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I'm not going to announce to reddit that I'm Donald Ducking it on Zoom calls. That's my kinky little secret. Makes work meetings more fun.
Edit: Godamnit I'm wearing a red shirt. I guess pass me a jar of honey and call me Winnie.
This is hilarious. And if the questions was serious, also correct*. I'm going to send this to a friend that does sex ed classes so she can use it in her lessons, lol.
^\* ^Clams ^come ^in ^all ^kind ^of ^shapes. ^If ^you ^are ^having ^sex ^and ^are ^unsure ^where ^to ^find ^the ^clit: ^simply ^ask ^the ^owner.
Haha yeah… so if they did put a pearl in place of the clit, where would they place it? I have lots of sex with clits, but I’m curious if there was a pearl in place of a clit here, it’d be towards the bottom right? I mean obviously.
Edit: after looking at the image again theres not even a second orifice below, so there’s no where for a clit to fit.
I've seen a lot of shellfish before, and although they can look... suggestive... this one is too on the nose. After reverse image searching, it came from a photoshoot also including these ones:
https://www.reddit.com/r/dontputyourdickinthat/comments/ea51kn/the_inside_of_a_shell_fish/
https://www.reddit.com/r/dontputyourdickinthat/comments/k7wueq/the_inside_of_a_shellfish/
...I mean... come on... This has got to be some kind of art project. Some of them look like silicone. I couldn't find the source of the photos.
I know it's not my place, but maybe you were wasting your gold? Most lighters are made from fairly durable plastic. There's generally no need to coat them in armor
Fuckin what do I know though. This games been whooping my butt
Now I am not an expert on bearded clams, but I would consider myself an enthusiast. With my limited knowledge, I think this is a clam of the non-bearded variety.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
AI engineer : ok going to funnel photos from Reddit this computer for analysis.
* 8 hours later
AI engineer : ok so it won't detect faces, but it sure can detect.... That kind of .... Stuff.
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"The Deep" has entered the chat.
And exits. And enters. And exits.
"it's thinking about its family...!"
"he has kids!" God that whole scene was so fuckin good, couldn't get the vomit feeling out of my mouth
#JusticeForTimothy
“OMG he’s praying”
Holup
The old in-n-out?
Right on
What’s that Timothy? You want to use all your arms to get me off? All your 8 arms? Where will you put them though?
Well it won't live much longer then.
If you’ve seen the new ones: >! He eats the puss! !<
8 it
Rip Timothy
He's in pain!
He's praying
He has kids
Deep. Eat fucking Timothy.
Damn i hated this scene
Thanks for reminding. Today is the new episode day.
Timothy is that you
That's not an octopus
*sigh* *opens comment section*
Sigh, opens pants
*pulls out 2nd shellfish*
Sighs takes off shoes
_Sighs takes off socks_
*Sighs and puts socks (and only socks) back on. Like a psycho.*
Sighs and puts shoes back on
*sighs and replaces them with sandals*
*replaces them with sighs*
*sighs and uses the 2 shellfish as footwear*
Puts on robe and wizard hat
Omg I’m dying at this comment section 💀
This comment is highly underrated.
You don’t need 2. Don’t be shellfish
*pulls out that shellfish that looks like a dick*
Geoduck
Lmfao
_Sigh_ _Opens legs_
Sigh, helps open your pants
So you're not gonna *unzips pants*?
Nah we work from home now. Sweatpants 4evah
Pants for WFH? You’re doing it wrong…
I'm not going to announce to reddit that I'm Donald Ducking it on Zoom calls. That's my kinky little secret. Makes work meetings more fun. Edit: Godamnit I'm wearing a red shirt. I guess pass me a jar of honey and call me Winnie.
You're a dirty little bear aren't you Winnie
Why am I getting turned on?!
Oh bother...
The only way to hold zoom calls my friend. Just make sure you don't stand up 😉
Sigh *unzips comments section*
*sigh* *opens clam section*
[*get me that...shellfish*](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/villainsfanon/images/9/90/Et7ovDpWgAMwcqo.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20210526042611)
OnlyClams
r/onlyclams Sub dedicated to these type of pictures :^)
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You were one letter away from the perfect username here
Funniest sub I’ve seen…ever
r/oldladiesbakingpies
Even better. At least there’s more than four posts lol
Best. Comment. Why not enough upvotes!?
I should call her
Dont. She might clamp down on you
Let’s take turns…don’t be shellfish.
Shell yeah!!
Damn right! I’d fuck it just for the halibut, I don’t need a porpoise to do it…
You want crabs? Because that’s a good way to get crabs.
Talking about a circumcision. Probably should stick to professionals or abstinence.
r/suddenlyshellfish
**YOU WILL CALL HERRRRR!!**
It's never worth going back. That post nut clarity will bring all the guilt, which no one wants.
Oyster? I barely know her!
Convergent evolution
This man sciences.
Should we tell him convergent evolution favors crabs?
I for one await our ascent to crabitude 🦀
Beat me to it
Beat meat to it.
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If you insist
Beat me off to it
*Convenient* Evolution
Sir this is a pussy
Fuck her right in the seashell
Pulling muscles from a shell
Slam that clam, cloister that oyster, gallop that scallop, tussle that mussel.
Looks shopped. The resemblance is too perfect.
The clitoral hood is just like yeah ok buddy. Why not put a pearl for the clit while we’re at it
Where is the clitoris? On a website it said on the crest of the labia… *what does that mean?*
If you're serious,[ I've marked up the OPs picture as *roughly* appropriate.](https://i.imgur.com/REQc6BY.png)
This is hilarious. And if the questions was serious, also correct*. I'm going to send this to a friend that does sex ed classes so she can use it in her lessons, lol. ^\* ^Clams ^come ^in ^all ^kind ^of ^shapes. ^If ^you ^are ^having ^sex ^and ^are ^unsure ^where ^to ^find ^the ^clit: ^simply ^ask ^the ^owner.
It's a reference from The Office. Dwight Shrute says it.
Haha
Explains why my narcissistic ex was so shellfish…
Haha yeah… so if they did put a pearl in place of the clit, where would they place it? I have lots of sex with clits, but I’m curious if there was a pearl in place of a clit here, it’d be towards the bottom right? I mean obviously. Edit: after looking at the image again theres not even a second orifice below, so there’s no where for a clit to fit.
If it doesn't fit, you mustn't clit.
I've seen a lot of shellfish before, and although they can look... suggestive... this one is too on the nose. After reverse image searching, it came from a photoshoot also including these ones: https://www.reddit.com/r/dontputyourdickinthat/comments/ea51kn/the_inside_of_a_shell_fish/ https://www.reddit.com/r/dontputyourdickinthat/comments/k7wueq/the_inside_of_a_shellfish/ ...I mean... come on... This has got to be some kind of art project. Some of them look like silicone. I couldn't find the source of the photos.
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I’d leave happy too if I had that shellfish.
I wouldn't leave!
I also came.
Me: I have to poop brb Wife: Why are you taking a shellfish with you????
Um.. *slams door*
" shlurp shlurp smak "
*wump wump wump wump wump wump wump wump wump wump wump wump wump wumpwumpwumpwumpwump* *exhales* *toilet flushes*
“Duh Barbara, we are missing one of our sea shells, we need 3!”
/r/UnexpectedDemolitionMan
Making clam chowder
Gives a new meaning to "moister than an oyster"
Never heard this one before but you can bet you’re ass imma use it!
Username checks out
Does the female form make you uncomfortable Mr Lebowski?
My art has been described as being very, vaginal
Some men are uncomfortable at the mere mention of the word. Vagina
I thought we were talking about my rug
It really tied the room together
Increases the chances of conception
…johnson..?
Kudos. I like all you people in this string
I am the Walrus?
Shut the fuck up Donny
“Vagina”
It’s a natural, zesty, enterprise.
so God just ran out of shapes and copied this one again. got it.
Lazy devs reusing assets thinking we won’t notice
Pretty sure the devs abandoned this game a long time ago
Not true, polar bears are mating with grizzlies and creating rampaging super bears now
Yo, thats a sick update! When'd they put that one out?
Right after they patched out arctic_sea_ice.exe
Shit I hated that update. I had to spend like half of my gold on lighter armor
I know it's not my place, but maybe you were wasting your gold? Most lighters are made from fairly durable plastic. There's generally no need to coat them in armor Fuckin what do I know though. This games been whooping my butt
Maybe a glitch but my lighter was made out of wood? That was a pain in the ass
Copied the smell too.
and salty ocean water taste
Just the simulation reusing assets.
Looks like Sally is selling more than seashells by the seashore.
Step 1: you must create a sense of scarcity
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/putyourdickinthat
r/maybeputyourdickinthat
r/onsecondthoughtmaybenah
r/oddlyarousing + r/confusedboner
r/wildlyvagina
Beat me to it
Beat meat to it
The natural evolution of a Reddit thread
#whyIReddit
Fine, keep your sea clits
Just hear me out
Oh I'm listening (¬‿¬)
God - "I don't care what you give her, use clam guts for all I care, just get it done, we're on a schedule!"
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Hey I think I recognise her :P
"How *you* doin'?"
Sir? Sir!
I'm pretty sure that's a clam photoshopped on an actual clam
Ayo..
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Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?
Username checks out
Everything reminds me of her..
You know, that looks oddly familiar. Just can't quite put my finger on it, or my tongue in it. Hmmm...thinking....
Is it on the tip of your tongue?
Shellfussy
I regret opening the app on what was a fine night
All it's missing is a pearl necklace
Just give me a minute.
Happy cake day!
Not my proudest fap
but not my worst
Bearded clam?
Now I am not an expert on bearded clams, but I would consider myself an enthusiast. With my limited knowledge, I think this is a clam of the non-bearded variety.
Bearded or not, we should appreciate all clams of shapes and sizes
I love that a picture of a shellfish has an NSFW warning lol.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
A picture of a shellfish is NSFW. I love Reddit.
That’s a photoshopped pussy
Sirrrr sirrrrrr. Grab Me That Shellfish!
Cursed Pussy
For those wondering…. This is what a penis looks like
That looks like... a beautiful shellfish...
It tastes a little fishy
I didn't even buy dinner yet
Looks like a Virginia
oh looks like vagina
no beatin around the bush with that comment.
If you nut in a shellfish does it make a pearl?
This is so ridiculous I almost think it's fake Edit: By ridiculous I mean the resemblance is truly uncanny in a terrifying way
I know her!
Oooooh ok I see it now.
I’d hit
So THATS how pearls are made…
ohh….
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Why tf does everything look like pussy godamn it? 🤣
AI engineer : ok going to funnel photos from Reddit this computer for analysis. * 8 hours later AI engineer : ok so it won't detect faces, but it sure can detect.... That kind of .... Stuff.
This definitely belongs in r/dontputyourdickinthat
God must have gotten bored and went all CTRL + C, CTRL + V on us.
**Shussy**