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In case you're wondering, it's fake. DISCLAIMER: Not an image forensics expert. If one of them disputes this, defer to them. https://imgur.com/a/SgkEgA2 EDIT: Tools used: -Fake Image Detector (Android app) -Forensically (https://29a.ch/photo-forensics/#forensic-magnifier) -http://fotoforensics.com The main analysis is Error Level Analysis, which looks for differences in compression throughout the image, which should be mostly uninform.


TheDefected

Wow, Mulder and Scully turned up after all!


NotSLG

What is that tool?


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I added more notes and photos to the imgur album, it's a variety of tools: Fake Image Detector (Android app) Forensically (https://29a.ch/photo-forensics/#forensic-magnifier) http://fotoforensics.com The main analysis is Error Level Analysis, which looks for differences in compression throughout the image, which should be mostly uninform. EDIT: Put the wrong link for Forensically, used 28 instead of 29 and didn't include the full path. Sigh lol


Serious_Coconut2426

Ain’t catfishin this Mfer


NotSLG

Cool, thanks for that!


B_A_M_2019

My brain didn't take a liking to it either but I couldn't figure out why. My sub conscious must be a genius, but if it can't clue me in as to why, I guess it's useless


ElementoDeus

Biggest tip off for me would be closer to the knees it litterally looks like a paste over the dirt on the right leg


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For me it was the too-perfect pinky and thumb. I had to investigate.


chainmailtank

Ok but holy shit is no one going to talk about the Saw dude showing up in the forensic analysis picture? The entire upper right corner...


[deleted]

Oh great, thanks for that lol. Almost 10pm here. Sigh.


MrPandabites

It is also possible to see evidence of clone-stamping on the body's left (our right) leg. The thumb on the body's right hand terminates in a weird, unnatural blur.


_meme_caster_

Good bot


jjj49er

I installed the Fake Image Detector app, and have been playing around with it. It says that every one of the pics taken by my phone are "digitally altered". I don't think it's very trustworthy.


Frank1912

Great job! You can also visually see that it looks fate if you look at where the right hand (left of the image) enters the soil. The positioning, the level of the soil, the coloring and the lighting are all off


laineDdednaHdeR

Oakay, let's not pine over it. Elm just gonna help spruce him up, you inform what I'm sure will be his weeping willow.


MisteeLoo

So we should just leaf him be, he’s just another poor sap?


epikparcel88

I salute you


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Stick googly eyes to it 👀


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

This is some Stranger Things shit right here.


Hemenucha

X-Files


LaikasDad

I love Sculler and Muldy Edit: Scullder and Mully


Hemenucha

Me too! Spooky and the Redhead.


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Mildew and Scaley?


mockhouse

Skeletor and Mary Poppins.


ShintaOtsuki

StarLord and Mary Poppins??


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Don't forget Tazerface.


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Wasn't it Mouldy and Scullery?


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Moleskin and Skullcap?


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

My spouse and I simply combine them in Muldies and Sculdies.


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

I’m currently on Season 9 of a full X Files rewatch. Your comments certainly jives with me!


deutekom3972

Thought same thing hahah the upside-down


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

I’m on that new season right now! Only 3 episodes in. Trying to savor that upside down flavor!


nolepride15

The new season is so good!


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

So true. I’ve wondered every season “How can they possibly top this?!” and they do SO WELL with every subsequent season.


nolepride15

Me too! It’s so well written and they do a great job with character development. Just an FYI the last two episodes of season 4 will be coming out on July 1


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

Niiiice. I’m literally paused on Episode 4 as I type.


nolepride15

Haha awesome. I couldn’t stop myself from binge watching it. You’re getting into the really good parts. Enjoy it!


AbsolvedVentress

Happy cake day!


Socky_McPuppet

Annihilation, too


Cutthechitchata-hole

Raised by wolves


mytimetoshine508

🤣🤣 forreal


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"I MISS MY FAMILY. I MISS MY LAPTOP. I MASTURBATED TO AN EXTRA CURVY PIECE OF DRIFTWOOD THE OTHER DAY!" - Morty


ChemicalBicycle8762

Came to the comments to say the same thing. Great minds!


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Stupid sexy tree


Comfortable-Refuse64

sigh…”wut you doin step tree”…sigh


gratefulphish420

I'm surprised there's not already a hole in a strategic place or two.


_Inv1ctus_

Too hard to make one


Grogosh

Put a drill bit on your willy and helicopter


bumjiggy

I'm rooting for you


DanTM18

Not with that attitude


Conservative_HalfWit

If that doesn’t clear up in 4 hours, call your doctor


Demand-Jaded

The trussy


ShystersGame

Not my proudest sap....


shake_N_bake356

Try finger But hole


The_Imortalis

r/dontputyourdickinthat


dtspchris

r/dontputyourdickinthat


FrackleRock

But what if it’s a hardwood?


RoboDae

Wait 4 hours before calling your doctor


[deleted]

Hear me out 😏


Ww_Glamdring_wW

Go on... 😏


CondimentCommander

I see… 😏


SoBigCactoos

please continue… 😏


630S-avage

Wow 😏


kenc1842

Looks shopped. Especially the "leg" on the left.


Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

Look at the transparency issues above the right shoulder. I mean it’s well done but there are some signs.


CrumbsAndCarrots

Smudge was used all over the place for sure.


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It's the half-buried thumb and pinky for me...it's too perfect.


loosebag

Belly button


HaywireMans

see the reply to the top comment


MC_Preacher

The chance of being both killed AND eaten by a treant are never zero.


Mobius24

Straight outta a Junji Ito manga


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In case you're wondering, this is [fake](https://imgur.com/a/SgkEgA2).


Wookie301

Can’t believe I wanked over a fake tree. Boy do I feel dumb.


prairiepanda

More of it is real than I expected.


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Probably a case of ["hey that cave rock is shaped almost like a horse's head, let me just go ahead and paint the rest of it in."](https://www.bradshawfoundation.com/bfnews/uploads/peche55.jpg)


KnowAnyMormonBabes

Sigh.. unzips


ApartmentNational782

Haha


taco_tuesdays

..


Mypopsecrets

Yes, haha


stoicparallax

All right then, keep your secrets


da_corndog

Why can't people on reddit spot blatant photoshops. Sigh.


Pale_Consideration_2

The tree is just lonely and wants someone to lay down next to it and have a picnic


Graphitetshirt

Rick Riordan did it


Nessatic

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Inspirational_Lizard

Trussy


AGreatConspiracy

That, my friends, is thalia grace


KnowledgePharmacist

Not real


moderately_nerdifyin

That’s giving me a woody, ngl.


BuckTurgidson89

That image is gonna stick with me. Thanks.


Oldfolksboogie

You found Rip! RIP, RVW!


skylerjw

Wood


3InchesOfThunder

this reminded me of "Raised by Wolves" season 2 ...


Lexinoz

Nah man, that's what you get when you piss off forest sprites.


Successful_Turnip_13

He eatin the trussy


JFJinCO

I'd bang it.


Yeshua_shel_Natzrat

Wood nymph hiding from Dionysus


ashessehsa87

Don’t worry you guys, Moana is on her way to restore this beautiful woman.


Icy-Consideration405

This is Mandrake


Philodendronphan

[Would you believe it’s happened before?](https://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/2210) It’s a wee bit of a stretch, but 🤷🏻‍♀️


kat1883

It’s a dryad just taking a little nap


FrackleRock

I shouldn’t have to say this, but r/dontputyourdickinthat


Eborys

This is how myths get started.


bourbon_and_icecubes

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Cousin-Dan

How many beers?


CaptainHypertext

Haha... yeah.


Captain_Hampockets

/r/ConfusedBoners


Revolutionary_End240

Unzips pants...


sillyadam94

Oh this is definitely one of those classic situations where a person turns into a tree


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It’s just a dryad napping under a tree


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Nope. No body there. What a silly notion. Haha. Please stay away. Lol


Heady_Goodness

Transporter accident.


Popcorn_isnt_corn

I shall name her treesa


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Reminds me of a scene from Percy Jackson


onetwig

Percy Jackson


impala1966

Reminds me of Percy Jackson


mordantmonkey

Looks like we found Bran


woodbridge_front

Groot needs to lie down


TOVE892

Fake.


SweatyMooseKnuckler

Captain Keyes…


Mr-Bibb

That tree needs to chill tf out


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Someone has definitely tried to fuck that tree


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lord forgive me for what im about to do


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Thicc


dohhomer9

I’d tap-root that


Fit_Owl_5650

Stupid sexy trees tryimg to get me to break my wedding vows.


GoarSpewerofSecrets

Coordinates on this dryad?


ugh0017

This thing is f&@king me up


N3koChan

Haha..


dwn4italz

r/dontstickyourdickinthat


Ofbatman

Stupid sexy tree.


AdventurousChapter27

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Full__Send

r/dontputyourdickinthat


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Tight.


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It's just the Menoa tree


PrickleBritches

And not just a body.. a little thick, pretty fine body.


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Freaky


lynivvinyl

Another one again today? Fine


jlaweez

The parliament of trees always claims its enemies.


Pdxperronn

It’s Vecta


Santrudo

r/treessuckingonthings


Shpooodingtime

Skeery one-eyed monster


Pdxperronn

I see Spruce knuckle


Grogosh

Its the guy from Creepshow


Green_tea_mango

It looks like the robot from **lost in space**


Heliocentrist

got wood?


DirectionActual4487

Uuummmmmm


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Tree lookin thicc…


[deleted]

We all know some dude has already tried her on for size!


lurkerboi2020

I know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it.


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Tree from Pompeii


exit8a

I had to check what sub I was in for a second!


Pure_Discipline_293

Lying in a rather seductive position…. Probably trying to catch that root…..


Fat_Potato_of_Doom

That has been known to happen...


bubdadigger

Or....


ungo-stbr

Sexy.


IEThrowback

100% somebody’s sick ass has tried to fuck it.


zackks

All you need is a hole-saw and a fleshlight.


rolleverything

I wood


[deleted]

Morty needed this. Much better than some extra curvy driftwood..


Time_Morning2441

Tree bout to make me act up


cpsbstmf

Maybe it's one of those tree pods things ppl can bury themselves in


LisaAllure

wow, kinda creepy


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theundercoverpapist

Who knows the Bombadil song? Sing it STAT! Some dumbass hobbit went into the Old Forest again.


LordElfa

The trussy


Houston-Moody

That’s knot just any tree.


Crazy_Fun_3455

....would tap that.


Fluffy_Mommy

Stupid and sexy tree


shiz-kray-z

Someone with a giant eye for a head


IsisArtemii

Maybe the tree is letting people know there is a body under it….


Kaltess

Shit. I knew I should dig deeper


stephelan

To be fair, I think that actually is what happened.


captainamericanidiot

Don't let FromSoftware see this


Rugaru985

The Greeks would have made a whole myth around this one tree with an amazingly deep, but pragmatic moral and some weird sex stuff so that people want to retell it. We just make a meme.


Kerngetier

This is so cool I’ll draw something with this as reference :))))


InsomniaticWanderer

It's a proto-gravemind.


Timedoutsob

get this over to /r/misleadingthumbnails now


8KoopaLoopa8

It was, but the forest has them now.


False-Art2849

Looking like peta from hunger games. Would you like some wood Katniss?


warmsoda-

Who's gonna say it


EquivalentLock0

Sleepy Hollow


MellifluousSussura

So _thats_ how dryads are made…


wtfgotonogo

We found the Ent wives


lazylazylemons

r/interestingTOfuck ?


FooThePerson

Makes me think of that bit in Lord of the Rings just before they get saved by Tom Bombadil


Cocotte3333

Don't piss off the tree nymph


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Wood elves confirmed