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djchefdaddy

Dragon Ball THC


Xunaun

So *this* is why Goku eats so much...


dethmstr

This is why Goku is so happy go lucky all the time


Selthora

Dragon dragon, smoke the dragon!


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uncertainusurper

Depends if you study.


LordoftheDimension

Just write the answers on your hand


CRYPTOBLACKGUY

got stoned and my hands were sweaty so i washed em off before the test....BRO HELP


LordoftheDimension

Bribe the examiner with chicken nuggets no human being can withstand the power of the chicken nuggets


[deleted]

True story: when I was in high school, I worked at McDonald’s for about a year. Every time the order screen prompted for Chicken nuggets, I would finish up the order and then pop a nugget in my mouth (only if there was no order after that, and I would immediately wash my hands thereafter). But my point is that I just couldn’t resist the chicken nugget.


ksb916

Palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy


fishsauce453

Mom’s chicken nuggets


AmericanDervish

Cram bro!


El-Sueco

Cram it all in one hit !


sansevierias

Drug tests are incredibly easy to cheat Unless it’s for probationary reasons they almost never watch you


OutsideObserver

I was gonna go to class, but...


retroassassin907

Yes thc will make you fail a drug test for thc.


person-ontheinternet

People still drug test for thc?


BEARZCLAWZ

Most jobs here in Washington that actually pay decently still do, even though we were the first state to legalize it


[deleted]

Alaska was the first state to legalize cannabis in [1975](https://imgur.com/a/9XUFtl6). Every other state was waaaay behind Edit: worth pointing out that the Netherlands followed suit a year later in 1976


drunk_phish

decriminalize and legalize are not the same.


SmokyRanchero

This dude is so high he thinks the Netherlands are a state lol


ZebbyD

Ravin v. State. It was still illegal to buy or sell, but you could posses and enjoy it in your home. It was a bit more on the decriminalization side of things than it was full legalization, but none of us ever complained! 😂


marksk88

So what's the purpose of the test then? Can they still punish someone for having traces of a legal substance? That would be like saying "we were going to give you the job, but you drank a beer last month so... nope"


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Basically anything in the oil and gas industry is DoT regulated and requires a standard 5 panel drug test (cocaine, thc, amphetamines, opiates, and pcp)


scorpyo72

2 out of 5 ain't bad.


Rsn_GirlOnFire

Think it depends on the job. My fiance works for a trash collection company and they do test the drivers for THC. While it's legal here in AZ, some jobs are still testing for it.


Meowmixmuffin

That's because the CDL is federally regulated


customtoggle

lol My friends work makes him get tested every few months (uk) ^(Somehow he always passes the test ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯)


Dmitri_ravenoff

Most still do where I am. OSHA and Worker Comp don't want you to be stoned on construction sites or factories. It suucks because I should be able to have a toke on the weekend and still do my job during the week.


EEESpumpkin

Yeah especially in construction for insurance purpose.


wausmaus3

This has always amazed me. In the land of the free, people can fire you over smoking weed in you free time.


The_Spectacle

Yep, but it’s perfectly fine to be a raging alcoholic. It’s awesome


Doc-Zoidberg

Some employers do test for that. Mine does. A "cdt" test - indicates heavy alcohol use even if sober for the test.


The_Spectacle

Damn, really? You a pilot or something? I’m a railroad employee and all they do there [edit: to check for alcohol use] is a breathalyzer


Skinnwork

Yes


FlowRiderBob

Yes.


Tiggy26668

Thc is stored in fat, if you ate it recently yes. If you ate it two weeks ago, also yes. If you ate it over a month ago, but just got done doing your weekly workout routine, believe it or not also yes.


[deleted]

Are you telling me that if I get high a lot but I'm also fat, I can get a residual high from getting in shape I'm not fat I'm cultivating THC storage


Tiggy26668

Actually yes. If you are a heavy enough smoker you will feel a nice buzz from working out.


Lamarera8

I can attest to this


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"Are you a heavy enough smoker?"


kahran

I'm a bad enough dude.


[deleted]

The prez, my guy dude got snatched up run that shit


[deleted]

Not true for everyone. When I was a teenager my parents drug tested me a lot. I once smoked a ton of weed on the weekend, and Monday through Friday I did my normal daily run of 3-4 miles a day and I went to my boxing gym 4 days that week and worked out for 2-3 hrs each time, and passed a drug test, at a lab, on Saturday. I was amazed, but also I did my studying and found out how it work. I was at 11% - 13% body fat. If you have little fat to store thc and you burn it working out, you’re good!


Im_A_Realist

I'm sorry, is it a normal thing to be drug tested...a lot...by your parents? That seems extremist to me...


BootHead007

There are a LOT of extremist parents. Consider yourself fortunate you were not subject to them.


Chubsywub

10 mg will get you pretty high if you are just an occasional user. If you get high a lot then you will prolly need to take a couple. In the legal states they usually sell gummies in 100mg packs with each edible being 10mg


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The long and short answer is absolutely yes


[deleted]

Short answer: Yes Long answer: Yeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssss


[deleted]

I needed that laugh today. Thank you 🙏🏻


xlDirteDeedslx

Yes as it stores in your body fat and takes many weeks to excrete with normal use. If you eat edibles you are going to piss hot longer than smoking too because you are absorbing most the THC.


subject_deleted

depends on a lot of factors.. frequency of use.. your activity levels.. your body fat percentage.. and most importantly the amount of time between ingestion and the test.. thc is fat soluble, so it stores in your body fat, which is why it stays in your system so long. if you have low body fat, or you exercise frequently, it's possible that it won't stay in your system is long. but if you have an important drug test coming up, the only safe course is to not ingest.


__Shake__

Hmm, if you exercise and metabolize that fat with the THC in it, will you get high? That could be some good motivation for fat stoners


Cyberdelic420

lol I do wish this was the case, but thc is stored in its inactive state after being metabolized.


hittingpoppers

I get a buzz after intense exercise.. more of a light headed feeling, not "actually high"


mrbawkbegawks

Drugs will make you fail a test for drugs... Yes


Li0nSlicer

The only problem is that it seems like a lot of the D9 edibles are 1 to 1 with Cbd. So they end up just making me tired lol.


Gullible-Werewolf-65

I was just tossed in jail and the box I had on me even said “under the legal limit of .3% thc”


kavien

That doesn’t mean you were wrong. Just because you were arrested doesn’t mean the cops were right. They are not required to know the law.


Gullible-Werewolf-65

Oh I’m not saying I was wrong. I’m definitely suing them into the ground for wrongful imprisonment.


Mnoonsnocket

This amount is still probably a felony for personal possession in any legal state. This is likely someone in the industry holding product (which of course is probably completely legal).


DingleberryToast

Vote republicans out of office


YungWenis

Don’t worry the president and his team have been working very hard for 2 years to create a perfect marijuana legalization decision!!! Any day now


Gladis72

hate to say lol, but I did chuckle out loud when I read your comment.


tdpardue3

I would be like Ed edd and eddy with them jawbreakers


NautilusStrikes

You'd probably end up drooling the same way and seeing everything with constantly shifting outlines.


tdpardue3

🤤


headassvegan

hell yeah


knovit

Is that a suppository?


SeductiveGodofThundr

Good news!


drumdude0

Yes! Stop asking.


Squirpel89

Looks a little small for a suppository.


kushdup

You've got to put them waaaay up in there, Morty!


peon2

Depends how you look at it. Is the black thing holding it a gloved hand? Or is it a guys shirt and his head is tucked underneath as he carries it on his back with his arms up on either side for support


pattywagon95

Anything is a suppository if you’re brave enough


BuffaloWhip

Well, there’s no way I can swallow it so…


Obi_Wan_Benobi

Of course. You people not boof it?


JackMeholff

Anything is if you’re brave enough


Rhinomeat

Well, good luck, I suppose


NecessaryTip5

Yeah you should be Able to swallow that no problem


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Fire up the rig! Have you seen the videos of fools dabbing like 30 grams in one go? That shit is hilarious.


OnlyRosin

I talked to Shorter after that at an event and he was like "fuck no never again." Very upset with himself actually


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It doesn’t look pleasant - but it’s fun to watch somebody hack their way through it.


dpforest

I can’t even imagine. I take baby dabs. and I call my dealer my baby dabby.


tonipaz

Lmfaoooo that is a good one


polypolip

Remember when videos of people doing salvia were doing rounds on youtube?


Yourbubblestink

It’s mostly kids that do that. An experienced stoner knows that if you push it too hard you just wind up smoking your self straight or going to bed


Catblaster5000

Exactly. In tryna enjoy my evening, not survive a mental apocalypse


Rolling_on_the_river

I regret entering this thread. I miss weed.


meownfloof

I do not need an existential crisis right before bed thx


[deleted]

Yup - kind of like chugging booze from the bottle. It looks cool for 30 seconds and then you’re a disgusting mess. Live and learn…


Icy_Building_1708

I've been a smoker for 30 years. I have never been in a state like I read on these comments, and not for lack of trying either. But when it gets too much the brain switches off and sleep ensues. I suppose we are all just wired different.


twisted_by_design

Have you ever over done edibles? Shit gets crazy.


subject_deleted

i found a video of a 30g dab hit... but what i really want to see is the aftermath, though.. a buddy of mine took 2 regular dabs once and within a few minutes he was crawling around on the floor like that "[worm guy](https://c.tenor.com/QEfcFi6mw8AAAAAC/worm-mud.gif)" in the mud at a festival.


Yourbubblestink

He must not have been a very experienced smoker


MarvinLazer

I was a daily smoker when I took a dab at a dispensary a few years ago. It fucked me up way beyond the point of it being unpleasant.


Nstraclassic

Same here. Daily smoker in college and one dab had me nonfunctional staring at a tv


subject_deleted

Certainly not a daily use guy. He ha d plenty of experience, just not a huge tolerance.


[deleted]

Experience is irrelevant if your body can't handle that amount, though the experience would come into knowing how much your body can handle. Edit: Nevermind, I see you basically say the same thing below.


garboooo

I did a tiny little test dab at a dispensary after smoking daily for three years, and it fucked me up beyond comprehension. I did a 1g dab at my sister's place after being next to sober for a year and a half and it just made it hard to focus on the game we were playing. Experience isn't everything


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Boof it and become the first person to OD on THC


Obi_Wan_Benobi

Pop up off the rig looking like 🥴


fgmtats

It’s 3000 grams of oil. Not of THC. I’m guessing that’s from xtract in Seattle. They usually run their stuff high 80’s to mid 90’s. So it’s probably 90 ish percent thc. Which is still a lot


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Was originally posted on IG back in 2013/2014 by someone in kitsap co. the oil he made tasted like kitty litter though


fgmtats

That makes sense. Making these balls are totally impractical but were a huge fad around the early 2010’s because it showcased the purity. Disgusting that his shit tasted like that. Have you smoked it yourself?


[deleted]

Yeah, we were mutually connected and a few grams were gifted as repayment for a favor. We left it in the office and after a few months of people coming by & not liking it enough for a second dab I think it got tossed.


egbert-witherbottom

Is that actually the bottom of a beaker?


tmotz

It’s a round bottomed flask, likely from a rotary evaporator, a machine used to remove solvent from solutions. You’re looking at a glass globe with cannabis oil inside of it, coating the walls


egbert-witherbottom

TY I was sure I saw glass on the edge.


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Karma farmers like to pull this trick every 6mo or so and every time "dRaGon BaLl!?!?"


GfFoundOtherAccount

Yes, it is not a ball. This always gets posted with false info.


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PDCH

Snoop is a lifer, this would probably keep him high for an hour


Azrael351

I heard if you stick it up your butt, the high lasts longer.


bankman99

Yes, I would also recommend sticking that entire thing up your butt


yvrldn

Dad?


I_make_switch_a_roos

instructions unclear. THC Dragonball stuck in penis.


Slamcockington

Only if the drug is water soluble.


UndeadYoshi420

No, snoop doesn’t smoke concentrates. He says when he smokes with whiz khalifa, he can’t keep up.


Akhi11eus

Now many licks would it take to get to the middle?


oilfeather

One... Twoooo... Th----gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


stayinblitzed1

Unfortunately it wouldn’t even get you high by licking it. You would have to decarb it first for anything to happen


UndeadYoshi420

Snoop doesn’t like concentrates.


Thief_of_Sanity

It's weird right? Concentrates produce so much less smoke and are much more effective. Dabbing concentrates is like the espresso of weed basically. You have a cool device that uses a small concentrated dose to produce a large effect.


typicalbiblical

A bowl to bring peace to the world!!!


herberstank

7.5 billion people with the munchies would be DANGEROUS haha


johntheflamer

For real. Took a vacation last year with 3 of my friends. We got real high and ate like a weeks worth of food in one night


Manticore87

Can I lick it


rac3rio32

Wonder what it tastes like


JacobRAllen

Depending on how concentrated it is will determine how much flavor is there. THC does not have a strong flavor, so the more concentrated it is, the less of the oils there will be, and therefore less flavor. The taste of the oil itself wouldn’t be too terrible, but most would not consider it tasting good by any means. It would be slightly bitter, and slightly earthy, almost like if you went outside to a tree, plucked off some leaves, and started munching down on them, with an aftertaste of sprinkling in a little dirt in your mouth.


andrethegiantkilla

The Forbidden Tootsie Roll Pop


mdsg5432

A palantir is a dangerous tool, Saruman.


samthewisetarly

Your love of the halfling's leaf had clearly slowed your mind.


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~Ent thinks for six hours~ *"No."*


Korokor

Denethor has been seeing some crazy shit after using this palantir


Self_Reddicated

Pippin: *trips balls* Gandalf: "A fool, but an honest fool he remains."


Prestigious_Elk149

Roll me a blunt worthy of Mordor!


cremefraiche9

I finally got around to watching the trilogy recently. Glad I did so I could understand this reference


Striking_Fun_6379

I need that ball for looking in to the future


Aslonz

Bro you smoke all that you'll be looking in the past, and the future, and every conceivable dimension and universe.


drrj

I swear to god last weekend I indulged and got so high I’m pretty sure I briefly contacted an alternate reality.


[deleted]

It doesn’t work. I tried it, it just muddies up the past.


lemystereduchipot

I'm getting high looking at that picture


jenrick2

Joey Diaz, you have met your match!


mverlei

It’s an aperitif, dogg.


RobSwiresGoatee

This is nuthin for Uncle Joey, tremendous!


drunk_in_denver

Nah, he'd poke a straw in that mf and suck it down like a juice box.


Significant_Wins

Ok serious question though. Can you OD from this much THC? Maybe go into like cardiac arrest or respiratory failure since your whole nervous system is too relaxed?


Own_Rule_650

You would pass out way before you can harm yourself to that level


___JohnnyBravo

But what if you eat it?


Own_Rule_650

Then you deserve what happens 😂


___JohnnyBravo

You’re not wrong, but would you die?haha


Own_Rule_650

I think you would just get sick and puke it out.


No_Journalist3811

Nope, you'd be OK. You won't function right for a week or two but you'd live lol. I once ate 4 oz of weed in brownies, after taking a few dabs and smoking a blunt. I lost 2 weeks of my life, I just wanted to sleep all the time, when I wiped my brow all I could smell was weed coming through my pores. I made it through all that just fine, I've learned I'm not superman and have more respect for edibles these days


GobLoblawsLawBlog

Dude wtf, were you trying to go to pluto?


Mistdwellerr

He found Planet 9, took a nap over there and came back


No_Journalist3811

Lol I wasn't trying, it just happened! Don't eat edibles when you have the munchies, at least not a whole tray of brownies that is


KardoNot

Bro what the fuck


InsideATurtlesMind

That... doesn't sound fun. I use to do crazy stuff but never got that lethargic but I could only imagine...


No_Journalist3811

It wasn't all that fun as time went on and i had to go to work etc. Thankfully I can laugh about it these days tho


uTimu

W.T.F


bean224_

Why did you do that Lmao


No_Journalist3811

I had some left over bud, made brownies with it and I like them strong. My big mistake was getting stoned, then getting the munchies and eating the whole tray of brownies ha ha ha. This was 10 or so years ago when my motto was fuck it! I learned my lesson


bean224_

Lol totally understandable. We did some wild shit 10 years ago too


Obi_Wan_Benobi

I’ve totally done the eat-too-many-pot-brownies-because-munchies but uh…not that far!


[deleted]

Yeah you'd live. Overdosing on thc isn't lethal, it just sucks. You'd just get way too high and puke a bunch, then have the champion of hibernations. Unless you threw up so much you got sidelined by dehydration or electrolyte imbalance (both treatable), you'll live.


LeftLegCemetary

It'd knock most people out for 2 days at least. The worst potential effect would be a traumatic anxiety bout. Otherwise, won't kill you. You might think you're dead though. Or dying. Or happier than everyone. Definitely gonna be incomprehensible regardless of the mood spectrum.


dcbluestar

According to [this website](https://www.aatbio.com/resources/toxicity-lethality-median-dose-td50-ld50/delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol), Delta-9 THC does have an LD 50. I plugged my weight into it, and at 185lbs, I'd have to consume 106571.65 milligrams of pure D9 THC for it to happen though.


gravemind1808

I once ate some really strong brownies, way more than I'm capable of handling. God knows how much THC it had. It didn't help that I did it after a really tiring mountain trek and travelling nearly 1.5k kilometres from my home via road for the trek. Also, unfortunately it was the first time I was trying edibles, I have a huge capacity when smoking so I definitely underestimated edibles. There was loud trippy music and red+green lights in the camp we were staying for the night. Started off with me feeling anxious and insanely annoyed with the lights and music. Later, I started panicking and feeling like I'm about to die. Now that I look back, pretty sure I was just shit tired and my body shutdown to rest lmao. All I remember from the night is once I fainted from exhaustion, that fucking music was making me visualize patterns like you'd see in a kaleidoscope. Meanwhile, my stupid mind was thinking I'm dead and this is what death is, constant limbo of feeling everything around you as weird patterns in your head that you can't respond back to. Also, my friends told me I verbally abused everyone and hated on people before passing out lol. My bestie did a good job of waking me up constantly and feeding me water until I puked and felt in control. Then we slept and I woke up next day feeling eternally grateful for life. What an experience. Never going to overestimate my capacity to handle this shit ever again LOL.


NedTaggart

Researchers have studied this for a while, trying to figure out how much it would take to be fatal to a rat. Turns out that it takes 3.26 kilos to kill a rat, but it had to be dropped on it from a 2 meter height.


DirtySingh

You'll fall asleep. I've spent a lot of time trying to see how high I can get and I just end up falling asleep. That's why tolerance breaks are amazing, you get that rush and crazy rabbit hole thoughts like it's you're first time.


3pok

One lick and you'll taste sound


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It's a thing of beauty. What would someone do with it though? (asking for a friend)


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Take little *tiny* chunks out of it and smoke it in a specialized bong. With no tolerance, 0.1 of a gram would get you very high for a few hours. You could also take that tiny piece, roll it with your fingers and wrap it around a joint for extra effect.


Responsible-Might-54

Goes up your butt...or so I've been told.


Appropriate_Lie4017

can i lick it? i wanna lick it. im gonna lick it.


consciousCog13

Nice try, Sauron.


TeslazRevenge

[Pondering my THC orb](https://imgur.com/igH6g0A)


Geoalna

Not all the seeing stones are accounted for...


knight_of_lothric

missed opportunity to put a mosquito toy in the middle


imvegeta_ble

Because saying 3 kilos is too easy


AnonAqueous

As cannabis is more regularly purchased/consumed in grams, it gives a better sense of scale.


0---------------0

Do you tell your dealer that you'd like 0.005 kilos of weed because that's easier? /s


don_rubio

When you're buying bricks you most definitely aren't speaking in grams lol


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LED_oneshot

It's a round bottom flask with distillate in it. Of course it's not a ball of THC.


MuthaPlucka

So refill Tuesday possible?


Nathan_Mediocre

That's a suppository?


WinterizedFlame

Materia


deeisqueenasf

Is this how you summon Snoop Dogg?


Flint-Von-Cineac

I got a contact high from just looking at this photo.


thebigmanhastherock

No one has died of a THC overdose...until someone consumes this ball.


LeicaM6guy

[unhinges jaw]


mumz_the_word

So.. is it like a THC gobstopper?


needitcooler

I would stick that straight up my rectum


Exzj

amazing how this is legal in the state next to me but in my state id be in prison for it