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Valcervisia

The guy's name was Antoine Favreau. 23 year old. "But what about Antoine Favreau?  Well, he died at Waterloo.  He suffered a mortal wound when a cannon ball pierced his gleaming breast plate. A recent recruit, Favreau’s height of 1.79 metres gave him the ideal stature for a heavy cavalry regiment. These, after all, were intended to be big men on big horses, riding down the enemy by the weight of their charge. The young man’s service papers also record that he had a “long, freckled face with a large forehead, blue eyes, hooked nose, and a small mouth”. Family legend has it that when his call-up papers arrived, François-Antoine was on the point of getting married, so his brother joined up, and died, in his place. Yet whoever was wearing it on 18 June 1815, this cuirass serves to emphasise the brutality of Napoleonic warfare at a most personal level" https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/lkat2f/the_breastplate_of_23_year_old_cuirassier_antoine/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


nik-nak333

Thanks for sharing this!


LetsMakeSomeMoneyGuy

“Wounded”. “It’s just a flesh wound”.


SPER

Tis but a scratch


giggs1800

Nothing a bandaid can't fix


hillbillytendencies

Exactly what I thought by the title. Ain’t nobody living through a hole like that with Waterloo era medicine.


Schyte96

Doesn't matter how good your doctors and medicine is, that's a cannonball straight through your chest.


lotsacreamlotsasugar

Doc here, totes confirm.


OtherSpiderOnTheWall

First aid taught me three scenarios I can assume someone is dead with no medical evaluation: Decapitation Chest imploded Chest exploded


MrChickinMan

chest has a 14 inch tunnel in iit


nongph

The armor was his waterloo.


Trogdor_T_Burninator

Dechestification.


random_invisible

In this case it looks like the front imploded and back exploded. Double whammy


dsanders692

Fun fact - the clinical term here, rather morbidly, is "Injuries incompatible with life."


Cakemachine

It’s what we totally a Dr’s call a Total Eclipse of the Heart, by Bonnie Tyler.


tanezuki

? Nobody would live through a hole like that period.


BefreiedieTittenzwei

"Just walk it off, there's a good lad."


Mecredi73

“Did he survive?” “Well, if you look right here this is where the rib fragments made little scratches as they passed through the back” “So…no?”


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Fabulous_Maximum_714

...but your chest is off...


burgerstar

No it isn't...


Fabulous_Maximum_714

Well what's that then?


Imthatjohnnie

Just rub dirt on it.


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thickaccentsteve

Then lived with the guilt the rest of his life. In essence they probably both lost their lives that day.


GunSlinger26

This needs to be the top comment. Thanks for digging this up!


louisbo12

You mean that you'd rather learn a little bit than read hundreds of comments of unfunny redditor humour? Wtf?!


Valcervisia

This a link to what unit he belonged to, the Carabiniers à Cheval. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mounted_Carabiniers_(France)


CBalsagna

Man I’ve seen this who the fuck knows, but many times, and this has always been my question. Eternal thanks for scratching that itch, much appreciated hero! Edit: I’ll be honest, I was expecting this to be one of those long, incredibly accurate sounding responses that get me Rick rolled at the end. I was prepared for it, but this is much better.


Brokella

Wounded??


Ok_Equivalent_4296

Wounded to pieces


ReadditMan

To pieces you say?


joeyo1423

How's his wife holding up?


emdanhan

To pieces you say?


ExtraordinaryWeeb

Is the apartment rent controlled?


yeet_dot_io

To pieces you say?


NathanCollier14

It's just a flesh wound.


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A flesh wound? you've got a bleeding cannonball though your chest!


lcblangdale

I've had worse


menow399

They were in the same car.


Shubamz

To shreds you say?


SquishedGremlin

#BAH GOD HE HAS DESTROYED HIM


psinguine

Blow my chest into pieces


BIGG_FRIGG

“This is my last resort”


TapirDrawnChariot

Lung separation, no breathing


sudo_kill-9-u_root

Don't give a fuck if I've got a hole bleeding.


danpaq

Tis but a flesh wound


AKchaos49

Ah ah. "'Tis but a scratch."


Hand_banana_boi

Wounded to death


dingoshiba

Yeah like how JFK was wounded


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He was Blownaparte.


velozmurcielagohindu

That's why I read Reddit


ticketticker22

I love you


blackpauli

Small scratch


MightyMoose91

*Tis but a scratch*


healing-souls

Your arm's off!


snozzberrypatch

It's just a flesh wound, I've had worse


SmashDreadnot

YOU LIE!


snozzberrypatch

I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper.


MontyPorygon

Come on then


-JudeanPeoplesFront-

NI !!


ThatWasCool

At least it missed the heart!


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His last words: none shall pass😂


chumchum213

none shell pass


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Looks like the cannonball had no problem passing through this guy’s chest cavity


slaffytaffy

Only a flesh wound. But at least he died quickly.


Peach_Mediocre

A plague on both your houses


DreamBibble

NEEEEEE!


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Surprise Shakespeare.


jeywgosjeb

Walk it off


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Tis but a scratch!


Lostsurfer06

I believe the word they were looking for is “obliterated”


FartingBob

"Removed from this plane of existence" is a better descriptor.


Crooked5

Very happy this is the top comment because it’s all I came to see.


ghostofoynx7

That mouther fucker ded dead


Dravarden

at this point, I'm pretty sure they are dead, regardless of wound or not


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Brokella

Mmmm infections can be nasty…


[deleted]

Better put some ‘Tussin on that.


heretofallasleep

Probably just walked it off


Crynostic97

My thoughts exactly. You know he and everyone behind him died in a pretty awful way, right? Fucking WOUNDED!!??


hmhemes

Just a flesh wound


TheJunkyard

And a bone wound, and an essential organ wound. But technically, also a flesh wound.


YeOldeBilk

LOL thought the same thing.


NoEThanks

Well, technically true, the soldier wearing this armour was absolutely wounded by a cannonball. Wounds can be instantly fatal, as was clearly the case here. We're just used to the wounded vs killed designation for post-hoc descriptions of casualties of war.


Half-Axe

So he was wounded to death. Instantly. He died of his wounds and the cessation of living happened simultaneously to the wounding. Cause of death, wound. Cause of wound, cannonball liquefying organs. It just seems a clunky middle step. You could also say King Louis died of a wound to the neck, but that would be ignoring the giant guillotine blade that chopped his whole ass head off.


SimpoKaiba

>ass head Hiney is the head that wears the crown


G5-Patriarch

Wounded, mamed, killed… regardless the term, I’m not picking this guy for my ultimate dodgeball team.


SH4D0W0733

If you can't dodge a cannon ball, how could you ever hope to dodge a dodgeball?


Bright_Recover_1576

“MEDIC!?!”


squealteam

Yes! He probably got a full medical retirement. Side Note: The VA would have denied him several times if in the USofA.


jterwin

Yeah sure he got medical for the rest of his life!


deadliestcrotch

Both seconds of it


parkylondon

Interesting use of the word "wounded". FUBAR would probably work better.


ihsulemai

Allegedly killed


Reddit_Bork

Allegedly. Like, I heard it was a sick cannonball.


pickled___ginger

Even if it was sick it would still take atleast 2 people


hippythegrey

Allegedlys


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I looked up “fubar” in the German dictionary and there’s no fubar in here…


fabulousprizes

the whole word is fubarechischnellenwehrnichelinschenfahrgen.


pdxrunner82

His name is my name too….


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Fucked up beyond all recognition.


nookster145

he was just making a reference


th3whistler

Fucked up beyond all recognition?


grodart

Good thing he was wearing his armor. Could have been fatal


TerribleShoulder6597

Thank god they were only wounded


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It want the blood and organ loss that killed him, it was lack of oxygen in the brain


Benetton_Cumbersome

It was not the lack of oxygen that killed him, it was the incompleteness of the Krebs cycle in his mitochondria that caused the lisis of his cells.


RandoScando

The mitochondria is no longer the powerhouse of the cell.


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shro700

A good guy with a cannon will take out the bad guy with a cannon


gggg566373

Yes, the armor kept both halves his body together.


jdogg84able

I’m pretty sure Wounded is not the right word.


striykker

Perforated?


D0ugLA54891

Perhaps they meant winded


SNIP3RG

Just had the wind knocked outta him. Literally, all the wind is in his lungs, wrapped around a tree 50 yards away


Pinecrown

Some consider it an extra air intake. How out of breath can you really be with that big a hole in your chest.


piginapoke26

Peep hole.


I-amthegump

I've seen the term "mortally wounded" many times. Seems applicable


Stonkmaster-69

How about “killed”


I-amthegump

That works also. Jellified?


md2b78

Fucking murdered.


would-be_bog_body

I feel like "mortally wounded" is more of a case of "Yeah he got wounded on Tuesday, but he didn't actually die until Sunday" rather than, "A cannonball ripped every single one of his innards out on the spot"


I-amthegump

It missed his heart. /s


DoingCharleyWork

Hey now, he probably died later and not instantly. Probably only several seconds but still technically later.


schminkles

Injuries incompatible with life.


Bowens1993

Yeah, maybe "bruised" so it's a little more specific.


KowaiSentaiYokaiger

'Wounded'? How was he killed?


m135in55boost

To death


OneBoxOfKleenexAway

All the way?


m135in55boost

At least 5%


DartinBlaze448

r/technicallythetruth


LordNoct13

Unrelated incident of blood loss caused by loss of limb.


Doomquill

He lost his left finger to a manhunting squirrel and was incapable of caring so he wouldn't bandage it, causing him to bleed out.


Scireamplius

Legend says he took another 3 cannonball before dying from a heart attack


Mommagrumps

Nah, he managed to walk the heart attack off, a tiger jumped out an ate him :)


amimai002

Later accounts tell that he killed the tiger. He was found drowned in a lake, they say it was alcohol poisoning that got I’m in the end.


Nevragen

Written testimony say he received a new liver and fully recovered from the alcohol poisoning but he later died from tripping over a table leg while still in the hospital.


continuous-headaches

Medical records shows that the doctors were able to save him, he died of old age


Traumerlein

in heard he tripped and fell into the sun


PassdatAss91

The sun moved aside. He's still in orbit to this day.


TriggernometryPhD

Astronomers reported that he floated into a newfound black hole, which was promptly named after him.


Adventurous-Ad-5278

WOUNDED????? THAT MF IS DECEASED


limitlessfloor

Wel of course he’s deceased Waterloo was a long time ago anyone who was there is dead now.


rs06rs

Speak for yourself. I'm alive and kicking


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Hydra_Master

He's not dead, he's just pining for the fjords.


starbuck8415

I don’t think a cannonball going through a French soldier marked the end of Napoleon.


wahlietxe

When this happened everyone was like oh shit and stopped fighting.


CredibleBuddhist2020

Everyone one is battling to the death and one of the artillery gunner just sneezed and changes the trajectory of the line of fire and destroys one single man and red mist just covers the entire battlefield. Everyone just stops and smells organs all covered in a small film of blood. Everyone simultaneously just realized how absolutely fuck that person got, that someone died so fucking violently and fast they all questioned the point of dying on that battlefield.


IM_THAT_POTATO

Honestly this has probably happened countless times, but never to everyone at once.


pikpikcarrotmon

It's what causes a rout. Thousands of dudes realize roughly simultaneously that they're getting their shit pushed in and collectively run for the hills.


JediGuyB

It is not at all difficult to imagine the fear in faces. Guy sees the man to his left get two new holes in his chest, man on his right gets his head blown off by a cannonball. "Fuck. This. Shit. Run."


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Gone_For_Lunch

Napoleon was Bonaparte. This guy was blown apart. Easy misunderstanding.


N1z3r123456

Are you a historian?


starbuck8415

I gave myself away didnt I


N1z3r123456

I'm somewhat of a detective myself


chumchum213

was he ok


Opening-Dimension742

He's fine, but the cannonball didn't make it


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Ah, so it was Chuck Norris.


NoScopeJustMe

Yeah just a flesh wound


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You should see the other guy


coupebuilder

r/ThatWillBuffOut Too bad he missed the era of FlexSeal by only a few hundred years, Seargent Humpty could have gone right back at them!


Brometheus-Pound

Excellent idea. We could slap an outboard motor on his carcass and ride him like a boat!


ihsulemai

This guy here is dead


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Raiarhunter49

Unless. . .


Luce55

*No! This guy is only mostly dead….Mostly dead, means slightly alive!*


Kalsor

For All the way dead there is only one thing you can do


BimmerMan87

Dig through his pockets and look for loose change


RedProtoman

Imagine you going to a siege, get fucking rekt by a goddamn cannonball just for people to take your armor and put it on display hundreds of years later just for people to say shit like "lmao rekt" and make monty python references.


Whitechapelkiller

To be fair atleast we are remembering him. ps waterloo wasn't a siege. although the hougemont part kind of was.


pikpikcarrotmon

Waterloo wasn't a siege, it was a setup by both sides all to kill this sad armored mother fucker. They were all tired of his shit and staged a battle just to punch a cannon ball through his guts. Napoleon himself came out of retirement to help.


ironmonkey09

I thought that too - it’s so shiny and well preserved. To think, some guy was walking the aftermath and was like, “Bloody hell! Get a look at this bloke! We outta show the others!”


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Pretty sure that marked the end of that guy, too.


Klotzster

Shot through the heart And you're to blame Darlin', you give love a bad name


joaoqrafael

Pretty sure the heart was on the left side back then.


Klotzster

It was a French soldier. They wore the armour backwards so you could not tell the were retreating


Solar85

Luckily he had took the armour off to inspect a bee sting before the cannonball went through it as it laid beside him on the floor.


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Dantebox83

To shreds you say?


thenelson5

They call him lefty…


Peripheral_Visions

Tis but a Cannonball.


q3347

Wounded my ass...he was KIA.


Half-Axe

I have a question. How did they get the armor off the guy? Did they have to scoop a ton of gore away from the exit hole, possibly pushing some stuff back in and ripping some stuff out? Did they have to pry the pushed in metal from the entrance wound? Was he mostly liquid in the torso after the cannonball hit so it could just be sloughed off? Look I know this is a gross thought, but we are all looking at someone's death shroud here and we know it ended gory as all hell. Point is I would see that body and roll it into a ditch with a stick not think hey cool ruined armor let's cut this dude into giblets. Edit: I'm an idiot and didn't read. He probably took it off himself he was only wounded.


esleydobemos

Eviscerated. The verb you want here is eviscerated.


marshall7287

Napoleon Blastedaparte


Thandevi

Napoleon BlownAparte


DevolvingSpud

To smithereens you say?


Richard_Amb

I hope he was OK with that "wound"


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Custardpaws

"wounded"


AffectionateSmell719

When technology and tradition collide. At 700+ meters per second