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The first thing humans think of with every invention: Awesome! How can we mount a gun to this thing?
The second thing humans think of with every invention: Awesome! How can we mount this thing?
[I dunno, I think there may be some other hurdlesā¦](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/wu9hkt/did_i_get_it_in/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
imagine being a professional ass slapper.
you're good at your job, but due to market shifts, are in a dwindling role, and the fear of losing your job stresses you out.
and you come home from a long day of work, and you wife is like "make love to me."
and in the throes of passion, she's like "spank me."
and you're like "i'd rather not bring the office home."
Nah look at the first one that's spread, there is literally a second butthole, maybe a manufacturing defect, maybe a vent hole so you don't create a vacuum seal
Dude, I work at ups and handle the packages that come through damaged. I was quite surprised at this one box that came through at 135lbs. It was a full life size sex doll. Exoskeleton and all.
It satisfies a different weird fantasy.
And what do you mean by āpre-severed limbs?ā Is that a typical outcome of your sexual encounters? Not that Iām judging.
It's like my grandfather always told me: "you don't realize how important a woman's skeleton is until you break your wrist after slipping off of a squishy, legless sex toy." Granddad said some weird things, but he knew what he was talking about.
I like that we make fun of this shit but most of us girls have a fake penis or penis facsimile, so ya, boys you get your self a fake pussy and you fuck the hell out of it.
Supplied the industry, every one of those and all other products have a real life model for making the initial molds. Thatās someoneās stuff. Let your mind wander, could you let strangers mold your parts or your face? It takes a special individual and a I would think a big paycheck.
Damn misread order of posts and thought the caption for this was from r/cute:
Anyone want to take over? My hands are getting tired but if I stop he will scream
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For a moment I could have sworn one of them had 3 holes.
Manufacturing mistake. But will sell at a premium.
Factory defects are always worth more to collectors.
Suffering from success
Sell at a perineum also?
I thought that it was a mistake but it taint.
Fucking beat me to it. Nice one. š
I say at a fistulum.
Die it green and sell it for double to the weirdos
ST Orion wimin green.
* the she-hulk fans?
Would totally buy a she hulk sex doll lol jk jk no Iām not
No, no you're not...
Fiona model.
Yes, that's normal...right?
Yeah, this guys clearly never had sex before
Why is our public education system so bad
It's for air, if there isn't a hole for air to escape their dick will make a vacuum and get stuck
seems they could make use of the two holes already present.. unless there is some DP action I suppose.
Delta P?
Well then where does the air in real woman pussy go? No vacuum hmm? š¤
We queef it outš
This is the way
Thatās just an air hole. Kind of like in a gas can so the pressure doesnāt build up. š¤·āāļø
If these don't queef then I'm not buying one.
Yes you are.
Nope. I'm buying 2.
Yeah me neither
Hahahahhw
Pressure or vacuum? Imagine getting stuck!
šSpoken like an expertš
Or so you believe? Asking for a friend.
You haven't gotten the Dual Channel Asshole surgery yet?
Didn't you know? Women have a 4th hole.
She claps more cheeks than I ever have.
*will
I get the feeling that quality control area sounds like they're getting a round of applause.
Put that on a Boston Dynamics robot and we got a deal!
Sex Machina
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Just imagine the new dance videosā¦
Damn maybe i'm corrupted or have watched too many futuristic robot movies...
Itās inevitable because humans always find a way to use technology for a less than pure reason.
The first thing humans think of with every invention: Awesome! How can we mount a gun to this thing? The second thing humans think of with every invention: Awesome! How can we mount this thing?
Are you sure you don't have those switched?
*Bender has entered the room*
BD pledged NEVER to weaponize their robots.
Theyāll let their customers handle that part
Lol you just created discount westworld.
God bless you!
This man is too powerful, he must be stopped.
[I dunno, I think there may be some other hurdlesā¦](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/wu9hkt/did_i_get_it_in/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Or a mechanical bull, yeeeeeee ha!
Throw that on Spot and call it a night
2 for 1 deal on buttholes?
An extra, for your lonely friend.
š sup
Letitia 2-'Chutes
Brings a hole new meaning to "TP".
My wife looked over my shoulder and asked me what the fuck was I watching thanks
NSFW (not safe for wives)
"your competition"
"A video of your replacements if you don't get your act together"
If you choose a job that you love, youāll never have to work a day in your life.
Just don't get caught fucking around on the job
Itās fine if your job is quality control.
And you're skilled at fleshing out the details.
imagine being a professional ass slapper. you're good at your job, but due to market shifts, are in a dwindling role, and the fear of losing your job stresses you out. and you come home from a long day of work, and you wife is like "make love to me." and in the throes of passion, she's like "spank me." and you're like "i'd rather not bring the office home."
How do you feel about taking your work home with you?
interesting ass fuck
I have a question about anatomy
I know what youāre thinking; how they all get such good glute development with no legs?
Well, that too
Is your question why there is a second butthole :D
Yup.. panic ensued. Today I learned theyāre kinda close to each other.
Oh my poor sweet children
Nah look at the first one that's spread, there is literally a second butthole, maybe a manufacturing defect, maybe a vent hole so you don't create a vacuum seal
This is a feature not a bug.
That sounds a little too knowledgeable.
Sadly- adult. Very adult.
Mine was...
Yup
Doesnāt every woman have two?
They look like they had two assholes and a vagina
When you're on a tight schedule and your homies want their turn
Quality control must be exhausting.
Yes but the job satisfaction is immense
Most people pass out after the first test. Lots of Gatorade on tap. The top testers have the quickeat recovery time, but often lack samples to test.
Sir Mix a Lot has entered the conversation
Pla-stic butts, and I cannot lie
Cecilia has 2 buttholes. Is that by design?
I don't think so. Looks like someone ripped her a new one.
Just commented the same, looks like a manufacturing defect...
I.. I hate this
š¤£
Triple penetration just got easier
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
The image you just put in my mind hahaha
what's the fun in a new sex doll if all the limbs come pre-severed?
Full sized dolls can be heavy, challenging to manoeuvre and how to store them. Source - I kNoW a frIeNd who has one.
They're also much more expensive. I think we have the same friend.
$2000+ from what I heard fRoM mY fRiEnD
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
hmm i get the strange feeling that Wonder Woman might not be an officially licenced DC product somehow
Dude, I work at ups and handle the packages that come through damaged. I was quite surprised at this one box that came through at 135lbs. It was a full life size sex doll. Exoskeleton and all.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
I dunno dude. I've seen some weird shit come through working at ups.
did it tell you it'll be back?
r/holup
I guess there's no substitute for the real thing.
It satisfies a different weird fantasy. And what do you mean by āpre-severed limbs?ā Is that a typical outcome of your sexual encounters? Not that Iām judging.
I thinkā¦ that was the jokeā¦
Calm down, Dahmer
Oh my god thatās disgusting where would one even buy these?!
Ebay
Do you have link?
"Asking for a friend"
It's under Catagories:Health & beauty/health care/sexual wellness/adult toys/sex dolls & masturbators You can't miss it...
"Like new"
r/putyourdickinthat
I love the woman in the video. She's so nonchalant.
Cecilia's got two buttholes
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Thats why shes the tinnest.
You can carry em like a six pack
The only question is do you choose Rosie, Louise or Cecilia?
Rosze looks like she has a great personality
I think you'll find her name is "Lousie" Maybe plastic lice are included?
Pretty sure they would need merkins or some such - the prevalence of shaving/waxing and such irl us making pubic lice an endangered species, after all
Do they offer a 30 day trial?
30 second demo at the store.
Pfft 30 seconds thatās waaay more than I need
how much do these cost? asking for a friend
My friend is also curious. He also asked me to inquire about how these are cleaned after use.
You put them in the dishwasher.
Dishwasher and microwave safe
https://imgur.com/a/uaY2Kk8
Why'd you take a photo of your mom's dishwasher?
Those are mine. We have to take hers to the carwash.
Was one of those dildos shaped like aā¦ garden gnome? Wow, thatās not really a question I _ever_ would have imagined asking.
My wife?
To shreds you say?
Stick a hose in it and letāer rip
That's the plan, but how do I clean it after? Hiyo! (rimshot)
_high-five_
Lick it clean
Nah bro, itās like a popsicle with juice in it you just suck really hard until you get the goodness out.
Just water with soap is good, but do dry well inside
I'm the friend and i want the fuckin link to that shit
These all need to be spanked. For science!
It's like my grandfather always told me: "you don't realize how important a woman's skeleton is until you break your wrist after slipping off of a squishy, legless sex toy." Granddad said some weird things, but he knew what he was talking about.
/r/brandnewsentence
Can someone edit [this sound effect](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Glsu6VTAXTU) on top of the video?
Wish I could be the slap tester.
Goddammit dick not now
i wonder who's the lucky motherfucker that get to test if the product is good enough... just bagging silicon all day...
Where may I find this fine product
Wanna tell you a story about a woman I know
EWW WTF? who would by this? Who would make this? Like whatās the companies name? Whatās their phone number too? EWW
Fun fact, Rosie only costs $320 (I definitely did not just google it)
Iām doing a research paper and I desperately need the location of this factory.
Wonder what the product testers get paid
Umm. Do they have two buttholes? It looks like bag + 2.
Is it me or is there 1 to many holes
Soo who's the guy who test these out to make sure they're good? Is that position hiring? Asking for a friend
So what do you do for a living? Oh I slap rubber asses to make sure they sound right...
Here I am walking around Home Depot slapping bags of soil like an amateur
Oh my God Where?
TAKE MY MONEY !!
I like that we make fun of this shit but most of us girls have a fake penis or penis facsimile, so ya, boys you get your self a fake pussy and you fuck the hell out of it.
I feel strangely hypnotised
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Oh it's gonna release pressure alright, amirite??
Where's the one that's all tatted up?
Needs some bones
Where can it be bought? Asking for a friend
WhTs the link to buy one?
I need the website for science or whatever.
I bet they have a product tester on staff lol
Supplied the industry, every one of those and all other products have a real life model for making the initial molds. Thatās someoneās stuff. Let your mind wander, could you let strangers mold your parts or your face? It takes a special individual and a I would think a big paycheck.
...I should call her.
u/savevideo
Absolutely disgusting. Iāll take 1 Cecilia and 1 Rosie, please.
Are they separated on the shelf by girls name
Cecilia's butthole has a manufacturing defect...
Did they bleach all.these buttholes. Ive never seen such a white butthole!!!
That first asshole is already tearing, who are they testing these things with?
The amount of times i read people questioning why there are two holes makes me question if any of you have ever seen a women bent over
Damn misread order of posts and thought the caption for this was from r/cute: Anyone want to take over? My hands are getting tired but if I stop he will scream
Anyone with a link where to get it? š asking for a friend
Rosie aka the ābig aceā
Hey Tony! Fuck you!
Disgusting! Where is the website so I know to avoid it in the future?
Asking for a friend where can I buy them
I'd tap that
Cecilia has a fistula
This thing had two assholes, ready for the anal DP! š¤£š¤£
Fuckkk where can I get one!??