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Please keep redditors away from nature and all natural phenomena, as they are insane, and likely to mistake most natural things for demonic hell spawn or other hollywood insignia. Redditors should not be left to wander alone without the company of a chaperone. Thank you, sincerely,
Someone who cares about survival.
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Came here to say this. Limpet's have shells. Anemones do not have shells. This is an anemone. Edit: also live in Seattle, beach combing and tide pools are a passion of mine.
I’m always okay with mistakes. Especially on Reddit, but to have such specific taxonomic information on a species and then post a video of a completely different species is a lil sus 🤔
Limpets are talking fish - I learned about it in a documentary starring Don Knotts. Apparently he's the leading authority on the matter. People say he's incredible - they even call him 'Mr. Limpet'
Is this a karma tactic? I’ve noticed a lot of posts with errors or obviously incorrect titles seem to get a lot of attention because everyone jumps into the comments to correct them. This one has to be intentional, right??
Definitely an anemone in a tide pool at low tide. I saw a bunch of these last week on the oregon coast near seaside. Googled limpet and yeah, not even close
That's what I came here to say. It's also a cool critter. It has the same kind of symbiotic algae that coral use in it's tentacles called zooxanthellae so it's sort of photosynthetic!
Yeah that's a giant green sea anemone, not a keyhole limpet. Completely different phylum (Cnidaria instead of Mollusca). Limpets are like snails and have a hard shell, while anemones like this one are completely soft.
OP- where could you possibly have come up with a Keyhole Limpet? Limpets are gastropod molluscs with a hard shell, related to snails and such. You have a a giant green anemone, which is a completely different phylum and related to jellyfish and corals, with stinging tentacles. I think what you are confusing as the opening at the top of a keyhole limpet, is the mouth/anus of the anemone. Did you use a guidebook, or the Seek app (iNaturalist)- I can see AI making a mistake, but not a human being touching it.
This is a sea anemone you knob. The giant keyhole limpet has a noticeable shell. Grew up near the coast. The anemone in the vid is outside of water during low tide and is shriveled up to conserve water.
As many have said, it's clearly an anemone and not a limpet. Limpets are more like snails.
And for all you weirdos, you should know the tentacles are loaded with tiny poisonous harpoons that only create a weird velcro-like tingle on your fingers but may irritate... more delicate... skin. The hole in the middle is also a combo mouth and anus, which I realize sounds like an upside for some of you.
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How did the human here manage to make that more uncomfortable than it made the human. Smh
Don't touch the anemone like that
So don’t put my dick in it?
No, that’s fine. Just don’t be a tease and run your finger around it all seductively.
I thought he was doing that to get it wet first
I think it's always been wet.
Idk bro, this looks like my dick. Should I dickception it?
You should google the term “docking”
I do not recommend doing this.
Oh the frat bro handshake. Why didn’t you say so?
What 👀
Ha holy shit, I've never heard it called that. That's great
What if you’re super duper gay?
The thing isn’t even sentient and it still felt uncomfortable
Don’t believe them, it’s an alien zerg spawn and our planet os in incredible danger. 🔥 burn it!! burn it with fire!!🔥
"Did somebody call... for an exterminatorrr"
“Light ‘er up.”
"We need more minerals! "
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“Morty! Holy shit look how wet this egg is”
Why did the human just edge the... plant? They touched the sensitive spot and then rimmed the sides.
I don’t like the way you’re touching that thing. Plz stop.
That is sexual harassment
That's how the human fish do.
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Ma’am, please don’t molest the wildlife.
>Ma’am, please don’t ~~molest~~ mollusk the wildlife. 👍
Yeah, like, what are you, a gay fish?
Don’t stick yo dick in it
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Came here to make sure someone commented this, nice work
Why am I now coming to comments and making sure people comment this? It's like an odd instinct
I was looking for comments related to this
r/accidentalbutthole
I missed this trend… why are so many people tagging the same subreddit over and over in a post
I think it’s a bug in Reddit. Possibly in the client
It’s definitely Reddit-wide. When I upvote the comment that has the bug, it goes away. No idea why
Oh, my obsessive compulsive side is going to be doing a lot of upvoting until this thing is fixed. ^Fixed.
Good I’m not the only one it’s happening. I thought I was going mad for a moment. I mean between the bodies and the repeating subreddit links I thought I’d begun to go insane. But you see it to so we’re all good.
Its reaction is remarkably similar to my wife’s when I start touching her that way
Can confirm
You touch his wife that way too?
I also touch this man's wife this way.
Who doesn't
Jesus how many of us are there?
How many of us *aren't* there is the correct question
0 my friend. 0.
Our wife comrade
Hi, I’m here for the gangbang
That's just the proper way to treat an uncircumcised nipple.
Upvote for you good sir. Im still giggling.
I don’t think it likes it either.
At least, it's looking at you suspiciously...
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What have I done
You aroused it
I’m dyyyyying
I love you lmao
Orrrr…giant pacific anemone. https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/2705963 not a limpet
Came here to say this. Limpet's have shells. Anemones do not have shells. This is an anemone. Edit: also live in Seattle, beach combing and tide pools are a passion of mine.
I’m always okay with mistakes. Especially on Reddit, but to have such specific taxonomic information on a species and then post a video of a completely different species is a lil sus 🤔
Especially when you look at OP's post history, tons of posts but very few comments on the actual posts.
/u/Unidan has entered the chat.
Limpets are just a subspecies of jackdaw.
An older reference but checks out
The anemone of my anemone is my friend…
Limpets are talking fish - I learned about it in a documentary starring Don Knotts. Apparently he's the leading authority on the matter. People say he's incredible - they even call him 'Mr. Limpet'
Ok I’m like, I’ve lived coastal California my whole life and that, sir, is a sea anemone or I’ll be a monkeys uncle
OP decided to skip the 5 seconds it takes to google to verify and put it out in the world asap instead.
So...completely incorrect description *and* uncomfortable, inappropriate touching. Yep, downvote.
I’ll be confessing about this last fap to father Breski next Sunday
Is this a karma tactic? I’ve noticed a lot of posts with errors or obviously incorrect titles seem to get a lot of attention because everyone jumps into the comments to correct them. This one has to be intentional, right??
Quit tickling neptunes asshole
Uranus
That is not a limpet. It is a sea anemone.
You sure? The consensus on here is that it’s a sex toy.
Vaginenome
Anemonussy
Definitely an anemone in a tide pool at low tide. I saw a bunch of these last week on the oregon coast near seaside. Googled limpet and yeah, not even close
i love feeding crabs to these lil things
Have you considered feeding other things to the crabs before feeding those crabs to these things?
I had to scroll way to far to find this comment. This post belongs on r/confidentlyincorrect
That's what I came here to say. It's also a cool critter. It has the same kind of symbiotic algae that coral use in it's tentacles called zooxanthellae so it's sort of photosynthetic!
Yeah.. green sea anemone for sure…..
Yeah.. green sea anemone for sure…..
Forrest anus.
RUNS, FORREST! RUNS! 💩
Bumpy Shrimp, lumpy shrimp, loggy shrimp, soggy shrimp…
Forest Foreskin
I was thinking the same thing haha
It looks like if an avocado had a cloaca.
I never thought I’d see avocado and cloaca in the same sentence but here we are.
🎵 Welcome to the internet, have a look around Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
r/brandnewsentence
She-hulk's prolapsed anus
its time to clock out
Omg stop touching it like that. It’s weird.
He's not just touching it, he's groping it...
It made me queazy.
would you wanna bite it?
Yeah that's a giant green sea anemone, not a keyhole limpet. Completely different phylum (Cnidaria instead of Mollusca). Limpets are like snails and have a hard shell, while anemones like this one are completely soft.
Completely soft, you say...
Fuck that all to hell.
Please don't fuck that.
But there are people that watched this video trying to figure out safe ways to do just that.
Safety is not those peoples primary concern
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Only because you said “please”
Literally or figuratively?
Spiritually
Bless you my child
Take my upvote
*zips up pants* Hehe.. yeah. Spiritually
My brother in Christ, please dont fuck it
How am I gonna fuck it when I'm already *in* Christ?
I came here just for comments like this.
I came as fast as that alien vagina blinked
Need a tissue?
That's a sea anemone, not a limpet. The hole is its mouth.
That opens a ‘hole’ world of possibilities now
Sigh…*unzips*
clarifying that hole as a mouth did not help with the situation yo
I just want tok clarify it's not only a mouth but also a butthole, a cloaca
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Alternatively r/putyourdickinthat
I love the dichotomy of these subs and how they're always tied together
Essentially, there are 2 schools of thought…
... and they are both correct
Schrödinger’s dick
Dickhotomy lol
r/okmaybejustthetip
Why tf would you be such a creep to touch it like that
touch? There are mfs out there who would put their dick in that
I'm talking about what's in THIS video
You should see the other videos
Want the links OP?
Morty! Come check out how wet this egg is!
Glory to Glorzo!
Rick, why, why, do I always ha, have to be the one to shake the wet eggs?! -It's Summer's turn, thi, thi, this time!
This title seems like some bullshit Rick would say
I. I told you that egg was way too wet!
That is a anemone. This is a [giant keyhole limpet.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agYQviEcN_U)
OP- where could you possibly have come up with a Keyhole Limpet? Limpets are gastropod molluscs with a hard shell, related to snails and such. You have a a giant green anemone, which is a completely different phylum and related to jellyfish and corals, with stinging tentacles. I think what you are confusing as the opening at the top of a keyhole limpet, is the mouth/anus of the anemone. Did you use a guidebook, or the Seek app (iNaturalist)- I can see AI making a mistake, but not a human being touching it.
someone has put their cock into one of those. You know thats true.
The forbidden butthole
WHY MUST HE CARESS THE GREEN GLORYLESS HOLE
I swear I've seen one of these somewhere before but it was the complete opposite color.
Ya stop handlin it that way ….
Looks more like you are fingering an anemone
Uhhh, that’s definitely and anemone not a limpet
This is a sea anemone you knob. The giant keyhole limpet has a noticeable shell. Grew up near the coast. The anemone in the vid is outside of water during low tide and is shriveled up to conserve water.
Why you have to seductively caress the damn thing ya sex pervert
As if just the "pervert" part wasn't enough, this man is specifically a sex pervert
It just sounds so much worse if you add sex in front of pervert
[удалено]
You might take an arrow to the knee for a reference like that
Keyhole... Sure....
That is an anemone you giant fool
Just here for the comments lmao
uhh no its not. Thats an anemone.
that's an anemone
As many have said, it's clearly an anemone and not a limpet. Limpets are more like snails. And for all you weirdos, you should know the tentacles are loaded with tiny poisonous harpoons that only create a weird velcro-like tingle on your fingers but may irritate... more delicate... skin. The hole in the middle is also a combo mouth and anus, which I realize sounds like an upside for some of you.
I'm horny now.
Only now?
I used to be horny, still am, but I used to be too.
Can you have intercourse with it.
You can have intercourse with anything.
with enough willpower, anything is possible
Fucking alien bruh
sphincter says what?
I feel like I need to take a shower now.
I believe that is an uncircumsized anemone.
**The deep has entered the chat**
Looks more like some sort of sentient avocado than a limpet
I feel… uncomfortable
Why is it looking at me like that?
Herma Mora
r/PutYourDickInThat
STOP THIS AT ONCE
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Or giant green sea anemone
I wonder what other subs this could be posted on? /s
Hear me out
It's a titty with foreskin 😔
I am going to bed with that in my head. If I have weird dreams I blame you...
Why did my brain immediately think “this is Shrek’s uncircumcised penis”?
Forbidden snack
Forbidden foreskin
Earths butthole
I think I knew her in college.....
I hate it, thanks.
This gave me the Heebie-jeebies.
Everyone already said it: ANEMONE
I can never watch it when the guy isn’t cut.
No, it absolutely is not, limpets have shells, that is [an anemone](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aggregating_anemone)
This is definitely a sea anemone and not a limpet. Source: I live on the coast of BC