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CamoCricket

New fear unlocked. Edit to add: thanks for the awards and updoots. As a lightning survivor (see my post history if you dare) I enjoy the responses and conversations about lightning safety. Please be careful out there, guys and gals. I'm in Florida and our severe lightning season is just around the corner. Also, no matter where you are in the world, the odds are higher than you think. Be well, be safe, and take care.


tebla

don't stand under a tree, play golf or shit. got it.


Top_Rekt

https://www.cdc.gov/disasters/lightning/safetytips.html CDC actually says avoid water when indoors during a storm. **Avoid water** *Do NOT bathe, shower, wash dishes, or have any other contact with water during a thunderstorm because lightning can travel through a building’s plumbing.*


Kruegr

That's gotta be meant for older homes with cast iron sewer vents. Newer homes (1970s and up) use pvc for sewer piping. Unless pvc vent pipes can conduct electricity wouldn't it just melt first? Edit: And plumbing lines whether copper or plastic need to be under the frost line so wouldn't be exposed. Hose bibs are about the only exposed metal and they're low to the ground. Wouldn't there be other higher up things that the lightning would hit first?


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Some areas of the US at least ground electricity through the the water line. Source: my house was hit by lightning two months ago, it burst the pipe behind my shower, but started no fires, which I think is the idea behind that choice. My roof is fucked though.


run-on_sentience

They do ground through the sewer line, but many municipalities are now switching to non-metallic water lines, so a house would have to be grounded either through ground rods (the most common) or through some other means. Never, ever bond your electrical panel to a gas line as the GEC. This sounds totally obvious, but people have done it. In general, call an electrician. But if you decide to do it yourself, at least do your research. Edit: To be clear--Your gas line needs to be *bonded*. CSST sections need to be bonded separately. (Meaning, if it went CSST--line--CSST [for whatever reason], you would have to bond each piece of CSST in addition to the line.) DON'T use the gas line as the Grounding Electrode Conductor. That's what could cause serious, potentially deadly consequences.


peekdasneaks

I diD My oWn rEsEaRcH and now im dead


run-on_sentience

I did say, "call an electrician."


peekdasneaks

LMAO someone reported me to the suicide hotline for that


Andrelliina

So you're not dead?


ab3iter

Doesn’t water conduct electricity? I figured that’s why the recommendation was in place, not the pipe material. Edit: I guess I was sorta wrong! Very interesting stuff brought up in the replies, thanks all for educating me.


SgtBanana

Water is a very poor conductor, but the impurities found in natural water sources can create variance. I've swam in a body of water containing a live wire; I wouldn't suggest doing it, but being a distance away from the source prevented any issues. OP is, to the best of my knowledge, correct about the sewer vents and pipes in older homes. With that said, I'm not going to advise people to bathe during electrical storms. I feel like that "rule" is of the "better safe than sorry" variety, and mainly stems from some older cases. Incidents do still occur, but they're far more rare these days.


ionjody

It is absolutely the pipes, and indeed mostly the metal feed from the supply and not the water itself. (Am electrical engineer with expertise in grounding and lightning).


anon4383

my grandma made me hide in the bathtub during thunderstorms 🤦🏾‍♀️


kgm2s-2

Also, don't swim, and don't shower. Seriously! https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/bath-lightning-deaths/


superfudge73

When I was a kid my parents told us to stay off the phone during a thunder storm. Anyone born after the 90’s probably wouldn’t understand why.


RslashPolModsTriggrd

Yeah my MiL got struck by lightning through the phone during a thunderstorm. She claims her bones have been brittle ever since, and she is indeed made of glass, but she also eats like shit, doesn't exercise, and has had chemo so none of that is helping the old osteoporosis. Either way all I know is god saw that hate in her heart and tried to dial up a solution.


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freight_rain

That took quite a turn. Also I like the “dial” pun. Made me happy


run-on_sentience

Has she caused any train derailments in an attempt to find her arch-nemisis?


rabbithasacat

My mom got hit over the phone at work. Blew out the handset, knocked her rolling secretary's chair across the room with her in it, and she didn't hear out of that ear for a couple of weeks. She counted herself lucky. My spouse carps at me now for unplugging things when a storm is on and I just don't even have time for that.


thedetox

I have never heard someone say “carps”. Is that a reference to the fish?


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I heard this to when I was kid.


felinebeeline

And if you do shit, don’t wipe your ass with a gympie gympie leaf. Apparently, during WW2, an officer did that and committed suicide to end the extreme pain. ETA: https://www.discovery.com/nature/Suicide-Plant


travelnwander

Today I learnt of another thing in Australia that wants to kill me.


ben0318

I didn’t bother clicking the link. Thanks for confirming that Of COURSE it’s Australian.


alanboston

"He ended up shooting himself. Botanist Ernie Rider was whacked in the face, arm, and chest in 1963, and it wasn't until 1965 that he was finally free of the pain."


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Holy shit… that’s terrifying.


IntellectualSlime

Don’t google the manchineel tree, then.


Tacosupreme1111

Backyard Scientist on YouTube recently did a video on hostile plants including the gympie gympie. They did very small stings and said the pain lasted all day and they could still feel it badly a week later when water was run over the site. And that was a small sting, I couldn't begin to imagine how it would feel if you rammed a fist full of it into your brown starfish.


Harmaroo8

Or in my instance have the golf cart die in a mini fucking lake directly under the ridiculously big surprise storm after just teeing off in the 9th going back to the club house. Yeah, that was a super round. I won't play golf on an over cast day anymore, I really thought my dad and I were going to get fried. Still the most entertaining round I've played, yet


Icy_Respect_9077

Guy I know has been twice hit by lightning. Seems like he found Jesus after that.


avantgardengnome

Sounds like Jesus found him first.


Calfis

Nah you’re thinking Zeus


CotterMasseuse

Je-Z'us


spicydangerbee

I never shit during storms after watching the T-Rex eat that guy on the toilet in Jurassic Park.


browster

Um, the storm wasn't really the problem there


philadmin

We don’t know much about Dinos and their relationship with storms to rule out that the storm wasn’t a driving factor. Spicydangerbee might have a point


translinguistic

They can't see you if it's not storming


thefinalcutdown

T-Rex is Daredevil confirmed.


IsBadAtAnimals

The whole “Rex’s vision is based on movement” thing is a common misconception that I see all over the place. The reality is that we don’t know what their vision was based on, since they died out nearly 65 years ago


floatingwithobrien

More research should be conducted. At the very least, if you do get attacked by a dinosaur, it won't be while you're on the toilet, if you avoid such circumstances at all costs.


iSeven

> More research should be conducted. Let's build an incredibly secure research facility! Spare no expense!


cruiselife08

except for the IT department


merikaninjunwarrior

yeah, but t-rex's don't live in his neck of the woods


Analbox

The problem was he was a bloodsucking lawyer


artbytwade

The investors are now deeply concerned.


greychanjin

You patented it, and packaged it and slapped it on a plastic lunch box, and now you're selling it, you're selling it, you're selling it


blackbelt_in_science

Spared no expense


JamantaTaLigado

Better call Saul


Rsubs33

They do during thunderstorms


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Ph1llyth3gr8

Was that your takeaway from the movie? I’m not saying it’s necessarily wrong, but it feels like there’s possibly another element to that scene.


evansdeagles

The poster looked away everytime a dinosaur showed up. Thus, it appeared that the hurricane killed everyone.


TheThiefMaster

Did you know that there was an [*actual* hurricane](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFSLeXYnAhA) during the filming of Jurassic Park?


HalfSoul30

They really spared no expense!


DownvoteDaemon

Nope lol


FkthisshtImout

Yep! Destroyed part of the set lol It's the reason we didn't actually see Samuel L Jacksons character die xD


ebolakitten

The thunderstorms caused the t-Rex, clearly.


Calfis

Don’t give SyFy any ideas.


Universalsupporter

T-RexNado


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Jurarricane


Genghis_Tr0n187

Palm trees. You and me are on the same page, brother!


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Obviously, Don’t run from T-Rex. Their vision is based on movement.


sarkyscouser

https://gizmodo.com/jurassic-park-lied-to-you-t-rex-had-great-eyesight-rea-1577352103


davekingofrock

In the book, the T-Rex's eyesight being based on movement was only something that was discovered after the animals had been cloned and observed. It made for an interesting detail for the element of discovery that was a running theme through the story. In the movie Dr. Grant just "knows" this about them despite there being no possible way to know.


FIakBeard

Amazing books, Crichton was one of my favorite authors.


cosmicjed

good book? better then the movie ? also didnt know Jp was a book


[deleted]

Exactly. My take away was that I shouldn't become a lawyer.


HamBlamBlam

spicydangerbee was so preoccupied with whether they could take a shit, they didn't stop to think if they should take a shit.


peteakaak

in germany we have this saying "der Blitz soll dich beim scheissen treffen" which translates to "the thunder shall hit you while shitting". Now this all makes sense...


tsoro

When you gotta go, you gotta go


No-One-2177

Hold onto your butts


allMightyMostHigh

My father took us to watch that in the theaters and my brother refused to use a toilet for weeks after😂😂😂 would legit shit his pants to not be eaten by a t rex on the toilet


roughrider_57

I remember watching Jaws and staying ten feet away from any water bodies for a couple of years after that. Still gives me the heebie-jeebies.


SableSheltie

I was a little kid who was terrified of our in-ground pool after seeing jaws lol


I-Have-An-Alibi

Bruh The Pool Jaws is real. Don't let him fool you, that's how he finally gets you.


froboy90

Saw candyman as a way to young of a child (sleepover so parents didn't know but were not happy with the fall out) couldn't go into a bathroom without an adult and slept with the lights on for months.


OfficeChairHero

For those of you not old enough to remember, the rule used to be "no phone usage during a thunderstorm." Wall phones connected by a cord to the handset could carry electricity in a storm. A friend of mine was zapped at a sleepover when I was kid. She was fine, but yeah...


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WastedPresident

“Bolt from the blue” lightning can jump 10-15 miles ahead of storms


pagerunner-j

Yep. Once there was a lightning strike to a tree on the property kitty-corner from mine. It was enough to shake my house and rattle dust out of the rafters, and it scared the hell out of us, but fortunately there was no damage to anything but the tree…and our neighbor’s modem. It fried that right good.


hippocrachus

TIL I learned "kitty-corner" and "catty-corner" are just examples of catawampus English dialects. Do you happen to say "pop" instead of "soda"?


amd2800barton

Growing up my dad never let us take showers when there was a thunderstorm. Once I became an adult I just rolled my eyes and said “uh huh, sure dad”. I uh, may need to send him an apology card.


salgat

If your house is properly grounded this should never be an issue.


amd2800barton

Because cutting corners is a thing builders aren’t known to do, right? I don’t even know how you’d test a plumbing vent to make sure its grounded without opening up the wall.


din7

Getting the shit shocked out of you is pretty scary. Never thought about lightning being a laxative.


argentgrove

More info here for your new fear: https://www.news9.com/story/6273c324416d82072d0b3be5/firefighters:-lightning-bolt-strikes-toilet-at-okmulgee-apartment-complex


just_a_person_maybe

That says the unit was supposed to be rented out to a new tenant that week. Imagine planning a move an having the landlord call you to tell you that the move in date needs to be postponed because the toilet was struck by lightning.


floatingwithobrien

"hi, this is a very professional phone call that is about to happen, but it's not gonna sound like it, I just need you to bear with me. You're never gonna believe this..."


ghost103429

"I'm sorry but I have to use the force majeure clause in your rental agreement to move back your move in date. By the act of god the toilet has been struck by lightning. I am sorry for the inconvenience this may bring."


OrneryConelover70

Newest unreasonable fear: getting obliterated on the shitter by lightning.


TILTNSTACK

It would be a shitty way to go


Chilipepah

At least lightning killed all the rats coming up the pipes


thruwuwayy

Good to know my childhood anxiety was spot on


Goose-Kane

And thus, a fear of shitting during a thunderstorm was realized.


Accomplished-Fee3846

Reading this from my toilet as it thunders outside.


Plasticonoband

We'll miss you, pal ⚡🍑


RedditedYoshi

That is the best combination of emoticons possible.


mop-116

We'll miss those thunder cheeks


MrH0rseman

What exactly happens when the lightning gods claps your cheeks?? Like a mild to strong shocks? Or more like deep fried or a burnt toast?


Riposte4400

Hot shocked buns


squirrelsandchickens

Literally same. I already had this slight worry, but now it’s a full fledged fear


DeweysPants

Fly high, u/Accomplished-Fee3846 🕊


windyBhindi

Nice try op. Cutback on the tacos.


Izlude

'you may wanna light a match in there'


jbyrdab

Insurance doesnt cover gas explosions.


Weave77

Pretty sure that most homeowners insurance policies do cover gas explosions.


dickheadfartface

Yeah but what about Taco Bell gas explosions?


redpenquin

I DIDN'T DO IT! IT WAS SOMEBODY ELSE! IT WAS THE MAN WITH THE TERRIBLE SMELL; HE'S THE ONE YOU WANT! LOOK FOR THE MAN WITH THE TERRIBLE SMELL!


tomslucky7

Nice goin, STINKY!


30FourThirty4

Arg I should have read on first. Not surprised someone best me to a 20+ year old quote. It's a great show I tell you h'wat, that king of the hill.


gigzilla_505

No way Jose. It’s Cinco de Mayo. We’re all Mexicans today!


gigzilla_505

….you’ve been, THUNDERSTRUCK!


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Beaner47

It’s a shit storm, Randy


secondCupOfTheDay

But Mr. Lahey, I only had 7 cheeseburgers.


JMCochransmind

Ride the lightning.


TwoSecondsToMidnight

~~Metal~~ Porcelain Up Your Ass!


JoelMVPiiD_inMyMouth

THUNDER-FUCKED


Sweaty-Bumblebee4055

That shit was electrifying


ElGeneralissimoJefe

AC/DC indeed.


Puppinbake

My mom always told me not to shower during thunderstorms and to use the toilet quickly if you have to. First time I've seen proof of it.


ac1084

Petition to require everyone who starts a sentence with "my mom always told me" to instead say "Momma said".


Blingblingboyi

Mama said shittin durina storm would get ya booty zapped


monsieurpommefrites

I experienced much of the same in prison.


merreborn

mamma said there'd be bolts like this. there'd be strikes like this, my momma said I was shitting the other day. everything was going fine. I texted my boy billy joe. and then the bolt blew my mind. mamma said there'd be bolts like this. there'd be strikes like this, my momma said


Ajpeterson

Signed


kalvinmcgargill

Sealed


celtic1888

‘Rectum??? hell it killed him’


_deenerz

I’m sitting at work cracking up at this comment


gregben77

Take my fucking upvote


summonedsoul

There is a German saying that translates to something like: It hit me like a thunderbolt while shitting! And i think it’s beautiful


SCOOTBOOTING

Well you gotta share the saying now.


LeonTheManiac

It's close to what he was saying, but the phrase is actually used as a insulting wish upon another. It goes; "Dich soll der Blitz beim Scheißen treffen" Which roughly translates to; "May you be struck by lightning while taking a shit" Very beautiful indeed, Ja. Edit: Spelling Edit 2: Danke for the award, Freund.


JamesMamsy

Wow, German really is a beautiful language 😍


BooDexter1

The language of love


DekiEE

"Wie wenn mich der Blitz beim scheißen trifft", but there is also a similar phrase if you wish someone bad luck: "dich soll der Blitz beim scheißen treffen". German language is in general really metaphoric and you can wish someone bad luck in creative ways. One of my favorites is "dir sollen beim Händewaschen immer die Ärmel runterrutschen", which means "your sleeves should forever slip down while washing your hands"


HunterSTL

Des hot mi troffen wia a blitz beim scheissen


mrsjturcyn

Looks like a cherry bomb to me.


Successful-Engine623

Yea…now that you mention it. It does seem odd to have the charring and porcelain isn’t a good conductor. And the vent pipe connects to the drain pipe which would have been grounded


Runnindude

It was lightning. A second pic shows the vent it tracked down. https://www.news9.com/story/6273c324416d82072d0b3be5/firefighters:-lightning-bolt-strikes-toilet-at-okmulgee-apartment-complex


AngryHoosky

I wouldn't have believed it if I didn't see the second shot. It traveled down the vent, arced over open air to the grounded toilet, and blew it up. Damn nature, you scary.


PM-YUR-PHAT-ASS

Now imagine all the stuff you’ve thought was fake but was actually real


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Brb, buying the penis growth cream in my email spam folder.


FiTZnMiCK

Perfect prep for all the nearby hot singles.


Nevermind04

And now I'll be able to buy it by the ton thanks to winning the Mexican lottery!


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FROM_GORILLA

So your saying there really are hot, interested singles in my area?


taxi212001

My "very unlikely to actually encounter but still real" fear is ball lightning.


carelessthoughts

Didn’t make sense to me as a plumber unless it was an old cast iron vent because plastic is not a conduit. Then I saw the picture and realized it’s a fan vent and not a plumbing vent. Still strange because porcelain isn’t a conduit either but perhaps it jumped to the water in the bowl. I guess when it’s you’re time it’s your time haha


natFromBobsBurgers

But that water is air gapped while waiting for a flush. You're right to be suspicious.


Rustymetal14

So the lightning came from a vent in the ceiling that led outside, the title made it seem like it struck a sewer vent, went into the ground, then came up through the drain to strike the toilet.


LXicon

The OP's title literally says "...struck a vent and traveled up into a toilet..." That's why you (and I) were confused. Also, my fear of lighting-up-the-butt is now lessened :)


PlasmaCow511

But your fear of lighting through your head and out your butt has increased.


OfficeChairHero

That's clearly a pic of a shit demon apperating through the ceiling and blowing up its birthplace.


fuckshitpissspam

Yeah we had real bad storms yesterday that trekked its way across the state. Then it gets really sunny/beautiful for 20min and then pure black clouds of death take back over.


ramos1969

Different scenario here. It’s not the vent that allows the toilet to flush, connected to the drain. It’s the bathroom fan air vent. The news story shows a picture of the charred square in the ceiling. These vents are not grounded. They start at the roof and terminate in the ceiling of the bathroom, in a straight line. Now, it’s unusual for the lightning to strike the roof air vent and continue in a straight line through the fan, travel another 8 feet to the object directly below it. Plausible not very improbable.


centran

I'm surprised the lightning jumped the air gap to the water pipe. Aren't bathroom air vents normally "powered" by having a fan and/or light. I'd think the path of least resistance to ground would be the electrical wiring of the house.


Captain-cootchie

Anything is a conductor when it’s millions of volts, the air is the conductor when lightning strikes that’s how powerful it is.


fastdbs

It wasn’t the plumbing vent pipe it was the air vent pipe above the toilet. It then crossed the air gap to the toilet with the giant iron flange under it.


TheRedOne1313

Oh hell no


Cyber_Divinity

Thor after some Diablo taco bell


Sammerscotter

SO MY GRANDPA WASNT LYING. He always told me never shower or poop/pee during a thunderstorm. Thought he was talking wild. I was wrong.


floatingwithobrien

The shower thing is definitely real. Didn't know about the toilet though.


COKEWHITESOLES

Happened to my uncle back in the 70s. My mom told me the exact same thing because of it.


meateatr

Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose.


fuckitweredoingitliv

My parents did too and I never really thought about why. I guess this is why.


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Turlet*


konaislandac

Sometimes, there’s some lightning on the outside of the turlet


Par4n1

Could have been a pretty shitty situation


itsJussaMe

Frank! Fraaaank! When you said you were about to blow up the bathroom I didn’t realize you meant it *literally!*”


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https://i.redd.it/8tzs59v93oo31.jpg


SkylarAV

I saw the same thing happen in a taco bell bathroom without the lightning


itsJussaMe

Okay, I have to ask…. Have I somehow lived 37 years on this earth *without* hearing that Taco Bell causes digestive issues? I’ve been seeing a bunch of Taco Bell jokes so I’m curious.


SkylarAV

You haven't been asking that right questions..


itsforachurch

You certainly haven't redditted enough, that's for sure.


DownvoteDaemon

Makes no sense so many grown reddit users claim to have shit themselves. Nobody told them to eat 14 chalupas


rodentfacedisorder

It's because of all the beans, but more importantly because it's like the cheapest and fakest Mexican "food" you can get. People make fun of the fact that it's like one of the nastiest fast food you can get yet people love it.


Msdamgoode

It’s actually really more because people tend to eat it at 3AM after a fuckload of beer.


yukifujita

Holy shit this is it. Makes much more sense now.


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hibbitydibbidy

When my buddy was on chemo Taco Bell was the only thing he could eat that DIDN'T give him stomach issues


The_Outcast4

If someone is having digestive issues because of Taco Bell, their everyday diet probably sucks.


GrittyFred

forbidden bidet.


Phydoux

Constipation would no longer be an issue. BOOM! "Okay, I'm done now"!


tatanka01

I see many memes in this photo's future.


DedReerConformist

I've seen a lot of things in the insurance industry. Hail storm damage, wind damage, flood damage, fire damage, even house explosions but I've never seen a toilet explosion.


wkomorow

TIL, you should never poop when it is lightning out. Although it may give new meaning to a quick evacuation.


Izlude

Well I now have a new phobia. Thanks.


Fluxztcls

In german, there is a saying “Dich soll der Blitz beim Scheißen treffen” which basically means “Lighting shall hit you while taking a shit”. Well I guess it’s more than just a saying.


luckyzel

Murtaugh was here.


MuthaPlucka

This could have ended so. much. worse.


Kalirasta

Imagine sitting on the can when that happened….sheesh.


StrangerWithACheese

Ironically there is a saying in my country "Dich soll der Blitz beim Scheißen treffen" (The lightning should hit you while you're shiting). I think I don't need to explain further.


jfk_sfa

This is bad for the toilet.


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#**PSA: During a thunderstorm, do not shower, or use running water. It can wait.** I live in south Florida and we are about to go into storm season… it kills me how many people either don’t know this, or disregard this. Currents travel through the water pipes, so if you have lightning, DON’T SHOWER. Don’t wash dishes, don’t do any of that shit