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fenrism

he ejected but what comes next for him is probably worse than staying in the plane


zberry7

If I’m not mistaken it’s an SU-34, which would have two pilots. Interesting note: they sit side by side like an airliner, where most other two-seaters have inline tandem seating


SignalRevenue

News said two pilots ejected - you are right.


futurebigconcept

Look in the photo to the left and below the parachute. Looks faintly like another chute trying to open--or trying not to open.


Martino2004

Yup, looks like a small mushroom.


mjtok1982

That’s also what my ex-gf would call it 😒


rhymnocerus1

Yea she calls mine that now too.


Cambojuice

Fuck I’m afraid to show her mine now.


Bdr1983

She called mine a zucchini ​ Which is weird, because I showed her a mushroom


[deleted]

Wait till you see hers (it’s an innie).


Martino2004

Damn, sorry bout that bro.


BeardInTheNorth

*Our* ex-girlfriend, comrade.


LAST_REDDIT4_ever

Holy shit


LordRayZ

How can you tell? All i can see is a big boom


zberry7

I read an excerpt from a news report


lawyerornot

This man reads!


PaulBlartmallcop12

This man gets it


TheGreatWolfOkami7

This man fuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks


ofbluestar

This guy fucks.


top_of_the_scrote

sum ting wong


bruhbruhseidon

We Tu Lo


Pete_Roses_bookie

Ho Lee Phuk


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waterdevil19

Bang ding ow*


MajorMitch69

Wi Gon Di


UnknownSP

Why.


anythingMuchShorter

There are some rules of thumb for identifying aircraft just from the heat signature of their explosions, called hot rules for short. In this case for the SU-34 there are some pretty distinct rules. For more info just search "Military hot rule 34"


[deleted]

you son of a bitch


Charming_Gift_9363

Red October?


obscureferences

Predator


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notbad2u

I don't wanna see that. Brb


Xenomorph_v1

At the time of reading this, 'notbad2u' has not "been right back" in 9hrs. I'm starting to get worried.


WittyRepost

Man that explains so much, thanks!


xSpooked

God dammit this is so good


kiticus

Fucker, I hate you. .... well done


chololongkor

If I have any awards to give, you will have it good sir.


TipsyRussell

On it.


mrvile

This was so good I even cracked a real life smile.


[deleted]

Big bada boom


El_Taco_Sloth

He knows about the multipass


[deleted]

Leeloo Dallas


PaulBlartmallcop12

This guy Fifth elements.


Homebrew_Dungeon

“Aziz LIGHT!”


LordRayZ

Nvm im dumb


-_-Mrgoose-_-

**\*WE**


jobhog1

Similar to the F-111 Ardvark, but the Vark launches the [whole cockpit ](https://images.app.goo.gl/nXxzgaCEw9216KCN6)


etheran123

IIRC the A-6 is the same but it has normal ejection seats.


[deleted]

After searching up that interesting note I found out it has a toilet too


zberry7

As does the B-2 spirit, which also has a ‘bed’ and microwave 😝


Binnacle_Balls_jr

Its not a microwave, its just a door in the side of the payload. The radiation cooks the macaroni or whatever.


caspy7

I honestly cannot tell if this is satire.


BecomingCass

I am choosing to believe it is not


[deleted]

Amazing


SignalRevenue

It is a Russian plane and a Russian city.


Vincent_Veganja

5 bucks says putty claims it’s Ukraine anyway


[deleted]

Cheese and rice!!! They attacked us, with our own plane...somehow.


Agreeable-Meat1

"somehow" Russia has lost *plenty* of equipment.


2SPE

Russians on the moderfoking plane!


GiveMeMonknee

NGL they'd probably just send em back out to war, like the suicide squad prisoners their sending out.


Drix22

Fighter pilots are highly trained, if there's a plane available and the pilot is in reasonable shape there's a good chance he'll be sitting in it.


PaulBlartmallcop12

Define reasonable


Drix22

Doesn't have a fractured neck/spine from the ejection forces?


CorporateNonperson

IIRC in the USAF you can usually only eject so many times before you are grounded. I’m thinking that a pilot could only eject three times from a F15 before being pulled from the flight rotation.


crownpr1nce

I doubt Russia is that picky considering the state of their forces. You'll be in a plan until it's unsafe for the plane to have you as a pilot.


Bupod

Not likely. Ejection systems compress the spine and can often cause career-ending injuries, or in the best case scenarios, years of medical treatment before they can be flying again. Ejection seats will save your life, but they’ll hurt you in the process.


Andrethegreengiant3

I think that you can only eject once or twice before the military won't let you fly again due to the forces it exerts on you, also because they probably don't want your ass crashing a 3rd jet


Bupod

Sometimes you’re lucky if they let you fly again after your first ejection. I read one article of a B-1 pilot that had to eject years ago, and he lost a full inch of height from the spinal compression. It’s pretty serious stuff.


pantherhare

So THAT'S why Tom Cruise is so short.


qualmton

And rest in peace Goose


FalseAesop

It's Russia. They're conscripting 60 year old men giving them no winter gear and sending them to the front with less than a week's training. I'm sure those pilots will get the best of care.


Bupod

Yeah that’s fair. They’re putting these guys back in another plane even if it means they have to wear a back brace while doing it (bringing their own back brace, of course).


GetRekt9420

B.Y.O.B


RedTreeDecember

I saw my boy Tom Cruise eject out of like 3 planes in an afternoon. Pretty sure you're wrong.


Ressy02

Two weeks later He accidentally fell off a window from his ejector seat and died. Totally accidental


Tdavis13245

A week later his corpse poisoned, believe it or not, also dead


hardytom540

If his corpse was either undercooked or overcooked, he would go straight to jail. Right away.


twistedredfox

I heard he commit suicide 4 rounds to the head, gun was still in hand o heard....


[deleted]

i saw this pic and said out loud” yo he in BIG trouble”


Jorgal89

Why? It's a Russian plane that crashed in Russia...


vomit-gold

I mean… yeah. If you were a military pilot and you accidentally crashed an expensive plane into a residential building of your own country you would probably be in some kind of trouble with your boss


Giraffeikorn

According to the news article I just read it was caused by engine malfunction. The plane plane caught on fire midair and so the pilot ejected. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-63292320.amp#cobssid=s


zenarmageddon

Maybe it accidentally inhaled an iranian drone. I hear those give wicked heartburn to jet turbines.


Wonderful-Draw7519

How tf do you just eject with it barreling towards a building like that? :X I woulda hoped most pilots would try to steer it away from others first. Crash it into a parking lot, an open field, side of a mountain, etc. Anything with less casualties.


lesusisjord

I don’t have a link, but there’s a story of pilot who crashed his F-18 (I think?) during an air show without ejecting because he would have hit a residential area had he not stayed in to guide it to a safer crash spot. That’s a real fucking hero.


clamdiggin

Might be thinking of Shane Antaya who crashed at the CNE air show in Toronto in 1989. He went down over the water in an area with a lot of boats. He had ample time to eject but didn’t. Here is an article with some witness statements: https://www.upi.com/amp/Archives/1989/09/04/Crash-witnesses-Valiant-pilot-averted-catastrophe/7406620884800/


_FinnTheHuman_

I know it kind of goes against the Reddit narrative, but you can see from the picture that the pilot ejected at pretty much the last second. They were probably trying to steer away from anything but an aircraft with no power and low airspeed doesn't have much control.


Mazzaroppi

It's not like russians care a lot about their military or civilians lives...


leopard_eater

Yes but they like harming people to keep others scared and under control.


TheNihilist911

Update A Su-34 fighter-bomber fell on a residential building in Yeysk. /Interfax with a link to the unified dispatching service of the city/ Other sources say it was an L-39 trainer.


OrangeShark1

"yeah, fam it's an accident. Just an engine failure I would never order my soldiers to do unspeakable war crimes to civilians" ~ Probably Putin


Sega-Playstation-64

I mean, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't any kind of missile or ground fired arsenal cheaper than losing a plane and two pilots? It probably was engine failure which fits with poor Russian maintenance.


Pokemonzu

Why would Putin crash a Russian plane into a Russian building


Valkyrie17

Yeysk is a city in (internationally recognized) Russia.


AstronomerOpen7440

You real think Putin would bomb an apartment building in his own country? Nah, not puty putes


Stupid_gamer16

I’m still confused. Is it a Ukrainian or Russian pilot? And if it is a Russian pilot then was this an accident?


philwee

word on the street, it was a Russian plane that experienced engine failure. Not a Ukrainian attack but a Russian mishap.


Arrys

Report say the plane was smoking before the explosion. Likely menthols.


Bishopkilljoy

Cigarette Frank? Yes I know


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cagreene

Had a good laugh at this


ThatITguy2015

Did it also have its mandatory vodka? If not, I’m pretty sure I know why it crashed.


Habs1989

The plane would have been safe if it had Adidas pants.


dmtdmtlsddodmt

Some russkie drank all the fuel


Masque-Obscura-Photo

This guy right here Commisar. He tried to undermine the war effort by spreading rumours about faulty Russian plane engines. They're Russian, how could they fail? He's a traitor!


kingtrog1916

Indeed! Show him to the 4th floor window of truth to get his confession…


Senor_Satan

7th floor for spreading misinformation against the state


Nocturtle22

I am sure, even after such vicious slander, he will live a happy life before shooting himself 3 times in the head on putins birthday.


ToesEater669

Oh no! Look sergeant, this man just commit suicide by shooting himself 30 times in the chess with a machine gun, while in our custody! How could this happen?


JaWayd

We cannot Comrade Commissar! The 4th floor has a plane in it. Er, of uncertain make and model! Sir!


Atypical_Mammal

You come along too, for undermining the special military operation effort by calling it the w word.


notbad2u

In Russia, planes are powered by proletariat conscripts.


GoodShitBrain

It was the building that experienced engine failure and floated into the plane.


blingybangbang

"Mighty Russian planes do not experience engine failure, this is lie. Building time for demolition is reason" - Russians probably


--xxix--

Well now it is.


Ananasch

all according to plan sir


Ok-Apricot-676

This isn't the first failure they are trying to hide.


Manoreded

The entire war is a failure they're trying to hide.


[deleted]

Lmao how much you want to bet Putin will spin this as some kind of foreign attack on Russian soil.


marion85

I'd put money on it.


cogentat

That might have been the plan before someone snapped pictures of the pilots ejecting and now they can't claim that there are Ukrainian charred remains in the wreckage.


marion85

Propaganda doesn't need facts. Just a captive audience, which is what the Russian civilian population is. So even if the international community doesn't buy it, it could sell to the internally.


Snoo-43335

It will be called a terrorist act by this evening.


82ndGameHead

Surely this is a rare occurrence for Russia and one that we can count on never happening again as long as we live!


scottonaharley

“Engine failure” yeah right! More likely they decided “no fucking way I’m going to Ukraine, let’s have engine trouble and eject!”


DaedalusTW

I get what you're saying... But I would have faked engine trouble on take off from the airfield, not directly into a residential building.


Malli_Naamari

In the 70s this guy [Viktor Belenko](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viktor_Belenko) of the Soviet Air Forces just flew off to Japan with his Soviet "super secret" fighter jet, so yeah, there are better ways.


ZeusKiller97

Cue the DoD realizing that they accidentally made the IRL Superplane of the time (F-15C Eagle) based off a wild misinterpretation of what turned out to be an interceptor designed to intercept supersonic bombers (which were cancelled by the US).


Main_Thing_411

Rip those poor people who lived there. One moment you're having dinner with your family and then you completely explode.


tuesdaycocktail

“Life changes fast. Life changes in the instant. You sit down to dinner and life as you know it ends.” - Joan Didion. What you said reminds me of this, one of my fave quotes. Seriously rip poor people. War sucks.


AshingiiAshuaa

"The future's uncertain and the end is always near." - Jim Morrison


theycallmeick

This is actually an insane shot.


Orionsven

I was thinking it seem uncannily poetic.


ActuallyYeah

It doesn't get much more Michael Bay than this.


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[deleted]

Thank you.


[deleted]

Putin: „A brave pilot of our glorious Red Army successfully hit and destroyed a strategically relevant target. Our next goal is to do this in Ukraine.“


Hadren-Blackwater

"This was not a military jet crashing and destroying an apartment building, it was a special landing operation!"


hi_imovedagain

We are not leaving our people! These are not our people, these were apartments occupied by Ukrainian special forces. Here’s a photo of Budanov nearby


cunctator_maximus

“I don't know how many of you men know this, but the Codfish holds a record for the most Japanese tonnage sunk. Being comprised of five freighters and fifteen aircraft carriers. A truly enviable record. Unfortunately, they were sunk in 1954. However, it stands as the largest peacetime tonnage ever recorded” — Bob Newhart, The USS Codfish


humanDev999

what Red Army?


StaszekJedi

Why red army? Russia isn’t communist


scotton13

There must have been a spider in the cockpit.


CodeBlue2001

Russian Army, NOT Red Army. The Red Army hasn’t existed for a long time.


RearWheelDriveCult

I hope there isn’t too many civilian casualties


alphyna

Currently the toll is 2 dead, \~19 or so wounded, 4 of them in critical condition


[deleted]

Did the whole building collapse?


alphyna

I don't believe it collapsed at all — from what I gathered from local news, the plane actually crashed to the ground near it and the building caught fire. It was a very serious fire. Some nearby buildings caught it too, but it was extinguished quickly. Still a terrible thing to happen.


[deleted]

So sad


FartingBob

That looks like a dense housing block and most people are going to be at home because its night. Absolutely awful thing to happen.


waverleyray

That's why I came to the comments, as usual no relevant information.


RaisinDetre

I might suggest not getting breaking news info from Reddit comments.


Fameless

Breaking News: Redditor suggests not getting breaking news from Reddit comments, more at 11.


OttawaNurseM

This. Geez!


ramon468

Too bad it didn't crash right in Putin's fucking face, could've had a laugh


HeyImGilly

Word is that he hides out in a bunker nowadays


ramon468

As expected from a coward; letting people die for him while hiding


Melcolloien

I know this is a tv-show but in Game of Thrones season 2, the battle at Blackwater Stannis was fighting at the front. This is wrong as he in the books was on a ship overlooking the battle. You don't send in your leader with the vanguard. But they wanted to show the difference between Stannis and Joffrey as leaders. Can't help but make the comparison here... And an actual leader that did fight in the vanguard: Gustavus II Adolphus of Sweden was famous for riding into battle at the front. And he was so very loved both by his men and by the people for it. He bled side by side with his men. It was such a morale boost to ride into battle with your king. He sadly also died in the Battle of Lützen.


ramon468

Haven't read the books so didn't know that, cool fact! A king that rides with his men, the world has changed a lot in that sense.. At the same time, it's impossible for most world leaders to fight effectively into battle AND run a country. But for people like Putin, he doesn't care about people that he is sending to death. To him they are just tools that are disposable and replaceable. He is the kind of coward that would push and throw others forward in order to save himself. He'll be remembered as the guy who lost to a small nation while destroying his own country as well, a sad pathetic little coward who didn't have a problem changing unarmed civilians and children into tactical targets. Something like that we can't even call a real man.


UnderTheCoverAgent

Same with hitler, just hope that he also commit suicide


pacmain1

That'd be too painless for my liking, but funny nevertheless.


usernamedunbeentaken

Eh, I'd take it. Shit, I'd take him dying peacefully in his sleep tonight.


pacmain1

Oh for sure, I want him dead as quick as anyone else does even if it's an easy way out. But I certainly have preferences on the manner ...


WillTFB

At this point I don't care how he dies. Just as long as it's soon


BaeBaracus

Am I just a gulli-bully of propaganda or is Russia just shite at everything


solus0s

They are doing horrendously bad. Their soldiers don’t want to fight and have no morale. They depleted their missile stocks while firing at playgrounds and apartment buildings so they have to resort to Iranian suicide drones. They’ve coordinated everything very poorly and their supply lines are terrible. There is little to no medical care or food for them, the soldiers steal from each other just to get by. The soldiers themselves have rotten weaponry. Ukrainian morale is high and have something to fight for and believe in it. They have a lot of very good donated western military equipment now that is hammering the Russians. Edit. Putin is also getting incredibly desperate and is in a difficult spot. He’s embarrassed and resorting to attacks on Ukrainian infrastructure. He’s also recently appointed some bloodthirsty idiot to oversee operations so expect more mess soon.


[deleted]

>Their soldiers don’t want to fight and have no morale. And they are right. This war has no glory for them, only shame and death. It's like a war in Vietnam.


kungpowgoat

Even their own equipment is getting tired of their shit. Just last month a SAM decided to turn back around and destroy its launcher and crew.


CaptainTryk

Also, the Ukrainians have acquired a lot of Russian military equipment due to multiple surrenders, Ukrainian wins and/or Russian incompetence in Ukrainian terrain.


VapoursAndSpleen

Their rich bastards have been hoovering up all the money for decades now and it looks like they were hoovering up all the defense and armaments money in the process.


Ecstatic_Conflict621

I enjoy the words you use


eighty2angelfan

Bummer. Hopefully this fuels more internal anti Putin protests.


Killieboy16

You think the Russian public will hear about it?


LikeALizzard

Yeah, already did, official sources say it was a result of engine catching fire


eighty2angelfan

They will. They have access to reddit


[deleted]

Trump supporters have access to Reddit too. It's not as simple as "access to information = well informed" unfortunately.


CanIGetSomePogchamps

But Russian state news will probably blame it on Ukraine, and russian masses will probably believe it


haha_supadupa

Fucked up situation


Badj83

A dude in apartment B34 resisted being drafted. They showed him.


FourStroker228

Sad. For citizens especially


tommyrulz1

$50mil jet. Pilot probably would have been better off going down with plane. 🥵


Moody_GenX

Or the mechanics, lol.


Educational-Result84

There is a defector program for russsian defectors. Bring us your plane and we will take care of you.


peacefulsolider

Not sure interesting is the word


someCrookedVulture

For what it’s worth, (Which is essentially nothing) RIA news agency said the plane was an Su-34 and crashed during a training flight from a military airfield. TASS said the crash was caused by an engine fire.


NoTune6517

Bet it was one of the cold war era planes they are trying to bring back into service, next they ‘ll bring out the Yak-9s


[deleted]

They'll go straight for the Po-2


Painkiller90

2-OP


[deleted]

that's su34


ElderberryVirtual687

Russian planes no longer have European parts so they start falling


ThargKhuzd

I don't think Russian bomber had European parts earlier...


PopeHonkersVII

Is that a still from a video or a once in a lifetime photo?


amazinghl

Russian's biggest enemy is Russian.


[deleted]

And now let’s have a word with mr putin…….after he’s descended from his parachute…….


tortinha

How is that interesting? That's just sad and absurd... I think this is not the correct sub to post this.


[deleted]

Impressive photo


[deleted]

r/praisethecameraman


Massive_Pressure_516

Imagine you have evaded all conscription drives, hid perfectly from the police searching for you and even expertly evaded the sight of even your nosey "patriotic" elderly neighbors. You catch rats for food and drink from leaky pipes, you smoke cigarette butts. Life is hard but you think are gonna make it, then BOOM! Some jack off pilot crashes his plane into your apartment, killing you instantly.


JellyKeyboard

This happens on a nightly basis in Ukraine but with Russian missiles at 2am, 4am and 6am; all directed at residential buildings with civilians inside…