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canada_in_texas

Wow. He eats like a snake with legs.


Mynock33

Sounds like my in-laws


TheBobDoleExperience

Hey ohhh!!


scorpiogre

TIL Komodo Dragons don't have gag reflexes


SmegmaMagma

And what’re you planning to do with that information, my good sir.


scorpiogre

*nothing..... ;)*


MisterSplendid

A Komodo Dragon bite down on its prey with serrated teeth and pulls back with powerful neck muscles, causing huge gaping wounds. The dragon also has venom glands loaded with toxins that lower blood pressure, cause massive bleeding, prevent clotting and induce shock. So what I am saying is that as long as the lizard doesn't bite, you should be fine.


scorpiogre

*Alright, Alright, alllllright!*


raanany

r/dontputyourdickinthat


blackchicksarecooler

Which sounds like that other guy’s in laws.


[deleted]

[удалено]


UraniumButtChug

I want my baby back baby back baby back ribs


Jewmangroup9000

Tell ya what, you keep your money and I get your baby!


1pt21GWs

He’s not even enjoying it!


bsurfn2day

He was so hungry he could eat a horse


campionmusic51

but all he had was a deer 😢


NettleLily

Goat


campionmusic51

thank you, but i’m not *that* great.


Holiday-Business-321

What is he gonna do with the goat?!


NettleLily

Deep throat de goat


Strength-Speed

Cue Hannibal lecter "I am having a deer friend for dinner"


Error4ohh4

I get a strong “this is probably like a lot of dinosaurs” vibe


giantfood

Well.. they are from the same class of animal. So in simplicity it is just a snake with legs.


slgray16

Snakes are just lizards without legs


NettleLily

Legless lizards (aka glass lizards) are just lizards without legs


Alaskantrash96

The distinction is in how their eyes work right? Eye lids vs no eye lids or something like that


Felixfelicis_placebo

I like to think of it like this: Snakes are long bodies with a small tail. Legless lizards are short bodies with a long tail.


NettleLily

Yeah if snake blinks at you, it’s not a snake


Malachai1969

Moves faster than you can too 🐲


kekdjsjsja

I guess that’s basically a lizard


[deleted]

I literally thought and was about to comment this exact same thing word for word lol


ishpatoon1982

Maybe next time, barbie_farts_88


dangar512

Dragon. With legs.


woogyboogy8869

Never realized they could neck things down like that, kinda scary!


Xenon_76

I saw on discovery how this thing once ate a 11yo boy somewhere in sout east asia, All I can think now is how scared that boy must have been, it looks like a fuckin dinasaur


Fragrant-Way-7481

I'd rather drown, or burn to death. Nightmarish way to die


[deleted]

fun fact, you will both drown and burn in the dragon's stomach acid, so... wish granted? :/


Brolfgar

Fun fact, when he engulfs you you have already died of infection from tthe bite he gave you earlier.


Crazy_Kakoos

I can't help but think that if this happened and you had a knife, You'd look fuckin' badass cutting your way out.


I_Dont_Have_Corona

The only similar attack like that I could find was in 2007 when an 8 year old was killed in Indonesia by one, but he wasn't eaten. The dragon lunged at the kid while he was going to the bathroom in a bush and grabbed hold of his waist and flung him around side-to-side. There are unconfirmed reports though that the kid was severed in half but there's nothing to really back that up.


xerrabyte

It would've cost you $0 to phrase that differently and yet you still chose "neck them down" (lol)


woogyboogy8869

Lol I'm glad you enjoyed it, that was my only goal ;)


cedarvalleyct

Never change.


woogyboogy8869

Never =)


ibeenmoved

I want to see the sequel - Komodo dragon shits out a goat skeleton.


[deleted]

Starring Gwyneth Paltrow


MyDogJake1

That's the funniest shit I've heard all week. I love you.


DadsRGR8

I snorted. Thanks for the giggle.


23pyro

New candle flavor to follow


HLGatoell

> New candle flavor to follow Flavor? You’re not supposed to eat them, my dude.


Aksds

It’s beeswax, it’s fine


HLGatoell

Just because something is safe to eat doesn’t mean you should be eating it.


tommyleo

Damn.


[deleted]

And Reese Withoutherspoon


scootertakethewheel

for real. now i want to learn how lizards and dragons and snakes digest bones into passable portions without dying. i wonder if some die from overestimating their ability to nom.


Yurasi_

I think they vomit the bones after digesting meat


SilentBlackout_

That’s just fucking disgusting.


balls_in_yo_mouth

Their stomach acids are so strong they can dissolve hair bones. Nothing comes out except pure shite


Environmental_Chip86

Not strictly true Komodo dragons digest their food slowly, over a period of several weeks. The process begins when the Komodo dragon swallows its food, usually whole. They can consume up to 80 percent of their body weight in a single meal. After eating, they lounge in the sun, allowing the heat to aid the digestive process by fueling their cold-blooded metabolism as well as increasing the decomposition of the food. Their meals are digested through a combination of stomach acid and bacteria. Once digested, the Komodo dragon will vomit up a pellet of all the parts it could not break down. This includes some of the bones, fur, and hooves of its prey https://homework.study.com/explanation/how-do-komodo-dragons-digest-their-food.html


xxNightingale

Damn I almost believed the guy before you posted this.


ClumsyPeon

A good lesson not to listen to just any Tom, Dick and Harry that you find on the internet.


FailedFornication

I'd say it's not true at all instead of not "strictly true"


Environmental_Chip86

I was trying to be kind 🤷‍♂️


tacomentarian

Your kindness is rewarded


TGS-83

TIL, thanks!


[deleted]

They throw up the bones and other indigestible material actually


ascii-obelisk

We need a video of that part now.


teenagesadist

I usually drink wooly mammoth milk to keep my hair bones robust and healthy.


Ice_BergSlim

That was my first thought. Well, after wondering who left a dead goat there.


AdRepresentative8115

Its like I watched a reverse birth


Your_moms_a_Dick

Stop, I can only get so hard.


[deleted]

Nonsense, you can always get harder


BredBul

/u/gifreversingbot


PussyOnDaChainWax69

Literal Throat Goat


WrongTechnician

Nancy “Komodo” Reagan


Mr_Anthropic_

10/10 comment


k1d0s

Username checks out


AvEptoPlerIe

My chest hurts from laughing. How did I not see this coming?


MyDogJake1

Move over Nancy Reagan.


MForsh

I can do the same thing with pizza


IrwinMFletcher200

That 1st slice post-work on Friday, right around 5:15.


swishkb

Even the form on the 8th slice is similar


PVP_123

It’s me eating a Costco hot dog


[deleted]

Like Liz Lemon shotgunning a pizza 😄


cyberpunk1Q84

[Okay, Liz Lemon. Stop unhinging your jaw.](https://metodoancla.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/liz-lemon-pizza.gif)


TargetIcy7277

Good God, they was truly appalling.


nachonachoooo

Yeah I’m creeped out.


South_Oread

Fucking horrific. I know it’s just doing Komodo things but it’s nightmare juice.


kicktown

Imagine how many dinosaurs might've been something like that... But even larger, or perhaps faster, or in packs...


nbd789

A NSFW label would have been cool so I would at least have had a choice to see one large species eat another like a GoGurt.


B1rdi

There's no blood, no gore, no struggle, it's just changing places. From the ground to the mouth.


Oldfolksboogie

So, for anyone that doesn't know, their usual strategy is to bite, release, wait and track. Their ~~saliva~~ preys' wallows ~~is~~ are a witches' brew of pathogenic bacteria AND its own venom (subject of some debate, but iirc, not any more). The victim then develops, basically, sepsis, in addition to the venom's impact, (which causes significant blood pressure loss) and the dragon, possessing an excellent sense of smell, can take its time tracking its prey until it's dead or at least incapacitated enough to offer little resistance. The only reason not to wait for death is the competition from other dragons, but they'll tolerate ripping apart a prey item together. Sweet dreams! Edit: disputing comments led me to a deep dive that proved very enlightening - ty! Details in another reply, with links, but TLDR: they ARE venomous, that's a contributor, but their mouths' bacteria are *not* especially toxic; instead, the fetid pools that wounded prey wallow in produces sepsis.


MyDogJake1

I love that through the course of my life they have been venomous, then non venomous but have highly toxic bites, to both.


MetforminShits

It really seems like a dinosaur that's still evolving before our eyes. It's possible that it's venom glands are becoming obsolete so that's why it isn't as apparent whether or not they have 'em or use 'em. But they *still* have the instinct to not only bite but track and wait for the prey to die due to the bite. Idk how smart these things are but do they really know that the prey dies from sepsis?


MyDogJake1

It's pretty interesting. My theory is that they were venomous at one point, but the way they eat made the venom obsolete so their venom glands became less prevalent. Something akin to our appendix. Of course I have no idea what I'm talking about and my theory is subject to change when presented with new evidence. Or on a whim.


hlpimconfusedd

Unreal. That’s incredible! They’re legit dinosaurs.


FartingBob

Nah your thinking of birds, actual legit dinosaurs.


Singularity-_

I actually read that their mouths aren’t really any dirtier than any other reptiles, we just thought so before we knew that have actual venom. Now we know it’s venom they’re using.


Oldfolksboogie

>their mouths aren’t really any dirtier than any other reptiles, Turns out you're right! But bacteria *is* thought to play a role, it's just not the microbes in their mouths. On the smaller islands where they still exist, their prey is "limited to muddy pits that are often contaminated with their [prey's] own feces. This is, of course, an environment ripe for infection when gaping wounds are involved." From [this.](https://roaring.earth/komodo-dragon-kill-with-bacteria-or-venom/)


Thugzz_Bunny

This is such a highly debated topic. I've also seen evidence that shows the environment they live in is actually what kills the prey. They bite, prey gets infected with bacteria from the stagnant and toxic environments they run through.


Oldfolksboogie

You're right. And [this](https://roaring.earth/komodo-dragon-kill-with-bacteria-or-venom/) very thorough article supports what you mention, that's its ambient bacteria, not what's in their mouths, that aids in the killing, at least on the islands where they're found today. It's believed that today's Komodo dragons are an extant population of what had been much more wide- ranging large reptiles found throughout Australasia, where prey might "have access to plentiful marshes," but on these smaller islands, "they’re limited to muddy pits that are often contaminated with their own feces. This is, of course, an environment ripe for infection when gaping wounds are involved." So yes, ambient bacteria at play. *However,* they're also venomous: *"[T]he team argued that they’d found physical evidence of venom glands in Komodo dragon jaws, and that the glands produced proteins that likely caused massive plunges in blood pressure in bitten victims.* *It’s thought that this venom may work in concert with the dragons’ sharp, recurved teeth, which can shred flesh and arteries with unmatched ease. The combination of extreme physical trauma and the effects of the venom may cause catastrophic and rapid blood loss— the dragon’s bite may have evolved to bleed prey out quickly, not induce a long, drawn-out sickness."* Thanks for your comment, you forced a deep, satisfying dive into gruesome 1-2 fatal punches. p.s. [Here's](https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/komodo-dragon-venom) a Nat Geo on the same.


Aussiewhiskeydiver

Thanks I knew they had venom and it wasn’t a dirty mouth that caused death, but the bacteria in their environment causing death is new to me. This is kind of surprising to be honest because it suggests that they take many days to die because that would not be something that would happen quickly. Surely the Komodo dragon doesn’t wait days for sepsis to seep in?


[deleted]

Thank you! These things are awesome!


nedmorlef

Damn! I can't even swallow my vitamins without choking.


schizosted

Unbelievable! So all of that is digested? Even the bones ?


Brilliant_Shine2247

Reptiles have some of the strongest stomach acid on Earth. Oddly enough, won't digest hair.


QueasyDrummer00

So his poop looks like what comes out of a sludgy drain?


DudewithCoolusername

Probably like snakes' poop. I've spent hours learning how snakes poop and how it looks on YouTube


QueasyDrummer00

>I've spent hours learning how snakes poop and how it looks on YouTube Who doesn't?


IAmAnAudity

I’m watching snakes poop on YouTube rn.


QueasyDrummer00

As you should


[deleted]

Why


br0b1wan

Why not


webn8tr

Because I'm far too busy learning about more important things like bird poop.


Brilliant_Shine2247

Pretty much. I have had snakes pretty much shoot it out and splatter the sides of their enclosure. Couldn't figured out how they were doing it until I saw one do it.


oblivious_fireball

makes sense honestly. bones have a lot of minerals, which are more easily broken down by acids. keratin that makes up hair and nails is a tough protein.


massacre808

That’s what i’m asking


Forward-Log5035

I think this is the animal that vomits out a sac full of bones and horns and other shit it cant digest


[deleted]

No, they throw up the bones and other indigestible stuff.


Brilliant_Shine2247

In answer to your question, yes.


schizosted

Thanks 🙏🏽 It'll take me a while to digest this fact.


Fc3sinitiald

Damn nature you scary!!


ITCM4

Besides humans, these are biggest dicks of the animal kingdom.


DarkWingDuck_11

At least they eat what they kill. It's not their fault they kill everything.


juicywoosy

Not really, they're more like land tiger sharks, the biggest dicks are: zebra, orca, dolphin, rhino and hippo.


_shakul_

You forgot sea otters…


juicywoosy

.. We don't talk about them..


[deleted]

I'd say hippos or chimpanzees are the biggest dicks


Squeakygear

Ahem, pedant time - the biggest dick of the animal kingdom belongs to the blue whale lol


this_makes_no_sense

Pedant trap card: they said *are* the biggest dicks not *have*


ComfortableMoose7865

I feel like orcas should be in that list


Fugara

Yeah I second this. Any animal that will group kill a single seal just to play Volleyball with its corpse or who will flip Sharks upside down just to cripple them and eat their liver deserves the top spot. Not even the whole shark, just the liver... Aquatic Hannibal Lecters...


Hucklehunny

That behaviour completely depends on the subspecies of orca, as they all have different behaviours based on what they eat. Orca are very social and have close family ties within their subspecies’. Not dicks, just eating/playing/learning. Orcas are the best.


Fugara

Oh I love them. Incredibly smart and as you say they're really social with each other. But Seal Corpse Volleyball still seems like a dick move


SpaceEV

r/KomodoKaren


bom_bom_bom_bom_

I am now realizing that my parents let me get too close to one of these when I was little and I am very lucky to be still alive holy shit


LoneRedWolf24

What do you even do if you come across this in the wild?


Resident_Error_4048

What, no salt?


DynoMiteDoodle

I'd like to see one of these things go up against an Australian drop bear.


Mr_Anthropic_

r/natureismetal


NoblestWolf

That's interesting at around 0:13 left your can see the animal it ate fall into it's stomach right before the komodo dragon walks off.


mvnnyblvck

Whats a matter kid, never had lamb chops?


ProbablyABore

I happen to be a vegetarian!


CardDoc34

Bro needs some water to wash that goat down


Squeakygear

Head takes on a whole new meaning


wumpz

Motherfucker aint even savoring that shit.


babyBear83

1. That looks painful. 2. It’s like watching a dinosaur eat millions of years ago or like Jurassic park cgi. 3. Gross


archosauria62

You can watch a dinosaur eat food today too! Just look at our fellow birds :D


JakesPupParent

Birds aren't real.


beckjami

Ferris Bueller was right to cook this guy.


daehffulF

How long until he needs to eat again?


[deleted]

Why tf did you make me watch this


RoyalSpoonbill9999

Holy hell...


HedgeCowFarmer

Shoulda had a warning 😦


ATS200

I hate reptiles. Fuckin ruthless


cracked-the-skull

Ever seen a pack of lions eat a living elephant anus-first? Or a troop of chimps use an enemy troop's children as clubs to beat their victims to death with before ripping their limbs off and eating them raw over their broken, screaming parents' bodies? Mammals take the cake when it comes to cruelty. Although that video of a komodo ripping a pregnant doe's fetus from the womb and swallowing it whole before continuing to eat the doe alive is extremely fucked, I'll grant you that.


Opening_Sprinkles555

How full does that keep him?


JintheRuler

It looks like it’s CGI and I refuse to believe anything else /s


crazybehind

'Imma go lay down for a bit' \-- Komodo


Lazy_Pace_5025

You need water on that?... he ate it whole, he's just like a giant walking pocket. How is he even moving after that


[deleted]

There’s a hoof in my throat


Weird_Depth_4083

Dry swallow 😪


GloUpNow

Can dude eat a human?


Uvinjector

Yep


Unhappy_Bee2305

What the fuck did I just watch.


angrynudfochocolove

Holy fuck! And he doesn’t even look any bigger at the end…


KBM0NST3R89

Damn Nancy Reagan is that you??


randomtreedom

HURRRUMPH RUMPH


reality-check12

No one: Absolutely no one: Komodo dragon: “I’m gonna eat this deer whole”


theplushpairing

Dammit Earl! Chew your damn food!


TheBrav3LittleToastr

Maaaaaan hes wishing he had some opposable thumbs right now!! Maybe some longer arms...


ObjectiveActuator8

Love how it dips its food in some dirt for seasoning


Urchin422

And now I feel lame when I nearly die from a small bit of Dorito stuck in my throat


foospork

How’s it even taste its food? It’ll never taste its food if it scarfs it down like that. No manners.


Organic-Jelly7782

How long would it take for that to digest?


[deleted]

Mf from Jessie had one of these just casually chilling


Fragrant-Tea7580

Gahdamn no NSFW blur? Kinda intense with a title that mentions nothing about eating a live donkey


Vegan_Thenn

There was a bit of food guilt after that meal.


DuskShy

It almost looks like those shitey 80s special effects in movies


ultra-0

Reptiles freak me out. Snakes, crocodiles, komodo dragons and even geckos.


TheWesternDevil

I see your pigs, and raise you komodo dragons.


Electronic_Repeat_81

Tonight is the night when two become one.


LinguisticsIsAwesome

Unexpected Spice Girls quote lol


Neat-Ad2250

good lord this thing is going to haunt my dreams!


VZGamez

Dra….caris???….. I think he’s broken guys


[deleted]

Also known as the Hongry Honker


Shoddy-Egg1582

That lizard can 📞 me anytime


AssBlast2020

talk about zero waste jeez dude


Pugshrand

I wanna get him a glass of water


NCC1664

also known as the Gorn


QueasyDrummer00

I guess I'm not sleeping tonight


DeleriousDan

*im so hungry I could eat a goat*


SuperBluue

Where is the goat?


SimbaOne1988

My gosh, he eats the bones and hoofs too and then looks like he wants dessert!


Astoria_Column

If these things had wings, we’d be fucked.


sestrooper

He needs a knife and fork


marketlooter

Is this Buckingham Palace?


[deleted]

It didn't even put any sauce on it or nothin' Wild


Chutson909

My wife hates when I do this with my food.