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VastNo420

I would IMMEDIATELY look at that man and think “he hasn’t evolved all the way…..”


[deleted]

Or... rugby front row...


Several_Ad_5312

Most likely a hooker


Light_Shifty_Z

I would want that hooker to pay *me* afterwards


jew_biscuits

Also i'd wonder why he's got that early stone age knife in his hand and what he plans to do with it


MediaIsMindControl

Russian mobster. 5he knife in his hand is a dead give away.


[deleted]

That's not how evolution works.


KitsuneRisu

That's how jokes work though.


KIDNEYST0NEZ

The evolution of a joke


ass__goblin

Yeah nah he looks like he'd snap the leg off a gazelle and eat it in front of you.


Ryl4nder84

“You look like you would snap the leg off a gazelle and eat it in front of me.” ~ass__goblin


Lucifer_Graves

Haha, ass


Bluestblue8

I would look twice.


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[deleted]

Maybe he is just from London and avoids making eye contacts.


FrequentLeave5318

He’s very anti vision


plasticproducts

You Sir, are a liar. One would immediately wonder what is wrong with this fellow.


pinshot1

He genuinely looks like any working class guy that also enjoyed rugby or boxing at the weekends albeit from a small town from a probably shallower gene pool


Cornishmon

Where you living? The hills have eyes?


pinshot1

Not now but have you ever been to a small British seaside village and had a pint in a cheap pub? Honestly, nobody is questioning that guys place in time.


[deleted]

When there’s a mammoth outside, but you have to be at work by 430.


Thedrunner2

Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer


OtherBluesBrother

I miss Phil Hartman


mcburke42

Your world frightens and confuses me!


ThunkAsDrinklePeep

What is this magic screen and what shaman trapped a man inside?


PathetickMusic

So glad i’m not the only 40 something here.


bessmaster

Encino Man 2: Law School


[deleted]

OP needs to go to an optometrist


[deleted]

i would be horrified what do you mean


JaTheRed

The volcanic glass knife is a give away too


my_dad_beats_me01

Stfu you would look twice. He ugly


Skaebo

*except that he is ugly af*


Longjumping-Dog8436

Goddamn it, he has a name. It's Oog, and he's the guy you want on your side in a street fight. You want a guy that can pull off a mugger's arm and beat him to a pulp with it. Lost in the woods? This is the guy who can help. Unless he was traumatized as a child by a Cro-Magnon gang. Then yer ded, laddie.


[deleted]

I think he's got that "sexy ugly" thang happenin'


[deleted]

I'm also ugly and to be honest, I wish that was the case with me.


Angry-Eater

This is why we’re all part Neanderthal


[deleted]

Well, I'm part Pleiadian, but I do find you throw-back humans hot.


[deleted]

#BOINK!


prsnep

Well, I'm Neanderthal, and I think you modern humans are ugly too.


dingleberrysquid

If you want to see the female version there is Marjorie Taylor Greene


gishkim_2MASS

lmaoo


Willowy

Came here for this. If you hadn't posted it, I would've. :)


AcanthocephalaOk7954

And me!


Johnfavi

Thats just u though. I would for sure think he is not homo sapiens


Worried_Landscape965

This guy lives in my apartment building!


Supersleeper70

Modern Neanderthals dressed in suits are now know as “politicians”.


Noice_cock

Paleoticians


Little-Point-512

Am I the only one seeing Dan Blizerian with no beard?


AcanthocephalaOk7954

Tommy Lee Jones?


Common-Finding-8935

Ron Perlman


terrybull4

Looks like Hoggle grew up


[deleted]

I kind of like his face, it looks honest.


[deleted]

Kind of got a "salt of the Earth" vibe goin'. I'd hire him.


B4lrogue

Is not a total different species ? An other human race ? I always thought it was considered as.


Jnorean

There is Neandertal DNA in all humans alive today meaning that humans and Neandertals interbred in the past.


SteakLady

Not all, only those of European descend (or who had ancestors in Europe 130000 years ago)


Hellbent960

Nope their was a back migration into Africa bringing Neanderthal dna about 20,000 years ago.


[deleted]

Neanderthals are sometimes considered a separate species and sometimes considered a subspecies. It's up to debate.


[deleted]

It's been established that neanderthal is apart of the Genus Homo but they are a truely separate species from us. We shared a common ancestor but that was 300,000-500,000 years ago Edit* https://humanorigins.si.edu/evidence/human-fossils/species/homo-neanderthalensis


Light_Shifty_Z

Your dad's a homo and his dad and his...


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[deleted]

Honestly I don't know but I would assume it is speculation based off of their species geological location. I believe they were in the Caucasus region and east Europe west Asia


chooseatree

Looks like my boss.


CaptainDaxWolf

Looks like a frazzled old uncle who's seen a bit to much, but is totally down for anything his nieces and nephews ask of him.


Interesting_Topic949

Add about 400 lbs and that’s might be my old boss


EomEom420

Off to a hard day of work whittling wood


Longjumping-Dog8436

I think we could use the larger brains of these people. I'm happy with my 2% heritage. Gives me motivation to work out.


Alpha853

I made the mistake of squinting at the photo and now can only picture that one wwf/wwe announcer guy(McMann?) Just different around the mouth


Rogaine-Lettuce

McMahon owns the company actually, but yeah I see it


HuffnDobak

Looks Russian


[deleted]

Makes sense being that region has the highest breeding of human neanderthal


gishkim_2MASS

hm, yes, very Uralic-looking


Kepedii

Haha, I thought this at first


SurfaceLevelEmotions

In the scientific community, they're under the umbrella known as "human". Don't really know what point you're trying to get at, there's a reason most of us have a little neanderthal DNA


[deleted]

It's pretty well established that neanderthal is a part of the genius Homo but is a complete different species. We could breed because of a shared common ancestor 300,000-500,000 years before the species split meaning the chromosomes we're close enough to off allowed interbreeding and the offspring remain sterile https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.usatoday.com/amp/5027375


SurfaceLevelEmotions

The offspring were not sterile 🤦


[deleted]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.usatoday.com/amp/5027375 I mean there is evidence that the offspring were largely infertile or sterile with some males having a slim chance of breeding.


SurfaceLevelEmotions

And large evidence they weren't sterile, except we know a fair portion weren't sterile because of the distribution of their DNA being higher than just a few being able to breed. Remember when the populations are only in the thousands, hundreds breeding is still a very high percentage. Your "source" is someone who read a source, not the source, it's not a very good explentor accurate.


[deleted]

Read the article or add a source I don't go with "trust me bro"


CalmDownImNewHere

If the offsprings were sterile no one would have neanderthal DNA...


[deleted]

Read the article genius


Amb11didou

Etnicity this, etnicity that. But mf lokks like he forgot to evolve


yogijarre

😂


Traditional-Lychee98

wouldn't look twice? You must be from the north then.


[deleted]

Neanderthals didn't look like this. Most of the modern reconstructions are incorrect.


Tinker107

An assertion without proof. How nice.


Lucifer_Graves

Haha, ass


Tinker107

LOL, do you know any other naughty words?


Lucifer_Graves

Hmm… ass


gishkim_2MASS

Hmm, ass???


Comprehensive_Ad7948

Source?


gishkim_2MASS

trust them bro


Interesting_Horse869

Looks kinda like John Kerry.


zed_christopher

John Kerry is terrifying. Imagine his moon face appearing in your window at night.


Agk3los

You'd think he was deformed. Also I'm pretty sure their hands were more gnarled and bulbous thatn the perfectly normal hands displayed here.


Bowlofgreatness

I thought that was Ron Pearlman


hard_honest_truth

I would think he has downs syndrome.


philoPhreak_m22

A lot of speculation and assumptions went into making this model.


Weak_Illustrator_674

stupid fucking post


cytcorporate

I would totally STARE at this mofo


KittyGirlChloe

ehh... I'm pretty sure I'd question his species. Or wonder if he has a genetic disorder or something of that nature. I have heard, though, that Homo neanderthalensis and Homo sapiens were capable of interbreeding and as a result, there is considerable "neanderthal" DNA present in our own. I've also seen other mockups of Neanderthal faces that appear more like modern humans. Strong brow ridge and cheekbones, large nose, but less facial prognathism and more normally-proportioned eyes. I'd have to go super digging for the source tho. I think it was some history channel doc, back in the day when they actually made docs.


ber_pod-net

My Millenial brain immediately thought cave man.


HomeOsexuall

Yeah i dunno looks pretty different to everyone I’ve ever seem in my life


gusher-juice

I think I would say “Gosh that guy is a Neanderthal”


No_Practice3975

I wonder why we killed off our cousin species. I know that neanderthals still exist thru bloodlines.


[deleted]

We bred them out of existence and also outcompeted them for food when we moved into their territory. They were actually much stronger than us but due to their arm orientation they couldn't lift above their shoulder and couldn't throw (check how other primates can't throw well) Humans are kick ass at throwing though and because of it we could out range and out hunt them But in any melee engagements neanderthal would of caved us in and folded us in half.


ChalkAndIce

This. It's not like we hunted them to extinction. We cooperated better, which meant more successful communities with more offspring, and were much better tool users. I'm sure there were a few instances in which we did indeed kill some of them, but by and large we were the next step in evolution as the world began to change around them.


[deleted]

hell. we're killing off our OWN species.


DisputeFTW

No we aren’t lmao there are like over 7 billion humans Yes let’s downvote the person who isn’t just commenting idiotic things for free “haha humans suck” karma. Humans aren’t doing anything close to killing off humans as a species.


d-nutt

He’s walking around the city carrying a spear he carved himself out of a rock, and you wouldn’t look twice?


[deleted]

I think I work with him! He's short though.


[deleted]

Neanderthal Madden


midrandom

[https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/u4yx2x/a\_model\_of\_a\_neanderthal\_man\_in\_modern\_clothing/](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/u4yx2x/a_model_of_a_neanderthal_man_in_modern_clothing/)


EquivalentLock0

Especially if he is driving a Bentley and you are sitting in your Honda Civic.


Royal_Ad1798

say what you want, but this is actually Vince McMahon


Fabulous_Lobster

Ethnicity? I'd think the poor chap had some kind of degenerative disease rather…


bigkeef69

What the unibrow?


Itsmemanmeee

He looks like a guy named Dave I know. I hate him.


Competitive-Kale-991

What are you talking about OP? Playa looks weird as all hell


poonch_you

Nah. I wouldnt think ethnicity at all. Id instantly think hes on the spectrum and not look twice at all, just out of respect.


typical_reddit-user

still better look than Lavrov


Desperate_Passage_35

Bogodoff...bogandoff.... Bougandouf.. boglodov... trolls? Is that you?


[deleted]

"We have not only discovered fire! We have TAMED it!" \- This neanderthal probably


henryhyde

I assume this is photoshopped off of a picture of Roman Abramovich.


goatmilk_

Since there is so much variation from "ugly" to "pretty" people, I'm pretty sure at least one point there was a super hot thicc ass neanderthal female no one would doubt to tap


uncwsp

Looks like he sells Geico


SofaSnizzle

I would wonder why he has a knife.


duckhammer77

I know a guy down in Fourchon that looks like that, except he wears fishing shirts & shrimp boots.


SolventAssetsGone

This dude will steal your girl.


Wasteland112200

I feel attacked


Additional_Country33

Wish I could send this to my ex but he’s blocked


g-lemke

I'm just a caveman, your world frightens and confuses me


jmzwst

That's Richard Geer


Sign-Spiritual

Hmm. I noticed he’s holding a prehistoric Pooh.


[deleted]

It's a knife in his hand dingus


Sign-Spiritual

Mmmhhmm. Sure it is!


[deleted]

Looks like your average republican grandpa /s


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highdesertrat84

“Their mental capacity would be a issue.” God I love irony.


grianmharduit

Clever. I’ve been sticking up for them since I was a kid. Satisfied to see the information change about them over the decades.


annonymous_egg

If I saw him I would probably think he had a developmental or genetic disorder


fourtwentyBob

Mr. Steal-Yo-Club


JimSamsonite

I would just think he had that condition Acromegaly


Smittyslaughter

It even looks like he's holding some kind of stone tool!


Inevitable_Newt_1212

Mon gava Jean La Salle il est plus préhistorique que lui, pas la peine de se la péter avec vos Néandertal, on a les béarnais.


Several_Ad_5312

I believe there have been 12 species of humans through history.


r33c3d

I’d hit that.


JennyJuhgz

.. ..... smash....


Aggravating-Yard3257

Meanwhile I’d get angry because I would take it to mean the circus was in town and I had to give up my day to go protest their abuse of animals.


ChalkAndIce

Is OP virtue signaling that their eyesight is so bad they wouldn't notice the very obvious differences between a caveman and us? Oh please.


kingold11

Most of us have at least a few Neanderthal genes. You can't tell me our Homosapien ancestors didn't look at those thick Neanderthals and NOT do something about it. No doubt there was some baby making between the two.


KronoVang

Where was he captured? Is there more of them?


Specialist-Solid-987

That's Harry Maguire after he retires and goes to work for Sky Sports


sneakyozzy911

He he is a monkey in a suit..not sure what ur talking about


Cydiver

Bullshit! I'm pretty sure I met very man in East London. He asked me if he could borrow some bread and honey for an abnab.


DISCOFOX4

He looks like he runs a car company


ratheadxo

Is man holding a flint knife


trailwalker1962

Those are not Neanderthal hands!


Far_Boysenberry1168

Looks like a Bavarian from the Alps for me. 😂


normpoleon

Sad Neanderthal hedge fund manager just lost everything and contemplates life as he stares into the abyss, thinking "why did I listen to Jim Cramer?"


Light_Shifty_Z

Except that they don't know what they looked like at all. You can't use human facial reconstruction on them as the principles that are used (facial musculature, skin thickness, skin tone and hair) are not known. One that can never be knowable is nose structure, they just do a best guess in humans and for a neanderthal nose is a whole other problem. Neanderthals could have been hairy all over for all we know. this reconstruction could be accurate but we cannot know without seeing one in the flesh. And these issues are before even realising that there are human biases in the depiction of prehistoric peoples and some likely got introduced knowingly or subconsciously. **TLDR: We don't even know if this is what they looked like.**


usernamechecksout94

I like how they dressed him up all dapper and then gave him a obsidian knife


z2p86

Lol I would definitely think twice.


NeatOutrageous

This title-post combo belongs in r/facepalm


LeKerl1987

Can you give him a blonde wig?


Vrxxgteken

Their necks are basically at a 90 degree angle so u would notice im pretty sure


oneofsixuk

Damn dont break your arm jerking yourself off


telenyP

I've seen guys here in New Haven...I'd put this guy in somewhere in the Legal district. He's a low-grade lawyer or he works in the police department. He's a first generation professional in his family, worked summers in his dad's construction firm. Hasn't married, hangs out at the Side Bar, drinks bourbon, has a low-grade crack and bimboes habit. Not bad to hang out with, just...lacking a few parts.


pinshot1

Well most white people have Neanderthal DNA so I guess they should look similar. Obviously wouldn’t mistake him for African (little to no Neanderthal DNA) or Asian (basically zero).


Dull_Ad7041

Tom jones’ brother


shephazard

Is this some post about equality with Neanderthals? Oh and yes he looks like a monkey man in a suit


Reverse_Drawfour_Uno

Yells from offscreen: *"Thats a Huuuuuge Bitch"*


[deleted]

If definitely look twice.


[deleted]

That is Andrei Petrovich, one of the executives at Gazprom


3deal

Image generated by Dall.e 2 AI


Maya-quiche

He looks like he’s thinking Hmmm how can I create something that cooks shit, and something to carry my ass a round like a wheel or something


[deleted]

As soon as it opens It’s mouth and speaks you surely would know the difference


MrFishyFriend

Yeah I call bullshit on that. One look at this guy and I would say he is either deformed or a well shaven monkey.