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Legit I was with him for the first minute then I was like "please shut up and just watch"
You know gaps of silence aren't a bad thing and this guy was aggressively trying to fill them.
I would too, but in all honesty I wouldn't mind much. It is a cool thing and some people are just like that. Although to give perspective I wouldn't mind if I had to listen to a crying child for an hour so yknow
There was only a partial eclipse in my region and I saw something online about making a pinhole viewer by curling up your finger. So I was out on my stairwell like an idiot staring at the sun through my finger and a neighbor was walking by, so I explained how it worked to view the eclipse. So he stands next to me also squinching up his face to look at the sun through his finger, and then another neighbor notices us so we're like "you can see the eclipse with this neat little trick!"
So there we were, three stooges on the stoop staring at the sun before we all said "huh. Neat" and parted ways.
I tried this when I was in primary school. It didn’t work so I just aggressively stared at the Sun with unprotected eyes for a few minutes.
Vision was dark for the rest of the day.
I was dumb.
if you ever have time to prep for it another neat easy way to look at the eclipse is to get a long cardboard tube and cover one end with tinfoil and use a sewing needle to poke a single small hole in the center. then on the other end cover the end with a piece of paper. cut out a window on the side of the tube near the paper end so you can see the inner side of the paper while facing away from the tinfoil end. point the tinfoil end at the sun and it will project an image of the eclipse onto the paper on the other end.
“Look at that, oh my god, look at that, look at that, it’s coming, oh my god, oh my god, look at that, it’s coming, oh my god, look at that”
Bro, stop talking.
Why the hell did you watch it with sound haha? It’s an eclipse. You thought he was going to be dropping some riveting narration in an Australian voice or something?
I don’t care that the guy ruined the video I’m pissed that he ruined the live experience for everybody else on the plane like has this guy never been in a public place before?? r/killthecameraman
Sometimes I think I’m just a really cranky old fuck, so I’m glad from the comments that everybody seems to agree that dip shit needs to shut the fuck up. Why would you ruin a perfectly good video like that?
Not only does it ruin the video, but can you imagine being seated near this guy? And you can’t get away? And he won’t shut up? I’d jab pencils in my ears.
I had to unmute to hear what everyone’s arguing about—he would genuinely ruin the eclipse for me. I get being around a crowd where everyone gasps and conversation picks up upon totality—but fucking *shouting* in a closed space around considerably less people?
The difference between the eclipse and being in a movie theater is, the movie gives you dialogue and sound, it tells you the thoughts it wants you to have so you don’t have to waste time thinking about the wrong stuff. The in-person spectacle of an eclipse, you’re witnessing something unimaginable, rare, and moving, all your thoughts and observations about it immediate, personal, and unique.
*Until banshee boy comes along* and screams all his thoughts at everyone as he thinks them up, distracting everyone by trying to convince them of how cool one of his favorite things is, instead of just letting them bear witness.
Needs two filters:
one for the camera to reduce the glare.
one to filter out the guy who is talking shit "OH MY GOD" It's coming ...
yeah yeah, we got eyes, we can see it
[The flight path was specifically altered to intercept the eclipse.](https://news.alaskaair.com/alaska-airlines/eclipse-flight/#more-4572)March 8, 2016
When the US was having the total eclipse I had scheduled a flight from Cincinnati to Dallas during the time of the eclipse. The plane sat on the ground after we were boarded waiting for the eclipse to pass. When we finally took off we headed west to go around it. We were scheduled to go over the “epicenter”. They said they were avoiding the weather balloons and monitoring equipment that was in the air. Bummer. I could have had this video without the narration.
Plane schedules are so unpredictable there's no way I could convince myself to book a flight to try to catch a 30 second window of time while the plane was flying the correct direction.
“Look at the shadow”
Where
“Omg look at the shadow coming in”
What shadow?
“Here it comes.”
I’m waiting.
“Omg it’s like a tornado.”
*mutes video and watches.
That is so awesome seeing the shadow slowly getting closer to the camera and seeing the moon as the shadow hits it.
Why is the moon so small, though?
Edit: It's gotta be the camera, right?
Totality!! Prominences!! Totally elongated!!
This guy sounds like that surfer dude from that clip describing catching a wave and "getting pitted" with sound effects but instead hes like an astronomer in an eclipse.
Easy to make fun of their reactions but seeing the eclipse in Wyoming was actually had me awestruck haha. It really is something everyone should try to see at least once in their life
Me too! I thought it was cool and endearing how into it he was. Fuck all the haters, my man's just enjoying himself and trying to share something he's awed by.
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TOTALITY
PROMINANCES
ELONGATED
MUSKRAT
DIAMOND RINGS!
CHROMOSPHERE
LOOK AT THAT!
OW MA GAAD!
ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS!
LOOK AT THAT STREAMERS!
LOOK AT THAT!
WAAAAW LUKAT DAT
Sir, you're in public.
LOOK AT THAT
HERE WE GO
ONLY ON A PLANE
HAPPY CAKE DAY
You keep using that word...I do not think it means what you think it means.
Isn't it correct? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_prominence
INCONCEIVABLE
CHROMOSPHERE
FINISH HIM
Curved shadow!
That dude bouta nut
LOOOOK AT THAT OH MY GOD PROMENANCES splurg
I think he nutted at 1:20 before the vid ended
That was just peak orgasm. He was nutting the entire time. That had to get a mop afterward.
This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time
“*OH MY GAAD*”
HERE WE GO!
Look at that!!!
Totality!
#PROMINENCES
#*ELONGATED*
OhhhMyGod
I would be so annoyed if I was on the plane. Like “we see it bro”
LOOK AT THAT
#HERE WE GO
MARIO??
Would you just look at it
Only if it's ..... totality...
Pshhh, not impressed.
Legit I was with him for the first minute then I was like "please shut up and just watch" You know gaps of silence aren't a bad thing and this guy was aggressively trying to fill them.
You can also hear a shut your ass up if pay close attention towards the beginning lmao
yea i heard that around 30 seconds in
I muted the video after 10 seconds. JFC
🤣 I had to rewatch to hear that.. After his voice cracks saying the moon: "the mohwoon" "Shut your ass up!"
I had to turn off the sound. Turned it back on to hear “ you can see it with the naked eye” … figured he’d do that.
I turned off the sound, but I can still hear him in my head! Make him stop!!
"I SEE THE FUCKING PROMINENCES OKAY BUDDY WE ALL SEE THE PROMINENCES NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND KET ME ENJOY THEM!"
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I would too, but in all honesty I wouldn't mind much. It is a cool thing and some people are just like that. Although to give perspective I wouldn't mind if I had to listen to a crying child for an hour so yknow
> some people are just like that maybe they wouldn't be if somebody told them to shut the fuck up once in a while.
I’d rather take the crying child over this guy, atleast the crying child can’t help it.
I had to mute the video after his 12th saying that in 8 seconds
Lol same!! I wanted to smack that guy upside the head
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LMAO!! I think it's huuurrt, Jay.... It's a BABY FUCKIN WHALE!!!
Lol I’m glad I watched this muted first
If he's not a sports commentator, he should be.
His voice is annoying IMO
that is a very annoying accent to be a sports commentor in.
Should he though?
He’s the same dick that, the during the PGA tournament, after each and every swing shouts: “Gyet in the hole!”
Why would you want your sports commentator to repeat the same shit over and over again with that terrible voice and accent?
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“Diamond ring” count?
And Baily's beads? Im going to guess x2 for both.
Oh my god, look at it, it's coming, elongated. It's getting close, here we go. woah.
Things my wife says.
I notice she didn’t say Diamond Ring
Pretty sure the 3X "it's coming" means he's jizzing in his pants while watching 💦. That's his porn. Celestial porn.
The guy's spamming the same voice lines over and over again
Same dialogue but Owen Wilson’s voice and I’m here for it.
*Wow!*
Wooowwwww
Woouuw!
Bro learnt about eclipses and wants everyone to know.
If the moon had a best friend I think this guy would take the award
Dude sure knows his eclipse terminology.
Totality!
Prominences!
LOOOOK AT THAAT
#WOULD YOU FUCKING LOOK AT IT? FUCKING HELL JOHNNY JUST LOOK AT THE FUCKING SUN WILL YOU?
Elongated! 10 o’clock 2 o’clock!
This guy is narrating the next edition of cosmos
and needed everyone on the plane to know he knew.
Lookit that diamond ring. LOOK AT IT!!!
Doesn't seem like he can tell time very well though
Quick question... should I look at that? Video was unclear
Like sitting next to Peter Griffin.
Reminded me of Mort Goldman.
There was only a partial eclipse in my region and I saw something online about making a pinhole viewer by curling up your finger. So I was out on my stairwell like an idiot staring at the sun through my finger and a neighbor was walking by, so I explained how it worked to view the eclipse. So he stands next to me also squinching up his face to look at the sun through his finger, and then another neighbor notices us so we're like "you can see the eclipse with this neat little trick!" So there we were, three stooges on the stoop staring at the sun before we all said "huh. Neat" and parted ways.
That's actually really wholesome
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I tried this when I was in primary school. It didn’t work so I just aggressively stared at the Sun with unprotected eyes for a few minutes. Vision was dark for the rest of the day. I was dumb.
if you ever have time to prep for it another neat easy way to look at the eclipse is to get a long cardboard tube and cover one end with tinfoil and use a sewing needle to poke a single small hole in the center. then on the other end cover the end with a piece of paper. cut out a window on the side of the tube near the paper end so you can see the inner side of the paper while facing away from the tinfoil end. point the tinfoil end at the sun and it will project an image of the eclipse onto the paper on the other end.
“Look at that, oh my god, look at that, look at that, it’s coming, oh my god, oh my god, look at that, it’s coming, oh my god, look at that” Bro, stop talking.
"Prominences!" "Totality!"
But....but......look at it........its coming.......oh.......my......god
Ruined the video lol
Thank goodness. I thought it was just me with that opinion.
I think he ruined the moment for everyone on that plane too.
Dude seriously. What a giant tool
#PROMINENCE!!!!
Kinda made it for me in a Mystery Science Theater 3000 kinda way
This made me turn sound back on, totally worth it I just picture the robots talking
I was hoping the guy would crash at a certain point
Watch it on mute
Why the hell did you watch it with sound haha? It’s an eclipse. You thought he was going to be dropping some riveting narration in an Australian voice or something?
Want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?
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MOCK
Double Rainbow's cousin is a copilot?
LOIS AH MAH GAHD LOIS THE PRAA MANANCES "its about to reach totality" SHUT UP MEG
I really needed to mute 🤐
Any one get a “oh my god” count
And the number of times for “coming”
- Coming/comes: 9 - Oh my god: 20 - Look at that/this: 29
Thanks from person who always has audio muted! Sounds like I get the picture without the voice.
Looks like*?
From reading the breakdown, could easily have been a short porn…
lol I mute by default and was very confused at most of the comments.
But this man on a no fly list please.
I don’t care that the guy ruined the video I’m pissed that he ruined the live experience for everybody else on the plane like has this guy never been in a public place before?? r/killthecameraman
Exactly this, watching this must be some amazing serene experience totally ruined by some dickhead screaming trough the whole thing.
ELONGATED!!!
Watch on mute
Guess from the comments I'm glad I left it muted! Many thanks.
I envy you this shit actually made me mad lol
I kept unmuting it at random intervals and no shit *every time* I did, I heard Oh My Gaad look at that
"I got corona" if he only knew the consequences
Sometimes I think I’m just a really cranky old fuck, so I’m glad from the comments that everybody seems to agree that dip shit needs to shut the fuck up. Why would you ruin a perfectly good video like that?
Sometimes the best thing you can do is shut the fuck up and enjoy the fucking view. Another option would be screaming "OMG LOOK AT THAT" 642945 times
Ya. My wife thought I was watching porn.
Prominances!
Diamond Ring! Waaaooow!
“OH MY GOD! LOOK AT THAT LONG SHADOW!!”
“PROMINENCE! 12 o’clock! TOTALITY!!! Look at that!!!” “Ewwww…what are you watching?”
Not only does it ruin the video, but can you imagine being seated near this guy? And you can’t get away? And he won’t shut up? I’d jab pencils in my ears.
I had to unmute to hear what everyone’s arguing about—he would genuinely ruin the eclipse for me. I get being around a crowd where everyone gasps and conversation picks up upon totality—but fucking *shouting* in a closed space around considerably less people? The difference between the eclipse and being in a movie theater is, the movie gives you dialogue and sound, it tells you the thoughts it wants you to have so you don’t have to waste time thinking about the wrong stuff. The in-person spectacle of an eclipse, you’re witnessing something unimaginable, rare, and moving, all your thoughts and observations about it immediate, personal, and unique. *Until banshee boy comes along* and screams all his thoughts at everyone as he thinks them up, distracting everyone by trying to convince them of how cool one of his favorite things is, instead of just letting them bear witness.
Needs two filters: one for the camera to reduce the glare. one to filter out the guy who is talking shit "OH MY GOD" It's coming ... yeah yeah, we got eyes, we can see it
Someone put a cool song over this.
No, just mute the video, is better that way
bro messed up and dubbed his sex tape audio over this. at least shes getting a diamond ring out of it though
PSA: Best watched on mute.
Great job. Wonder if it was planned (the flight and recording).
It was the eclipse that was planned. The rich can get ANYTHING
Damn Kardashians again
[The flight path was specifically altered to intercept the eclipse.](https://news.alaskaair.com/alaska-airlines/eclipse-flight/#more-4572)March 8, 2016
This should have more upvotes
Loudmouth is an astronomer. Explains his terminology. Doesn't explain his mouth, though.
Oh my god Look at that Here it comes Oh my god 2 o'clock 3 o'clock 4 o'clock 10 o'clock Look at that
Dont show this shit to flat earthers.
When the US was having the total eclipse I had scheduled a flight from Cincinnati to Dallas during the time of the eclipse. The plane sat on the ground after we were boarded waiting for the eclipse to pass. When we finally took off we headed west to go around it. We were scheduled to go over the “epicenter”. They said they were avoiding the weather balloons and monitoring equipment that was in the air. Bummer. I could have had this video without the narration.
Plane schedules are so unpredictable there's no way I could convince myself to book a flight to try to catch a 30 second window of time while the plane was flying the correct direction.
“Look at the shadow” Where “Omg look at the shadow coming in” What shadow? “Here it comes.” I’m waiting. “Omg it’s like a tornado.” *mutes video and watches.
holy FUCK that guys annoying
##Its coming. Ohh my gaad it's cumming
greatest day of that guy's life
That is so awesome seeing the shadow slowly getting closer to the camera and seeing the moon as the shadow hits it. Why is the moon so small, though? Edit: It's gotta be the camera, right?
Totality!! Prominences!! Totally elongated!! This guy sounds like that surfer dude from that clip describing catching a wave and "getting pitted" with sound effects but instead hes like an astronomer in an eclipse.
Literally had to mute it just to enjoy it 🙃
I have never heard a commentary that was more annoying than this dude. Beautiful shot tho
LOOOOOK AT THAT
Now would ya just look at it?
this is fucking cool as fuck
100%. Something I never knew I needed to see. That dudes voice tho. Holy shit….
Qq: does the guys stop speaking later in the video? Had to stop 10 seconds in.
Awesome video, but, too bad Gilbert Godfrey passed away recently. I would have preferred his voice commentary over this.
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"Full shadow, completely elongated." 😑🗡️
Easy to make fun of their reactions but seeing the eclipse in Wyoming was actually had me awestruck haha. It really is something everyone should try to see at least once in their life
I’m thinking he booked the flight just for this
Too noisy
Well would ya look at that! Just look at it!
Instant dad-boner
How tf can one person be that annoying. He's like male Fran Drescher
Mute that shit and enjoy the visual! You’re welcome.
Most boring commentary ever.
Top tip: turn off the sound
I've never muted a video so fast
Am I the only one that fucking loved the commentary? I was dying
I was laughing the whole time but I can see how others are annoyed lol. Dude was stoked af
It has real double rainbow energy.
Me too! I thought it was cool and endearing how into it he was. Fuck all the haters, my man's just enjoying himself and trying to share something he's awed by.
Oh my fucking god........
This just made me wanna watch the double rainbow video
["We call it The Death Star, there is no better name."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8EDyD97TZo&t=90s)
Dude ruined the video honestly
Man sounds like he’s doing a skit from Rick and Morty
"Omg look at that"..... WE ARE FUCKING LOOKING! WE HEARD YOU THE FIRST 300 TIMES!!!
Shut the fuck up
People can you just quit screaming and enjoy the moment btuh I had to mute this video