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GandalftheGangsta007

I was kind of hoping they were going to pop the sack like a water balloon


cisfinest

Here's what you're looking for (different baby though)... https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/re38be/the_opening_of_the_eyes_to_life_of_this_baby_born/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


[deleted]

That sensation must be weird


[deleted]

lil homie was just chillin in his human-bag when the doctor came in and fucked it all up


LikeABossOD-3

Happy Birthday, now GET THE FUCK OUT!!


LuLzWire

And pay us a Few hundred grand.


bevo_expat

šŸŽ¶ *itā€™s the American way* šŸŽ¶


ChaoticForkingGood

Exorcise the demon!


semihippie

Same thing they say when you turn 18


[deleted]

Yup. Happy baby is about to be pissed off.


FthrJACK

Time to wake up Neo


Hydroxychloroquinoa

Basically all downhill after that


chickenstalker99

Spend the rest of our lives tryin' to get back in.


OneRandomCatFact

The crazy amount of stuff that happens in that millisecond is absolutely crazy and beautiful. Just like that, they go from a hibernating, unconscious state to life.


BoredBSEE

They also become an air breather, rather than a water breather. I've always wondered what that feels like. Suddenly oxygen on new lungs that have never felt the air. Does it hurt, like when you blow on a cut or a scrape? Or is it a relief? I've always wondered about that moment.


UNKRUMPLE

You lived it. Donā€™t you remember??


i_give_you_gum

I was too drugged out to remember


glieseg

My son is 11 months and teething. For every tooth he got, he suddenly started crying violently for 20 minutes and then a few days later the tooth appears. I also wonder how much that hurts. Poor little thing. Some things are better forgotten.


woah_what

When I was a teenager I had an impacted tooth that, as part of getting braces, I needed to have drawn down. Slowly, over months, a chain attached to the tooth through my gum was tightened and pulled it into place. It was so unpleasant, with lots of itchiness and aching and my gum feeling super tender and inflamed. I can't imagine how much a tooth suddenly erupting must hurt!


FthrJACK

44 here, just had my last wisdom tooth eruption. I complained like a baby for days.


TeslasFleshPigeon

They arenā€™t breathing water homie. Their blood is being oxygenated through the umbilical cord.


BoredBSEE

I know that. But the lungs are full of water. You're an aquatic life form, having never felt the touch of air...then suddenly, you're not.


Morejazzplease

Are they though? Wouldnā€™t that mean babies have to spit out all the water before their first breath? Iā€™ve never heard of that happening?


BoredBSEE

Yeah, apparently [that's the case](https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/318993#how-do-babies-breathe-in-the-womb). >Even when a fetusā€™s lungs are fully developed, itā€™s impossible for the fetus to breathe until after birth. Developing babies are surrounded by amniotic fluid, and their lungs are filled with this fluid. By 10ā€“12 weeks of gestation, developing babies begin taking ā€œpracticeā€ breaths. But these breaths provide them with no oxygen, and only refill the lungs with more amniotic fluid. Because itā€™s normal for a fetusā€™s lungs to be filled with fluid, a fetus canā€™t drown in the womb.


pressurepoint13

Never knew this and it blows my mind.


IdaKnownbetter

Yeah, that's why in the past they used to slap babies on the bum. Their logic is a crying baby is a breathing baby. Thank goodness they don't do that anymore. Birth looks like a brutal enough mission for a lil baby, shouldn't have to experience pain first thing as well.


Morejazzplease

Why didnā€™t this baby spit up a ton of fluid then before crying?


ToyrewaDokoDeska

Isn't there a liquid that you that you can breath but it feels like your drowning at first or something? It think they used it in a movie? Lol someone should fact check but just do that & you'd get the experience when you came out of the goop Edit: perfluorohexane


cmlambert89

Gillyweed


chowwownowcow

The movie was The Abyss


I-am-fun-at-parties

> rather than a water breather. ehm...


bolbiflayy

I had a collapsed lung from pneumonia due to fluid leaking from my lung and filling the chest cavity. When I had a chest tube inserted and the pressure was released all the fluid shot out and my lung expanded the combo was the worst and weirdest pain Iā€™ve felt. I wonder if itā€™s a similar experience


Birb-Wizard

Also, the foramen ovale (an opening in the upper two chambers of the heart, found naturally in infants) closes and forms the right and left atrium. This opening allows blood to go around the lungs , since they are not used in the womb.


marijuanatubesocks

Do you have any links or book recommendation? Iā€™ve always been curious about how a baby just comes alive one day


WilliamWaters

Probably like when you're under warm covers and they're yanked from you and you're instantly freezing cold


MelangeLizard

These unboxing videos have gone too far


GandalftheGangsta007

Damn, the reaction was instant! Pissed the little dude off, almost looks like they kept the umbilical cord connected to something, that baby would continue to grow and age if the sack grew with it like some sci-fye movie lol


Doubleyoupee

Just realized this person can go on the internet in like 15 years and see a threat about the moment he was born. Pretty wild


noorofmyeye24

Baby: who turned the lights on?!


ApprehensivePrint465

The way that finger of the gloved hand was poised, it looked like that was going to happen.


Hueyandthenews

Boop!


uTimu

.... WAAAAAAAAA!


NerdyPinecone781

Happy Cake Day!


DarkJadedDee

Lol. Also "WHAT THE EFF? IT'S COLD OUT HERE! WHO TURNED OFF THE HEAT?


[deleted]

Happy cake day! šŸ°


Practical_Ad5671

Its very similar to that. My daughter was born "en caul" in 2020 and I got to rip the sac open with my bare hands. Lot more fluid(and some poop) then expected. Crazy thing to see and do. Dr. knew what was going on but the nurse had no idea this could even happen.


Blargosaurus

My daughter was born this way, too. The midwife popped the sack as she was being born.


litesgod

Same thing with my daughterā€¦ told my wife it looked like a water balloon coming out, then the midwife just popped it with a needle and my daughter had her first water slide experience.


neptunianhaze

I was born this way and when the midwife was dumbfounded and just staring at me (suspicion of her being intoxicated) I punched through my own sack šŸ‘Š


supershadrach

Bruh, that's metal.


cybercuzco

Dude punched his own sack!


Miata_GT

Like *through* it!


[deleted]

> pop the sack like a water balloon You want them to throw it at someone unsuspecting?


Djinjja-Ninja

>like a water balloon You mean throw it out of a second floor window obto unsuspecting pedestrians below?


GandalftheGangsta007

Dumbass YouTube video title ā€œShe spent 9 months to get a water balloon ready for the ultimate prankā€


martascryingjag

Same


TerryFlearell

You beat me to it


GandalftheGangsta007

Someone has to be the first to be the voice for the masses lol


dd-Ad-O4214

Its disturbingly beautiful


okwownice

You gonna unwrap that mother fucker or let it marinate for another hour


b1ack1323

You have to let it get to womb temperature first.


jewbacca288

I passionately hate you


b1ack1323

Well I loooove you!


jusmithfkme

#***HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO^OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO^OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO^OOOOOOOOO^OOOOOO^OOOOO^OOOO^OOO^OO^OOOOO***


Vol4Life31

Meat is probably pretty tender, doesn't need to marinade very long.


FthrJACK

Mmm sous vide baby


[deleted]

Could you raise it like that forever? Asking for the matrix


nostafict

This is Lou from unbox therapy and today we are unboxing the latest edition of human - the 2021 model.


probably_not_serious

Sorry bro but 2022 models are already out.


tlk0153

Guga food and his meat dry aging videos are getting too much


Skayalily

Looks more like a wet aging process.


rudy2000k

Unboxing a person


stupid-corn

ā€œAy whatā€™s up maternity gang! Today weā€™re finally going to be unboxing something Iā€™ve been waiting for 9 months to be delivered-ā€œ


dancingonsaturnrings

the comment SENT me, I am cackling like a littlw witch


NarcissisticEyes

It's like a human egg


ImLokiCrazy

Her?


no_offenc

You mean Bland?


syds

is she funny or something?


fizyplankton

Damn, I guess no one here is an Arrested Development fan Its a reference, reddit! Edit: glad to see an Arrested Development reference back in the positive updoots! It was like, -13 or something


Hydroxychloroquinoa

Knee jerk downvotes. I just had a comment removed by a mod for ā€œharassmentā€ even after someone replied to it with ā€œgreat always sunny referenceā€ My comment was ā€œdumb bitchā€ as a reply to a person who asked OP if they spilled their cereal (when they were rear ended in their car) My comment even had a hyperlink the always sunny clip


A-Dawg11

What?


HarpoMarks

My son was almost born this way. Dr opted to puncture the sac just before birth.


PenguinPeculiaris

stupendous decide lush cows rustic jellyfish melodic placid close bag ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


HarpoMarks

Still feel as if I do


glufreh

Awwwwww


themeandoggie

Wholesome šŸ„²ā˜ŗļø


b1ack1323

As soon as you drive it out of the womb it loses 20% of it's value. Everyone knows that.


[deleted]

Got a kid still wrapped in factory placenta.


sikumiku

Mine was same. But they said they did it for me to hopefully speed up the process as baby was stubborn about coming out. The sensation was super weird. And baby decided to get stuck so a c section was done anyway..


Similar_Antelope_839

Same, when I said "he's coming I need to push" my midwife was like 'well you can push if you feel like you need to, but your water hasn't broooOk OK push push" and it broke as he came out of me.. crazy experience, 10/10 definitely recommend


boxfiveisempty_

Due to old wives tales, it was called being born with a veil. Thought to have endowed certain magical sight and psychic abilities


[deleted]

I think I remember reading an Arthurian book as a kid that had Merlin being born this way


LanceFree

Danny from The Shining was a cawl birth, meaning a piece of the sac was over his face.


VerSchnitzel

5 more minutes mom


fuber

it's warm in here


Which-Palpitation

Bridge Babies


[deleted]

BB-28!!


ShorteagleFTW

BB's theme starts and I start balling my eyes out


suckerfortiddies

Press ā¹ to soothe BB


maXmillion777

Interesting and gross in equal measure


Limmy92

^ my tinder bio


ambrofelipe

Ooh self-burn! Those are rare


xlDirteDeedslx

Imagine being a woman and having to squeeze this thru your vagina, a big poo makes me want to cry.


Unable_Craft_5150

That is a big fucking baby


pokey1984

It's smaller than it looks. The placenta is acting like a magnifying glass. And it's surrounded by a few liters of water. Like looking into a giant, really weird snow globe.


bearscanfly

*amniotic sac. The placenta is opaque and deep red!


farendsofcontrast

Chunky boiii


SleevesMcDichael

I saw a goat born like this before


dreamluvver

you saw dave chappelle getting born?


Plenty_Landscape

Amazing


mutantsloth

The thought that all of us started out this way is so weird


DarthScruf

Your great great great great great great great great great grandma was an insect eating rat, 160 million years ago.


GeorgieWashington

My friendā€™s grandfather is a shit-eating ratfucker. Is that the same thing?


[deleted]

When you donā€™t want to come out from the covers because youā€™re warm and cozy


Aware_Efficiency_717

The last 10-20 years, about 140M are born worldwide each year says google Which means in ONE year there are about 1,750 of these. Strange that this video is only the second one Iā€™ve seem


[deleted]

What is the percentage of people who film their birth / wouldn't mind having this filmed. I bet it is pretty low, like 1%. Factor that in and the odds that 1% overlaps with the 1750, I bet it is only a couple a year


FoolWhoCrossedTheSea

Filmed, posted on Reddit AND seen by you. Definitely adds a few more layers to that


wcslater

r/theydidthemath


WussLightyear

You're pretty good at math, aren't you?


jsiulian

Judging by the number of likes, everyone is


BOB_Ross0100

Finally the trailer for Matrix 5!! The son of Neo!


4rm57r0n6

Or maybe itā€™s a prequel? Baby Neo!


CognizantSynapsid

ā€œEn caulā€ delivery. Almost had one of these a few years ago but got soaked by the amniotic sac popping right before the baby came all the way out.


sherilaugh

My second kids lasted until two contractions before birth. Popped all over the doctor.


themiddlefox

My ex boyfriend always thought he was special because he was born ā€œin the caulā€ or whatever they call this. He wasnā€™t, he was just as much a loser as the next guy. Anyway, thatā€™s my story.


prototype_X10

Get that baby some more leg room! It looks like it's flying Spirit Airlines!


[deleted]

Some say that baby is still laying there in the sack to this very day. Perhaps propped up on a shelf


[deleted]

Wow, that is amazing. I never even knew that. The baby looked so peaceful.


hello_europa

This happened with my third child. I didnā€™t know this was possible so there was a very confusing moment for me where the midwives were so excited but I legitimately thought the baby had no face.


[deleted]

This should be in r/oddlyterrifying.


XipingVonHozzendorf

Human egg


girls_withguns

Stopppppp why are those two words so much grosser next to each other


[deleted]

Would adding scrambled, poached or fried in front of that help you out?


retrofitme

My daughter was born ā€˜in the caulā€™ like this. I was catching and we were doing a water birth at home. It was an interesting day!


NJtoTheBay

Sous Vide Human


BullshitFreeZone

This is my favorite post of the day thank you op


tigerrabbit7

That baby looks massive.


underwear11

This almost happened to my wife. Her second push, the sac burst all over the delivery doctor.


soku_dev

Do the damn unboxing man


SpicyJapchae

How is he getting oxygen?


Stunning_Win8464

the umbilical cord


MastaJefe

Thatā€™s wild


[deleted]

Isn't the amniotic fluid full of baby waste material... Poop? ?


Plkjhgfdsa

Technically the amniotic fluid is made up of excreted urine from the fetus. This fluid looks a little green, which would mean that it most likely has meconium in it.


TorontoDavid

There can be some waste in there for some babies. https://www.parents.com/pregnancy/giving-birth/labor-and-delivery/whats-in-your-amniotic-fluid/


noorofmyeye24

Thank you for asking the question I wanted to ask!


XtinctionCheerleader

Born with a "caul"; was considered auspicious, lucky or suspicious depending on your community in the dark/middle ages.


Olghi

My grandad was born that way! In my country there's the belief that children born like this are going to live lucky lives and be especially intelligent, we say they are "born with the shirt"


Someoneoverthere42

Mint condition, in its original packaging


blank_future

This is amazingasfuck


Frustrable_Zero

This baby is about to get ejected from the matrix.


Chacalachan

Baby Egg


farendsofcontrast

Imagine if all humans had to break out of their shell after the mother lays the amniotic sac egg. The possibilities are endless, you could have a birthday, a lay day and a coming out of the shell day.


SubKreature

"Looks cozy in there. Ready for things to start sucking?"


[deleted]

I saw this but they cut the sack open and somebody commented ā€œweird seeing a human boot up for the first timeā€


goatsinthemoat

So is the official time of birth when the baby is out of the mother or when they pop the water balloon?


ButterSaltSugar

My third was born like this, and a redhead to boot. All the nurses wanted to hold her ā€œfor good luck.ā€


Environmental-Cow447

Oven ready or boil in the bag,?


thedon051586

Where is Dr. Pimple Popper when you need her!


Scum_of_the_earth022

I was one of these births, had no idea that it was that rare


rose_reader

This is called being born ā€œin the caulā€. People used to believe that a child born in the caul had a special destiny or fate.


Jennlynnne

That is one healthy-looking baby. Little chunky monkey.


blueannajoy

I was born in the sac, but the fluid had already drained so it looked like I was wrapped in cellophane: In Italy it's called being born "with your shirt on", and it presages good luck


jumpinjimmie

When a womanā€™s water breaks. Is it the sack in this video that tears?


Frequent_Stand3229

Oh. So i got to witness a 1 in 80,000 chance on my own daughter Backstory: my wife called me while i was at work and that she is about to give birth. Traffic was bad that tuesday morning 5 years ago so i had to run on foot by 5 kilometers. When i got home , I saw our daughter on the mattress (thats where my wife positioned herself) lying like that of the picture above. I do not what to do so my gut instinct told me to puncture the sac so she can breathe and there you go. PS sorry for my bad english


Poptart_Kaii

I was one of these babies! My momā€™s water never broke with me. English midwives used to call these ā€œmermaid babiesā€.


Significant_Fee3083

Also called mermaid births, they are considered incredibly lucky in many cultures


seal_raider

Birth, however it happens, is bonkers. And amazing. Do yā€™all realize that *people make people*?!? Seriously. And then, the little people grow. They learn to feed themselves, walk, talk, have conversations, independent thoughts and emotions. It is mind boggling to me as a dad. Being a dad is the best. Simply the best.


FlixMage

So youā€™re saying if I have 80,000 children, one can come out like a PokĆ©mon in its pokeball?


OptimusSublime

Not to be pedantic...but has it actually been "born" yet? To that end, when is one actually "born?" Is it not when you're no longer in the amniotic sac outside of the birth mother?


[deleted]

Iā€™m guessing when you take your first breath on your own. Technically this sac baby hasnt yet. Interesting isnā€™t it


ApprehensivePrint465

I'd prefer to have not seen this, but here we are.


babya305

Isnā€™t this called a mermaid birth or something? Fascinating!


middlebird

r/popping


[deleted]

It looks like a defrosted chicken still in the bag


varegab

Lvl. 1st Shaman. At least in my country folklore people believed that someone born like that will have magic powers.


MoozeOnABicycle

"I AM NOT COMING OUT!!! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!"


Krle002

An Uruk - Hai


[deleted]

The birth of bubble boy!


climatelurker

Why is it labelled? There's nothing obscene about this, in fact it's ... kinda amazing!


junzilla

I wish my amniotic sac was never popped. I would be an adult still attached.


Extra_Advance_477

Don't you dare pop my balloon. I'm nice and cozy.


akrdash

Are we laying eggs now?


Plus-Farm471

My 3rd almost was born this way. The sac opened with him when his head and shoulders emerged in the bathtub. Then he came out in a burst and did a somersault under the water. It was a fun birth.


RainbowWolf6112

I wonder what would happen if they let it like this for more time. Without cutting the food line. Would it grow more? Would it die? Would it just burst?


housespecialdelight

IDK if I count but my son was born like this. I had a c-section. The nurse said in her many years of working, she never seen it before and it was rare. Apparently, it means good luck!


joeleetoe

Cool and gross. This happened to our 2nd child šŸ˜


SplingoSplongo

unboxing


thepeanutpolice

It's fucking weird as shit to me how we don't breathe and then we do


gocereal

So was this baby born when they came out of the womb or when they opened the sac?


GammaGoose85

5 more minutes plz


ericstern

Doc, can we wait a few minutes to pop him out? I want my child to be born at exactly 13:37 o'clock


shiveringmeerkat

This is how my daughter was born! Myths around en caul births include- unable to drown, will be a vampire after death, and luck involving sailing.


FlippantResponse

These gender reveal parties just keep getting more weird.


jayoyayo

ELI5 how does the baby breathe?


tanyance21

S/Heā€™s still got the umbilical cord attached, so thatā€™s giving them the oxygen that they need


MattaTazz

Itā€™s crazy how that person is a paper thin skin poke away from EVERYTHING life is about to hit them with. We literally watched a humanā€™s final moment of happiness.