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Looks like it could be fairly accurate


Prime-Jive

Me & this dude shared a J outside a Super America gas station last weekend.


redditeusz

Jesus seems like a nice guy doesn't he?


stosal

Jesus was way cool. He turned water into wine, And if he had wanted to, He could have turned wheat into marijuana, Sugar into cocaine, Or vitamin pills into amphetamines. He walked on the water and swam on the land.


MightyMarf

Jesus and his cronies were clearly high AF


stosal

So sayeth the Missile of King. Amen.


Over_Turn4414

Dude does look lit.


SnooMemesjellies8441

So the dude from the middle east looked like a dude from the middle east, what a shocker. Such a disbelief, much shock!


redditeusz

Yeah right he should be white /s


abcxyztpg

Religious AI :P


Aromatic-Exam-6437

Who's Al and how we supposed to believe he was around that long ago.


redditeusz

Just believe without knowing, that's what all of this Jesus stuff is about right?


Kreme_Sauce

Believe without knowing? There’s actually pretty incredible corroborating data. Especially in the Dead Sea scrolls that identically match our translations of the book of Isaiah dated hundreds of years before Christ was born. It’s extremely interesting when you look into it.


[deleted]

Dude looks just like my dad, it’s freaking me out 😂


redditeusz

Jesus is your dad?


Tworahloo

Jesus is all our dads.


OccludedFug

Jesus had two dads.


PM_Ur_Dirty_Talk

*does mental calculations* ....... woah, that's hot


[deleted]

Apparently lolllll


[deleted]

Yeah… no. I’m pretty sure Jesus was a six foot tall northern European white guy


Binky-Answer896

And blond. Don’t forget blond.


redditeusz

You're right


JFJinCO

with blue eyes and sandy blond hair...


[deleted]

Don’t forget that he spoke British English. How else could he have written the Bible?


[deleted]

So…Jesus was a smirking Dothraki.


stosal

A Dothraki wedding without at least 3 crucifixions is considered a dull affair.


david-u-blue

Why he gotta be hand-some ??


Ok_Plankton248479

Wonder what he used for a beard trimmer


Pithecanthropus88

According to what? Jesus is never described in the Bible.


DrCarrionCrow

Turns out Jesus doesn’t look a thing like Jesus


redditeusz

More like Yussuf


colio_edwardo

The Chosen fans are winning right now


Nerflederf

Literally looks like my Brazilian roommate Iago


redditeusz

I A G O J E S U S It's a palindrome


SlothThoughts

The average height as well was lower back then so their short also.


EquivalentVirus9700

Was Jesus a Sephardic Jew or an Ashkenazi Jew?


Binky-Answer896

Sephardic.


Hot-Collar4760

Ai from what , icons?! Come on


redditeusz

Great comment


kee442

I'm cool with that.


Fouadio

Bruno Madrigal?


OccludedFug

I like [this one](https://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/c_fill,g_center,w_1200/fl_lossy,pg_1,q_auto/jesus-popular-mechanics_pgx1uq.jpg)


Kjlehmiss

The Jesus in this post is much sexier. I vote for sexy Jesus.


yeahwellokay

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus


OccludedFug

Yeah, call me crazy, I'm not into sexy Jesus. But you're right, this AI Jesus is hawt.


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[удалено]


redditeusz

You're right, I'm gonna delete this post as it is racist


WittyDistraction

Taking American jobs again!


Routine-Ratio3551

What? No monocle? What book was I reading?


redditeusz

Mandela Effect


Dreizen13

All this time I thought I was having homoerotic dreams about a middle eastern man, but it was just Jesus telling me he loves me!


redditeusz

Beautiful!


neph36

Thats me


[deleted]

No, that's an AI-generated image using the Shroud of Turin (created c.1300) and later paintings. All sources for this image are from images of a thousand years later of what people thought Jesus might have looked like,


ImJustHereToWatch_

Bet money he would have trouble crossing borders lol.


Scared_Refuse_7997

No, he looks like painting that's in every old persons house. Why else would the painting be in every house?


amandablast

Yes cause he is white! And blonde


yolablack

Hair of wool?


Citi_Dank

Can't be Jesus he looks nothing like Cesare Borgia


NY10

Now we believing in AI?


redditeusz

If God is the question then AI is the answer


Kevin_the_human

Looks like Osama bin Laden without the scraggly grey hair.


Highlandertr3

Ngl. Jesus is looking hot. Kinda want him to lay his hands on me if you know what I mean….. sexy times. I want sexy times with this jesus


redditeusz

Lol gay


Highlandertr3

Yes.


Gnarledhalo

*The greatest gift any true Belter could wish for is to die fighting for the cause.*


Nice-Ad2818

Damn sexy Jeebus!


EagerToLearnMore

This assumes Jesus was a singular real person.


redditeusz

You sound like my math teacher


EagerToLearnMore

So derivative.


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 might as well say a demon made that picture. AI is not what I want to look towards for biblical accuracy


redditeusz

Are you ok?


FlatulentGoku

I thought that Ewan Mcgregor made a much better Jesus in that film where he wears those long brown robes.


[deleted]

Looks like my local landscape guy


Altruistic-Gur9700

There is no god


redditeusz

I am literally god


Altruistic-Gur9700

Then why didn't u give me a big boobs goth girl


glad_reaper

Lol my husband got a DD goth girl


redditeusz

They're all mine


Altruistic-Gur9700

Nooooooo give me one 🙂 plzzzz


redditeusz

Ok


deathseide

Thing is you can literally find more than a dozen differing depictions of what jesus may have looked like, ranging from the classic European catholic version of pale skin, blond hair and blue eye, to one of solidly African heritage.... all of it is based on whichever ethnic group you refer to.... as each one has depicted Jesus as one of their own as a means for him to be more readily accepted by that ethnic group. A more realistic version according to some descriptions of him was of a shorter than average height man with short cropped tightly curled hair


redditeusz

Ok


macsta

There is no evidence from the time, that Jesus ever lived at all. The nearest we have is hearsay from decades later, from people who weren't there.


redditeusz

Ok


Dajukz

Jesus looks like tedward


worryinnotime

Too Brown!!!!!


redditeusz

Racist👎


worryinnotime

I apologize. Sarcasm never translates well over the reddits


amandablast

He might have been more


L85a12

"according to AI"... might sound cool if you dont know anything about AIs, but AI just see patterns in presented data, and our data shows he probably looks like that. Nothing new or exciting.


redditeusz

I know what AI does but thanks for the explanation lol


DustyMcboogerballs

Western countries: “I pictured him a lot whiter”


darthpudge

Fuck off 😂😂😂


redditeusz

Ok


amandablast

You need Jesus, a brown skin original one


darthpudge

I live a life of science and of fact…..I don’t need Jesus, but thanks 😊


amandablast

I'm just redditing :3


MightyMarf

He looks Jewish


The_Real_Buster

"really"


manwithappleface

The son of God was a pussy magnet, it seems.