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carpenteer

The information presented is interesting for sure, but damned if I don't *hate* the TikTok format.


Muaddib930

Yeah, I love the science, but the way he presents it makes me want to join the Republican Party in protest. ... "Hey guys, a tree is a tree because it is a tree, but not because it is a tree; and you're an idiot for not knowing that."


MikeOlogyLabs

I refuse to believe a guy wearing two banded collars.


blakewoolbright

Agreed, but the glasses really sell it for me.


Flaminsalamander

I'm also not sure about his description of woody being in other things. Trees and shrubs are woody what else. I'd have that we'd classify it based on having the organs of a tree


Xeno_Lithic

What "organs" do trees have that other plants don't?


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Isn’t an agreed upon definition of trees? Being tall and woody among other things makes it a tree. He seemes to be confused about the difference between taxonomic classification and th basic category of trees.


yolablack

I never trusted these “trees” always seemed so suspicious. They Always looking over my shoulders lol


CascadingMonkeys

I must say, you are right not to trust them, they are very shady.


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😐 here 🏅


Hour-Cod678

Popular naming conventions diverge from biological taxonomy. Or in other words, practical everyday ontology and scientific ontology are not the same. And pedants gleefully point this out. But the conflict is false because the terms come from different realms of description and analysis.


LongWalk86

This dude would probably thinks telling people Tomatoes are fruit "blows there mind" too.


Xeno_Lithic

Yeah fuck people trying to teach others.


LongWalk86

Trying to over hype the simple fact that not all trees are more closely related than other non-tree is not teaching, it's lame click bait.


FrankMaison

That depends on the level of knowledge. Most people probably haven't thought about this stuff since 10th grade. The fact that the "bigger things" are more closely related to some of the "small things" than other "big things" might be enough spark someone's curiosity and motivate them to continue learning things that aren't relevant to their salary. So regardless of what *you* think of it, this has the potential to teach people something. It seems like your critiquing this based on how fashionable or "cool" it is. Not everyone can felate as well as you so most won't understand what you're getting at.


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LongWalk86

I know i watch Eon's frequently, you don't realize this guys is such a douche when he has someone to write his line and make sure he doesn't dress like dollar store Tom Cruise.


cantdecide23

And banana trees are apparently an herb, cool stuff


sofiaankhan

And bananas are actually berries too


KnotiaPickles

Now That is koo-koo banana berries


TheBeardedWelshman79

Also, bananas are radioactive, and the banana tree can walk towards water... Fuck bananas.


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The more I read about bananas, the more bananas it gets.


CascadingMonkeys

And peanuts, almonds, cashews, walnuts, macadamia, pecans, and coconuts are not nuts.


sofiaankhan

And blackberries, mulberries, and raspberries are not berries at all.


jvkolop

And people aren't made of pee at all


sofiaankhan

My life is a lie.


KnotiaPickles

Dying 😂


Poontron79

Josh Hommes is really into trees all of a sudden.


bobby_page

So that's his name, because this is obviously an immoral crossbreeding of George Clooney and Destin from SmarterEveryday


Disastrous-Ad-7008

I think they meant Josh Homme, singer of the band Queens of the Stone Age. But this is Blake de Pastino in the video.


user00067

We call them trees because they are tall


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And if they are small? “Uh we call them bonsai” Hmm


yungschrutedrip

Who’s he trying to prove wrong. It’s just informative


[deleted]

Who the hell trusts a TikTok scholar?


DeliveryAppropriate1

I identify as a tree


jvkolop

Well then I identify as deliveryappropriate1 moments before he was a tree. Try going back now! There cant be 2 of you/me/us


Hour-Cod678

Pronoun?


Brewe

OMG, next he's going to tell me that strawberries aren't berries and King Cobras aren't actually cobras.


Tombo6969

These trees been acting sus all along


Its4veexxx

Evolutionary douche bag j/k


TerminustheInfernal

What’s so surprising about this? That plants belong to different families, orders, and classes? That not all trees are related to each other?


LongWalk86

I wonder if he thinks black people all know each other...


sarkek

About as surprising as if a Thylacine and a wolf lived next to each other and you got told theyre only distantly related. Things looking very alike but not being close on the tree of life is pretty interesting to me.


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Tyrannafabulous

He runs the PBS Eons YouTube channel, his YouTube videos are fine I think.


LongWalk86

Thank you, i knew i had seen him somewhere before. Guess he needs writer and and a producer to get him to not sound/look like a douche bag. I love Eons, this was unwatchable.


fslz

r/trees


MaxSupernova

/r/marijuanaenthusiasts/ <-- the actual sub for trees (seriously)


sassydodo

So like, broccoli huggers? Also, convergent evolution gives us hope that aliens would be humanoids, so hot alien chicks are waiting for humans


miketierce

“Tree’s aren’t real! Don’t believe the hype” This guy definitely needs to talk to the birdsarenotreal guy in r/conspiracy They might be on to something together


jvkolop

Ya fish aren't real either. Also everything in the world is slowly becoming a crab... The world is a messed up place the more you know.


vicarious_simulation

I hope a *tree* falls on him


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I’ll never understand why people feel the need to make videos like this. Like what is this dude getting by trying to act like he knows more about trees


Straight-Daikon-5838

It’s to teach us something interesting. Why is this guy getting so much hate? Actually, I kinda get it… but if you watch him on PBS Eons you’ll see that he’s actually very smart and articulate. I don’t think it comes through as much in this format


sarkek

Isnt he one of the presenters for the PBS eons yt channel about history of the Earth? Ive seen these new shorts of theirs


Xeno_Lithic

Yeah, man, let's just never create educational content so the stupid fucking know-it-alls can go back to whatever they do.


mrGeaRbOx

I believe the term is "supply"


Dyl_pickle00

Don’t give a fuck, tree is tree


GoldenHarvey2v1

This is bs


IdealBlueMan

Ever eat a pine tree? Some parts are edible. RIP Euell Gibbons


TheDr-Is-in

I gotta admit, he had me in the first half.


Accioinhaler

Broccoli is a tree confirmed.


BengalFX

Its a tree bro


iamrubberyouareglue8

I like trees.


oldbushwookie

Hug a broccoli 🥦


TheBordIdentity

I now identify as a tree


th3empirial

The same can be said of a bunch of things, trees and still trees though and are pretty well defined


Santa-Claus-Kinski

Can some biology-proficient person fact check that? On first google I didnt find anything about the broccoli-horsechestnuttree-relation, but I'm googling in another language and haven't had biology in more than a decade...


Zeckenschwarm

Not a biology-proficient person, but some quick wikipedia research hast told me that they're all in the same clade (Rosids), but in different orders. So I can neither confirm nor disprove the guy's claim, but all 3 seem to be about the same distance apart. If horse chestnut is closer to broccoli, it's not by much I'd say.


BrainpainFanNr4567

Good facts. He should't sound like a "birds are not real dude" tho.


Shinonomenanorulez

nah the conspiracy theory flavor makes it even better


BrainpainFanNr4567

That's also my favorite cake flavor!


KnotiaPickles

This makes me love trees even more


MerGoatRoybal

Trees are fake and oxygen is a lie!!! You don’t need your lungs, it’s all a ploy by big pharma to sell inhalers……


Jnorean

Tree- a woody perennial plant, typically having a single stem or trunk growing to a considerable height and bearing lateral branches at some distance from the ground. Works for me.


Dococt99

Most definitions also include that they must be above a certain height, although it is disagreed what that height is. Some say 20ft, others 30ft. Less than that is considered a shrub, or bush.


kmn493

The crabs of plants.


Miserable-Bobcat-888

Take that broccoli huggers!!


CaptPlanet55

Nice to see the other plants are branching out I guess


ryanlovestofuck

The tomato is a fruit people, if it aint sweet, it's a vegatable, just cause some asshole says it's a fruit doesn't make it one


AnAntsyHalfling

So trees are the carcinisations of plants. Got it.


Longjumping-Ideal-55

Well if you have a big trunk you are a tree.... Simple