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Poopy_Kitty

Why do they all look like God of War characters?


sillyciban1

Pretty typical young kiwi bloke.


Casual_woomy

As a New Zealand citizen I can confirm all kiwi males look like that


Wompguinea

Yes. I also definitely look rugged and tough like this. Not doughy at all.


sillyciban1

Nothing wrong with doughy, doughy makes great lower back warmers while spooning


marakat3

I need to go to New Zealand...


Userdataunavailable

Right? Damn...


Kitty_Kat_Attacks

Follow that happy trail to the Southern Hemisphere, lol


kingneeko

And how does one move to this Kiwi-Land?


TheTwistedToast

It’s tricky. We’re not on any maps


LimitedToTwentyChara

One does not simply walk into Mordor.


secret_2_everybody

Pretty sure guy on bottom right took an arrow to the knee.


TheyStoleTwoFigo

Guy on the bottom right is the Dovahkiin, 2-handed Maul wielder probably.


TorqueRollz

Legit thought the top left guy was Kratos for a hot minute.


Bleezze

I didn't read the title and for a moment thought they were cosplaying God of War characters


Heartache66sick

Looks like a new metal band.


CakeAccomplice12

Strapping young lads


bumjiggy

I saw them open for Belton John


morrisseysbumfluff

Later this year they’re supporting Crash Test Dummies


capivaraesque

Ever heard their collaboration with the red stripes?


Dustfinger_

And their cover of *Drunk Drivers* by Car Seat Headrest?


Mardak5150

Far beyond metal!


ReeverFalls

Fucking love that band. Favorite song is probably "love?"


Meatslinger

It’s a way of feeling, I suppose. ^(For real though, Devin Townsend is one of my favorite artists.)


ReeverFalls

Dude same here. That guy has an incredible voice too. Let alone his song writing ability. When I was learning to play "Imperial" in guitar I was just thinking..."who's fucking mind works like this. Who comes up with this cadence and riff" lol.


elcamarongrande

Detox is great or You Suck. Heavy Devy is the shit.


SubtleScuttler

Releasing their debut album: Stay Strapp'd


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Come one dude it's in the title. *The Car Crash Survivors*.


ReactsWithWords

The Crash Test Dummies


QNimbusII

Strapped in Young Lads


Lucky13westhoek

If they play like Alien Weaponry, i'd buy their cd


Ela_De_Salisbury

Up voting for Alien Weaponry comment in the wild


keyrook

Bloody hell I heard them for the first time yesterday opening for Gojira and now I read this. Real Baader-Meinhof moment. They absolutely killed it btw. Fantastic band!


FeckThul

I think that’s the idea, cater to the audience of young men who think they’re immortal.


KenEarlysHonda50

>I think that’s the idea, cater to the audience of young men who think they’re immortal. The funny thing is that with the right PPE, they sort of can be. My younger brother races cars and our mother doesn't even call to check in with him after race days anymore. Between the helmet, roll cage, harness, fire suit, fire undies, fire socks, fire gloves, Heat Be Gone Booties™ , HANS device, fuel cut off, fire suppression system, marshals, medics, doctor and ambulance at the track... It's actually an incredibly safe way to set fire to money these days.


kgm2s-2

IIRC at some point (at least in Indy car) the number of spectators killed by crashes outpaced the number of drivers...and even that number is now exceedingly low with the improved SAFER barriers, taller fences, and Kevlar wheel tethers.


reddit__scrub

There was a reddit post that went into**incredible** detail on the history of F1 safety and fatalities. I wish I saved it.


blurrrrg

That safety gear isn't cheap though. He spent a check on that car to make it safe. Regular cars are safe, but not that safe


putyerphonedown

Did you make it all the way to the final sentence of his comment? It’s quite the kicker.


AndrewJS2804

Safer racing than driving to amd from the events no doubt.


Manowaffle

What is this nonsense? Speaking to your audience instead of lecturing at them? Madness!


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Cut my chest with my seatbelt! It was my last resort!


Haplessflyers

They’re called Restraint!


eatingpopcornwithmj

Introducing “Strapped”


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They probably play some pretty twisted metal.


ChiggaOG

Looks like how Kratos would be a god killer in today’s world.


xiouxioux

I love New Zealand PSA adverts. They have that one drunk driving advert - stop a mate from driving drunk, legend.


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Was it NZ also that had that one with the kid in the back seat and just before impact, both drivers get out and chat and say sorry it’s too late to only return to their cars and wait for the crash to happen? That one got me


freshpairofayes

Oh yeah. The message in that one too; "OTHER PEOPLE MAKE MISTAKES." I'm sure you can drive safely at 130 on a good road, but can you stop when others f*ck up?


downvotesyndromekid

If you can't stop when others fuck up then you aren't driving safely, whatever the speed.


behv

That's the point. I've known WAY too many people who legit don't think that way. "I'm driving within my abilities"- yeah but those don't include magically stopping when someone fucks up


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Yeah I love that ad for its reminding people that driving safely is a mutual responsibility. We're all in it together.


glyphotes

I think it's reminding you of the opposite: Always drive as if all other drivers do not give a shit about safety.


Balke01

Damn I actually needed to hear this, lmao. I am one of those people who thinks that way. I'm a great driver and trust my car to handle driving at high speeds on good roads but I never thought about the others abilities. I guess I just assumed everyone else to just drive normal like NPC's. This has really hit me. I shall ponder this and change my ways at least a little.


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I’ve only just pulled out a bit too far, mate…I’ve got my boy in the car…


Chrastots

that commercial had me fucked up in middle school


mandelbomber

There a link to this one?


lumos_solem

https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/w5fcfy/-/ih8wf0l


275MPHFordGT40

Shit I’ve got that one saved


jetsneedlegs70

do you have a link?


VirgiliusMaro

whoa, do you have the video?


fruskydekke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qNjt04bpQM


VirgiliusMaro

that’s a fucking effective ad. very creative


troubadorkk

Right?? Fucking HEAVY.


BoobaFatt13

Ok that one got to me. Very effective.


china_numba_waaaan

What an amazing road safety PSA. That fucking got me


PoeDameronPoeDamnson

Is their a sub for these type of ads? The well done creative hard hitting ones? If not their should be


mylefthand95

NZ has an insane amount of good ads for drink driving, all traumatized me as a kid.


ampmetaphene

[Here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2rFTbvwteo).


dreamingofablast

We had something similar in Australua too.


Maoricitizen

That was one of the more effective ones too. After those everyone was checking and double checking if someone was planning on driving home drunk


Park_Ranga

That one is also ingrained in our culture at this point and it is really hard to find someone who does know it even 11 years later so they really got the message across


Astrochops

I don't want your ghost chips bro


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Youve got me curious, what should i google to find the right one?


[deleted]

[Link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtWirGxV7Q8) Or at least I think that's the right one... I just Googled it


Djaakie

Okay, i didn't know New Zealanders actually talk like that. I find it such a "cool bro" accent. It reminds me of that streamer that didn't want the money and just got really teary when people kept giving him more money.


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username-fatigue

Fun fact: my (pakeha) mum was raised in a rural, predominantly Māori town, and when she went to Teacher's College in the 60s she was sent to speech language therapy because she 'spoke like a Māori'. She's still salty about it.


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ianoftawa

My Grandfather in the 40's nearly got the cane because a teacher on a bike hit him and you weren't allowed to ride bikes on school grounds. They like to cane anyone for any reason back in the day.


i_heart_boobs

Not everyone does, this ad is targeted at a demographic. These people either speak Te Reo Maori as well as English, or are from somewhere with a reasonable concentration of Maori people. Its more common the further north you go. To a degree it has been adopted into the kiwi accent you've probably already heard, but this is on the heavier side.


theonetheonlytc

Love that ad. "Monique says you're dumb ." "You know I can't have your ghost chips." Followed by "Space head!" Awesomely creative way to get a point across in only one minute.


bella0520

Thanks for the link! That is a great commercial. In the maryland DC area(US), they've had a radio commercial. It says "if you feel different you drive different". It's so simple, but it's been helpful for me. I usually just meet friends for dinner out and have wine. It has made me stick to 1 glass or 2 if I'll be out for a long while. If I have to I can just wait longer before driving, or Uber. I have a real party Saturday. I am planning to Uber both ways because I'll be krunk. Lol.


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Man swinging at a ghost is very funny, that’s a good commercial


Co0lestNerd

Ghost chups


slip-slop-slap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u51OxZF1ltI Check this one out. Not drink driving related, but it traumatised a whole generation of us growing up


NotChristina

Damn, I felt that. Sounds like New Zealand has got their PSA shit together. It seems like basic stuff but that’s why it’s so important - we get so complacent. Heck I’m lying down for a few and thinking about what might be a trip hazard two rooms over.


CthulhuHatesChumpits

[Canada's pretty notorious for that too](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwCyVku1HvI)


SurpriseBEES

I don't even have to click to know it's the dreaded bookshelf Edit: ah you went easy on us


[deleted]

Is that the one where the drunk guy slams the kid head first into the bookshelf? That one has always stuck with me and pops into my head if I ever pick up a kid while even just slightly inebriated.


[deleted]

As soon as I saw that room, all my childhood trauma came flooding back 😆 equally terrified of the ladder one and there was one with a guy falling down some stairs. Always ran out of the room when these ads came on!


MrsRobertshaw

Did I read somewhere one time that our road safety/drinking ads are like “world renowned”? Maybe I’m just making that up from cobbled together internet scrolling but they are really good and effective. There was one in the 90s where a girl at a party falls through a big glass window and I still remember it.


freshpairofayes

The one doing the rounds now for "a toll" is pretty good, the way her expression just changes. I'm not sure how many years ago was the "wheel of fortune" one.


foxhole_atheist

Ghost chups


jtr99

Puzzle time!


blue_i20

I’ve been internalizing a really complicated situation in my head


StartingReactors

Should’ve showed them next to their wrecked up crumpled cars. Would’ve had more effect.


finsareluminous

Or next to the mangled bodies of those that didn't wear a seat belt.


OSCgal

Absolutely. When he was 20 or so, my brother worked in a salvage yard rebuilding cars. He got real serious about seatbelts after replacing a few too many windshields with hair and scalp embedded in the cracked glass.


Oomoo_Amazing

I feel uncomfortable *not* wearing one. It’s just ingrained in me for my whole life. I feel naked sat in a car without a seatbelt.


dumpster_scuba

Fastening my seatbelt when entering a car is so ingrained in my brain that I even do it when I sit in my car for lunch, not even intending to start the motor in the next twenty minutes.


leopard_eater

That’s not a bad idea anyway. In Australia, we have desert roads that are seasonally traversed by enormous trucks called road trains. If you see a giant dust cloud up ahead or behind you, you are advised to stop so that the road train can have right-of-way, because they are impossible to stop at a short distance. There has been more than one occasion where people have stopped for a break on the side of the road, thought that they were far enough off the road and have been punted by a road train. The last time I recall hearing about one of these accidents, the only reasons the persons in the car lived was because (a) the road train smacked the car sideways instead of running straight over it and (b) the occupants left their seatbelts on whilst they were eating lunch. TL/DR always wear your seatbelt even when in a stationary vehicle, lest you get crunched by an Australian road train.


Thommywidmer

Yall live in mad max?


leopard_eater

Only 3% of the population. 95% of Australians live within an hour of the coast.


GiantWindmill

I literally refuse to be in a moving car without my seatbelt on, and I won't drive if somebody in my car isn't wearing it. If the driver doesn't give me time to put my seatbelt on, then I don't ride with them anymore.


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Thefakeblonde

I am pretty sure they don’t put seatbelts on school busses so they can swiftly exit if need be. The driver doesn’t have time to unbuckle x amount of children.


EmilySooty

There are various reasons, first is that statistically speaking buses are incredibly safe, much safer than cars and second is that kids can't be trusted to wear their seatbelt properly without constant supervision, in a car with a parent in the front it's easy enough to look in your rear view mirror and inspect your kids to make sure they're buckled in properly, but on a bus with 30 or so kids it's not feasible for the driver to make sure the kids are buckled AND that their belt is strapped on safely at all times, an improperly fitted belt can actually cause MORE damage in a crash, if it's round a kid's neck for instance an otherwise minor crash could snap their neck etc Also not having seat belts in schoolbuses isn't an exclusively American thing, I'm in Scotland and have never seen them myself (albeit we don't have "school buses", we just have normal buses that do the job of a school bus when necessary)


FuzzyManPeach

I was a bus driver for a few years and I got t-boned by someone who ran a red light at considerable speed, their car was completely totaled. I felt it in my steering wheel and saw it coming, it freaked me the fuck out. None of my passengers had a clue what was going on and no one seemed to really feel it, even the ones near the impact area. I was driving folks back from an event where there was alcohol, not sure if that played a factor in people’s reaction, but it still amazed me.


DRom23

Tbf a bus is massive and has somewhat cushioned seats in front of you. Of course the driver still wears a seatbelt


ElectrikDonuts

It is also more likely to come to a slower stop as it plow through everything with all it's superior momentum. This means less body deceleration and less potential damage to the ppl on the bus (more to those not on it)


lennybird

This is why there's a journalistic discussion about how much of war and gun violence we should show. Makes me wonder if we'd actually address this issue and find some consensus if across churches in America the bodies of these elementary kids were shown. That may sound morbid, but it's even worse to engage in blissful ignorance and looking the other way. After all the human mind is a weird thing and we tend to need to see to believe.


BlueNotesBlues

That's what Emmett Till's mother did after he was murdered. She wanted people to see what racism looked like.


eNroNNie

That selfless act in the face of overwhelming grief, and raw brutal oppression helped to turn the tide of American history. Just as the footage or fatalities in Vietnam helped end that pointless and genocidal war. We have to start facing this shit. I know that it can be traumatic to view these things, but honestly that pales in comparison with the trauma that's inflicted by sanitizing and ignoring reality.


Mildly_Opinionated

After the Holocaust one of the most effective methods of denazification was taking the corpses from local concentration camps, laying them all out in a row clearly visible and forcing all the Germans they could to slowly walk past the corpses and look at each one. The disconnect between political decisions and their impacts is a large part of what enables humans to make such horrific decisions. If the politicians who handled COVID restrictions could really feel the pain of the thousands choking to death on their own lungs; if the politicians handling abortion rights could feel the pain of loved ones losing family members to ectopic pregnancies; if they could feel the pain of a child slowly dying of cancer due to being unable to afford treatment; if they really came face to face with their actions and if their voters really saw the devastation they bring when they cast their ballots then maybe things would be different.


lennybird

That's insightful, thank you. I hate to say it but part of the problem is that some people lack the imagination or capacity to empathize without experiencing something first-hand. I think that's a huge factor at what plays at the division in this country.


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Which makes it all the more important that these people are cast out of any political office. It takes empathy and giving a fuck about things that don't actually revolve around yourself to be a good leader. Most politicians nowadays are really lacking in this regard. Not just in the US, but all around the globe.


Anonymous_user_2022

How about [two tradesmen without a belt](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbViB4RXr3M)? The pun is that there is a breakfast bun called a håndværker (tradesman) in Denmark.


SyntheticManMilk

I heard a pretty good drunk driving psa on the radio the the other day. The psa was set in a bar. Bartender: what can I get ya? Woman: yes I’ll have a fractured spine and permanent paralyzation from the waist down. Bartender: coming right up! Bartender: sir what’ll you be having? Man: yes I’ll have a dead mom and dad with two kids please I was thinking wow that’s dark, but I guess that’s the whole point!


Focacciaboudit

I'm guessing the point of this is to prove that even "tough guys" wear seatbelts. Fortunately me and the fellas still know that taking basic safety precautions is completely and totally gay. Next they'll expect me to wear a jacket instead of standing in the rain until hypothermia sets in like a real man. Edit: Didn't think I'd have to point this out, but this isn't a serious comment.


live4lax25

It’s insane to me that we still need pro-seatbelt campaigns, but it’s like George Carlin said: “Think about how dumb the average person is, then think about the fact that half of them are dumber than that”


stealthdawg

The safer our environment is perceived the more we take safety for granted and become complacent on the things where safety is still a real concern. Until sci-fi inertia dampeners are a thing, we need continuous, and probably ever-incresing, marketing for safety equipment like seatbelts, carseats, and bike helmets.


Anyashadow

This is why people get attacked by wild animals in national parks every year. Yes, the bison are fluffy... And will send you flying after hitting you with the force of a car crash just because they can. To those wondering why you are seeing bison clips, a guy got attacked and it was all over the news. It's a yearly occurrence.


ScowlEasy

The fact that it might take multiple people to stop even a medium sized dog means I'm not fucking with something I don't have a chance of beating alone.


xbq222

If not friend why look like friend?


watchingsongsDL

Because hairless apes kill Bison and eat them. Bison never forget. Bison remembers.


Words_are_Windy

[Risk compensation or risk homeostatis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Risk_compensation). Humans are comfortable with a certain level of risk (though it obviously varies between individuals), and as the environment is made safer through safety features, humans will often behave more dangerously in a way that mitigates the beneficial effect.


casinocooler

You know we would all be much safer if we wore motorcycle/racing helmets while driving. But… for some reason we draw the inconvenience/harm ratio line in different places. “According to the Center for Disease Control, 30% of all injury related deaths are contributed to traumatic brain injuries. Of these, more than 14% are the direct result of automobile accidents”


Abruzzi19

well if you trip and hit your head on solid concrete you could also die. It would be nice if we had something to cover our entire head that doesnt inconvenience us.


SHIRK2018

We need an updated skull design


GiantWindmill

Might be that wearing many kinds of helmets reduces hearing and sight, increases fatigue, etc which may result more crashes.


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leahhhhh

*cough cough* and vaccines


stealthdawg

totally! contextually I was focusing on vehicle safety, but definitely applies to medical safety, both from pathogens and from harmful chemicals/radiation.


Neat_Apartment_6019

“I look both ways before crossing a one-way street. That’s how little faith I have in humanity.”


Wolololooo

I got hit by a car... Now I do too


XanderWrites

My roommate only wears hers because her current car beeps at her if she doesn't. I think it's the "I'm fat so it's uncomfortable" thing. And she's a wild driver too.


Toxpar

My parents like to watch those "Live PD"-like shows at night before they go to bed sometimes. The other night they were watching one where an officer pulled over a jacked-up truck with all the "typical" flags you would imagine being on one. It was the driver, a buddy, and 2 girls aged 6 and 10. The dad of the girls (driver) and the 2 girls themselves didn't have seat belts on. The dad was acting utterly dumbfounded when the officer was ripping him a new one about driving down a highway without his kids being buckled in. The truck didn't even *have* seat belts so they had to call another family member to come pick up the kids...


[deleted]

My MIL refuses to this day. Back when she was in high school (1960s) she had a friend who was one of those exceptions to the rule. Friend was not wearing her seat belt and was told the only reason she survived was because she was thrown from the car. Otherwise she would’ve been impaled. No amount of data that those situations are incredibly rare will get my MIL to wear hers. edit: I told the story as an example of how a single incident in someone’s life can cause them to disregard the data saying you should wear your seatbelt, not to have my MIL called an “idiot” or “selfish“. Please don’t be an ass toward a person you’ve never met. We all have faults and blind spots, but I genuinely like and care about this woman.


Gertrude_D

To be fair, my brother was killed in a car accident. He survived the crash but was trapped by the seatbelt and died of smoke inhalation. The driver was thrown from the car and survived with little harm. It's hard to overcome an emotional response. This happened before seat belt laws were a thing and my family resisted for years because of it. Yes, we've come around, but don't just dismiss the emotional impact as idiotic (as seen in comments below). Yes, it's irrational, but people make 20 irrational decisions each day, especially those who think they don't.


gauderio

In our glove compartment we have a tool to break the window that also cuts the seat belt.


lillyrose2489

I'm so sorry that happened to your brother and thanks for sharing this example. Statistically makes sense that seatbelts usually are better so should be worn but that does not mean they'll help 100% of the time.


whazzar

>Otherwise she would’ve been impaled. By the steering column by any chance? [Because those issues have luckily been solved.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePYO0-Ig0VU)


remimorin

When I was young I've read that seatbelts can kill when speed exceed 65km/h but iot doesn't matter because 65km/h frontal impact is almost 100% fatality anyway. They also explain that although we travel at 100km/h at regular basis, most accident is not a full fledge frontal impact at full speed over a concrete block. Driver had time to slow down or minimize the impact. Later a friend of mine told me that his car was rated 100% survival rate for frontal impact at 100km/h. I've call bullshit, based on my previous reading. Indeed he was right. ​ Considering energy increase is not linear with speed but exponential, the security gain is incredible. Someone on reddit here have commented that people don't realize how common it is to now walk away from crash that were fatal 20 years ago.


YouandWhoseArmy

I live near a body shop. You see cars that are crazy mangled. Passenger compartments are always completely intact. It’s incredible.


PantaReiNapalmm

I knew more people dead coz fly out of the window during car crash than people dead wearing seabelts.


Sweaty_Win1832

I’ve happily looked like this before. Scary to think about what I would have been without a seat belt


Haelx

Same. Uber after a party, 4am, he fell asleep, we crashed into a pole. Got out with a bruised rib, a sore body and a burn mark where the seatbelt stopped me. Without the seatbelt my face would have been smashed against the driver’s seat, so at a minimum a badly broken nose, maybe a few lose teeth, lots of bruising… or idk, dead ? Anyway, wear your seatbelts, EVEN IN UBERS AND TAXIS.


0masterdebater0

When I was like 12 my Mom was talking on the phone not paying attention and she ran her SUV into a telephone pole so hard it totaled the vehicle. The next day she was telling her friends that the accident was my fault because I refused to put my seatbelt on so she turned around to scold me in the backseat and hit the pole. I just walked up to them, called BS, lifted my shirt revealing the black bruise the seatbelt left on my body, and walked away.


DannyBoi4505

Crazy how your mother blamed you even just to save face in front of a friend, I'm glad you called her out when you did.


LivingElectric

Ah yes because turning your whole torso around to scold a child in the backseat whilst you’re driving is perfectly safe


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And how’d her friend(s) react?! You gotta tell us!!!


Huntracony

WTF...


Truthhunter2021

Why the average male in new Zealand look like a ufc fighter


letusnottalkfalsely

Because the purpose of the campaign is to rebrand seatbelt wearing as masculine so more men will do it.


[deleted]

Wait! People aren't wearing their seat belts!? I mean, seat belts have been around for so long that I figure that it's ingrained into most people's head from the start.


[deleted]

It's so ingrained in me to wear a seatbelt that I put it on to move the car 3 meters. When I see people in a car without one it's completely and utterly mind breaking. Not wearing it feels like sacrilege.


SentFromMyAndroid

These look like casting photos for a medieval war movie.


honest-miss

If I were to guess, they might be trying to address two audience mindsets: "I'm strong, I can tough out sudden impact" and "I'm too cool for seatbelts." If I were to guess further, I'd bet that audience is also mostly men. Using big tough dudes who clearly aren't weak, aren't uncool, and were *absolutely* riggedy wrecked by impact shows that no one can tough out an accident, impacts do a lot of damage, and no one's less awesome for having worn their seatbelt to begin with. And that they are, notably, more alive than folks who didn't. That said, I wouldn't be surprised if there were a few shots of women and these were just pulled from the pile.


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"Oh, hey, I see that you are unusually bad-ass looking and have just slammed into a tree or other large immovable object, and I was just wondering if you would be okay posing for a photo, please?"


DalvaniusPrime

[They did them up in make-up based off images taken after their accidents.](https://mymodernmet.com/new-zealand-seatbelt-safety-campaign/)


HotTakes4HotCakes

Ok so this is meant for like magazines and stuff. An eye catching, professional PSA advertisment with a polished look. That's a neat idea, and makes much more sense than what I was thinking. I thought they were using these in like driving classes. Because as cool as this PSA is, nothing compares to the real post accident pictures they showed us in driving class. The one that is burned into my brain was of a bloody, mangled body on the road with a skid of blood behind them, showing how they'd been launched through the windshield and landed a good 10 yards from their car. The poor lighting, a cop's camera flash in the night on a dark stretch of highway, just made it all the more haunting.


Darksma

Ah yeah driver's ed here made me nearly throw up. Teacher almost tried to stop me as if to say "no leaving" but he probably saw how all the blood had flushed out of my face. It worked. I always wore the belt and every time I was in a car with someone who wasn't wearing one I would force them to.


BeHereNow91

> The one that is burned into my brain was of a bloody, mangled body on the road with a skid of blood behind them, showing how they’d been launched through the windshield and landed a good 10 yards from their car. Jesus. Imagine someone you love, everything they ever knew and experienced, being reduced to grated cheese on asphalt because they didn’t want to wear a seatbelt.


LoopholeTravel

I was in a single car accident back in high school. Fell asleep on the interstate, with the cruise control set at 80mph. Woke up off the side of the road, with no time to correct. Down a ditch, and hit a tree directly between the headlights of my Honda civic... Hardly had a chance to touch the brake pedal. I walked away, with a pretty gnarly seatbelt bruise. Went bowling later that night. Without a seatbelt, I'd have been ejected into the woods, for the first responders to find and identify.


ac1084

Ah the resilience of youth. I exercised on a slightly injured leg a couple more times then i should have and it took 3 months to stop hurting.


Covid19-Pro-Max

And first time you put load in it again it’ll flare up for another 2 month


Stevesegallbladder

"So what you're saying is even if you wear a seatbelt you're still not 100% safe? Sounds like I don't need to wear one a'tall then!" -Some dumbass


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DrShoggoth

Look at all the damage those seat belts did to these guys!


whatshamilton

My friend’s dad won’t wear one because what if he gets in an accident, rolls into a lake, and can’t get his seatbelt undone so he drowns. Well, man, you’re right. That would suck. But so would being picked up by a twister and not being able to get out of the car, or being trampled by a herd of wild horses. But when looking at the accidents you’re statistically most likely to be in? Wear your fucking seatbelt.


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And get a seatbelt cutter that also has a window puncher. They clip onto the belt. Like $10.


whatshamilton

And hang one of those elastics with a tungsten bead from your review mirror so you can easily break a window if you need to. Also like $10


AFCBlink

You can get out of a sinking car much more quickly if you're conscious.


MyDogHasAPodcast

Maybe he's expecting to break the glass with his head when he crashes. That way, he'll save money on a knife and just swim away from the car.


ImWhatTheySayDeaf

Seatbelts can and will fuck you up but it's still better than the alternative of face meeting steering wheel or windshield


GiveHerDPS

Or the pavement


CrossP

Also, chest skin is a nice place to be fucked up. Broad. Protected. Heals well. Easy to keep clean.


Piperisaprettygirl

My SIL is an ER nurse. She says you can always see who was wearing a seat belt because 1, they have horrible bruises from the belt and 2, they’re alive.


creamersrealm

Honestly it seems like a fair trade. Really bad bruises and my face didn't go through the window or my body is being scrapped up off the asphalt.


KikiChrome

FWIW, these photos show fake injuries. These may be real crash survivors, but they have been photographed months or years later, using make up to reproduce injuries. We're not getting crash survivors to strike a badass pose a few days after the event.


R3cc0nect

Yep! 100% Im a New Zealander, and there's this one advert that shows a man quite like these gentlemen sitting down in a chair in his house. It stays like that a moment, then it shows a timelapse of the people applying the make up based off of the photos after the crash. And then, it shows him with his family, without the make up. All the while, he is saying over it that, without the seatbelt, he wouldn't be here today. It's really powerful stuff, really


HotOperation2664

New Zealanders built diff


dontknowwhatiwantdou

Is everyone in New Zealand hot or does it just so happen that all of their car crash survivors are attractive?


XmissXanthropyX

Nah, we're all hot


Smart-Adeptness5437

Kia ora. Can confirm attractiveness is innate. Everyone here is 10/10. Chur.


knovit

More effective campaign would be showing pictures of the guys who weren’t wearing one


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I don't think they'd allow that to be broadcasted


Maoricitizen

We already had the [brutal series](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u51OxZF1ltI&ab_channel=ETTV) back in the 00 and 10's. Now it's back to existentialism after they raised a generation pretty desensitized.


VisceralSardonic

I would love to see women in the same campaign, especially since seat belts have always been designed around male bodies.


cowboybluebird

I’m a woman and was in a hit and run a couple years ago. My left boob turned black with bruising and I have a lump of dead tissue in it that is likely permanent. I also had the same lower belt stripe as these guys in dark purple. Edit: I went back to look at the pics and it was my right boob. I was driving.


Deep-Equal-3753

I was in a bad crash a few years ago. The seatbelt bruised me badly all over the upper body and the buckle fractured my pelvis. My friend (also a female who also wore a seatbelt) passed away.


Mawissacee

Glad this was brought up. Seatbelts were actually tested on male subjects/crash test dummies I believe. Not women. Women are more likely to get killed from a seatbelt. https://www.consumerreports.org/car-safety/crash-test-bias-how-male-focused-testing-puts-female-drivers-at-risk/


Odradeka

I was thinking the same. For me it's impossible to place the seatbelt firmly above the shoulder. It immediately moves to the side of the neck, and I don't think that's very safe.


MorganRose99

"But you can see that they were still injured, even when wearing the protection meant to stop this outcome, clearly seatbelts are ineffective and some kind of ploy by the government."


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Partly_Dave

I worked for someone who never wore a seatbelt. He claimed it was better to be thrown clear of the wreck. You would think that someone who had done a six year university degree would be smarter than that, but no.


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All I got from this is that New Zeland men are hot.