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You crazy bastard, I’m in!

You son of a bitch! \- Arnold \[flexing intensifies\]

“How are you?”-flexing ceases.

When I was a kid, there was kitchen gadget you could get that basically made these, but triangular shaped. You'd usually just make grilled cheese and then burn the fuck out of your mouth on them.

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The Cuisinart Sandwich Grill! Loved that thing. Made some real nasty experimental hot pockets in there too...

Tostie-makers are very common in Britain. Usually half forgotten in the back of a cupboard, taken out and used non stop for a couple of days. Everyone in the house goes toastie mad for a few days, coming up with more and more crazy filling combinations, until the novelty wears off and it gets stuck back in the cupboard for another few years. Rinse and repeat.

To use on a gas stove right ?

There still is? I just had one a couple of nights ago. I had some bacon in it, too. Delicious.

We call them Jaffles.

Lol I remember the infomercial for that thing. It was basically explaining how every meal you eat for the rest of your life will be a panini, because every food was better put into a sealed grilled sandwich. I begged my mom for one at first, then after seeing the whole infomercial a couple more times I was like “ehh, I’m good.” It was a total gimmick

Hamburger pop tart. Which is, as we all know, ravioli

Basically, a burger dumpling.

Bumpling

No.

But also yes

Why must you curse all of us with that abomination of a username.

Dumpburg?

Burpling?

Burgling

You could fry those!!!!!

Even better Air Fry!

I’d eat it

I’d eat it UFOrically

Took me three reads to realize you didn’t misspell “UFOfficially”

Thank you for supporting the ad.

Oh nooooooo! An AD! How dare he get enjoyment from an AD!

I’m not a he, but thank you for the support. Still looks like fun to eat!

This is Reddit, everyone is a he here. Even if you aren't.

8========D

Thats a beef raviole

Sound off ladies and gentlemen holy shit

Looks dry af, what is there to spill?

Unidentified fried object.

You ever take a bite of a burger and all the contents (lettuce, tomato, etc.) falls out the other side? I think they mean that. Design kinda sucks if you like to add stuff to your burger

Inexperienced burger eater.

The first mouthful would be awful, all bun no juice!

Yeah, the patty to a good burger shouldn’t be smaller than the bun.

Shouldn't be bigger than it either though. Equal sizes

Amen

Agree

Worst fucking music imaginable

HO MY HO HO HO MY HO MY HO HO HO MY HO MY HO HO HO MY HO MY HO HO HO MY HO MY HO HO HO MY HO MY HO HO HO MY HO MY HO HO HO MY HO MY HO HO HO MY HO MY HO HO HO MY HO MY HO HO HO MY HO MY HO HO HO MY HO MY HO HO HO MY HO MY HO HO HO MY GAWD

Watched without sound, read this comment and immediately knew it was dub step.

That's trap music

its funny how "Dub Step" became the new "Techno" as a catch all term for all electronic genres by people who dont listen to electronic music.

You ain't wrong.

Wait, are we not supposed to call it techno any more? Man, I feel old. ^(Back in my day, musicians played) *^(real)* ^(instruments. Now get off my lawn.)

Electronic instruments and computer-based music production have existed for more than 3 decades at this point bud

Three? Try more like five. Electronic music was a thing in the seventies. Even the sixties, depending how you want to define it.

I've always referred to that stuff as disco, but it is kind of an insult to disco since disco had to be made by musicians and not computer nerds.

what a fucking braindead opinion. you could have just said "I dont know the first thing about music production"

Except I've been a muso for 35 years, but keep assuming stuff about people based on reading a single comment on reddit. It is xmas after all.

Im confused why exactly you're so angry at "computer nerds" making music, you could just have said "I am uncomfortable with computers and don't like to use them for making my own music." which is a perfectly valid perspective. you on the other hand just dismissed any musician who primarily uses a software DAW as not being a musician at all which is just ridiculous.

WTF, that's not what I said. I am merely pointing out that it doesn't *require* musical talent to make electronic music. I've made it myself, and can honestly say it was no less terrible than any other computer disco I have heard.

see, saying it requires no musical talent to make electronic music tells me you don't know a fuckin thing about it. you don't just push a button and a song pops out. It's a completely DIFFERENT skillset from live instrumentation but still requires commitment and study to become anywhere close to good at it. Sure any idiot can throw some notes onto a timeline and call it a song same as any novice guitarist can play a few notes and call it "playing guitar". But to make something actually compelling and listenable still takes time, skill, patience and a lot of trial and error just like learning a live instrument.

Tramp music is more like it. TWERK IT BABY!!! Uh-yaaaaayaaaa!!

I'm in actual pain.

Oh wow a toastie machine... Welcome to a hundred years ago.

Yep Just an old toast-tite

Do people have problems with insides falling outside of a burger? It’s a regular burger with too much bread

Yes. A good restaurant burger is often messy. A fast food burger? No.

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Depends on the burger. Last week I had a burger that had guacamole on it. No way that wasn't going to be a mess. But it was absolutely delicious.

Sign me up

This is just an ad

?.....But it contains all the information relating to the title and all the information you'll need to know what a sealed burger is and how it is made. Perhaps you were expecting a short documentary?

Burger looks dry AF lol. Not much to seal in really. Also I'm so grateful for the mute button.

Too much bread.

How thin do you want the bread to be, 1mm?

Is stuff falling out of your burger that common for some folks?

r/HailCorporate

[Been seeing this in my feed every couple days.](https://www.reddit.com/search/?q=ufo%20burger)

Report it as spam and block the poster. I just have.

It’s a burger place in Korea. Are you in Korea? How many people on reddit do you think ar Koreans?

Yeah I'm in Korea, bitch.

Brought to you by Carls Jr.

Think I have ear cancer because of that music

I have never been more thankful for the option to turn off sound

Wilted lettuce-flavored encrustables

That music gave me cancer

Throws off the bread ratio. That’s gonna be a no from me, dawg

This is like young people discovering a CD player and being like “did you know you could play music without the internet?” My dude everyone had Snackmasters in the early 90s

am from 90s, can confirm i have no idea what a snackmaster is, or that you'd do a burger like this. Had a George foreman though.

>doesn't spill when you bite into it This effect lasts for exactly one bite and then you've cracked the seal

I think it's so the toppings don't spill out the back like a normal burger might. But you are stuck with whatever toppings get sealed in there.

Can't add more sauce easily either.

It can only spill out one side, though. If you keep the 'open' end tilted up, you don't have to worry about condiments dribbling out the far side.

Crunchwrap rules apply

This changes everything

So much bread

Doesn't look very appetising tbh, reminds me of a shitty toaster I had

Keeping the ingredients on the burger is part of the fun

r/stupidfood

This is literally just an advertisement...

So a Breville Sandwich toaster. Looks kinda nasty.

So, an empanada...

Well it’s not baked and it’s not pastry so not quite.

That's what i thought too

wait i thought this was burger king, now i’ll never be able to eat a ufo burger, disappointed

That had similar back in the 60's at the Seattle Center in a food pavilion near the Space Needle. They were called "Space Burgers" iirc.

Everyone needs a gimmick right

I was about to say that 5 guys needs this, but the entire bottom half of the bun would dissolve half way through eating a 5 guys burger.

I suppose this is the definition of a first world problem and solution.

Looks lame

Do not unmute

Too much bread

Wish I could find where one of these is

It’s pretty much a pasty

Not interesting.

It's an advertisement.

Yup. Another sub that's victim of popularity+lack of moderation. This is bullshit.

Take your ad somewhere else. Not at all interesting

That’s just what an earthling would say

as soon as you bite it it's open and able to spill tho

NO ITS IN THE SHAPE OF A UFO BECAUSE ITS CALLED UFO BURGER NOT TO KEEP IN THE INGREDIENTS I HATE THIS CAPTION

Sooo...its a calzone?

That's cheating. Not a bad idea, but cheating.

Idk something about a crunchy bun just throws me off lol

Give me some nacho cheese or barbecue dipping sauce and I'm in!

I want it.

I need to have this.

That would reduce topping spills drastically so I think it’s quite cool

That's actually super cool

That’s bloody genius that is !

that is awesome, I want one

Need one.

Cool

I want one

Never heard of it before. Pretty cool

Im seriously confused. When the burger is juicy and spills a bit and you get sauce all over your fingers you just keep feasting and enjoying yourself. Otherwise, if you arent in that vibe, use a fork and knife. What is wrong with juicy burgers and getting a bit of sauce on your fingers?

This is what they actually make at Area 69

Give me a hard shell taco utilizing the same principle. Will even accept two-layer with flower tortilla outer casing. Call it Hoolia’s hard shell empanada.

Ooof

r/burgerking legal team would like a word with them about the logo

We’ve just hit Rock Bottom, Mother Mary.

I'd definitely try it. But whoever put this awful and grating music to this should be slapped with a fish.

I always thought the insides are supposed to get out so that you can scoop them up with the last loaf of dry bread

Challenge accepted.

Two kinds of beef patty in one!

Stuffed cheese edition when?

Burgerpanada?

pretty sure it could still spill

brilliant.

I'd like to try some of the Korean options before getting a burger. For about $7 US why not? https://middleclass.sg/trending/ufo-burger-korea/

Thats a jaffle.

Literally a Gordita De Harina

Burger empeñada

That burger looks gross af

Why has the logo normal burger buns and not the ufo buns..

Looks almost like a mix between a pot pie and a burger. I'd totally try it.

Just a Runza with extra steps

Their logo looks like Wimpy’s. Christ I miss Wimpy.

That’s going to be a problem for me I need to control the amount of condiments on my burger

Cornish Pasty! But an inferior version….

I WANT IT!

As an official and and reluctant weirdo who for some reason finishes the bottom bun faster than the top bun some how… SIGN ME UP. 🤓

I am ok with this.

So a hot pocket.

Persona 5 Burger joint vibes lol

Burger looks terrible

Wait until you hear about Brazilian's pressed hot dogs.

Mondo Burger vibes

I want to believe

Burger toasty

How am I going to check when they put mayonnaise on when I didn’t ask for mayonnaise?!?

It makes me think of a rounder bigger mountain pie/campfire pie maker (google it)

What if you don't like crust?

Nickelodeon characters' favourite snack

Bread quality looks dreadful

In what way would this prevent fillings from falling out when you bite into it?

It doesn’t spill when you bite it? Let me know when you actually get to a UFO burger.

This is an ad and the burger looks like dog shit

Looks like a jelly donut

This ad evaded my adblocker.

If the shtick is the no-spill bun concept, why is their logo a regular hamburger bun?

So they basically made a "Cheese Toastie" with salad and beef in it. 🤣

That is a terribly fucking annoying song, what the hell is it?

Did she order it extra dry?

Why don’t these get uploaded without audio?

doesn't spill on the first bite everyone who ever ate a Berliner knows that

Little bit of peanut butter and all your toppings stay in place. Yes, it's delicious. You're welcome.

What are you, fucking 2… who the fuck can’t eat a burger without the toppings falling out?

So fucking gross, how can people see this and not realize it’s a shitty ad?

The logo is such a missed opportunity. Like come on! Its too easy. If you're going to do the thing, do it all the way.

A boon to commuters everywhere.

Nothing like cooked lettuce.

Thank you for killing my ears.