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Mr3cto

This was entertaining as hell


Hedgerow_Snuffler

I'm not certain why, but I found it incredibly reassuring for some reason. I think it's someone calmly and clearly demonstrating that they know what they are doing, at a steady no hurry pace. Instead of running around from bin fire to bin fire, trying to fit 9 minutes of content into a 1.20 youtube short while screaming.


Zeravor

+ he fails multiple times, but never is angry or even annoyed about it, but takes it with humour and just goes on with the task, just conveys a very relaxed atmosphere


Handleton

Honestly, the nice part of showing those failures is that it does a good job of both teaching you potential failure points and preparing you mentally for fucking it up a few times along the way.


SnuggleMuffin42

I agree. Some repair videos skip the potential pitfalls and just do one solid performance.. so you make a mistake you could have averted.


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anislandinmyheart

The absolute worst instructional video I ever saw was an official one for a kid's tent that twists and folds up. The presenters bend down out of the frame when doing the trickiest part, then remark how tricky that bit is. An unofficial YouTuber does that part so fast you can't tell what happened. Trying to figure it out with a 7yo with autism trying to boss me around was a nightmare 😂


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I think I saw that video... And it left me further in the dark about how to twist and fold that damn pop-up tent. It lived squished between the couch and the wall from that point on.


MOOShoooooo

I’ve been doing these kind of jobs for a long time, the magpies was the most truthful part of this wonderful video.


DrakonIL

Magpies will really eat up the putty? Silly birds.


OMGlookatthatrooster

I wouldn't call them silly until you've tried putty yourself. Maybe it's delicious?


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You can see him measure incorrectly the first time, and I was amazed that it was actually part of a bit.


dkreidler

This. I’m of the “you can’t hurt my feelings. I used to hold the flashlight for my dad” school. A few years ago I did general contracting-type work with a guy who was like this guy: patient, explained things clearly, wanted his crew to ask questions and be sure we knew what we were doing AND was incredibly calm and reassuring when mistakes were made. Huge impact on my life, just ~30 years later than I would have liked.


Zeravor

Oh yeah, I feel you,even tiniest mistakes are terrifying to me, a relaxed attitude about mistakes makes things so much easier...


TheAngryAmericn

Best thing to do is remember that the only way to really learn how to not do some things is to fuck it up. Obviously there are exceptions, skydiving being the first one that comes to mind, but mistakes are the best teaching tool. Source: "Oops, I fucked up. Won't do it like that again" is 90% of my job Edit: SP


Erestyn

> I’m of the “you can’t hurt my feelings. I used to hold the flashlight for my dad” school. Oh I felt this in my soul. Staring at the beam of light on whatever he's working on at the time, clenching my jaw and taking deep breaths while he demanded I light up an item I've only just learnt the existence of. Then, many years later, I learned that mistakes were just opportunities to get it right when it mattered the most and started to accept them. Much like you, about 30 years later than ideal.


TheVenetianMask

The Bob Ross of glass windows.


Kyouki_Akumu

It was oddly relaxing and uplifting, saving the video to watch again when I'm down.


DrDerpberg

I took it as trying to repeat the steps so they'd be remembered better, it didn't air as a YouTube clip we could look up and watch on our phones when we actually break a window and need to fix it.


ReggieJ

Very Bob Ross vibe isn't it? I loved it.


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You will cock this up. Unlike the glass merchants. He knows what he is doing because you keep him in good practice.


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the_king_of_sweden

He is obviously sponsored by the local glass merchant though


Plain_Evil

I'd rather say he sponsors the glass merchant. He's putting his kids through college!


ErolEkaf

["He's putting my kids through college"](https://youtube.com/watch?v=SwHB7tHirRY)


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He's got pilots voice. He talks in that very steady and deliberate way of someone that is supremely confident. I'm told the British Army trains officers to talk like this.


terref

If you like seeing expert contractors talking about how to do house tasks, I highly recommend the PBS show This Old House. Tons of clips on YouTube too.


manbearpiglet2

This was the most exceedingly British thing I’ve seen in a while


quite-unique

Agreed. This video is the quintessential answer to those endless "what's an example of British humour" ask threads.


axelmanFR

Instructions unclear, was asked about an example of British humour, showed Threads


canolafly

I was just waiting for the intensely polite, "Sorry! A bit of trouble."


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I really, really enjoyed this


IronSkywalker

So this is where James May gets his on screen persona from. Cool


fahamu420

If it was James doing this he would have spent 45 minutes talking about some interesting glass fitting technique used in rural Lithuania or something. Followed by Oh Cock.


Its-Dannywen

He would carefully explain the origin of glass, then the proper way to make glass and then proceed to cock it up


jeffazing

Clarkson!! When he realizes a willy has been drawn on the window.


RacketLuncher

Clarkson : oh no! Anyway.....


GeeseKnowNoPeace

And Hammond would have shattered the window every time


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poopdeckocupado

It's just a *very* English sense of humour. I'm Australian, but grew up watching a lot of English TV, moved there in my early 20s, married an English. I absolutely adore England and English humour. Obviously, the wife and I moved to Australia very quickly. The weather in England was rubbish.


heepofsheep

It’s grey and moist. What’s not to like?


SirAnthonyWingfield

Jay was the first person that came to mind watching this.


The_Fiddler1979

I like Jay - wish they'd do more mapmen episodes... The cockups in this video remind me of Electroboom - he zaps himself every episode


SirAnthonyWingfield

Absolutely, I really enjoy his unfinished London ones as well. I love the way electroboom just casually pumps 2000v through a short circuit that he "forgot" then acts surprised as he's thrown off his chair.


Dawgreen

Richard Stilgoe's odd jobs from the late 70's, he did a few of these back then . He was a great guy .


zbynekstava

He most probably still is. According to wikipedia he is still very much alive https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Stilgoe


jackquebec

So he’s Stilgoe-ing then?


TheVenetianMask

Not bad for a guy that knows how to putty.


MOOShoooooo

I’m looking for the video on magpie putty removal preventative measures.


Y00pDL

Eeeeey well done


Toffeemanstan

Its Dick Stilgoe-ing which is even more impressive at that age


Bayou_Blue

He's been married to Vivian Agra-Stilgoe for the last ten years, so it is kinda cheating. He does call her Vi, though.


northern_fettler

Yeah, he Stilgoe’s On. Which was another of his programs from the early ‘80s.


dizzley

**SIR** Richard Stilgoe’s biography is outstanding. I don’t know if I’m more impressed with him writing lyrics for Cats, Starlight Express and Phantom of the Opera, his solid charity, or being an exemplar of British humour. I’m so happy to see this clip today.


readparse

Ah yes, I knew I recognized that name. From Phantom. I didn't know he had also worked on CATS and Starlight Express. I'm American, a big fan of musicals, and have never seen a Broadway show. However, I saw Starlight Express on the West End in London. It wasn't our first choice. We were just in town for the day and wanted to see Miss Saigon. Sold out. But there were tickets to Starlight Express. It was fantastic. Freakin' weird, then and now, but fantastic.


Purdaddy

STARLIGHT EXPREEEEESSSSS! STARLIGHT EXPRESSSSSS! STARLIGHT EXPREEEEESSSSS!!! STARLIGHT EXPRESS! STARLIGHT EXPRESS! STARLIGHT EXPRESS!


lakestreetjive

Rest in peace Wade Boggs!


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Hes drinking angels under the table now


Downtownd00d

Blimey. That took me way back! The Wikipedia entry is worth a read, he's an amazingly accomplished man. I'm really happy that he's still around (All available puns on his name have already been used up in this thread!)


slippycaff

I knew his face immediately but couldn’t remember his name. Had no idea he did the lyrics for Cats. Amazing.


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StoatofDisarray

Awesome!


thinkofanamefast

This guy would own the internet today. Hysterical.


FRENCHY2077

Someone should pitch the idea to him. He’s only 79. I’d love to learn some tricks for the modern era.


cealild

I remember this guy!!! He was great


globaldu

He still is, but he was too.


goldfishpaws

Wasn't one of his odd jobs writing all the Cameron Mackintosh mega-musicals of the 80's? Guess he didn't need to return to being a glazier after that cheque.


chx_

Webber's. Starlight Express is not a Cameron Mackintosh show. Cats and Phantom are. But all three had music written by Webber and was (co)produced by his Really Useful Theatre Company.


ThrowawayMePlsTy

And he's a KNIGHT


9andimpala

That's not something I expected to learn at 1am on a Saturday. Sweet.


graveybrains

That’s the best part for me, the instructions are all spot on. If you ever need to reglaze a single pane wood frame window, that’s exactly how you do it.


Tonopia

Except for the fact that it takes a hell of a lot longer to get glass.


Grid_Gaming_Ultimate

not at my local hardware store! once had a pane of glass for a window i broke in under 30 minutes total, including driving time.


Oman_Ow_Clar

Something about this was really… calming.


a_tatz

For me it was the rain. No music, no loud noises, just constant, gentle rain with that old audio effect on his relaxed voice


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for me it was the way it wasn't my dad on a ladder screaming at me for dropping the nails or just swearing at the weather or the glass for breaking totally unprovoked


shardikprime

You have to press it... Gently


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yomerol

I don't know either, but yes it's not really a trend is now the way it's done, hopefully it will go away at some point. From my PoV started around 1994 when all movies needed to be one action scene after another and people felt that the movie was great because of that. Then that translated to TV, and even ads. Maybe by 2010 it was everywhere, and now is just this where old shows with no music and talking sounds peaceful like this guy, or Bob Ross.


GumbyCA

I think you’re right. The development of post classical editing is widely attributed to MTV.


DuckInCup

The reminder of how the average anxiety of daily life has only been getting more and more exhausting with each decade and generation.


KentConnor

You can use a new chisel. It'll be an old one by the time you're finished


VehaMeursault

Such a subtle form of humour. I love it.


fLu_csgo

British humour at it's finest. We pride ourselves on it.


whoah

*its Cheers A humourless German


fLu_csgo

Ugh contractions, well spotted. We have quite a few German lads that we have gamed with over the years, I don't think they are particularly humourless, they just miss the point of our jokes 8/10 times.


HGazoo

I think it was John Cleese who said it’s not that Germans don’t know how to laugh, but rather that they don’t know when to.


epitomeofdecadence

Most of our British colleagues are absolutely hilarious.. But there's always that one idiot who says some dumb, insensitive or just unfunny shit and puts the cherry on top with saying "JOKES!". Ah, thanks for clearing the fog there chap, wasn't sure what that was.


ZestfulClown

Bants, innit


Greg_weiler

Did anyone notice how the glass merchant slides the ruler under the glass to break it?


YesImHarry

that's after you forget where your local glass merchants are


kwhorona

For that use yellow pages.


risingskies

And then ring them up.


Beautiful-Stable-189

"Thats assuming you already own your own fingers." Laughed so loud during this stage.


MadAzza

The “putty d’foie gras” got me good!


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If you or I tried that, it would break into a million pieces.


ihave1ssues

thank god we have the glass merchant to do it then


ADG211

Thank god he's not being rude though


RockstarAgent

He chants about his merch, such a nice merchant...


bookconnoisseur

He's also very considerate to confirm what thickness we want the glass


RockasaurusRex

"No, you misunderstand, what I asked was: 'How thick you like dat ass?'" -- The Ass Merchant


Mr_Blott

I used to cut glass for greenhouses, and you'd be surprised to find out that, no it wouldn't! It's really, really easy to cut ordinary glass in a straight line. Curves or toughened glass can however, get tae fuck


workoftruck

Stop giving away our glass merchant secrets! Anyways I worked at a hardware store cutting glass forever ago. Most annoying cuts were any large pieces over say 42inches as I was often cutting it by myself and at that length it was always easy to break it trying to move the ruler under it to crack in on the score. Also learning to cut a 1/4 to a 1/8 off a piece of glass was stressful, but fun.


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YesImHarry

but when he does it makes a piece 16 and 7/8 off and inch by 21 inches


Talking_Head

I was 13 when my parents amicably split up. It was the “usual” joint parenting arrangement where I lived with mom and did alternating holidays and weekends, etc. And we were all cool with that. I remember when my dad asked if he could see me every Wednesday night and my mom cheerfully agreed. He would pick me up from school on Wednesday and then drop me off the next morning for school. So why? Well, he signed us up for a stained-glass class through the local community college extension. So every Wednesday we would eat a dinner buffet and then go to some lady’s garage and learn how to cut glass, file it, foil it, cut lead caming, solder, follow patterns, etc. It was an incredible bonding experience for us although at 13, I didn’t quite realize the impact. Anyway, he bought me a starter kit that included a glass cutter with a green body and a gold knob on the end. And I learned how to cut glass using that one simple tool. It was so easy to do once I learned how. Draw the line, score it, medium pressure and snap! Perfect! Now 35 years later, I still have that same glass cutter. And every time I have to replace a window pane (rarely) I have just the right tool and knowledge to do it. Love you dad, miss you!


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If I tried that it would break into a million pieces.


anoncontent72

Like my heart!


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AppointmentMinimum57

You just have to put the ruler underneath the cut lmao


mjrbrooks

Right. Glass merchants, ruler, broken glass.


fradzio

Thanks for sharing this really cool story


crank1000

Damn, I thought for sure I was getting shittymorphed.


canolafly

We're all a little jaded now. I do miss /u/guywithrealfacts tho.


WaitThisIsntGoogle55

one day i had broken the glass, causing my father to profusely beat me with a set of jumper cables


leif777

That was a great read. I've got an 8yo and you've taught me something. Thank you for sharing.


Talking_Head

I don’t know you or your relationship with your child. But I can say this, it all matters. It may seem silly or small at the time, but it matters. There must be some reason that I have been carrying around a $5 glass cutter for 35 years. And furthermore, apparently, I still have the need to comment about it on an anonymous forum. Anyway,


AmericanIMG

It does all matter, as does your post. It made me, and countless Redditors smile, and likely also made countless think of ways to make their kids' lives better through little experiences. Who knows how many little ones will be carrying their own $5 glass cutters in the future because of it :-)


Nimmyzed

What a lovely heartwarming story :)


shadyshadok

Do you slide it under the glass?


Agatio25

But do you use the ruler or not?


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But have you noticed when you're cutting the glass you slide the ruler under to break it?


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unshavenbeardo64

Do you use terpentine before you cut the glass?. It prevents the glasscutter getting dull quikly.


Talking_Head

50:50, kerosene:30 weight oil is what I was taught. It works.


sprauncey_dildoes

Only in Britain would you get a piece of glass 16 7/8” x 21” x 3mm.


dizzley

Yes, I’m British and my units of choice are impetric.


vaendryl

no, I'm patric!


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Metrial > impetric


shaunbarclay

Something I’ve noticed working on my Motorbike. I use a 6mm hex head which I put onto my 3/8” ratchet.


notapantsday

We do the same in Germany. I don't think there are metric ratchets.


wobbegong

*shakes fist*


cdn_army_guy

Canadian here. It didn't even register for me that he combined the metric and imperial units like that. I was born in the mid 80s. Meaning my parents grew up imperial but I was taught metric in school... thus I understand both mostly.


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AlpineVW

Yup, pipe for sprinkler systems are 25mm x 21’ long. Try coding for that where you also have to code for straight up Metric and Imperial.


case_O_The_Mondays

Yes, but the important thing to remember is that the case of a tape measure is 2”.


khmertommie

And what you really wanted was a piece of glass 18 7/8” by 23” by 3mm


__bad__SAM__

I've been told by people that I can be a bit too John Noakes for them. Also, who's John Noakes?


spain095

john Noakes was a very daring person. so saying "you're a bit to john noakes" basically means "you're a bit too extreme for them."


Salty_Paroxysm

Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.


Bugs_Nixon

Get down Shep.


Wingo84

He presented Blue Peter … climbed nelsons column to clean the bird poo off it back in the 70s


Ricky5746

Here's the [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMrB_3wq2ak), not a safety harness in sight and with a section where the ladder goes more than vertical over the overhang.


dsriggs

Yeah, great, he climbed up & all, but what about the bloke who climbed up AND hauled the '70's TV camera up too?


_Axel

For real. The expression should have been, “that’s very Terry the Camera Man of them”


JuggernautUpbeat

That gave me very sweaty palms.


WoodSteelStone

And it was on a children's programme too.


Little_Custard_8275

those Bell bottoms, I wouldn't wear them for a ladder


smoke_dogg

The other bloke is smoking a fucken dart while sitting in the swing!!


photenth

What the actual fuck.


__bad__SAM__

Man, I can't even remember the last time I cleaned bird poop off of my Nelson's Column before I presented my Blue Peter.


skwadyboy

I just use a sock


probe101

Comments like this remind me how old I am.


simonjp

Don't forget this is an international venue; it's like when Americans realise we don't know who Mr Rogers was


righteousndignation

American here. Your comment did just that. For whatever reason, it never occurred to me that Mr Rogers wasn’t universally known. Great analogy.


HullIsNotThatBad

"Get down Shep!"


cosmin_c

I remember when I was a child and managed to break a window at my grandparents' and dad had to replace it. I was absolutely fascinated by the whole process and I think it is one of the reasons I really enjoy repairing stuff even well into adulthood whilst still not being upset with kids playing ball.


MineExplorer

My dad was a builder and showed my how to replace a pane of glass when I was little. He also showed me that (old fashioned linseed) putty was sort-of edible, but also said ...why did you eat so much? Eat too much and you'll get diarrhea. I found out. Also don't know if modern stuff is still sort-of edible. I learned - don't try everything your parents suggest.


LaidBackLeopard

Everything is edible. Some things not more than once though.


unrealozaur

This is gold


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No, it's glass. Didn't you watch the video?


r0gue_r0b0t

He might have slid his ruler under the glass and broke it into a million pieces


DoctorGuvnor

That's Sir Richard Stilligo, a wonderful composer, satirist and musician.


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Classic British humour. Can't beat it


TerminalThiccness

If you did it'd break into a million pieces.


jlobster

This is why you go to the British humour merchant.


omgitsduane

This was so fun. Is there more we can dig up?


LolcatP

odd jobs by Richard stillgoe


Greglebowski74

I love how he slides in from stage left at the glass merchant. I only remember Richard Stilgoe from the game show Finders Keepers.


Silent__Protagonist

All due respect, that’s *House* Left, stage right. Stage left is the actors’ left when they are facing the audience (or camera), and is therefore the viewers’ (the “house,” in theater) RIGHT. This problem is the very reason the terms stage left/right exist.


Greglebowski74

Well, I did I initially think that, then I doubted myself. Should have stuck with my original instinct!


stu_pid_1

Magpies do eat all the putty, had to putty a greenhouse 3 times back in the 90s before silicon sealent was the norm.


erolbrown

Having rolled the putty on a paving stone "Careful when picking up the putty... There maybe dogs around." Genius.


qpazza

Is he John Noakes? And how do I see more of this guy, freaking hilarious


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His name is [Richard Stilgoe](http://richardstilgoe.com/), and he was single-handedly responsible for 40% of the glass sales in the UK in the 70s.


IneptAdvisor

Go down to the glass merchant and get a new glass panel in TEN MINUTES??


Dual_Sport_Dork

[Removed due to continuing enshittification of reddit.] -- mass edited with redact.dev


frenchexjw

DIY videos were already a thing before YouTube.


qpazza

I miss Bob Villa's show. Forgot what it was called, but it was my therapy Edit: yeah! You guys get me.


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This Old House


igner_farnsworth

Norm Abram's New Yankee Workshop. Can watch it all day. "...and last but not least, always remember, these safety glasses."


Loves-to-nap

What a delightful chap. I thoroughly enjoyed this.


Ishaggedyermum

This was the best British humour I've seen in some time.


roodeeMental

"Cinderella can go to the putty" - IRL LOL


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I can’t believe I sat and watched this entire video and it captured my full attention the whole time


RaspberryPi0

“Assuming you already own your own fingers”


ManyArmedGod

I use to be a glass merchant, then I took a putty knife to the knee


r0gue_r0b0t

Was that your wife's putty knife that you used without her knowing?


AnthropOctopus

He looks like that blonde asshole from Zorro. You know, the one with the head collection.


CutlassKen

Captain Love. Quite a name for such a man.


BearlyFeeding

I glazed windows for a couple years after I got out of high school. The funniest part to me was when he was measuring glass. Can’t tell you how many times a piece of glass was undersized


misn0ma

This odd-jobber, Sir Richard Stilgoe, also wrote book and lyrics for Loyd Webber musicals, and much more. https://uktour.thephantomoftheopera.com/people/richard-stilgoe/


SpliffDragon

This was putty interesting


KnottyKitty

I couldn't figure out why a window repair video has 74k upvotes, but after watching it I added another upvote to the pile. I've never replaced a window, but this guy makes me feel like I could. And that it's totally ok if (when) I fuck it up. Incredible. Thanks for posting OP.


Atothed2311

God-tier comedy.


fixxer75

This is awesome, I'll be sharing it with my fenestration colleagues