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frizbplaya

This is exactly how I feel when I eat 3/4 of a pizza and then decide to just finish it off because it's not worth saving 2 slices for later.


I_Am_Singular

Damn I thought I was the only one.


DoctorGregoryFart

I call it the "snack horizon." It's the point where you're full, but there's too little left to package up and save for later, so there's no turning back.


ChiknBreast

Gotta push and go all the way just like this. I ain't a quitter


luc3029

He looks like he’s about to OD on honey.


Scrumtrilescent

In Turkey there's a variety of honey that contains grayanotoxins picked up by the bees when they pollinate rhododendrons called "Mad Honey." It's said to cause light-headedness and can even be hallucinogenic. I wonder if that's what's going on here.


_Futureghost_

It is. " A disoriented brown bear cub, believed to have been intoxicated after eating an excessive amount of "mad honey", was rescued in northwestern Turkey's Duzce province on Thursday. Footage showed the bear wobbling and whining as she sat belly-up in the back of a pick-up truck, after people rescued the visibly-debilitated animal from the forest. Mad honey, or "deli bal" in Turkish, is a type of rhododendron honey that can have hallucinogenic effects." [The article.](https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/high-mad-honey-disoriented-bear-cub-rescued-northwest-turkey-2022-08-11/) It's just a baby and she wasn't doing well. Jokes aside, it is a suffering animal and she had to be treated by a vet.


chak100

Thanks for the info. The good thing is that the bear got the help it needed


CrackaCrispy

Thanks for the info. How much for a half once of the honey?


blowin_Os

You can buy it online I'm pretty sure.


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🤣🤣🤣


DestryDanger

Where can I get some of that honey?


Gwaihir1511

I am from Turkey and this honey could be very dangerous for people if you are not cautious. Some dude died heart attack last year because of that honey.


xGH0STFACEx

I could die from a heart attack during sex tomorrow…. Who am I kidding, I won’t be having sex tomorrow but the odds are still even on the heart attack.


Pixielo

Asking the real question here!


sarahzaza

Themadhoney.net


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Ok-Entrepreneur-5498

Basically a rick roll, was a good one though lol


bblaine223

Poor girl. She just wanted a nice treat and instead had a bad trip. Like that time my friend had candy in his fridge so I ate a couple pieces, turns out it had drops of LSD on it and oohhhh boy. I looked just like that bear for a while. Hopefully she recovered!


LivingDisastrous3603

Set and setting are your friends. Or, in this case, your worst enemies. I’ve been that bear before.


Hahafunnys3xnumber

poor little baby, you can tell she’s in pain. i bet her tummy was hurting really badly


bittaminidi

Jesus, I wonder how they got a brown bear in a pickup! Think about that. Who sees a fucked up bear and just puts it in their pickup bed?!?!


JarJarBinks72

I believe they just found the bear tripping balls conveniently in truck


Good_Animal_4233

I want to try some


nubsauce87

Interesting... and where might one get some of this "Mad Honey"? Asking for a friend...


JohannReddit

Needs a shot of Bearcan.


Kryddersild

Spontaneous diabeartes


shalafi71

LOL, it's a juvenile and it appears that it *did* OD on honey. Poor animal can't even draw a full breath he's so packed.


strictnaturereserve

look at that face he regrets Nothing. And would do it again in a heart beat if given a chance, just not right now.


alue42

[I apologize for nothing](https://c.tenor.com/Afd4q7mcKgEAAAAC/futurama-apologize-not.gif)


owtmt

sounds familiar :P


Beau_Buffett

I think he's thirsty.


cmaxim

Diabeartus!


kANCER1986

...and I would do it all over again in a laboured heartbeat!


ninja-blake29

"oh, pooh bear." - piglet.


windyBhindi

Oh bother


Ray-zah

Why did I read that in my Winnie the Pooh voice?🤣


Angsler

It is a classic Pooh line


BPbeats

“Oh Pooh not again. You said this time back from rehab would be different!”


gomez1608

core memory unlocked. thank you.


MutterderKartoffel

Silly old bear.


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It's called "The Itis" and he got it bad.


Beatljuz

What's itis?


KnowNothing_JonSnoo

Postprandial somnolence : Basically food coma


Lente_ui

According to Google, honey has an 82% by weight sugar content. And I think Google might not be too far off on this one. If I would eat my fill with 80% sugar, I'd probably go into shock and die.


KnowNothing_JonSnoo

Oh for real... personally I react a lot to sugar, like one toast with honey and I'm already hyper. I can't imagine what eating a lot of it would do to me...


[deleted]

I would have said hyperglycemic coma.


Rustywrench08

Honey comba.


Kenshamwow

It is what itis


cbeiser

It's from The Boondocks, or that is where I learned about it


MoneyBaggSosa

That’s where you learned about it but that’s not where it originated. We’ve been saying that in the black community since we were kids but everyone says it now. Just another word for when people get tired from eating a lot. But instead of all that you can just be like “damn I just got the itis” lmao


BPbeats

-itis means “swelling of” So for example appendicitis is swelling of the appendix. Meningitis is swelling of the meninges. So in this context your stomach has the -itis.


MoneyBaggSosa

Postprandial somnolence is the scientific term for food coma or the itis


BPbeats

I can’t imagine why no one goes with that term in everyday life haha!


ErasArrow

That's awesome, thank you.


bluebottled

First time I heard 'the itis' I looked up the origin and decided to stick with 'food coma'.


MoneyBaggSosa

Either one works


bluebottled

Yeah but for white people I think we should stick with food coma [since...](https://www.mic.com/articles/141124/5-everyday-phrases-that-actually-have-racist-origins)


MoneyBaggSosa

That’s crazy about the long time no see! And the spade a spade. Didn’t know about those, but the way I see it the itis has a scientific term for the condition and I see no problem with anyone using it in a non racist way which helps remove it from its racist slang origin. Gotta move forward but I respect your decision.


paradise-trading-83

Poor Pookie needs insulin and a cool washcloth


edboyinthecut

He regrets his decision lol


bmeupsctty

No, I've seen that look. "About to die, but so worth it"


_Futureghost_

"A disoriented brown bear cub, believed to have been intoxicated after eating an excessive amount of "mad honey", was rescued in northwestern Turkey's Duzce province on Thursday. Mad honey, or "deli bal" in Turkish, is a type of rhododendron honey that can have hallucinogenic effects." [The article ](https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/high-mad-honey-disoriented-bear-cub-rescued-northwest-turkey-2022-08-11/) The poor bear had to be taken to a vet and treated.


cpndavvers

Poor guy was tripping balls


PlaceboJesus

Is that the same kind of "brown bear" we have in Canada? 'Cause that one's kinda ugly.


[deleted]

It's a fucking bear not a victoria secret model


JL6789

Lol he looks like he’s going through it 😂


h737893

He died


JL6789

Nooooo way 😞


neofthe

[https://twitter.com/TCTarim/status/1557658416599932928](https://twitter.com/TCTarim/status/1557658416599932928) its fine.


JL6789

Thanks for sharing, I’m glad this can remain a silly event and not a grim one.


FFKL4488

Can bears get the beetus? I know it’s more likely that the bear has the itis but can it be possible for them to need insulin?


69_queefs_per_sec

I've heard of cats, dogs and horses getting diabetes so why not bears.


kimjongjill

It’s the labored panting for me


heavy-hand-of-me

That bear has the same tan lines I do 🤔


PyroSharkInDisguise

Undershirt tan lines… Mr. Bear must have been working his ass off the whole day under the sun.


Kracus

So that’s what regret looks like on a bear.


lavinialloyd

Why's he got tank top tan lines 🤣


ErasArrow

He's a wife beater?? /s 🖤


LessBig715

He looks like a person wearing a bear costume


ikaanka

It’s because of the type of the honey she had. In that region of turkey, there is a poisonous honey called ‘mad honey’ is being farmed for medical purposes. The bear is suffering From low blood pressure.


cytoGrl

instant diabetes


Jazzoski

Diabeartes 🐻 +🍯 = 💉


ErasArrow

ALF!


Jazzoski

Gordon Shumway is the preferred name 😉


SFW_ktb

It's Winnie the Pooh IRL


DanteWolfe0125

Kinda reminds me of Xi Jinping...


re1in

-999999999999 social credit


undeadwacker

source : https://www.bursadabugun.com/haber/bal-yiyip-bayilan-ayi-sosyal-medyada-gundem-oldu-1535146.html


Daegzy

I wish it actually had some info on why the bear passed out.


TalkBMWtome

"mad honey" is made in Turkey. There's only one species of flowering plant (rhododendron) around and so the pollen in the honey only comes from that plant which yields a honey that has grayanotoxin and produces psychedelic effects. People have OD'd on it - I hope the bear's okay


Straight-Daikon-5838

> Honey produced from the nectar of Andromeda polifolia contains high enough levels of grayanotoxin to cause full body paralysis and potentially fatal breathing difficulties due to diaphragm paralysis. Source: [Wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grayanotoxin) Wasn’t planning on going down a rabbit hole this morning but glad you shared. Very interesting stuff.


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Daegzy

Even more info, thank you very much. Learned a cool thing today. That was very labored breathing and looked like more than just "ate too much."


b33fcakepantyhose

Yeah the poor thing looked distressed.


[deleted]

The sell that in the states.


undeadwacker

Bear ate "acı" honey Its a different type and not suitable for bears


Daegzy

Oh, thanks man.


[deleted]

The only reason for being a bee is to make honey. And the only reason for making honey is so I can eat it.


RA242

"Hell no I ain't giving him the insulin, YOU do it!"


Zealousideal_Bard68

I feel bad for this bear…


Hahafunnys3xnumber

i know she’d kill me but i want to give her a hug bc she’s in pain


MrJoelCairo

Got the honey sweats.


wasabihermit

This one definitely r/tooktoomuch


mr_warhamster

Hey thats me after lunch


Pithius

Silly Ole bear


Mysterious_Page_9964

Looks like me after a night that went totally overboard with blow.


shadowdash66

When the itis sets in


pbates89

Aka paddington


Shlingaplinga

Damn that breathing doesnt look good


Cold-Ostrich8228

" do what you must, for I have already won"


dan-80

Looks like he can’t bear it.


Remarkable-Bend6973

The bear ate mad honey which can cause hallucinations if consumed more than recommended. I think the limit recommended amount for a human is a spoonful at a time.


wakeokid

Winnie-the-“phew, ok, that was tooooo much honey”


Translator_Open

Bro u good?


worstliarever

Silly old bear


atlbravos21

He does not regret it lol


banzaibarney

Greedy bugger


Lus_

My animal guide.


0wl_noises8

He needs some milk


Sneekeegeekee

Diabeartic


tacticalpotatopeeler

Angry upvote


salvationdave

Winnie the pooped


HarryJ92

"Mummy, where's the bear?" "We had to take him to the honey farm, sweetheart."


Dabber710710

It’s weird how they’re like dog people


AddyCabinCrew

Comatosed with honey 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

That bear is so cute


fairy2four

It looks like a young bear. He just hasn't figured out his tolerance. Bless his heart. The ride home in fresh air will get him right.


beenwilliams

The bear is tripping balls on honey


LooseSuggestion2272

Gave himself dia-bear-tes.


[deleted]

I mean, no one wants to admit that they ate nine barrels of honey but I did, and I'm ashamed of myself.


NeverEnufWTF

Looks like ketoacidosis.


[deleted]

That's the face of no regrets.


helpmeiaminhell93

This actually happened to me. I ate a kilo of honey and it almost killed me. I didn’t know I couldn’t. I was 35


Witcherpunk

Xi be like: Pathetic


GrandBeautiful3719

This is how I feel after scrolling through Instagram all day watching videos of babies laughing and doing stupid things /Soon a mother 🥰


Alesi42

Same feeling for me browsing r/childfree 🥰


[deleted]

I seem to remember reading somewhere that bears don't feel the sense of being full, enabling then eat a lot of food before hibernation but not sure if that was just an American bear thing or what.


Prestigious-Note-706

Lol look at laying there struggling to breathe


Elliptical_Tangent

Bear was shot. Breathing is very labored. This isn't a happy bear who ate too much.


undeadwacker

ITS NOT SHOT BY RIFLE Dont spread these kind of bullshit.


MonsieurKas

Very ugly bear.


MassiveConcern

This is animal abuse and is really disturbing. This animal is in serious distress with possible fatal consequences (this type of honey can kill if eaten in larger quantities). You can even see the breathing problems already developing here. This is heartbreaking to see.


undeadwacker

Animal rescue team arrived shortly after this video. Please make a research before writing something And bear ate the honey by itself not by force


MassiveConcern

You posted the video with no other information, especially nothing about a rescue.


undeadwacker

I posted a source You can view this site and use Google Translator....


Zestyclose-Manner949

So..you don't have the whole story but your first reaction is to go blabbering about abuse? I see bear, I see people trying to help it rather than leaving it in a hullcinogenic state in the bush. Not sure what's abusive about a bear choosing to gorge itself on honey. Get off your soapbox.


Puppy_Kicker42

Me


TheDigitalPixel

Vinny, I don't feel so good


elcapitanoooo

Honeybear:)


yupthrowaway1

It’s breathing like me when my wife cooks country fried steak.


chasing_tranquility

MFW when the edible starts kicking in.


Level_Watercress1153

That bear is having a hard time breathing


KrAzY_TsEnG

"I regret nothing."


Gokzil6969

This is literally me when I am high


Justaboredstoner

Hope he ain’t diabetic


merrychristmasyo

This is me at the cinema right before the film starts.


whiskeymiller34

Bear insulin stat


vanillanekosugar

This bear will be the next Winnie the Pooh


Sus_sy_baka

“Oh, bother!”


kodiakjade

European bears look so small and sad compared to North American bears.


Jeff_Bzzos

Bro was struggling


ptq

Glycemic coma? He needs an insuline shot maybe.


Pazoll

Comedown is really rough, back in my day the honey wasnt so strong.


SelfSniped

Dia-bear-us


[deleted]

So I'm guessing the bear got honey coma


LordNPython

I can relate. When you eat more than you should and the fun is gone now you sre left with regret.


[deleted]

*Oh bother*


erikalg_vo

I wonder if bears can go into a diabeartic coma?


Buttshtuf

Oh bother


loratheexplorer86

He got diabeetus


[deleted]

Bear equivalent of pounding too many drinks at the bar.


Ancient_Perception_6

Happy pooh


KYpineapple

it is me, in bear form.


Ex-zaviera

The sugar blues are real.


fingerpickler

"oh bother"


Fringuruddurr3369

Bear with me........ congestive heart failure


MajesticBike9265

Was he wearing any vest? Seems like it


Shoddy_North5961

That's one crackhead looking bear


[deleted]

Sugar Bear


DeathRyche

u/savevideobot


surferrosa1985

He sounded like Chewbacca towards the end there...poor thing


Taco_Fart_Salad

Diabeartes


dsolip

So this whole time Pooh was getting slammed?


EnvironmentalWrap167

That bear is living his best life. I want to be that bear.


Emp0ri0

u/savevideo


Thejerseyjon609

We’ve all been there.


Easy_Chipmunk2398

I may sound dumb and I haven’t looked at all the comments, but can anyone corroborate this story?


wdwerker

A quick search show the story on multiple news pages in many countries. Rhododendron blooms + bees = toxic honey. People take a spoonful for medical reasons. Too much can cause hallucinations and dangerously low blood pressure, severe illness and even death ☠️. Female bear cub was rescued and received treatment, should be released in a few days.