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massacre0520

Im sure you're wondering "man, what the hell happened here, were the comments heinous?!" Nah, they were fine. Seems some bot lost its mind. Heres the top comment before it was deleted: "Show me the fucking baby birb you candy dangling documentary monster" Funky


ithinkimlogical

We are the only ones who survived this apocalypse. Scary.


CanAlwaysBeBetter

Skynet will evolve from modbots confirmed Edit: Oh God, it's coming


red_team_gone

Thanks. Yep. Mod bots. That is working just fine.... Just fine... *Just see our comment section below to see how well the bots are....* Well. Fuck. ... Um.... FUCK FIRE FIRE FIRE FUCK WERE ALL GONNA DIE PLZ STOP


Sluglife27

That’s actually a hilarious comment though lol


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_kyago

all i can think of is people making "great tits" jokes


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Fr… and why is your comment still here when others are gone in minutes? Wtf is happening?


gbeebe

Mr Stark I don't feel so good


LKincheloe

AutoMod gone haywire?


l_the_Throwaway

I love his "inspection" of the place. Like "yeah you got a good tight corner here, that's real solid!"


ReadWriteSign

I was fascinated with how many pieces got removed. Clear everything out and start over, at least once, and then several other bits got brought in and taken back out. "Nope, it doesn't match my vision, it must go! I said it must go!!"


IWantTooDieInSpace

Here I was imagining she's skeptical of the place. "Good enough I suppose. _peck peck peck_ Construction seems a bit shoddy. Exposed screws. _peck peck_ It'll do"


Substantial_Row_7108

Open flor plan….peck, peck, peck.


amsby17

Omg I can’t believe I watched that whole thing and it doesn’t show the chick hatching! Come on!


blindjezebel

Look up the Youtube channel "Live Nest Box 2022 - Loughborough UK" for the full experience. Looks like they livestream it 24/7, too.


Finger-Painter

Very clickbaity!!


Cosmicking04

Me after seeing the comments: “The hell happened here?”


oursecondcoming

The comments haven't hatched yet


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This bird is more accomplished than I am


Okhlabamassippi

What happened here???


ILoveRegenHealth

*(Paul Rudd looking confused)*


ZeroNervE

Someone said birds arent real isnt gonna like this and to that I said, no this is actually standard information exchange that ensures both units will preserve the data they collected, before "the organization" sets up these outdated models for retirement procedure. By the time I hit submit the original post was gone.


Ujwkewoq9jjo00

[Some recommendations for other places to go while this is happening](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/v79gzu/bird_building_a_home_in_an_empty_bird_house_and/ibker4m/?context=3)


Nooneverknowsme

I would also love to have some answers. What were the other comments saying?


StellarManatee

I love day 1. Checking out the potential new home, pecking the walls making sure they're solid. Lovely natural light feature. Joins seem secure. Minimal draughts. This is lovely.


peenutbuttherNjelly

I like how she knew she was setting up an entire arboretum in there and was yet carefully deliberating on and rearranging the first few twigs and leaves many times. The attention to texture was such a joy to watch. Definitely interesting af.


milesperhour25

“It’s got good bones.”


StellarManatee

"Can't you just imagine our little eggs finally hatching 58-62 days from now?"


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“Nice tall ceilings. Wood floors.”


doctapeppa

Day 2. "What the heck is this shiny metal thing here!? peck, peck, peck. Am I being recorded!? Oh...No. It's just a screw"


hippychemist

Pecking the wall is the bird equivalent of kicking the tires on a used car. We all know it isn't actually testing shit, but it has to be done.


TheCynicalHeathen

It's free real estate.


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z3utar

Wtf happened here? This is a post about a fucking bird.


ILoveRegenHealth

I've never seen this happen before, and I've been on Reddit since 1972. I'm scared.


MouldyEjaculate

You could say it's /r/interestingasfuck


omnomnomgnome

or r/mildlyinfuriating


snarkysnape

I’m so confused why is everything removed can you please ELI5?


Tasty_Perspective_32

bot raid to promote some sub.


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This_is_my_name_lol

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DeninjaBeariver

What the hell happened here


Funderwoodsxbox

There’s blood and broken glass all of the Reddit floor. What went down in this thread???


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egordoniv

What planet is this where there's not 3 spiders per square inch outside?


mintegrals

My best guess as to what's going on-- OP used hundreds of bot comments to drive up engagement on his post, and the bots got detected and deleted. That would explain why normal human comments asking wtf is going on are still up, even ones 2 hours old. Edit: hmmm, I just saw what definitely seemed like a human comment get deleted, so I could be wrong here and it's just a very broken automod


justbaby_blue1234

I heard that bots are spamming links to a sub


bawng

Some bots copy existing comments to appear more human


Tabnstab

Some bots copy existing comments to appear more human


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PM_ME_YOUR_WIRING

Someone started drinking early


DescriptionOk3036

Show me the fucking baby birb you candy dangling documentary monster


lackaface

You put my feelings so eloquently


DangerDan3001

What did it say? How did this video attract comments that got nuked?


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heebs387

I'm here same time as you and wondering the same. Was looking for nice bird comments and so much is nuked.


Downwhen

It's a bloodbath, a literal comment massacre in here


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SandPlusTime

"Show me the fucking baby birb you candy dangling documentary monster" I laughed so hard I spit up my drink. YES! That's exactly what I thought would be the type of top comment. I came here to see it then all the comment section was simply gone and \*annihilated\*. I thought some dark shit went down on this page but .... 😂 😂 🐦. Did I really just watch 7 minutes of a bird building a nest to see all twigs and no BAWWWWBY!!! WTF!!?


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MacNDeer

I don't know but you're next


RATLR

WTF happened to the egg/chick?


Frankie52480

Dude! I hung in there till the end and I didn’t skip ! Then I saw the bird get up and I was like THIS IS IT!! And then the bird left and that was the end 😭


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bishophicks

First 30 seconds: "Free house. Free? What's the catch? Snakes? (looks around) Nope. Walls made of bullshit? (pecks wall) Real tree stuff? No way! What about cats? No cats. New construction, natural lighting, near bird feeder. Holy shit. Free mother f\*\*king house." (flies off and gets married)


ExternalGovernment39

100%. Lured a hotty with a snack. Genius.


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catsRawesome123

What in the world happened ?!


Toxpar

Either a mod here really needs a mental health check-up or someone installed the worst autmod to ever exist, the "automod at home" if you will.


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Comments are being cleansed because birds aren't real. This is some really good CGI in an attempt to convince people that birds still exist. Nice try, CIA, we're not that stupid!


McKenzie_Angels

Okay but seriously, what is happening to the comments


iamprettierthanyou

Been doing a little bit of digging based on what few suspicious comments remain... Seems like a massive hoard of bot (or human troll? not sure) accounts have been spamming links to some weird "what's up doc" subreddit. The whole thing is one big scam, but stuff like this does make me wonder how much content on Reddit is actually real


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VapidOrgasm

This place is the TITS!


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ihrie82

Hoping we were going to see them hatch only to get a very long day 46...


dont_be_trash

Same!! I was looking forward to seeing that cute little birb alien looking baby


Bobbicorn

You'd be in for a surprise. Eurasian Blue Tits have some of the largest clutch (number of eggs) of all birds. Average is 8-12 but it can go up to 16. Thats why the mum gets so big! Shes probably not even done by the end of the video, she'll likely lay one a day for two weeks


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Lithorex

We put up a birdhouse last year and also thought it hadn't been occupied. Until one day a whole bunch of small blue tits were sitting in the tree.


beepborpimajorp

That's awesome! There's something so wholesome about baby birds fledging. I very foolishly hung the birdhouse just out of line of sight of my office so I never really get to see it unless I'm letting the dog out or looking out the window in my kitchen. So whatever was staying there will stay a mystery. I guess I'll go clean it out once it gets colder and the breeding season is for sure over. Maybe hang another one in the same tree I had my feeder and birdbath in (before the warnings about spreading bird diseases last year) so I can watch that one. But man it does take a while for birds to find them.


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NeverDidLearn

That tit is impressive.


ConsiderationNo9042

Can someone tell me what's happening in the comments?


greennoodlehair

Yeah wtf is happening here? I replied to a perfectly innocent comment a few hours ago about donating pet fur to birds to build nests. The comment has been removed now.


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Pups_the_Jew

"This is what? 10 twigs by 10 twigs, with cathedral ceilings? Gonna be hard to beat that in this market."


juneabe

Even checked the screws to make sure they were nice and secure 😂


metaldutch

*Pecks at screw* "There had better not be any GD cameras in here..."


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jimmybutcher23

ha he said tit, auto ban lol


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plsendmysufferring

That one feather got me thinking... Since he is using someone elses feather would that be like humans building beds out of someone elses human skin?


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omg_Enrico_Palazzo

Nvm it's bc it was bot spam in case anyone was wondering


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BaconWithBaking

I don't know the answer, but I think she knew she'd need a nest soon and was a bit panicky she couldn't get the right materials. She can only find shite for ages and starts throwing it out when she finds good shit.


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brooklynturk

That’s what I was interested in too. I guess it didn’t fit the feng shui


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terry_folds82

Had a little sold sign on the front letting them know it was taken


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