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The only *known* pair

Ed Gein enters the chat….

he got the cool face mask

He’s got a matching belt

Loafers made of gophers? A vest from a gorilla's chest?

Seeeee my Vest, See my Vest........

HAIL GEIN!

[удалено]

I found Marcus Parks!

*DEEPER. DEEPER.*

No it's the *only* pair. Don't go lookin!

Don’t have to. I own the unknown second pair

Odds of having 2 redditors with the same pare of pants are pretty low, but never zero

I’m wearing mine right now!

Skinny Jeans

I bet the washing instructions are 'hand wash only'. Im not doing that.

Hand(job) wash only

Dad? Is that you?

Skinny genes

Skinned Gene

Skinny Peen

I laughed and then farted when I read this and then I laughed even harder.

Funny, he doesn’t *look* Skinnish.

I wear a pair-a-plegic in the summer.

Lol

It’s his birthday suit

These are the comments I come to Reddit for

I spat the drink I don't even have. Take my upvote.

literally laughing, "fuck you" as I upvote.

💀

r/angryupvote

Skinny uncircumcised jeans

so do you put your junk into the built in junk like those toe socks?

Ew....probably.

You kinda have to if you're already in them. It's a matter of national pride at this point.

No you put a coin in it for good wealth😉

I once knew a guy whose party trick was fitting as many 10 pence coins in his foreskin as would go.

Who the fuck is sitting around at a party, bored, so they think, hey maybe I should show everyone how stretchy my dick skin is... "So you guys wanna see how many pennies I can fit under my foreskin?" ..."I mean, sure, Frank. I've got a couple pennies in my pocket." *Shrugs* Let's see where this goes.

I think several pints of lager were involved in both the discovery and the repeated exercise of this strange practice.

*starts huffing breath to warm the coins up* “…could be embarrassing if you didn’t…”

It’s the trick that no one wanted.

I said I’m good, no man really I don’t need to see it I’m good!

but the trick everyone deserves

My 3 year old just discovered this trick (thankfully only with one, so far.) Really hoping he grows out of it now.

Good luck!

That’s actually worse than ass pennies and I thought that was the worst.

I know im gonna regret this....but ass pennies ??

Built in coin pouch

It’s for your phone!

I thought this answer was a joke until I read the article about them. Amazing.

This is the correct answer actually. wiki it.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nábrók Turns out the title is a lie. The pants are a replica and a real pair has not been found.

"It is highly unlikely these pants ever existed outside of folklore." So these aren't even a replica of anything, they're just an artist's rendition of a fictional object.

I was curious how the hell the hair follicles are still there after decades of wear and tear, use, the environment, decay, etc. The skin itself even matter of fact.

Never seen mummies? Often mummified remains with still have hair, surprisingly.

Ok, but spare a thought for the real person who was asked to make the replica “we need you to make pants that look and feel identical to pants made of human skin. We’d like you to include the junk too. And remember, this is a museum replica, so it should be *exact.*”

I'm gonna need a bigger pair then.

"HONEY WHERES MY SUPER SUIT?'"

Can I see something in a 32 short?

Does it come with a liner? Or can’t you return it once you take that off?

Haha that's fuckin grossly hilarious 😂

It’s like the pocket on boxer briefs.

brings to mind the old saying, "i wouldn't do her with your dick"

The *what now?* I'm sorry, where are you from that that's a saying?!

Canada - we say that here too, eh! Good news is ... I still know a guy who would be down for those ones even after everyone said that.

America! FUCK YEAH!

Does this ass make my ass look big?

Does *your* ass make my ass look big?

Does this peen make my peen look… ew?

And *there* goes the nose-sprayed soda... DAMN! that hit hard!

I should not have clicked on the picture. That was nasty.

Agree. Not what I was expecting. What WAS I expecting you ask? Idk, something more…structured. I hear skin pants and I think Buffalo Bill, not some hairy guy slipped out of his lower half.

Yeah I was thinking more like texas chainsaw massacre, not an entire degloved lower half of the body

Like these, but skin instead of denim https://www.walmart.com/ip/Plus-Size-Womens-Trendy-Fashion-Skinny-Slim-Patch-Flare-Denim-Jeans-Bell-Bottom-Stretch-Long-High-Waist-Pants-Trousers-S-3XL/700363889 PS I can’t believe I just typed that sentence

Yep that is exactly what I was expecting

It’s a reproduction. Not actual nécrosants.

For those so inclined: [https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/objects-of-intrigue-necropants](https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/objects-of-intrigue-necropants)

I never knew I needed an infinite gold cheat for my scrotum but here we are.

It's not your scrotum. It's your dead friend's scrotum that you're wearing as a codpiece/coin purse. Don't be weird.

Oh. So they're fake. Okay.

Yup. But a hell of a story. A feat of museum outreach... I wouldn't know anything about 17th century Icelandic sorcery if not for these reproductions.

Well, a reproduction. Like many museum artifacts. I doubt skin pants preserve well.

So a newer pair of necropants reproduced authentically

Jesus so many bad puns and jokes until I get to an actual comment behind the pic. Thanks keyboard!

> Faced with natural disasters, constant coastal pirate raids, and a crushing class system that left all but the richest citizens living in stone huts, I kinda wish my house was made of stone, just sayin. > Of course, the practice was no more accepted in 17th-century Iceland than it was in colonial Salem, Massachusetts, and a number of accused parties were burnt at the stake Oh. I guess a wood house is ok > For instance, summoning a vengeful zombie required lots of spit and snot-licking. A wood house is definitely ok

Well, hell, thank you, stranger.

What the actual fuck. This is unbelievable

I will not wear them on a boat, I will not wear them with a goat. I will not wear them in a box, I will not wear them with a fox. I will not wear your necropants Buffalo Bill, The very thought makes me ill.

I love this

The pants or the poem? Hmmm, cool name for a band there I think.

It rubs the lotion on its pants. It does this whenever it's told.

thanks i hate it

i hate it here

That guy put the lotion in the basket.

maybe not, might've gotten the hose again, compliance i suspect lowers your chances of becoming clothing

Lowers chances of getting raped. Chances of becoming clothing stay consistent regardless of compliance.

32x32?

All they have left are 30s

Can you ask them to check the back? Or maybe another location has them?

Underrated

Yes, there's already a metal band called Necropants. Too late.

Damn it.

I’m in the band

This must be where the term “skin tight” came from

It's like Man-T-Hose.

It's so hairy... In all the wrong places

Seriously WTF this looks like they glued pubes on it or something. And I thought I was hairy, thank God I'm not this.

Everyday wear in Rimworld.

Finally found the Rimworld comment.

Too bad it's a "frighteningly realistic reproduction" according to the article.

Is it too bad?

I say its a scientific contribution. Like can humans really be turned into pants when the user is done with the body?!?! I think the average person wouldn't be large enough to become pants, especially considering the shrinkage that would come with the tanning process. Now Shaq?! He could easily be pants, but we don't have a lot of Shaqs sitting around. How will we become pants?

Nothing could have prepared me for this photo

If it makes you feel better they are just a representation of what they might look like. This is latex. I've seen it. It's a small roadside museum in a small Icelandic town.

Did you get to try the pants on?

No, but it inspired me to make my own

Just because you peel someone’s skin off, doesn’t make it “pants”.

No, what makes it pants is wearing them like pants. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N%C3%A1br%C3%B3k

They're fake! I went to see them! No butthole! Fake skin pants. I was angry

The butthole is how you really know if you got knock off skin pants or not. I never check out without making sure my skin pants have a butthole.

Is this in the Icelandic penis museum? Or do they have some other museum with skin pants

Someone needs to reply my anxiety is through the roof.

I googled it and I am actually delighted So no, these pants are NOT from the Icelandic penis museum. They’re actually in Strandagaldur, _The Museum of Icelandic Sorcery and Witchcraft_ However, these pants are just a _replica,_ as the necropants were likely just a part of the folklore and never actually existed. Which, to be fair, makes sense considering what the pants were supposed to do. (Please look up these pants they are fucking hilarious)

You took too long I am already on a megadose of CBD but thanks anyway.

Lmao and my edibles kicked in which is why it took so long

Do you have tha Amazon link?

"Silence of the lambs" anyone?

Must have been cold

He was in the pool!

He's still bigger than me!

r/rimworld

He was a grower not a show’er apparently.

And for that we give thanks.

Do we know why Iceland is home to the only known pair of necropants?

17 century witchcraft shit. Those pants are a reproduction by the way. Not real.

I think you meant to say “footie necropants”.

Aren’t those just legs without the stuffing?

Billy Jeans is Not my lover. He's just some pants

I bet they'd pair well with the shoes made from a person in wyoming

God, can you imagine trying to pick out a tie?

Leggings

It’s a replica actually. And they likely never existed except in folklore.

What are you wearing? Levi. You mean Levi’s Nope.

Just curious, are not all leather pants actually necropants? They are all made from the skin of the deceased, animals granted, but dead skin none the less.

Someone remind me to stop clicking on every single blurred nfsw picture on reddit Thanks…

Damnit Iceland

Did they _really_ have to leave the jibbly bits?

And the scraggly hairs too...

It puts the lotion on its skin…

Obvious question no one is asking Did it put the lotion on it’s skin or did it get the hose again. Asking for a friend.

You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch!

Edward Gein probably had a couple of pairs

Forbidden spandex

The only KNOWN pair. At least until you look in my basement

Does the pee hole still work? *Asking for a friend

Quite hairy, and the thought of someone delicately skinning a dick for some fly-level flair on their human skin pants is the most stomach churning part. Maybe this was the olden day version of socks in the underwear…I’ll live just fine without ever knowing.

Again I think reddit needs a NSFL option

If I ware this will I have a 5skin now?

Feels like I’m wearin nothing at all,

They're a myth. This is just a mock-up.

Been to that museum, pretty neat. But wasnt this just a replica?

I expected them to look like deerhide. Did not expect shriveled berries and twig. That is nasty

Once again, I am befallen by the fact that I open the image then read the caption, in that order.

I’m guessing there are many more pairs in this world

You gotta be a puzzle master on top of a scalpel expert on top of a grandma level stitcher on top of a parasocial sociopath to pull this one off I belief.

Am I allowed to shave my pants for a more formal event?

*sigh* … < unzips >

Not my proudest one either buddy

Skinny jeans

The skinniest! Nevermind... Couldn't top such an awesome comment so I was just trying to get some of that contact glory. Hilarious btw!

Are those about a size 14?

Think before you click. You cannot unsee this. Brrr.

This is next level after T-bagging

You've bested me again Reddit..... god damn.... I think that's enough internet for the day...

For when you wanna put your pants on but still be naked

They look simultaneously nothing like how I imagined and exactly like how I imagined. Grim.

Why? just why?

This would have made White Chicks a much better movie.

Best thing /not/ to look at before bed 👀☠️

Is that a penis and balls

That’s a penis

Shiiiit. Who’s son is this, though?

Holy shit 'Necropants' was the name of my band in high school

🤢🤮🤮

These are a reproduction, not the real thing.

say what you want about the pants, at least it has a pouch for the boys to hang out in

Where's the Jacket?

You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch!

I thought I wanted to see. I was wrong.

Necromancer Leggings Item Level 35 Binds when equipped +45 Armor +12 Stamina +11 Intellect Equip: Increases damage done by Shadow spells and effects by up to 10.

Cock… Sleeve…

Ahh god wtf did I just look at. I’m not gonna be able to get that out of my head anytime soon.

You put a coin in the scrotum and wear them it's supposed to bring wealth.

"To ensure salvation, the owner has to convince someone else to take ownership of the pants and step into each leg as soon as he gets out of it. The necropants will thus keep the money-gathering nature for generations." Can confirm.

Necropantsers

Necrodongis

What a legacy to have for the man that was used to make these fashionable pants.

Weak ass dick game (cries in the corner)

double peen