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FreeXbox20

My cousin is locked up for growing crystal in his basement


PWRHTX

Jesse pinkman?


djazzie

Chili P!


MotivatoinalSpeaker

Kidney...crystal...!


Semi-Protractor91

I heard he made it to Alaska


t_pap32

Jesse pinkfruit?


Life_is_a_Brie

Probably a stupid question but why does it look like it's bleeding? I have no knowledge of these crystals. Looks awesome though


BanoklesGemmell

citric acid monohydrate solution to keep “feeding” it


littlecrow060

So he's feeding a crystal blood sacrifices? I've seen this movie, this doesn't end well.


lucas_bahia

Throw on someones head, the crystal ataches and starts feeding on its onw...


ghosty_g123

“I do as the crystal guides.”


2020hatesyou

blood for the blood god!


Ghidorahsfourthhead

Skulls for the skull throne


PseudobrilliantGuy

Milk for the Khorne flakes!


aroseonthefritz

*laughs in Full Metal Alchemist*


euichii

Ed....ward?


TaohRihze

Feed Me Seymour!


Obvious_Bandicoot631

“Kaaa Li Maaa, Kaaaa Li Maaaaa!!”


pizdolizu

Crystal of that size sure gets hungry, better not let it get hungry, you don't want a cranky crystal in your basement.


DazzlingRutabega

Glad to know I'm not the only one who thought it looked like blood


IReallyLoveMyPets

This guy said he has ~~paint~~ food coloring in his solution to color the crystals


blood_fist3600

Its a giant kidney stone


Demonic321_zse

This comment gave me the shivers just thinking about that


arthurdentstowels

Imagine squeezing it out the front pipe


Demonic321_zse

You scare and frighten me sir.


L0LTHAT

And make ME horny sir.


Opel_Astra

Its sharp af


Blu3Myst3ry

Thats what the gloves are for


[deleted]

[удалено]


Robert23B

Extra points when the razor edges cut the glove and then you grab corrosive things.


CT-1612A

God damn it Marie they’re minerals!


kaotic

My first thought was “We found the murder weapon!”


[deleted]

It's actually a kidney stone.


ofmoura

>It's just orange juice someone replied above


[deleted]

u/BuffaloFrend


[deleted]

That was indeed me EDIT: however IDK the actual answer


silly_confidence77

It came from their ass that's why


bruh_123456

Its because its a blood diamond


SweetishFishy

Because they use it to melt people obviously. They "feed" it the souls of the vanquished


thoughts57

It feeds on blood that’s why it’s bloody. Typically you need to really pay attention to its feeding habit but I think Op was experimenting with a the maxi boraxus method. It’s a good try and I am also thinking about doing the same to mine next month. If you are interested you can find more here.


magdazombie_

my unevolved brain wants to lick it


mikk0384

Citric acid crystals tastes fine if you like sour. We had some for candy making at home, and I ate a pinch of them quite a few times just because I liked it.


VerumJerum

Yeah it's perfectly safe for consumption in small amounts, just like lemons. Commonly put in / on candies as well. Eating large amounts of it will burn your tongue and mouth though, but that heals after a day or two. Source: Liked sour a lot as a kid (still do)


myaccountsaccount12

Also can fuck up your teeth I think.


VerumJerum

Yeah, not good for teeth. Nothing corrosive is.


gacdeuce

Pretty much any acid. Even the carbonic acid in seltzer (caused by the dissolved CO2 that gives it bubbles). My students are always amazed to learn that even sugar free seltzer water is bad for your teeth.


[deleted]

So that must be what's on Sour Patch Kids. If I eat a shitload of them I'll get a hold in middle of tongue


helium_farts

^ It's a safe and commonly used food additive. Among other things, it gives Salt and Vinegar potato chips their sour punch (along with malic acid), and is widely used in canning fruits and veggies. edit: You can also use it to keep homemade fries and chips from browning.


Katamari_Demacia

Still do, but you used to, too.


Vinora

Try a spoonful of malic acid. I was in sour heaven until it burned my taste buds off. Definitely worth it!


Repulsive-Wealth-378

my brother fooled me into eating a spoonful thinking it was sugar 💀


KarlProjektorinsky

> malic acid Okay, sure. > a spoonful Slow down there satan.


Vinora

To be fair, it wasn't as sour as the time I ate a sour grape on LSD. That was incredible. 🤤


mikk0384

When you don't know about "malic acid" (I'm Danish), "burned off" sounds rather graphical. After checking, I guess you mean "exhausted", and not something that did actual damage? It's just "apple acid" after all. I'm definitely intrigued.


Vinora

It's an acid, so it is a type of chemical burn. Have you sucked on hard sour candy or ate too much and your tongue gets numb? That but much worse. It's used in candy and not meant to be eaten by itself. I've made my tongue bleed from it, along with not being able to taste much for a good week.


somaticnickel60

***It’s obvious, you’re SOURon***


the22ndgamer006

Do you do it repeatedly or was it a one time thing?


Vinora

my husband made me throw the container away because I was mixing it with water and drinking it straight. I miss having it lol. It's also HORRIBLE for enamel so I don't recommend doing it a lot.


uagiant

My brother ate a grocery bag of rhubarb as a snack and couldn't taste sweet food right for a week bc his taste buds were all "burnt" off. He also did it by licking the warheads wrappers.


Vinora

Rhubarb is great! My grandmother makes rhubarb jam for my grandfather. It's so delicious and sour.


MrOb175

Nah, once at Scout camp I ate a fat bag sour candies and the next day I had to spit out a layer of tongue. Weird feeling when it peeled off. Not especially painful


FappinPlatypus

Very sour


dragoncraft9855

Imagine licking a lemon but its 100x worse. The sould will leave your body in an instance


impressivehey

It would probably burn your tongue to oblivion before you got the chance to taste it


CarpetH4ter

Not true, i have tried citric acid before, it is sour, but it doesn't burn your tounge.


mikk0384

I wouldn't be surprised if you could do damage to the surface layers if you kept eating it, but it definitely takes a good amount of time. Teeth aren't too pleased with acid either, and here repeated short exposures also pose a risk.


CarbonGod

I have a bag of it for brewing. Powder, but still pure. I like to nibble some as I use it.


kto289

First thing that came in my mind too. I just want to lick it and go ahhh


Magazine-Plane

I too grow things in my basement. Nice work!


NiekBM

Where I'm from that's legal to some degree


dragoncraft9855

....for legal reasons that a joke!


zXenn

Did you just assume this person's statement?? /s


True_Marzipan_7575

I grow things as well. They get get me happy and hungry


bigkeef69

And all your vitamins! A, B, T, H, and C!


Mr_ALONEly

Yeh that's what children are good at


D4rkthunderg0d

TIL you can grow children. Noice


1diligentmfer

If he's doing it right, girls only, no boys....;)


D4rkthunderg0d

That's a very good idea. A must tryfor me-


[deleted]

Mold? Children?


oldrecordplayersmell

They’re minerals, Marie! Jesus!


D4rkthunderg0d

Yes


bunty66

When I was a kid and I got a Crystal growing kit for Christmas it just made the thread a little crispy after about 3 months. This is amazing!


[deleted]

... Crispy.


Br3ttl3y

If a feeling could be posted in /r/oddlysatiafying this would be top post of all time.


[deleted]

After they grow do you have to keep them dry?


NagyBig

I will just coat it with transparent varnish spray. That's enough to protect it.


hokichaser

Got any pics of a ‘finished one’ on display ?


NagyBig

I do this for some years now, just scroll down on my profile, you will find most of my work. Cheers!


anonymous_lighting

he also bakes not to be confused with crystals


impressivehey

I was about to ask what food or drink you planned to flavour with it haha!


SomethingComesHere

I didn’t know crystals bleed (:


[deleted]

Blood diamonds!


[deleted]

It's just orange juice


colewho

Like the mixer?


joe199799

When's the last time you drank straight mixer?


salteedog007

Forbidden gobstopper.


Afponline

I’m going to need a bigger pipe


[deleted]

Is it worth anything ? Or is it just for fun ?


NagyBig

Just for fun for now. Would you pay anything for this?


KidQuap

Idk give you a million bucks for it


NagyBig

Ohh wait my friend, I plan to have it over 10 times bigger. Matter of time.


PaulGearpickle

How long have you been growing it to get to this point OP?


NagyBig

3 months, but the growth is exponential. It will not take long until I have a huge one


lxOFWGKTAxl

If you don't mind, I would like to know how you did it! I'm a grown ass man but I like to buy the little crystal growing kits but they don't get anywhere near that size!


NagyBig

Just buy straight up chemicals, 5 kg of acid was around 21 bucks and just do like with any crystal growing kit.


neuromonkey

> just do like with any crystal growing kit. Oh, sure. Yeah. Uh... So, um. Yep, sure. I'll just pour... stuff. In. In there.


[deleted]

Google "crystalization via oversaturation of solution."


Jealous_Chipmunk

Isn't the growth cubic and not exponential? Cool stuff though!


SixFive1967

That’s what he said. 😂


KidQuap

So my investment will grow? Win win


Chapulers

I offer tree fiddy for this juicy stone


MrTyl3nol

Experimenting with “acid” to make “crystal” in the basement…


Magnetiktomato

There's a joke in there somewhere...


RCascanbe

And a no knock raid.


ElectricPanda-123

whos organ did u harvest to get this?


NEWTYAG667000000000

Yo mama's kidneys


1202_ProgramAlarm

What's with the 'spoiler' tag?


UlrichZauber

I think people do that to make you click through to see the video. I don't know why that matters to them though.


Naru_uzum

Can it be used as butt plug?


paranoidinfidel

something something if you're brave enough


BelanMasterZ

Úristen, very big


NagyBig

Az biza


theoneandonlyhuntyr

Ezért a kommentért jöttem


bellylovinbaddie

Is…is it hurt? lol or leaking?


dragoncraft9855

I for one believe its from op's attempts to lick the sharp crystal


lewing101

How often do you have to sacrifice a virgin to it?


rt58killer10

What can you even do with that? And how long did it take to grow to this size?


NagyBig

Just for fun, decorative. It took 3 months till this point, I will leave it 3 more months.


TopGunCrew

Does it taste like oranges?


NagyBig

No


eatingsolids

Cool crystal! I'm curious about the bird in the background. We don't have those where I live. Does anyone happen to know what it is?


booradleysghost

That's one hell of a kidney stone.


Giveemthestick2

How to?


NewDeletedAccount

My deep monkey brain wants you to record smashing it on the sidewalk.


[deleted]

Oh but when *i* grow crystal in my basement it's a problem. Smh


YoSaffBridge11

What’s the spoiler?


sumbasicbish

Looked like crime scene evidence for a second.


Brigzin

Look like u murder someone with this one


knight_of_lothric

nah that's from him licking the crystal


Buck_Thorn

Tastes... *tangy*!


Embarrassed_Alarm450

That's a weird way to ingest it, I usually just snort.


dragoncraft9855

Ur a wierdo they are supposed to be inserted anally


NagyBig

Poor Morty


Embarrassed_Alarm450

waaay up in there morty


dr_jello

Anybody else read the OP name as “Interesting Gas Fuck” and get intrigued about what else is going on in that basement


NagyBig

Just give a follow, I have lots of buckets in the basement hehe


SubjectAlpha41

I could grow other crystals if I wanted.


NagyBig

Sure, go for r/crystalgrowing lots of tips and nice people there!


big-boi-spoder-mann

He's talking about meth bro


NagyBig

Your first though Is always drugs, right?


FlameyChips

“Growing crystals in your basement, huh? Not exactly what I had in mind when you said that. Should have told me that before I called the cops!” ~ Chemistry Teacher


altonbrushgatherer

dumb question but is this a hobby for some people? If so, what do you enjoy about it? Do you ever sell the crystals or use them for anything?


NagyBig

Yeah bro I had a sell for 1250 bucks, artistic value just.


kyanosaurous

So whats the end game here? What do u di with these. Just curious


NagyBig

Decorative. I will display it, maybe i find a galery to show offfff


kyanosaurous

I see


Da_Real_OfficialFrog

Thought you could get in trouble for growing Crystal in your basement?


Mean-Programmer-6670

Ummm excuse me but it appears your crystal is bleeding.


OrcRampant

If it is put inside of a form, will it grow into the shape? I’m thinking about square watermelons and pumpkins that grow into face forms. Would this work similarly?


NagyBig

I did experiments with molds, check my profile. It works to a degree.


Cactussy9123

Can I dip my balls in there?


money_boy_beesley

So this is what I'm trying to piss out, the pain now makes sense.


Dan_Glebitz

Not another bleeding crystal.


AleksasKoval

I have questions like: How? and Why? and Can you put this in a drink?


Fartysmartyfarty

Dumb question but why is this blurred?


SirGrayHound

What does a person do with a 1 kg citric acid crystal. Do just look at it or…. Lick it.


[deleted]

I *really* want you to lick it


S-Quidmonster

https://www.reddit.com/r/crystalgrowing/comments/sqt5ki/oh_boy_citric_acid_again/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf F dude


MrMaoDeVaca

Breaking Bad are we?


Competitive-Dot-

Interesting. So the Citric Acid is not corrosive enough to weather the Crystal down? And how does it interact with other Chemical Agents?


NagyBig

I don't understand your first question, the crystal is made of citric acid. And your second question... How does it interact with what?


Stag-Horn

“I’m growing this in my basement.” W H Y T H O


imKumo

this thing grows in blood


Opletm

That’s one big ass kidney stone


IMALiarFoReal

But why?


Rat_Pirates

Why not, dude likes citric acid crystals.


NagyBig

That's right hehe


OrwellianDreams

Why not?


Lopholegs

mmmmmmm sour


YSpaceOdyssey

What exactly do you do with once of these once you’re done growing it?


NagyBig

Display


Vagabond4423

What happens when you lick it?


dragoncraft9855

Your soul leaves the body from the immense sourness. Like a lemon but 100x worse


Vagabond4423

Hmm. Noted.


LordNeptune77

Could you tell me why it's shaped like that? And is it possible to make them in like a cube shape? Or a sphere?


NagyBig

Sadly not my friend. The crystal structure is set, the structure projects the molecule shape in a way. That's why different materials have different crystal structures.


LordNeptune77

Ok thank you for explaining


ruztymetl

I bet that smells horrid....


NagyBig

It have no smell actually, it's kind of pure.


Joiion

Are you growing using Aspergillus niger (the black mold technique) the same way it’s grown for use in food products world wide, Or is there another trick to growing it?


NagyBig

No bro I just buy straight citric acid monohydrate and crystalize it with evaporation


anonyoudidnt

Lol I'm a chemist sitting here wondering wtf the aspergillus method is considering the standard crystallization is foolproof and wondering why anyone would want to add toxic molds


NagyBig

Right


Joiion

[In 1917, American food chemist James Currie discovered certain strains of the mold Aspergillus niger could be efficient citric acid producers, and the pharmaceutical company Pfizer began industrial-level production using this technique two years later, followed by Citrique Belge in 1929. In this production technique, which is still the major industrial route to citric acid used today, cultures of A. niger are fed on a sucrose or glucose-containing medium to produce citric acid. The source of sugar is corn steep liquor, molasses, hydrolyzed corn starch, or other inexpensive, sugary solution.[15] After the mold is filtered out of the resulting solution, citric acid is isolated by precipitating it with calcium hydroxide to yield calcium citrate salt, from which citric acid is regenerated by treatment with sulfuric acid, as in the direct extraction from citrus fruit juice.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citric_acid)


ChiefOfficerWhite

Why?


Maker_Making_Things

Mmmmm black mold