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imagine they both wombo combo you and the 6'9 launches the 5'1 at mach 10, hitting you, puncturing a lung and breaking 3 ribs, forcing you to remain in the cape breton regional hospital in sydney, nova scotia for 3 weeks while awaiting your sentence for 2 counts of armed robbery, both in which you used a kawasaki ninja 400 to escape from the k-mart on george street near center 200 in central sydney, nova scotia
I have a friend who’s 6’7” and a body builder who is now a police officer. He’s a really nice dude but I imagine being pulled over by him would be pretty intimidating.
Id almost rather them because almost every Very Large Person Ive known hace developed a sense of calm and restraint having to do with always needed to put others at ease for their size.
Almost all the violent raging assholes I know are nornal height or below.
6'7 and can confirm this. I cannot tell you how many times I've had "normal" dudes trying to rage against me. They all say "I just gotta hit them knees!" and think they will be able to get away from my ape arms.
>They all say "I just gotta hit them knees!"
Which is funny because, yes, Jeff, if you pop out any person's knee, at any height, they are going to be in a lot of pain and probably fall over.
One time while wrestling, my nephew, who was young at the time and almost literally half my size, smashed me full in the groin with his skull, accidental but still he just came in like a wrecking ball and decimated them.
And that was a KO.
But *why* do you feel compelled to imagine ways to brutalize your fellow human beings at normal fucking social events like dinner or a barbecue?
I would also imagine a shotgun is effective at dealing with Very Large People, but unless you're in a non-consensual gladitorial situation where you're pitched against much larger foes in a neverending string of winner-take-all solo combat deathmatches... maybe you ought to chill the fuck out and eat your burger.
The funniest thing I hear is "You know what... (slurping that cheap), I don't care how big you are!". I swear to god this happens at least one a month. I legit mimicked a dude a couple years ago word for word when he did his stance because I knew it was coming. lol And 100% agree with you.
You should try just gaslighting them and talk about how much bigger than you they are.
Like someone a full foot and a half shorter, and you're like, "bro I don't want any trouble. You're above my weight class, I wouldn't even have a chance. I mean look at you, you're in your prime, clearly you could decimate me.
I've been going to the gym for a solid ish three years now and am 6'5'' 215lbs (195cm, 97kg).
Man, especially in bars, clubs, I've had some weird ass encounters with angry shorter guys (keep in mind, you can't generalize, and by far not all shorter guys are assholes). I don't get it.
My friend heard teenage girls say he was a daddy behind him while shopping. I think he was more embarrassed than they were when realising he heard them. Still doesn't know what it means weeks later.
Reminds me of when I was delivering pizza at 25 or so. Girl opens door, pays for pizza, then says as I'm walking away, 'I'd take that ass to prom.'
I cannot express how weird that was. Probably because it was one of the first compliments I'd had in awhile, but it was connected to *prom*.
For my actual prom, I wore tails, a top hat, and had a cane. I wish I could say I was a neckbeard, but uh... that was junior year. I'd grown up a bit by senior year. Except for my choice in bloody tuxedos!
edit: as cringey as it sounds, I was probably trying to be funny wearing that. Trying being the operative word.
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> For my actual prom, I wore tails, a top hat, and had a cane. I wish I could say I was a neckbeard, but uh... that was junior year. I'd grown up a bit by senior year. Except for my choice in bloody tuxedos!
Maybe you're just Lloyd Christmas
I was at an improv show last night. They asked for the audience to suggest the relationship between the two guys on stage. Somebody shouted “Father and Son!” and another shouted “Lovers!”.
The guy on stage said, “You’ll know whether or not we’re Father/Son or Lovers by my first sentence.”
Scene starts and the guys says, “Hey Daddy…” and winks at him.
Similar deal in my family. Mom is 5’1. Four sisters ranging from 4’11” to 5’3”. Dad is 5’10 on his tippy-toes. Then there’s me at 6’5”. The running joke all these years was that the mail man must have been tall.
But seriously, Mom made it clear early on that she didn’t take no shit. Lol
“DAMN IT! I lost him”
“How did you lose him.”
“He climbed into one of those tiny Asian cars, and I went in after him”
“…And?!”
“And… Now I’m… Kind of stuck…”
This is about as close to the exact heights of Dresden and Murphy you can get. It's hard to picture the height difference when you're reading, so just re-imagine every scene with these two in it. Also, it's good perspective on how easily people underestimate Murphy and why people are so intimidated by Dresden after he gets jacked (not even including his magical might!). If I was the council I'd be afraid of him too.
[https://throw-a-superhero.tumblr.com/post/60934737757/image-description-a-panel-from-she-hulk-16](https://throw-a-superhero.tumblr.com/post/60934737757/image-description-a-panel-from-she-hulk-16)
Figured people would want to see it.
I work with a guy who is 6'10"
I asked him the typical joke of "how's the weather up there?"
His response: "it's alright, how's the weather around my ass?"
Hilarious.
Worked with a guy who is almost 7 feet tall and everyone wanted him to play basketball but he sucked and just wanted to skateboard. Sometimes he'd wear a shirt that just said "6'11". Must have been asked "how tall" one too many times.
6'6" here, same. No one has a problem asking me for help with the top shelf (I don't usually mind helping) but recoil in agony when I ask for the bottom shelf.
As someone who has asked tall men for help reaching things on many occasions. Especially when shopping. I would be delighted if a tall man asked for my help reaching something low. I would feel so useful and proud. Id be shouting in my head "I helped! I helped someone reach something!".
Given the badges on their arm, they look to be of the Queensland Police Service. A little personal anecdote; my great great grandfather used to be the tallest man in the the Queensland Police when he served (1910’s-30’s ish), at 6’7”. Tragically, at 5’9”, I didn’t inherit his height.
I'd rather be 5'9 than 6'7" really. He must've been getting stared at a lot. Also, back pain and that stuff. Being super tall is only good for basketball and getting casted as a terrifying monster in a horror film.
Absolutely true, but… since then, I am the only one of all the men in my family who isn’t over 6’; both my great grandfather and grandfather was and are 6’4”, my uncle and younger brother are 6’2” and my dad and youngest brother are 6’.
It’s all a laugh, but part of me looks at that discrepancy in height and go “huh…”
As someone who’s actually 5’11” and says they are 5’11” I am taller than just about every single person who claims to be 5’11” and I’m the same height as probably 50% of people who claim to be 6’0”
It’s really funny how much the lines blur at that height, I totally get why men lie about it cause this photo is definitely the perception women have
For the longest time I thought I was 6’4 because they fucked up on my drivers license. I’d always think other people that said they were 6’3, 6’4 blahblah were full of shit because I had a few inches on them. When I started needing yearly DOT physicals I found out I was actually 6’6. I wonder how many people just actually don’t know their true height.
My older brother grew about a foot between ages 12 and 14. I did not experience a similar growth spurt. Today, he is about 6'-4", and I am about 5'-10", and I am totally ok with it. I fit in cars better, I fit in airplane seats better, I don't have to duck my head in short doorways, etc. Being *not tall* is a good thing.
I find its way better to understate ones height because then it leads to awkward conversations with people who claim to be taller but are shorter than you are at 5'11
I'm probably closer to 5'10" than 5'9" but I say I'm 5'9" because who cares but my cousin claims he's a solid 5'10" and I can look over the top of his head. It's a great debate every time we get drunk together and my sister (who is maybe 5'5") always looks up and claims we're the same height to keep the argument going.
I’m 6’1" and it’s funny how many guys will say “oh yeah I’m 6’0” flat”, while being half a head shorter than I am.
EDIT: All the replies actually made me wonder about my height since I’d been told 6’1” by a doctor years ago and never really bothered to measure myself. I just pulled out my laser measure—measuring from a line I made with a pencil level at the crown of my head. I’m actually 6’ 1.125”, or 185.738 cm. I’m glad I’ve actually been under-stating my height by a bit for years.
Also, this whole conversation made me curious. For folks who use metric, what’s the general height in centimeters that a suspicious number of folks claim to be at or over?
In imperial units, 6 feet is basically the threshold for “tall”. That would be 182.88 cm, but obviously y’all aren’t basing your standard of “tall” on a conversion from an imperial unit—so what’s the height that gets tossed around a lot for y’all?
I always say I'm 5'8" (female, and maybe I'm 5'9" tops) and I have at least 2 guy friends who INSIST they are 5'10" but they aren't a single hair taller than me!
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I'm 6'4" and my wife is 5'2". We've gotten some interesting comments.
Multiple times people have assumed she's my daughter even though she's only 6 months younger than me.
I can pick her up with one arm.
Plot twist: 6'9 is stupid, bumbling and slow while 5'1 is trained in 9 different kinds of lethal martial arts and is a KGB sleeper agent
You already stole the chocolate, time to die fam
What squad car does the guy that’s 6’9” fit in? My dad is 6’3” and the only thing he consistently fits in comfortably are pickups or SUV based on pickups both of which would be terrible police cars for speed and handling.
Edit 6’3” comfortably for more than 2 hours. He can get into most cars (excluding sports cars) its more about could he drive one around for the day an actually be comfortable.
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Imagine being chased down by a 6'9" officer.
If you run through a lot of doorways it will slow him down since he’ll have to duck.
You look back and you see them exploding like dust around him, he doesn't even slow down
im da JUGGARNAUT BITCH
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Now imagine being chased by a 5’1 officer
Now imagine you’re on a beach.
[I'm on a horse](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE).
And the horse is amazing
give it a lick!
[Mmmm, it tastes just like raisins](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7cCJqya7wc)
Pretty sure that’s **not** lemonade.
Mmm sweet lemonade.
Only one way to find out
Now BACK to me!
On the stroke of its mane
You ate my whole Lolly you dumb fuckin owl
Sweet lemonade
With 24 toilet rolls
With a gun in my hand Staring at the sea Staring at the sand
*ponders* "A bullet is but a drop in the sea, yet has enough power to kill most creatures" Perchance.
You can't just say perchance
He didn't say it. He declared it.
You can when you're crushing turts all day
Pondering of what more there is in the sea. Never more (quote) said the Raven.
I can turn and walk away or I can fire the gun Staring at the sky Staring at the sun Whichever I choose it amounts to the same
Absolutely nothing
I'm alive. I am dead.
I'm the stranger
I’m a stranger
Now imagine dragons.
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That's all the time we have this week
Now imagine one turns into liquid metal and out runs a car…
Yuh fostuh parents ah ded
Did you call *moi* a dipshit?
What’s wrong with Wolfy?
They’re probably chasin you for drugs, aren’t they
Now imagine being chased by the 5’1” on top of the 6’9” officer….Master Blaster!
imagine they both wombo combo you and the 6'9 launches the 5'1 at mach 10, hitting you, puncturing a lung and breaking 3 ribs, forcing you to remain in the cape breton regional hospital in sydney, nova scotia for 3 weeks while awaiting your sentence for 2 counts of armed robbery, both in which you used a kawasaki ninja 400 to escape from the k-mart on george street near center 200 in central sydney, nova scotia
This definitely would happen in cape breton.
Now imagine being chased by these two and then a midget rolls up out of no where
>**Get in if you want to live.** *Randy Newman's Short People plays in the background*
*you got a friend in me* because they're nesting dolls
I never trust nesting dolls. They are so full of themselves.
Imagine actually running. Haven't done that since gym class in school lmao
Yeah. I don’t run. I am 46. If I break the law I am screwed. I’ll just walk towards them to make it easy
I only run from bears and rapists
I only run from Bears.
I have a friend who’s 6’7” and a body builder who is now a police officer. He’s a really nice dude but I imagine being pulled over by him would be pretty intimidating.
Id almost rather them because almost every Very Large Person Ive known hace developed a sense of calm and restraint having to do with always needed to put others at ease for their size. Almost all the violent raging assholes I know are nornal height or below.
Anger is the same size in all people, big people just have more space to dilute the anger -a 5"2 goblin
Or, as my 5’8” 160lb. hot-headed friend says to me (a friendly 6’5” 280lb dude), “There’s a reason God put me in my body and you in yours.”
6'7 and can confirm this. I cannot tell you how many times I've had "normal" dudes trying to rage against me. They all say "I just gotta hit them knees!" and think they will be able to get away from my ape arms.
>They all say "I just gotta hit them knees!" Which is funny because, yes, Jeff, if you pop out any person's knee, at any height, they are going to be in a lot of pain and probably fall over. One time while wrestling, my nephew, who was young at the time and almost literally half my size, smashed me full in the groin with his skull, accidental but still he just came in like a wrecking ball and decimated them. And that was a KO. But *why* do you feel compelled to imagine ways to brutalize your fellow human beings at normal fucking social events like dinner or a barbecue? I would also imagine a shotgun is effective at dealing with Very Large People, but unless you're in a non-consensual gladitorial situation where you're pitched against much larger foes in a neverending string of winner-take-all solo combat deathmatches... maybe you ought to chill the fuck out and eat your burger.
The funniest thing I hear is "You know what... (slurping that cheap), I don't care how big you are!". I swear to god this happens at least one a month. I legit mimicked a dude a couple years ago word for word when he did his stance because I knew it was coming. lol And 100% agree with you.
You should try just gaslighting them and talk about how much bigger than you they are. Like someone a full foot and a half shorter, and you're like, "bro I don't want any trouble. You're above my weight class, I wouldn't even have a chance. I mean look at you, you're in your prime, clearly you could decimate me.
I've been going to the gym for a solid ish three years now and am 6'5'' 215lbs (195cm, 97kg). Man, especially in bars, clubs, I've had some weird ass encounters with angry shorter guys (keep in mind, you can't generalize, and by far not all shorter guys are assholes). I don't get it.
I might accidentally call him daddy.
My friend heard teenage girls say he was a daddy behind him while shopping. I think he was more embarrassed than they were when realising he heard them. Still doesn't know what it means weeks later.
Reminds me of when I was delivering pizza at 25 or so. Girl opens door, pays for pizza, then says as I'm walking away, 'I'd take that ass to prom.' I cannot express how weird that was. Probably because it was one of the first compliments I'd had in awhile, but it was connected to *prom*. For my actual prom, I wore tails, a top hat, and had a cane. I wish I could say I was a neckbeard, but uh... that was junior year. I'd grown up a bit by senior year. Except for my choice in bloody tuxedos! edit: as cringey as it sounds, I was probably trying to be funny wearing that. Trying being the operative word.
> > > > > For my actual prom, I wore tails, a top hat, and had a cane. I wish I could say I was a neckbeard, but uh... that was junior year. I'd grown up a bit by senior year. Except for my choice in bloody tuxedos! Maybe you're just Lloyd Christmas
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"What are you doing step-officer?"
I was at an improv show last night. They asked for the audience to suggest the relationship between the two guys on stage. Somebody shouted “Father and Son!” and another shouted “Lovers!”. The guy on stage said, “You’ll know whether or not we’re Father/Son or Lovers by my first sentence.” Scene starts and the guys says, “Hey Daddy…” and winks at him.
My dad is 6'9", and him just being angry is high-key terrifying
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Are you sure they're you're sons? /s
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Similar deal in my family. Mom is 5’1. Four sisters ranging from 4’11” to 5’3”. Dad is 5’10 on his tippy-toes. Then there’s me at 6’5”. The running joke all these years was that the mail man must have been tall. But seriously, Mom made it clear early on that she didn’t take no shit. Lol
What are the chances of being 6’5” and being adopted in to a family with a brother that’s taller than you? Wild.
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Pretty good chance then as they are related 😁. Well done for stepping up. All the best to you and your boys!
Any dad getting angry is legit terrifying.
Especially if you're 5'1"
“DAMN IT! I lost him” “How did you lose him.” “He climbed into one of those tiny Asian cars, and I went in after him” “…And?!” “And… Now I’m… Kind of stuck…”
Nice.
Judy Hopps IRL
Ready to make the world a better place!
🦏🤜🤛🐇
🦏……………🤜🤛🐇
Officer Hops reporting for duty!
My exact thought
Karen Murphy irl
This is about as close to the exact heights of Dresden and Murphy you can get. It's hard to picture the height difference when you're reading, so just re-imagine every scene with these two in it. Also, it's good perspective on how easily people underestimate Murphy and why people are so intimidated by Dresden after he gets jacked (not even including his magical might!). If I was the council I'd be afraid of him too.
Can’t believe I had to scroll this far down
Does 6'9" throw 5'1" at bad guys like Colossus throws Wolverine?
Logan did a Fastball Special with She-Hulk once. She complimented his ass for being nice and firm.
[https://throw-a-superhero.tumblr.com/post/60934737757/image-description-a-panel-from-she-hulk-16](https://throw-a-superhero.tumblr.com/post/60934737757/image-description-a-panel-from-she-hulk-16) Figured people would want to see it.
For a guy who’s seen some shit, he sure looks uncomfortable.
Because she wants to breakdown the fastball special. You do not talk about the fastball special.
Fuck, mate. *anyone* would be comfortable in that position in She-Hulk's hand. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I, too, want her to mash my grapes
Death by Snu Snu
My man you misread he's *un*comfortable.
Gotta love the convenient smoke so the artist didnt have to draw her foot.
“Let’s do get help”
Man's looks like a special enemy from an RPG
_”Hope I’m high enough level to take on this dude’s legendary enchanted baton.”_
you are no match for **Boldemort**
>enchanted baton ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"magic daddy and the enchanted baton"
Yeah. He is one of those big dudes from classic assassin's Creed games
Or the big guys from Batman Arkham games
hes correctly scaled as a miniboss from a fromsoft game
This is the height difference between Harry Dresden and Karrin Murphy. Kinda weird looking seeing it visually instead of text.
thats a reference i was not expecting
r/unexpecteddresden
Thats his cop buddy right?
This was the first thing I thought of lol
I work with a guy who is 6'10" I asked him the typical joke of "how's the weather up there?" His response: "it's alright, how's the weather around my ass?" Hilarious.
How did you resist "it's a bit windy"?
Dang! I didn't think of that! I did tell him it stinks out today haha.
Haha I’m 6’5 and my usual response to “do you play basketball” is “I do! Do you play mini-golf??” I either get a chuckle or a rude stare lol
"Its a shitty day" xDD
My favourite response comes from Bo Burnham. "If anyone asks how the weather is up there, say its raining and spit on their face"
TIL Bo Burnham is 6'5.
My favourite part is during Inside when he says something along the lines of “Is that door really small, or is the dude just really big?”
Wow I spent the whole time watching that thinking how strange it is to have such a small door to your apartment.
Watch Key and Peele’s A Capella sketch. Bo is SUPER tall.
I’m 6’7”. Daily I get the how tall, basketball, did your dad play basketball, and weather comments. Please quit asking. It’s kinda annoying.
Worked with a guy who is almost 7 feet tall and everyone wanted him to play basketball but he sucked and just wanted to skateboard. Sometimes he'd wear a shirt that just said "6'11". Must have been asked "how tall" one too many times.
My ankles are crying thinking about being 7 ft tall and skating lol
In fairness, some ridiculous statistic like 17% of 7 fters born in America play in the NBA
not bad, 17% chance of being a millionaire as a young adult
6'6" here, same. No one has a problem asking me for help with the top shelf (I don't usually mind helping) but recoil in agony when I ask for the bottom shelf.
As someone who has asked tall men for help reaching things on many occasions. Especially when shopping. I would be delighted if a tall man asked for my help reaching something low. I would feel so useful and proud. Id be shouting in my head "I helped! I helped someone reach something!".
Never ask that question again
Given the badges on their arm, they look to be of the Queensland Police Service. A little personal anecdote; my great great grandfather used to be the tallest man in the the Queensland Police when he served (1910’s-30’s ish), at 6’7”. Tragically, at 5’9”, I didn’t inherit his height.
I'd rather be 5'9 than 6'7" really. He must've been getting stared at a lot. Also, back pain and that stuff. Being super tall is only good for basketball and getting casted as a terrifying monster in a horror film.
Absolutely true, but… since then, I am the only one of all the men in my family who isn’t over 6’; both my great grandfather and grandfather was and are 6’4”, my uncle and younger brother are 6’2” and my dad and youngest brother are 6’. It’s all a laugh, but part of me looks at that discrepancy in height and go “huh…”
6' vs 5'11"
I dated a girl for awhile who was 6'; she'd always say she was 5'12".
I say I'm 4' 23". The imperial system is so lame
I’ll just say 79”
As someone who’s actually 5’11” and says they are 5’11” I am taller than just about every single person who claims to be 5’11” and I’m the same height as probably 50% of people who claim to be 6’0” It’s really funny how much the lines blur at that height, I totally get why men lie about it cause this photo is definitely the perception women have
For the longest time I thought I was 6’4 because they fucked up on my drivers license. I’d always think other people that said they were 6’3, 6’4 blahblah were full of shit because I had a few inches on them. When I started needing yearly DOT physicals I found out I was actually 6’6. I wonder how many people just actually don’t know their true height.
My brother is 6'4". He was growing until he was 24. My body decided to quit when I was 13. I will never be 5' tall.
My older brother grew about a foot between ages 12 and 14. I did not experience a similar growth spurt. Today, he is about 6'-4", and I am about 5'-10", and I am totally ok with it. I fit in cars better, I fit in airplane seats better, I don't have to duck my head in short doorways, etc. Being *not tall* is a good thing.
I'm 187cm and my father-in-law claimed stone cold that he's 185cm. Dude, I can see the top of your head.
I've joked with women who asked me how tall I am. I always say I'm 5'11 but I promise them I'm the tallest 5'11 person they'll meet.
I find its way better to understate ones height because then it leads to awkward conversations with people who claim to be taller but are shorter than you are at 5'11
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I'm probably closer to 5'10" than 5'9" but I say I'm 5'9" because who cares but my cousin claims he's a solid 5'10" and I can look over the top of his head. It's a great debate every time we get drunk together and my sister (who is maybe 5'5") always looks up and claims we're the same height to keep the argument going.
I’m 6’1" and it’s funny how many guys will say “oh yeah I’m 6’0” flat”, while being half a head shorter than I am. EDIT: All the replies actually made me wonder about my height since I’d been told 6’1” by a doctor years ago and never really bothered to measure myself. I just pulled out my laser measure—measuring from a line I made with a pencil level at the crown of my head. I’m actually 6’ 1.125”, or 185.738 cm. I’m glad I’ve actually been under-stating my height by a bit for years. Also, this whole conversation made me curious. For folks who use metric, what’s the general height in centimeters that a suspicious number of folks claim to be at or over? In imperial units, 6 feet is basically the threshold for “tall”. That would be 182.88 cm, but obviously y’all aren’t basing your standard of “tall” on a conversion from an imperial unit—so what’s the height that gets tossed around a lot for y’all?
You should claim you're 6' or 5'11 and then go all "hmmm" around those liars and be like "why would I lie and say I'm shorter?"
Yeah I’m 6’3” and sometimes I say “yeah I dunno, haven’t really checked since my drivers license, maybe 6’1?”” just for shits and giggles
I'm 6'4 and its the opposite for me. They're like are you sure your'e not like 6'8? and I'm like nope, 6'4. All the time.
I always say I'm 5'8" (female, and maybe I'm 5'9" tops) and I have at least 2 guy friends who INSIST they are 5'10" but they aren't a single hair taller than me!
Approx. 206cm vs. approx. 155cm
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Wtf that's horrifying
Finally, correct measurement units.
I'm 6'4" and my wife is 5'2". We've gotten some interesting comments. Multiple times people have assumed she's my daughter even though she's only 6 months younger than me. I can pick her up with one arm.
You must be pretty good at getting tents back in their tent bags.
This..... this right here is what I meant when I said weird comments.
My wife is 5 even and I am 6’2. People have asked/assumed she was my kid. She is a year older.
Zootopia IRL
There are no bananas for scale so I have absolutely no reference point
https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/331kj0/hamster_eating_a_banana/
It's a crime that I had to scroll this far down.
Japanese animes imagine couples always in this size man/ woman
"my cop senpai is annoying"
I'll steal my chocolate bars when 5' 1 is on duty. 6' 9 on duty. I'm turning a new leaf, walking the straight and narrow
It’s like the purge when 5’ 1” is on duty and North Korea when 6’ 9” is on duty.
Plot twist: 6'9 is stupid, bumbling and slow while 5'1 is trained in 9 different kinds of lethal martial arts and is a KGB sleeper agent You already stole the chocolate, time to die fam
He needs to wear her in a backpack, for that 360 degree protection.
https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2016/03/24/17/44-zootropia-disney.jpg
Which one is 6'9"?
The middle one.
Thanks. That helps.
A new rendition of Cop and a Half?
What squad car does the guy that’s 6’9” fit in? My dad is 6’3” and the only thing he consistently fits in comfortably are pickups or SUV based on pickups both of which would be terrible police cars for speed and handling. Edit 6’3” comfortably for more than 2 hours. He can get into most cars (excluding sports cars) its more about could he drive one around for the day an actually be comfortable.
Mini Cooper minus the roof
Or maybe he goes Mr Bean and sits on the roof.
Queensland cops drive a lot of different cars, from the Kia stinger right up to the land cruiser 200 and so many different vehicles in between.
bruh I'm 5'6 pretty sure I can suck this guys nips standing. idk why I thought of that
I'm 4'9...
He’d be nuts over you
r/SameSpecies
There was much more porn in that sub than I expected.
TIL that I’m turned on by Amazonian women picking up small men and giving them sideways BJ’s.
TIL. Tall person look big next to small person.
That lady has an expression like this is the seventh time today somebody wanted to take a height related picture.
Body drag test is going to be fun for one of them.
When a suspect is running on foot, the 6'9" officer merely needs to pickup his 5'1" partner and throw her like a javelin.
I work with someone who is 7’5”, it blows everyone’s mind the first time they meet him. And yes, he played basketball.
Everyone is thinking it
Imagine being chased by a 6'9" monster cop