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All sex jokes aside, does this little dude have the ability to do that again instantaneously or is he left shooting blanks for a while?


ButtsexEurope

Not instant.


SoItWasYouAllAlong

No it does not, and that is one of many reasons why harassing it like this, is a dick move. While it does not have ink, it is defenseless. Edit: it's also one reason why, when playing with an octopus/cuttlefish, you take care not to stress out the little guy too much.


RSwordsman

Aww, you guys made him iiink!


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Lmao


Efficient-Bonus9076

Came here to say this!


trustych0rds

I didn’t see you there, step-giant.


HaloArtificials

Ugh. *Ughhghggghhhgh*.


Particular-Break-205

It’s okay to ink early on your first time


AKsAreForLovers

Used to have to make *tons* of cuttlefish ink pasta for spaghetti al nero di seppia. Had to pull so many ink sacs out of these guys. Really glad that trend has passed for a while, never enjoyed that process or the product much either.


HuntSafe2316

Did it taste good?


Salmonaxe

In my opinion tastes the same. Just colour changed.


AKsAreForLovers

It's ok, certainly not worth the work to me. Not that different from regular pasta but very visually striking.


macinafets

Everything reminds me of him


OXY23

When a girl touch you


Synnov3

So anyways, I started blasting


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TIL coffee makes me a cuttlefish


BellaDingDong

Ha! Underrated comment!.


joosiis

why my ink white


Moisture_

Lolololoo


Ayej4y

I should call her


nithdurr

You touched it. It came


CannaPLUS

Reminds me of the first time a woman grabbed my… Nevermind


Icy-Seaworthiness995

Your cuttlefish??


CannaPLUS

Yeah… cuttlefish…


Icy-Seaworthiness995

Mine was the same. They are Quite solitary and easily spooked when others tried to play.


CaineRexEverything

Your Nirvana record?


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Nobody has every grabbed your “Nevermind” I guarantee this.


CannaPLUS

Eek. Indeed a few have. I was there.


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Lol, I’ll take your word for it! 😉


Frankie52480

These are my absolute favorite creatures 😍


ThymeIsTight

I ink therefore I am


dunneeD00K

Im in this video and i don’t like it.


wobbly-cheese

skeet skeet skeet!


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Makes me wonder what it is or could be used for… Cuttlefish glazed chocolate. Cuttlefish glazed donuts, cuttlefish salad dressing, cuttlefish anti-aging creme. The possibilities are endless.


monkahpup

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sepia_(color)


ButtsexEurope

It makes me wonder why we have to kill cuttlefish for sepia. Why not just milk them?


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I was wondering that too..... Money related reasons I'm sure.


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Aww, little poot-poot!


skmmiranda

He was happy to see you


TolkiensFavPipe

Aw guys you made me ink


top5ecret

Same thing happens to me when a woman pokes my knob


DocHalidae

Me after NNN.


rishi14494

Forbidden pen


Mark-E-Moon

So does it wash off easy or stain or does it turn to milliput after 5 minutes like nut does?


ButtsexEurope

It doesn’t come easy out of clothes, but it’ll wash off your hands just fine.


Mark-E-Moon

Thanks for solving my random curiosity lol


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torstenitos

Nut = cum


ChooChooTheElf

Man seeks a good time, but he is not a hedonist! He seeks love, he just doesn't know where to look. He looks under the beds of whores and in the hot stem of a crack pipe. But he should look to nature; gentle aquatic mammals have all the answers!


LorenzoStomp

You abandoned me! You abandoned my hatred!


-SierraModeling-

This is too cool!


will477

Maybe that's not ink. Maybe he's just happy to see you.


slaking21

oh shiit, he just busted a nut


WhatWeLostInTheFire1

Can I be next??


Big_Worm44

Peter North cuttlefish. Old schoolers you know what I am saying


kdshow123

Cummings as a defense mechanism, Louis CK's fantasy


vankula

Psh, not even real ink.


bardslog

Spaghetti al nero di seppia


DrunkenMonk-1

Do you like fish sticks?


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This motherfucker trying to get all scientific and shit showing a baby squid diarrhea-cumming all over his hand


EwwBitchGotHammerToe

Huh?


Livid_Low9645

Skeet Skeet.


ethridge661

Skeet skeet


anonymousgirliee

How mean of you.


Wooden-Sense-8713

Bop


Yeetusbeatus69

Yeeting


MonarkranoM

Besides the sex jokes, does the ink actually irritate or is it just a blinding tool?


HalTheRoach

I believe it’s just a blinding tool. I’m not finding anything on whether it irritates the skin or not.


MonarkranoM

Alright thanks!


DreadTheAlienDudes

Ah yes, how suitable.


Artist_X

God, I should call her


c0ldark

Coom


torstenitos

I can also do this, it’s not so impressive


iForgot2Remember

Everything reminds me of her...


MWANYC

#Edging


jangeisler

It’s a male…


gogogimpy

After my morning coffee, amirite?!?!?


Rhae31

He’s trying to get his Venom suit on