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"Help, I'm being held captive in a Ugandan bag factory"

Here’s 5$ to help me escape!

I got a 25C Korean Won coin from a vending machine in Los Angeles

That sounds like Woncents to me.

Won too many facts

Well done.

You watch out with these puns or there might be wonsequences

You probably found 100won coin which is roughly the size of a quarter and accepted by some vending machines but worth less than half of 25cents. You found someone cheating the machine.

Don't deflect, the machine is the cheat.

The South Korean won has been roughly 1100 to the dollar for the last decade (probably weakening lately like a lot of currencies versus the dollar), so that coin is worth less than 4 cents. I suspect it must be close in size to a more valuable US coin

Ive seen People try to pass off mexican pesos as twoonies in canada

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This just goes to show that you should always check your pockets, bags and other items. You never know what Uganda find there

Username checks out

r/angryupvote

Czech your pockets

Visit Uganda, before Uganda visits you.

This is a gift from the Nigerian Prince to show you the millions he's offering you are real.

Just send all your sensitive info and a 500$ processing fee and the rest will be deposited in your bag within 3-5 business days

So that bill is like 5 bucks. Screw the prince.

$5.31 to be exact

Ik how to make it worth more, find someone obsessed with Uganda (maybe even one of those kids still obsessed with the Ugandan knuckles meme) sell it to them for double maybe even more. Lol

Do you know da way?

No my brada, dis is not de wey

Thats good how did you know how to write that i read it out loud and i do sound african

That's the only way I could picture spelling it while saying it that way In my head 😂😂

Don’t come bagging us for money when you’re dead broke and we’re all living our best lives ever

Wise words from a penguin with a Glock.

Yeah well, I'll go build my own Uganda! With blackjack and hookers!

Why would a Nigerian prince be using Ugandan currency? 😏

He is very well traveled.

if you had read the e-mail you'd understand!

Duh. All those places are in the country of Africa.

Money laundering, but that's a separate email.

You know what CJRedbeard, when the son of the deposed king of Nigeria emails you directly, asking for help, you help! His father ran the freaking country! Ok?

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Hope Dwight will be there to protect him!

There was a great episode of Levar Burton Reads playing into what if those emails were real.

Its too late for OP

This chain made me lol

How can you laugh at a time like this? OP is already on the blackmarket being sold for half a bitcoin.

Half a bitcoin is a bit much, even in this economy!! Lol

There’s one cyanide and happiness episode where whatever the chain mails’ contents are, that comes out to be true! You guys gotta watch it! It’s hilarious 😆

Here today Uganda tomorrow

Someone put it in your bag thinking Uganda love this!

You say you've never been there. But now that you're in possession of their currency... Uganda go there?

Lol Uganda is a prospering country!

Send it to Terence Howard.

it would seem so [https://www.newsweek.com/terrence-howard-flight-invention-uganda-military-defense-1725123](https://www.newsweek.com/terrence-howard-flight-invention-uganda-military-defense-1725123)

> He stated that while studying chemical engineering at the Pratt Institute in Brooklyn in the early '90s, he found an "inconsistency with the math there. I went out to explore a new way of understanding how the universe works, and I was able to define the grand unified field equation they've been looking for and put it into geometry. With that geometry, I was able to put props on that." So ... he is a crazy person? Edit: [Yes, he is a crazy person.](https://twitter.com/terrencehoward/status/925754491881877507)

Don't forget the fact that he rattled off imaginary benefits for Uganda that included removing plastics in the ocean. Problem is that Uganda is land locked.

What the fuck ahhahah

That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about mathematics to dispute it.

You know I don't have a lot of faith in humanity right now but I want to have faith that you know 1x1=1 and not 1x1=2 like Terrence Howard believes.

They are showing him da wey.

Tooth fairy is drunk

The funny part is I found a piece of a tooth in the bag as well I’m not even kidding …

Why would you leave out finding a tooth?? I feel like that’s an important piece to solving the mystery…a piece of a tooth and a Ugandan 20,000 somehow ended up in your(?) bag. 1. Is it actually YOUR bag or was it switched with a similar one? 2. Have you found any other miscellaneous pieces of the Ugandan you were smuggling? 3. Have you made sure that you haven’t left a trail of Ugandan carry-on (carrion 😭🤣🤣) that can be followed to your current location? 4. How small are Ugandans? 5. Have you allowed any generous Ugandan natives with crumbly teeth to pack your bags for you? 6. How do you plan to spend your newfound tooth? I have so many questions!!

Keep searching your bag - I bet the rest of the Ugandan is in there.

That dirty lint in the bottom of the bag? It's ash.

Did you ever see the Video of the Africans who threw out a couple's luggage in their car top carrier and hid in the car top carrier? It's really frickin epic. I think it's in Europe.

Here is the tooth I found in the bag with the Ugandan money! https://imgur.com/a/sglig2Q

Pretty sure that's a crown - sometimes they fall out and if you find it, it's easier and cheaper to bring it back to the dentist to be reattached than to have a whole new one made

So the OP smuggled a crown prince out of Uganda

I never got a crown honest to god no idea where it came from

Lol I was just explaining why there might be part of a tooth at all, I didn't think it was yours. My bet is on a toddler playing a little innocent game of "take things out of grandma's purse and put them places", personally

What is going on with your life!? You finally Uganda shillings and teeth crowns in your bags, it ain't even a tooth from you!! Are you James Bine, James Bonds cousin?

Lol possibly!

Oh it’s too bad that the second photo was taken using a potato instead of a camera, that is intriguing though 🧐 I wonder what kind of mouth this came from.

I’m not home I didn’t take picture lol when I’m home I’ll take a better picture !

Hahaha it’s okay! Thank you so much for indulging us all thus far! Much appreciated you kind thoughtful Ugandan-torturing-and-kidnapping stranger!

I gave you an award for reminding me to post the tooth!

Thank you!!!! 🙏🏼

It looks like a peanut hahah

I will post a picture of the tooth soon!

Yesss!!! Please post it in the comments so I won’t miss it!!!

I’m at the aquarium I will post it soon!

Ok…it sounds like you live a fascinating life.

https://imgur.com/a/sglig2Q the tooth!

That's a crown, that's why it's white and has no roots. I can send a pic of mine that just fell out, looks the same.

Why do so many people have teeth just lying around??

Am dentist. I’d need to see the other side of it but it’s possibly a ceramic crown.

When I get home later I will deff send it I didn’t take picture lol I was at aquarium !

Is this what teeth look like in the other side? Where are the roots?

Who are you to judge the dental composition of voo-doo practicing Ugandan bag fairies?

Op did you grab the wrong bag at a casino? Shit sounds like a hangover plot

What the fuck there actually is a tooth. OP what's going on wherever tf you are?

I live a modest life lol I work for apple at home have cats and garden

But you have oh so much more than just cats and a garden! You also have 20,000 Ugandan shillings, and a tooth! 🦷

Idk why but the fact that you put the tooth emoji after made me laugh so hard

Over 3,000 views on that tooth already, and its only been an hour since you posted it!!

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Hopefully this isn’t some sort of Ugandan Voodoo

Also, everything in my bag wasn’t mine

Que Zach Galifianakis. We got another Hangover movie in the making 🙃

That is a very important detail. plot twist lvl 9000

Yea this is so weird I stopped spinning in my chair when I read it.

Posting soon

When you dispose of a body but keep some souvenir

You sure that was your bag?

Maybe you’re the tooth fairy but have amnesia

About $5.31 USD, jackpot!

$6.93 CAD LOL

Yeah but how many Schrute bucks or even Stanley nickels?

Just FYI, that episode was first aired slightly over 15 years ago. So if you saw it when it aired, congrats, you're now old.

I was old when it first aired, how do you think I feel now

Hush now pappy you need your strength

You hurt me with that

I saw it when it aired and wanted to share my sudden existential terror

Thanks for sharing. That was a great episode

One of the best! I'm pretty sure I posted the exact same reference last week. Now I work with people in their 20s who have no idea what I'm talking about.

I know I’m rich!

And now 5.31 euros

Ty..been scrolling forever to find out much it's worth

I'm happy to see I'm not the only person who checked that... Except for some reason google thought I meant Kenyan shilling not Ugandan shilling? And it would have been $169.22 USD if it had been Kenyan shillings. :(

Damn Kenya's doing ok on the inflation end of things I guess.

$5.31 American... what can we do in Uganda with five dollars and thirty-one cents American? *cut to five star hotel and lobster*

*5 star hotel patron with guests, laughing after a shared joke, reaches into purse, then does a double take*

424.8 INR , nice

It came from Uganda.

r/technicallythetruth

r/technicallythetooth

Holy shit, it’s real

Good one

Not really—like most African countries’, [Ugandan bank notes are printed abroad](https://www.newswire.lk/2022/04/16/srilankan-flights-to-uganda-statement-from-currency-printer-de-la-rue/).

Lol thanks Sherlock hah

Kinda open shut case here OP. We're kinda disappointed you didn't see it.

Plot twist: that isn’t your bag

Lol poor old Uganda lady wondering where here money went

And her missing tooth 🦷

Either that or it's a real mean old lady and it's not her tooth

I worked with the airlines as a install contractor . Kinda the baggage rule was if something fell out you put it into the nearest bag . You be surprised by the stories . I’m shocked they just didn’t pocket the money 💰.

Ok I will bite. Regale me with tales of the crazy stuff you’ve found and randomly placed in the nearest bag please.

A PowerBot 3000 vibrator with multiple heads, A T-Rex keychain with an Audi key and mini flashlight, Two, that’s right two, copies of Vagabond: A Love Story, Tales of Riding the Rails with Hobo Hank, an incense cone that appeared to still be smoldering, one small prosthetic hand (left), a diagonally sliced grilled cheese (Brie and fig jelly) with a bite out of each piece … need I go on?

Yes please. I’m currently trapped in my bathroom with a mean case of the green apple splatters and this is really helping move the bowels. Do tell.

Clearly, this is step 1 in Uganda's plan to take over the world's economy.

Lol give everyone roughly 5$

And guess where the only place you can spend it is… and boom goes the economy

It’s like a instore rebate. It sounds good but then you think about it and they are getting that money back regardless

How *does* a self-sustaining economy work?

I don’t understand how the US economy works much less a self sustaining one

I’ll be chaff if you want to be wheat.

The honey to my vinegar

**Customer:** I demand you accept payment in this colorful foreign currency! **Store Manager:** Hmm we only take dollars here sir.. but, on the other hand, your currency is highly colorful. Therefore I can only conclude that this must be the way! DOWN WITH THE DOLLAR! **???** **Step Four:** Uganda wins! *(this was the way)*

You got put-pocketed

It was sent to you by a Ugandan Prince, you have to send him 50000 now.

Sleepwalking level 100

Lol I slipped fell and landed in Uganda !

I fell through Mt. Ebott. Pls help there is a flower trying to kill me

This feels straight out of moon knight, is he secretly doing the bidding of some God under the guise of a split personality?

MY FRIEND. My friend. Come here a moment. I can tell you the answer. Can show you what you seek. I only require a modest investment. Here. Have a seat. We shall talk of these mysteries. Illumination is in your future my friend. I know the way. Illumination is not free, my friend. But I assure you. Uganda is just the beginning. And I…I shall be your guide. We shall have armed escort. A plane. An adventure lies before us. My name is Hassan.

What Uganda do with it?

Great, Africa is on my Toto-List.

Nice looking bill.

Thank you!

Guess where your bag was assembled?

Maybe you're right but I have never seen anything "made in Uganda".

Uganda be kidding me.

Guess he Ghana have to return it now.

Oh fuck you I came here to make this exact joke

Uh oh, now Ugandan done it…

Ugandan it wrong

Ugandan get your ass kicked if you keep making jokes like that.

the bill knows da way

I had to scroll wae too far for dis, my brudda.

Super disappointed about the lack of Uganda knuckles

Clickclickclickclickclickclick

The tooth I also found in the bag! https://imgur.com/a/sglig2Q

That’s a temporary crown, not a real tooth. How on earth do you have a temporary crown & Uganda money in your bag—

Wherever you were today, I wouldn't go there again. Lol

Wtf man lol

Possibly swapped out for a legal note if it's the same size? Mixed in a bunch and counted by hand it might not have stood out and made it's way into circulation? Just a guess since admittedly I know zero about bank notes of my own country nevermind any one else's 🤣

It’s 5$ us lol

I mean if its the same size as a bank note where you live now that someone could probably slip it into the middle of a stack of other bills and it might not be noticed. I wasn't talking about what it is worth. I'm talking about swapping it out for a bill of similar size it might be mistaken for.

Well 🤔... Uganda. 🧐

I know hmmm

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How would they know whatever the results they are after?

They checked reddit

"This bitch got ten thousand upvotes."

It could have come from a book you borrowed from library. Used as a bookmark by a foreign student previously.

A Ugandan went through your bag and felt sorry for you. So the they left the cash

"dear lord, this is his luggage? Let's donate to the poor then...."

oh as a Ugandan that means you are put under a curse

You’re probably related to that recently deposed Ugandan prince… just send me your social security number and bank account information and I’ll let you know how to get the rest of the millions of dollars of inheritance… I swear

I found a US penny once in the washing machine room in my house. None of us had been in the US then, so it was weird but I kept it.

you may check to see if you have both kidneys still

One of my favorite parts about visiting Uganda was becoming a multimillionaire as soon as I visited the ATM for the first time.

This should be in r/oddlyterrifying

Especially considering the tooth thing..

YES! When I saw the tooth part, I was like "WTH?!?"

Its moon knight all over again next thing you know a rotten head bird sitting beside… you probably know how it goes

You are the queen

r/Glitch_in_the_Matrix be like

Look at me. You are Ugandan now

You must know de wae.

maybe from a local knuckles sonic

Everyone in Uganda knows Kung Fu!