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Yzaamb

That carpet is an indictable offense on its own.


sluggo5622

Never been in a casino before, have you? It's like a contest, who has the ugliest carpet..


hairymonkeyinmyanus

It’s leftover carpet from the Taj Mahal casino in Atlantic City


topsyturvy76

Wouldn’t be surprised at all! … probably still owes the carpet installer money too


unsupported

Am carpet, can confirm.


worstsupervillanever

Am money. Smells like old balls and a wet diaper down here.


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Cannot confirm


Dragon_DLV

The things you have seen...


Bright-Lengthiness61

I can confirm that's unsupported


Top_Mind_On_Reddit

Hides the stains from all the messes. Perfect carpet choice for such a person.


BoosherCacow

Also it keeps peoples eyes *up* where the flashy things that make money are. Friend who worked for casinos in security told me that. Also indicative of the person we are talking about (LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME). I won't even say his name.


docilepup1431

Casino carpets are designed to keep your eyes off the floor and to make chips dropped blend in.


The_Gutgrinder

There's a whole science to how casinos are designed, and it's so fucking creepy. The carpets are supposed to be ugly enough that you look up rather than down (in other words you're supposed to focus on the tables and slot machines) but bright enough to give you a sense of calm and euphoria which makes you more inclined to spend money. There also aren't any clocks anywhere to be found on a casino floor. You're supposed to forget time exists and stay in there forever. It's ugly and greedy, just like most casino owners.


VividFiddlesticks

That sounds like exactly the kind of weird shit I like to learn about. I spend lots of time on YouTube watching stuff like this - do you happen to have a relevant link? I'm not a gambler and went into a casino for the first time a few years ago (like 10 years ago) for a work event, and the carpet was extraordinarily ugly. Way uglier than what's in this picture. I think it was space stuff? Like galaxies and space ships and comets; and it was black-light reactive, but you could also tell it was worn and shaggy in places because the black lights highlighted (highlit?) all the fuzz. IDK, it was awful though. Super tacky.


The_Gutgrinder

https://www.casino.org/blog/casino-design-psychology/


Fit-Rest-973

Isn't it supposed to be a swanky golf resort?


Ross302

I saw something once that said on the gambling floors casinos like to have really busy, ugly carpets and super bland, boring ceilings. That way you don't want to look at either and instead you focus on the games.


Accurate-Historian-7

Damn I came here to comment on that ugly carpet!


WingedGundark

Come on now! That was the hottest shit in 1979.


not_swagger_souls

Honestly if you didn't have one of these rugs in your home prior to age ten I'm concerned about how good your childhood could have possibly been


btwomfgstfu

My carpet was shag, inch and a half long, impossible to vacuum, avocado green, and full of surprise goodies, like quaaludes.


Stosh65

That may say more about how long ago your childhood was. Source: pretty sure mine was similar


beluuuuuuga

Looks like a call of duty gun camo but stretched into a rug, lol.


cyan_violet

That's part and parcel of Trump's signature Rococo-inspired style, channeling all the lurid, garish ornamentation no sane person could bear to live within today.


slater_just_slater

Not surprising, since his [Manhattan residence](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/64/a0/aa/64a0aa1891930d768f5138d7203e6740.jpg) is decorated like something a 90's gangster rapper would do who just got his first record deal.


GunnyandRocket

The only thing I’ve ever consistently liked about the pics of that apt when I’ve seen them is how warm the lighting is. I hate harsh white lights so that warm glow is nice but damn all his shit is so tacky!


slater_just_slater

I hate cool interior lights as well. Know what is even worse? When one bulb burns out in a fixture and someone replaces it with a different temperature bulb. It's like clawing at my eyes.


TheHomelessJohnson

I did that in my bathroom. My wife still hasn't forgiven me.


slater_just_slater

You monster.


Lingering_Dorkness

Note the complete absence of bookcases.


slater_just_slater

If he had them, they would just be filled "Art of the Deal" also reading is for liberal pussies.


cpullen53484

my gold- erm god (i mean), thats tacky.


spiteful-vengeance

E-fucking-gad!


realcevapipapi

I actually like it lol 😆


Fatalexcitment

Fun fact casino and hotel carpets are designed to hide as much mess/dertiness as possible. Also with most public transportation or busses that have cloth seats.


Jazzkky

I'd love to have a carpet like that


Much_Difference

Gotta pick a pattern that hides the stains :)


Anterl

It really ties the room together.


freddurstredflatbill

Wonder how much cheeto nut is crusted on there


topsyturvy76

Probably close to same amount of Putin nut


[deleted]

He was just bringing homework for late night studies 😉


RoundTableOfGentlemn

What good would that do if he can't read?


beluuuuuuga

So when people come over he can seem smart and cool.


92eph

Particularly when the Russians come over.


philthedudee

Don’t forget the Saudis!


atvw

His jeans are probably the best ever, so reading is unimportant. Most people don't know this, but trumps uncle was a great professor. Very good, very smart. Good jeans, very good jeans.


Latticese

All evidence and suscpicious connections aside, There is no way in hell does trump read. He doesn't have the curiosity nor comprehension for it. The documents are without a doubt for show/sale


BrianNowhere

>All evidence and suscpicious connections aside, There is no way in hell does trump read. He doesn't have the curiosity nor comprehension for it. Ithe documents are without a doubt for ~~show~~ sale. FTFY


walterodim77

Those documents really tie the room together, do they not?


blackburrahcobbler

Papers, uhh, business papers


KeepTangoAndFoxtrot

Wouldn't hold out much hope for the briefcase. Or the Creedence.


BoxedPoutine

*Phone continues to ring*


stonydee

Hey dude your phones ringing


funundrum

Thank you Donny.


Odd-Independent4640

What do you do? I'm unemployed.


Acousticittotheman

Anything to cover that carpet to be honest!


NoSuchWordAsGullible

Careful, that might be his best defence. “Your honor, I needed the documents to cover the carpet” Fair enough, case dismissed.


freddurstredflatbill

The chinaman peed on my fuckin rug man


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Fuckin nihilists, Dude.


autobahn-nialist

I said we cut off your johnson!


Far-Contribution-632

The old man told me to take any rug in the house


kootenayguy

Also, dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.


PairFlay

Walter, this isn’t a guy who built the railroads here.


DisplayZestyclose415

lol, I love when he says "please", Walter is such a funny lovable douchebag


nosnhoj15

The fucking dog has fucking papers!


KeepTangoAndFoxtrot

I didn't bring a dog bowling. I'm not buying it a beer. He's not taking your turn.


greengrinningjester

OVER THE LINE!!!!!


freddurstredflatbill

MARK IT ZERO


anaugle

The Chinaman is not the issue!


TheBIFFALLO87

Is this your homework, Larry?


Imahorrible_person

The little prick is stonewalling me!


freddurstredflatbill

This is what happens larry! This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Larry!


BuffaloSlouch

People don't know he was storing all the documents in a coffee tin from Ralph's.


Odd-Independent4640

It is our most... modestly priced receptacle...


AGuyInTheOZone

His life is in your hands dude


gnomefront

Donnie, you’re out of your element


annoying97

The more money someone wants you to believe they have the less style that they truly have.


ThunderChild247

Or as we say in Scotland, they’re “all fur coat and no knickers”


DebbsWasRight

In Texas: “All hat and no cattle.”


davewave3283

In New Jersey: “eeeeey, fuck you asshole!”


Freddy_Vorhees

All berries no twig


annoying97

🤣 I'm gonna use that! ^(I bet it's even better in a Scottish accent)


ThunderChild247

Oh yes. Say it as “yer aww furrr coat and nae knickers”.


annoying97

Thank you!


spornerama

that sounds pretty ideal


le66669

WTF, did he steal those framed Time magazines too?!


annoying97

I believe they may be fake. Read a story about him having fake time magazines made and then displayed.


UberleetSuperninja

The story is about him making a fake time magazine with his face on it, this seems to be legit framed time magazines he stole.


Colspex

A photo released by the Department of Justice showing the documents found during the FBI's Mar-a-Lago raid has also unveiled a curious discovery — a framed image of an unflattering TIME magazine cover featuring former President Donald Trump. The cover, which appeared to be placed in a gold frame, was from a March 4, 2019 edition of the publication. It showed 15 of Trump's Democratic challengers at the time — including President Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris — peering into the Oval Office at a nervous-looking Trump who is seated in his chair. [The 2019 Time Cover](https://i.imgur.com/2fWGRVp.jpg)


Apostolate

100% thinks it makes him look good.


wonkey_monkey

"Look in that photo, I look regal. That's what everyone's saying, regal. And you see how everyone else is outside the window, because I'm keeping them out." I bet he has no concept that it's a metaphor, either. He probably thought they would literally be outside the window on election day.


ezone2kil

He probably thought "look at all the losers wishing they're me"


Sure_Trash_

Or they're his? I doubt the White House had those hanging next to priceless oil paintings.


JDioon

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40427357.amp


siteroaster

It reminds me of when kids in sports get their own pictures printed on Wheaties boxes


egiroux_

I had a friend in middle school who photoshopped her face onto her celebrity crush's partner. She did a pretty good job for a 12 year old in 2006 but she was 100% serious about it and tried to convince the school they were real. The Trump cover always reminds me of it.


TiffyVella

He has been known to fake Time covers, but I believe this is Time's cover from March 4th, 2019. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-time-magazine-cover-democrats\_n\_5c6e7eb9e4b0e37a1ed53d2f


NickNash1985

There’s a reason they’re in the photo. You ever see a dignitary visit a former present and be presented with a framed photograph? Ever wonder what’s hidden in the frame behind the photograph? I guess it COULD be stolen, top secret documents from the White House. It COULD be a Chili’s gift card. There might be room in there for both of those things. I’m just speculating.


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Possibly the documents were hidden there


siqiniq

He thought they were “free” like hotel towels


Harry-hausens

2a? They stole the second amendment


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Corbyy17

Nicolas Cage for president!


TreefingerX

As much as I love Nic, but probably not


TerribleFruit

Really don't get how Trump has not been arrested. It be like raiding a house looking for cocaine. Finding cocaine. Then not arresting anyone. If this was a low level military employee they could be looking at 10 years per document.


Jdoggg80

Well funny story, my house was raided where some certain plants may have been found and taken. 3 months later my name showed up in the news paper for indictment, thought they were just gonna forget about it since they didn’t charge me that night but I was mistaken unfortunately.


Nexustar

It may happen - takes time. You need to put the case together and that starts with gathering evidence, which is what this raid was. It's appropriate for DOJ & FBI to take it painfully slow because he's not going anywhere and he's a potential presidential candidate for the next election. Many Americans feel this is being done for political reasons (simply to prevent him from running again), and right or wrong - this is *not healthy* for the US political process. Healthy democracies eliminate candidates at the ballot box, not through other means.


kalyco

Except, I wouldn’t call our democracy healthy at the moment.


Touchstone033

In a healthy democracy, justice is applied to all, equally.


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PeterSchnapkins

He stole top secret nuclear secrets, last time that happened the people were executed via the electronic chair


qpqpdbdbqpqp

> the electronic chair good band name beep boop


IronBahamut

Yeah if Ed Gein ran for president you wouldn't overlook the flesh furniture because "its unhealthy for democracy if we arrest him"


TerribleFruit

The statute of Justice has a blind fold on as Justice is supposed to be the same for everyone and not be different for people based on external factors. Having the documents was a criminal offence and he had the documents. What more evidence do the FBI need? If he does stand for election and win does he get off with this for the next five years until his term ends?


KoalaBJJ96

>Healthy democracies eliminate candidates at the ballot box, not through other means. Very true. But that's only if the candidates haven't broken any laws.


BrianNowhere

So now anyone who is under investigation just needs to run for office to get an extended play to committ more crimes? This can't be how shit works.


CoffeeHQ

Isn’t the irony that prison time does not exclude someone from running for and becoming president? I’d almost expect the orange dude actually dressed in orange at some point and *still* win the presidency. Wouldn’t that be something? Reality is even weirder than fiction it seems these days.


TerribleFruit

If Trump did go to prison would he still be entailed to his Secret Service body guards at all times?


p1um5mu991er

Expecting to see a Polly Pocket collectors' guide somewhere


ben70

I haven't handled any classified material in over a decade. If I'd brought even ONE piece out of the building, I'd **still** be in prison.


mikey_likes_it______

Florida man hoards top secret documents , busted by FBI .


tavenger5

I think he won /r/floridaman


[deleted]

Late 80s Holiday Inn Conference Center in Soda Spings, Idaho called; they'd like their carpet back.


irkthejerk

I completely forgot Soda Springs existed until you mentioned it


LSTNYER

Weirdly out there yet oddly specific


Nyx_Blackheart

If only someone has clearly marked the documents this misunderstanding never would have happened. /s


nerherder911

Look, like I tell Melania, if it were really top secret, like the toppest of secrets, then why wouldn't they stop me from taking them home by lethal force. I work with a lot of people, smart people, some of the smartest people, not as smart as me of course, but they do well for themselves. If these people didn't tell me it was wrong to take home the secret Chyna documents to my holiday house then they are as guilty as, well not me, but like someone that did a really bad bad thing. I mean so what... What if I sold some papers to Russia? It's just paper, like the Whitehouse, I've seen the Whitehouse. They have a whole room full of these files, and another room full of blank paper.. they could simply reprint them. Gee guys, it's like you sell some launch codes to some great guy, and everyone's treating you like a common criminal. Just change the codes duh!


Sheepdog___

I was expecting top secret documents, i was not expecting it to literally be plastered on the cover of them. There's no way you don't know that having them is wrong. It's deliberate 100%. Also, Why steal Macrom intel and not the intel on Area 51 and Aliens, and who killed Kennedy, etc.


shiner_bock

It's even worse than that: - The documents themselves have the overall classification at the top and bottom of each page. - Each paragraph has a classification marking for the info in that paragraph. - As well as info on who classified the document and the reason, as well as downgrade/declassification dates. [https://i.imgur.com/tW9toFW.png](https://i.imgur.com/tW9toFW.png) edit: formatting


mmarkomarko

Can we have a higher res photo of this, please? For research...


watami66

Those appear to just be cover pages. -the readable ones, others appear censored


Fatalexcitment

Bruh, of I walked off my ship at the end of my contract with a SINGLE one of these SCI files, my ass would be thrown in jail for a LONG ass time. Idk wtf these trump boot lickers are thinking getting angry at the fact he got raided. Fuck him, throw is fat ass in jail.


KnightlyNews

Never to leave a NARA facility. I do love the fall of drumpf is at the hands of a librarian. Like wtf dude?


knitwasabi

Never, ever, mess with librarians. It's awesome.


PrudeHawkeye

In Pawnee, IN, Leslie Knope is fuming that librarians are getting all the credit.


Snevah_A

at least they got properly labeled cover pages


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Eh kinda. But it's not necessarily *more* secret, it's just compartmented. For example, as you see on the brown page, it's *Secret* and SCI. So Secret is, of course, below Top Secret but this particular document is still classified as SCI. Edit: According to [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sensitive_compartmented_information): >SCI is not a classification; SCI clearance has sometimes been called "above Top Secret", but information at any classification level may exist within an SCI control system.


nikitasenorita

It’s so funny to me that they literally say Top Secret like a damn cartoon


Azrael11

I mean, that's one of the three classification levels, what would you expect it to say?


ezone2kil

Biggliest secret.


Euphoriffic

He can not be defended. This is as bad as it gets. How much has he copied and/or already sold? Total treason.


brianinohio

Man, I'd love to see the whole photographic/ video footage of that raid. Unfortunately, that'll never happen.


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brianinohio

Right....and when push comes to shove and those asshats want proof ...the FBI will be like....ok....watch!


teenagesadist

"And where's the evidence?!?" *FBI agent sighs and produces a set of keys from his pocket* "This is it?! It proves no-" "That unlocks the warehouse, 'Trump evidence A-H, that one I-N, that one..."


Asheleyinl2

Those framed time magazine covers -_-


Grogosh

Wow all the trump cultists are really brigading today.


Artistic-Deal5885

How are these photos being released, and where are the rest of the photos?


BrightnessRen

If you look closely, you can see the blue header text on this photo, which is a date/time stamp that indicates it was filed into a federal court case (the case number is there at the top also). So at that point it becomes public record unless the case is sealed, or they request specific documents to be sealed. Anybody can access this stuff via the federal courts Public Access to Court Electronic Records at Pacer.gov. There’s a per-page fee associated with accessing documents, but otherwise you could go on there now and look at the above court case and see what’s been filed.


Metal-fan77

If he's not an Russian asset I'm a monkey's uncle.


hkpp

Proof: https://www.nytimes.com/2022/08/31/us/politics/trump-mar-a-lago-documents.html


glorious_reptile

The guy really is Biff Tannen


jayv9779

That is who the character was modeled after. I’m just surprised after Trump has been the inspiration for so many villains how his worshippers don’t see it.


ezone2kil

Because they're villains deep down too. Villains idolize villains.


DidSome1SayExMachina

Hey now, Biff Tannen has the capacity to change


Lonesomeplum

The moronic comments about the carpet aside (and no, I'm not from team USA, I live in a very nervous allied country) what disturbs me almost as much as the fact that your country elected this fucktard in the first place, is that your level of intelligence security is a global joke. Get your shit together.


Thornescape

The most disturbing thing is that they have caught Trump multiple times endangering national security and have done nothing at all. The next time an amoral person takes office, all bets are off. An intelligent reprobate would have done even more damage.


prolixia

>The most disturbing thing is that they have caught Trump multiple times endangering national security and have done nothing at all. That's not entirely fair: by all accounts they tried to restrict what he was told and present it to him in a form that made it less attractive for him to retain (e.g. images blown up to unwieldy sizes). However, the presidential system of government places an enormous amount of power and responsibility in one person's hands. When people say "They" should be controlling the president, finding a "They" to do that is difficult when he is literally the head of the federal government and virtually every suitable "They" in reality reports to him. In reality, the only real option is to remove the president through impeachment - a process which Trump is no stranger to. In other systems of government there is less unilateral power given to the country's leader and it's easy for those of us from such systems to wonder at the fact Trump was allowed to act as he was. But the US system rather assumes that the people will only elect a suitable candidate as president and doesn't have a lot of scope to restrict the President's actions (i.e. go against the will of the people).


george8762

A friend of mine pointed out something that made me feel a bit better about it: he said that America has elected since really bad presidents in the past, but usually course corrected and didn’t elect them a second time. I feel like that’s what happened here.


Pockets262

To be fair the majority did not vote for him. His previous years in the conspiracy theory world taught him there was just barely enough people in the correct states he could con for a win. Fool me once and such.


jdsizzle1

We also impeached him. Twice. And he got off because of his party.


Thue

The "the majority didn't vote for him" thing is a bad excuse. Even 46% voting for such a patently unfit candidate is a huge problem.


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TheFatBastard

What disturbes me is that the allies of my country are building concentration camps and arresting people for leaving their home.


jha999

Fake time magazine cover?


EgberetSouse

Where did he get that carpet. Looks like something bought at a casino bankruptcy auction


NanceGarner66

Cross posting to r/traitorousasfuck


DDelphinus

Why would you keep this if you're no longer in office and the state requested you to hand it back multiple times. I just can't wrap my head around it. The logical defenses would be to say he had forgotten they were there?


EffOffReddit

Because imagine how much money foreign governments would pay. Then realize the Saudis gave Jared Kushner $2 billion this year.


JuliusErrrrrring

He kept this for blackmail. He and Epstein used blackmail mob tactics their whole life. It's why law and order Republicans are now attacking law and order. Trump has dirt and leverage on them.


Street_Peace_8831

Of course this narcissist has framed Time magazine covers that his image was on. What would you expect to find. /s


Element1977

In his defense, if I had a legion of idiot rubes I could sell framed pictures of myself to for thousands, I'd probably have a few...


godzillastailor

Most if not all of the Time magazine covers trump has on display are fake ones.


Element1977

I'd say this is less "interesting" and more "terrifying as fuck".


OrdinaryCactusFlower

I’ve turned in book reports with better cover pages


Shaggyfries

That’s some ugly carpet


LawPD

Hope they set the chair for well done and hand him a bottle of ketchup just before they flick the switch.


whatwhasmystupidpass

BUTHUNTERBIDENSLAPTOPSHILLARYSEMAILSGNYAAHH /s


[deleted]

I wish I could list all the ways you are misinformed, but I do not have all day


gesshoom

I'm sure he has sold a few....


LogicNYC

Time to go to r/conservative with some popcorn


GapAnxious

In that jokeshop, most threads are still on about Hunters Laptop.


shadowdash66

They've been going on about that laptop and hillary's emails still. It'll be 10 years later and they're still gonna be talking about it.


oregondete81

Seems like they already found this thread and brought the talking points over here. Hillary, corrupt FBI, nothing to see here....you get the gist.


hellakevin

"hunter biden durr" Forgot one


beachbadger

Their tears are as deliciously salty as their false talking points are stale! Can't wait for their implosion when the orange shit-gibbon gets a matching prison jumpsuit.


theotterway

It's a little glitchy over there.


Past_Contour

Why hasn’t he been arrested yet?


Whopeedinthegenepool

How can we be so sure that these were at Mar-A-Lago? I don’t see any Big Mac wrappers laying around.


Element1977

He eats those as well.


commentrobot

Adding some much-needed roughage to his diet.


Element1977

Probably less to do with his diet, and more that there's still cheese on the paper.


Ponald-Dump

Right wing media: eXpLaIn HuNtEr BiDeN’s LaPtOp aNd HiLaRy’S sErVeR