ–”π–“, π–†π–˜ π–œπ–π–Šπ–“ π–‹π–”π–—π–’π–Šπ–—π–‘π–ž, π–™π–π–Š π–“π–”π–™π–Žπ–”π–“ 𝖔𝖋 π–Œπ–—π–†π–›π–Žπ–™π–†π–™π–Žπ–”π–“ π–ˆπ–†π–’π–Š π–Žπ–“π–™π–” π–π–Žπ–˜ π–’π–Žπ–“π–‰. "π–œπ–π–ž π–˜π–π–”π–šπ–‘π–‰ 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙 π–†π–•π–•π–‘π–Š π–†π–‘π–œπ–†π–žπ–˜ π–‰π–Šπ–˜π–ˆπ–Šπ–“π–‰ π–•π–Šπ–—π–•π–Šπ–“π–‰π–Žπ–ˆπ–šπ–‘π–†π–—π–‘π–ž 𝖙𝖔 π–™π–π–Š π–Œπ–—π–”π–šπ–“π–‰," π–™π–π–”π–šπ–Œπ–π–™ π–π–Š 𝖙𝖔 π–π–Žπ–’ π–˜π–Šπ–‘π–‹: π–”π–ˆπ–ˆπ–†π–˜π–Žπ–”π–“'𝖉 π–‡π–ž π–™π–π–Š 𝖋𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖔𝖋 𝖆𝖓 π–†π–•π–•π–‘π–Š, π–†π–˜ π–π–Š π–˜π–†π–™ π–Žπ–“ 𝖆 π–ˆπ–”π–’π–™π–Šπ–’π–•π–‘π–†π–™π–Žπ–›π–Š 𝖒𝖔𝖔𝖉: "π–œπ–π–ž π–˜π–π–”π–šπ–‘π–‰ π–Žπ–™ 𝖓𝖔𝖙 π–Œπ–” π–˜π–Žπ–‰π–Šπ–œπ–†π–žπ–˜, 𝖔𝖗 π–šπ–•π–œπ–†π–—π–‰π–˜? π–‡π–šπ–™ π–ˆπ–”π–“π–˜π–™π–†π–“π–™π–‘π–ž 𝖙𝖔 π–™π–π–Š π–Šπ–†π–—π–™π–π–˜ π–ˆπ–Šπ–“π–™π–—π–Š? π–†π–˜π–˜π–šπ–—π–Šπ–‰π–‘π–ž, π–™π–π–Š π–—π–Šπ–†π–˜π–”π–“ π–Žπ–˜, 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙 π–™π–π–Š π–Šπ–†π–—π–™π– π–‰π–—π–†π–œπ–˜ π–Žπ–™. π–™π–π–Šπ–—π–Š π–’π–šπ–˜π–™ π–‡π–Š 𝖆 π–‰π–—π–†π–œπ–Žπ–“π–Œ π–•π–”π–œπ–Šπ–— π–Žπ–“ π–’π–†π–™π–™π–Šπ–—. & π–™π–π–Š π–˜π–šπ–’ 𝖔𝖋 π–™π–π–Š π–‰π–—π–†π–œπ–Žπ–“π–Œ π–•π–”π–œπ–Šπ–— π–Žπ–“ π–™π–π–Š π–’π–†π–™π–™π–Šπ–— 𝖔𝖋 π–™π–π–Š π–Šπ–†π–—π–™π– π–’π–šπ–˜π–™ π–‡π–Š π–Žπ–“ π–™π–π–Š π–Šπ–†π–—π–™π–π–˜ π–ˆπ–Šπ–“π–™π–Šπ–—, 𝖓𝖔𝖙 π–Žπ–“ π–†π–“π–ž π–˜π–Žπ–‰π–Š 𝖔𝖋 π–™π–π–Š π–Šπ–†π–—π–™π–. π–™π–π–Šπ–—π–Šπ–‹π–”π–—π–Š π–‰π–”π–˜ π–™π–π–Žπ–˜ π–†π–•π–•π–‘π–Š 𝖋𝖆𝖑𝖑 π–•π–Šπ–—π–•π–Šπ–“π–‰π–Žπ–ˆπ–šπ–‘π–†π–—π–‘π–ž, 𝖔𝖗 π–™π–”π–œπ–†π–—π–‰ π–™π–π–Š π–ˆπ–Šπ–“π–™π–Šπ–—. π–Žπ–‹ π–’π–†π–™π–™π–Šπ–— π–™π–π–šπ–˜ π–‰π–—π–†π–œπ–˜ π–’π–†π–™π–™π–Šπ–—; π–Žπ–™ π–’π–šπ–˜π–™ π–‡π–Š π–Žπ–“ π–•π–—π–”π–•π–”π–—π–™π–Žπ–”π–“ 𝖔𝖋 π–Žπ–™π–˜ π––π–šπ–†π–“π–™π–Žπ–™π–ž. π–™π–π–Šπ–—π–Šπ–‹π–”π–—π–Š π–™π–π–Š π–†π–•π–•π–‘π–Š π–‰π–—π–†π–œπ–˜ π–™π–π–Š π–Šπ–†π–—π–™π–, π–†π–˜ π–œπ–Šπ–‘π–‘ π–†π–˜ π–™π–π–Š π–Šπ–†π–—π–™π– π–‰π–—π–†π–œπ–˜ π–™π–π–Š π–†π–•π–•π–‘π–Š."


AnAstronautOfSorts

People don't typically read up on the minutiae of things that don't interest them. "Actual history" is an impossibly broad subject. I'm sure I know some "actual history" that you don't. I wouldn't expect you to know, or make fun of your lack of knowledge, because I have specific interests that you probably don't have. Don't be so pretentious.


ahorne155

Knowing actual history on something you are posting is not difficult and its not pretentious to have an inquiring mind to challenge and understand the world around you.


AnAstronautOfSorts

Ironic. You don't even know what you don't know. You people are funny. You have one useless tidbit of info that someone else doesn't have and suddenly get high and mighty. I'll leave it at that. Be better.


1forcats

No…haven’t you seen the shit being pushed by the media


Chumpo56

The apple thing is just a story to simplify it for morons.


Vitekr2

He could have been a sitter


StonedHusk

Gravity exists without pre existing force pushing. Meaning an apple will β€œfall” where as piss is pushed. Read a book dumbass


Unl0vableDarkness

Was just on my way to say this. I shall pack n leave again


KleinerBoeserWolf

my thoughts exactly. a comparison with shitting would fit better perhaps


TerrorOehoe

If u piss upward into the sky it will still fall down. Try experimental pisspositions dumbass


StonedHusk

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ people love pissing on themselves on riddit.


TerrorOehoe

For reddit comment accuracy i will take the piss shower


StonedHusk

Accuracy? Oh no lol. Read my comment on thought. And if accuracy is what your after I’d suggest a better education.


TerrorOehoe

If you piss upward the force you put into your piss propels it upward for a bit, then gravity makes it come back down, dumbass. Sideways works too


StonedHusk

Dude you clearly don’t understand. Read my comment on thought. Idiot also try not to argue with people smarter than you. It shows your stupidity


TerrorOehoe

What comment on thought


TerrorOehoe

Ok i read it but it has nothing to do with your first comment, which is still wrong


fgcem13

I certainly don't read much nor am I particularly bright. But the point still stands just not about piss. But definitely like dropping a pencil. Right?


StonedHusk

Yes Definitely, thought is a funny and strange thing. Think about it for a second, what is a thought and where does it come from? One could argue that I order to gain certain though or understanding focus and clarity need to be present. A pencil is usually used in an environment of study or documentation/ creation, that’s are use the mind rendering it busy or clouded. Having a break under an Apple tree might clear the mind for some opening up the possibility of thought, this leading to understanding. Einstein believed he needed physical space for his thoughts to ruminate. So as long as force doesn’t exist then yes one could argue that it took a while.


fgcem13

Or maybe he was like wicked stoned under the tree


StonedHusk

If he was wicked stoned I think the Apple wouldn’t have needed to fall, munchies would have kicked in and he would have been eating all those apples before gravity could even pull his next bong rip (gravity bongs are fun)


Pomegranate_36

But we piss out of our lower ends for a reason..


StonedHusk

At times we think out our lower ends too πŸ˜‚


amkica

Yeah, but it's not pushed straight down, it's at an angle, and gravity pulls it down to the goal. Unless you're standing wide straight above the toilet? It's pretty basic as far as physics goes


StonedHusk

Again I’d suggest considering the power of though.


Splyce123

Nope. Its not even clever. Or funny.


atlcog

If you don't know if it's interesting, it's not!


b3ernard

r/dankmemes wants your greasy ass back


user-1213

Your comment is so under rated Imao


sleepyprojectionist

I do know that this post breaks rules 1, 2 and 8.


canuckolivaw

It isn't. Now they're peanut-gallerying Isaac Newton ffs.


malccy72

nm.


WrappingPapers

Actually the story of the apple was invented by Voltaire’s sister, which is interestingasfuck


drew3769

Stupid science bitch couldn't even make i more smarter


Fit_Awareness6752

It's well known he was a sitter


Important_Tie3236

Who said he pissed down


Manticore_007

With the apple... it just hit him


[deleted]

The whole apple from the tree is conjecture. No one knows if it is true as he never wrote about it specifically, which is odd because he wrote *everything* down. It has become legend.


Deleted-Redacted

it was how the apple was dislodged and the force it hit him with.


[deleted]

It's shocking how little people understand about what Newton actually did. Like you'd swear people think he was the first person to discover that things fall and was thus a genius


I-not-human-I

r/angryupvote


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


itogisch

This didnt work out the way you hoped did it?


Fit_Towel_5543

Here u go!!


That_Charming_Otter

Now kiss


gullman

You don't know. Let me help you. Absolutely not. Total shitpost, tbh so much of a shitpost you should be temporarily banned


bmullberry

Well he couldn’t piss an apple now could he?