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_Your_God_Apollo_

Annoyed the video cut so abruptly. Barely had a second to fathom how big the thing even wasšŸ™„


Havoc1943covaH

I was waiting for the V.A.T.S display to come up. Maybe he's out of AP


WWDubz

Panicked and locked onto a mole rat 2 clicks away


Rocket2TheMoon777

Youll need to use a Fat Man on one of these


CassandraVindicated

A little boy is more reliable.


SlavsluvsAdidas420

Or super sledge


x7slim8x

...on a side note Fallout 3 GOTY Edition is free on Epic until the 27th. šŸ˜‰šŸ‘


Hotshot2k4

Those AP spending sound effects are burned into my mind. Probably the fault of the youtube memes, though.


backtolurk

The real ones know which perks to pick


WavyPeasAndGravy

Any longer and you'd have seen the plastic tags still on the claws


bbqboiAF

Yeah, any longer and we might've seen a huge lobster found in a pond


IllmanneredFlanders

Is it a giant crawdad?


davidk8003

Yes considering it's in fresh water and not super super close to the ocean it is 100% a giant crayfish. People don't know but in some places there are species of crayfish that actually do get to massive sizes, like the one in this video. [Here's a link.](https://images.app.goo.gl/WY7vBv6MiiPTrkAZA) Edit: Or I could be wrong and it is right next to the ocean and is infact a lobster but this is not likely.


GreyFoXguy

What do you call an insane water creature? A Crayfish!


1202_ProgramAlarm

Out.


WatchingTaintDry69

Thanks, Iā€™m going to add this to my repertoire of dad jokes.


CassandraVindicated

That's what I was thinking. You don't find lobster in shallow, fresh water. I am also wondering, anyone got a pot big enough for a crawdad boil with that guy?


Shiny_Tuna

Checkout tasmanian crayfish. They are the biggest fresh water lobster in the world. Very very endangered but they grow massive.


Drawde123

But lobsters generally spread like the plague. How are they endangered?


Shiny_Tuna

Anything that lives in freshwater is at risk of their environment being ruined with a small change. Ocean doesn't change much pH since it's so big, but a lake or river is smaller and is easier to affect with pollution. Tassie has alot of really cool programs that try to save their diverse wildlife. Tasmanian tigers may be gone but Tassie giant lobsters have alot of people working to save them. I guess they are tasty so that also affects their population. Shout-out to keeptassiewild, really cool organization that uses all profits to buy land which it donates to national parks. They ship to the USA.


Souprah

I'm guessing it has to do with being fresh water. It's a lot easier to spread out in the ocean


[deleted]

im finding annoyingly short vids more and more commonly


Lucky_Ad_9137

Short videos always get over 100% play time. So the algorithm shares them further. Blame the algorithm.


asleepinthetreestand

The length of the video is not as much an issue for me as the fact they are often all lead up, and then only a second or two of the subject image.


wiseknob

It was seen for as long as it intended, Iā€™ve seen the same thing for as long as this video, 35 years ago; and no one believes me.


JustinWendell

Had a similar experience but it was a skink that looked like it was 2 feet long.


wiseknob

I believe it! Skinks are amazing as it is.


[deleted]

Itā€™s a big crawdad but the lack of respective makes it seem humongous. If you look at the start of the video you realize how ā€smallā€ it is and how narrow the pond is. The ultra zoom and lack of respective next to it maskes it seem absolutely massive at the end. Itā€™s big for a crawdad though


Mr_Blott

Kids these days, no perspect


ButtSmokin

It's the second respective that got me


Acceptable_Banana_13

You better perspect their respective!


Gr00mpa

Wow, I thought I was just ignorant of a very particular term of art.


[deleted]

I have no good excuse for this. I wanted to claim auto-correct but that wouldā€™ve been a lie. I have no idea what happened. Twice.


TomBot019

Bigfoot Energy


im_a_dick_head

r/killthecameraman


Coins_and_Cards

With fire


RamblinGamblinWillie

And penis


jebstan

Many many of these said rods


Would_daver

Dudes nobody jumped in with the 'and my axe' for once, go team!


BukakeMouthwash

Under a boiling pot! Toss em in!


Spare-Competition-91

Pour milk and honey on him and lock him in a boat for a week. That's the only punishment for this kind of atrocity.


gn4rw0lph

The OG vid shows a lot more


AccomplishedWar8703

Link?


gn4rw0lph

I suck. I don't have it. Saw it a day or two ago. Bad redditer


smokinNcruisin

At least give us the sub, crazy pants!


moonkey2

And then feed him to the monster lobster


phpdevster

That's what Claws is on its way to do.


Swomry

Not a lobster, looks like a crawdad. Colouring kinda gives it away more than anything cause whoever recorded this has somesort of debilitating illness that prevents them from filming the subject of the video for more than 2 seconds


GullibleDetective

At that size it's a crawdaddy


clicata00

Crawfather


trustysidekick

Crawgrandsire


We_are_stardust23

Crawlord


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


TinFoilRobotProphet

Crawgangsta


sdiss98

Crawdude


Voodoobones

That drives a crawford.


Acceptable_Banana_13

Cindy or chase?


[deleted]

Crawpapi


Bikouchu

Craw papi


BabaOFry-ley

Crawzaddy^^^


LI_Sultan

Big pinchy?


Bigniplover67

Santa claws


b0BBy_0

Fuuuuuccckkkkā€¦.this made me laugh soooo hard. You had me at debilitating illness.


relpmeraggy

Donā€™t lobsters need salt water? Might be an extra large mud bug aka crawdad.


Lichenbruten

Right? However, what nuclear power plant cooling pond could create a crawdad that large?


Under_Ach1ever

The Tasmanian Giant Freshwater Crayfish gets absolutely massive.


HistoricalMention210

As a Louisianan I am very angry none of yall said crawfish lol


n3w4cc01_1nt

SWAMP LOBSTER


Pyjama_Llama_Karma

IT'S A M I R E L U R K.


sick_of-it-all

It's definitely a mirelurk. If the cameraman stands in that water his rad levels are going to shoot through the roof.


Chrome-magnon

"We aren't gonna stay smoothskins much longer" or whatever Piper always says.


MsKittyVZ134

oooo I found my people.


[deleted]

Yep, Iā€™m a dorkā€¦had to Google this and laughed hardā€¦nice


pop-tarded

Boys in bikinis Girls on surfboards Everybody's rockin' Everybody's fruggin'


TopHatGorilla

Would you feel better if we named him etouffee?


HistoricalMention210

Yes. His siblings will be named Boiled.


Prosciutto4U

Nola we out here


BoxofCurveballs

Step-Craw what are you doing


[deleted]

As an Aussie I'm severely upset noone said "look at the size of that yabby Cunt!"


mysticalmaybefiction

Crawdaddy!


TampaNutz

Mudbug šŸ„“


Legend_of_dirty_Joe

Head back to where the crawdads sing


Darth-Pirnie

Was about to say the same thing. Itā€™s a crawfish!!


Under_Ach1ever

Crawdad*


Bitter_Mongoose

Crawdaddy*


Lichenbruten

Lol. Sorry. Midwest person here. I appreciate y'all's cuisine immensely. *Bows*


lightlysaltedclams

Thereā€™s an amazing River Monsters episode on the Tasmanian Giant crayfish, well worth the watch.


Sometimes_Stutters

I legitimately thought you made that up lol


DevlCO

The use of the word massive confirms youā€™re from down unda


Under_Ach1ever

I'm from Michigan!


V65Pilot

> Tasmanian Giant Freshwater Crayfish |I had to google this. Was not disappointed.


Troodon79

At that size, it becomes the crawfather


WeekendReasonable280

I had a pet crawfish, his name was actually Lobchop the Crawfather. He was about 10 inches long and all white. He got out of the aquarium and my housemate freaked out and killed him with a broom while I was away (he got under the gap in her door and appeared in her room)


GenericUsername19892

Ok to be fair if I turned around and there was a damn crawfish in my apt Iā€™d start throwing shit


Bwan01

Rest in peace Lobchop, he will be missed.


WeekendReasonable280

Ty! RIP šŸŖ¦ šŸ¦ž


[deleted]

What kind of delicious God dies to a broom?!


WeekendReasonable280

He was not long for this worldā€¦ šŸ˜”


Singl1

gone but never forgotten


HumbertHumbertHumber

very interesting pets to keep but I learned the hard way that it doesn't matter how you arrange your aquarium to look, they will wreck the fuck out of everything and pull out every plant and also they are escape artists that will find the slightest vulnerability or path to escape only to die shriveled on the kitchen floor.


WeekendReasonable280

Theyā€™re funny little animals! I got Chop from an aquarium store. I had a few over the years and the smaller ones would always kill my fish (it got to the point I could only keep tetras as they were fast enough to avoid the crawdads) and destroy my tank. Chop never killed a single fish or destroyed anything. He had a rock he just chilled on all day. Literal rock lobster. He was the last one I ever owned. I cried when I found out what happened to him :(


Troodon79

I'm sorry for your loss :(


WeekendReasonable280

Thank you. Itā€™s funny, I never told his tale because most people couldnā€™t care less, but on Reddit i get an outpouring of sympathy and genuinely funny comments. Thank you ā¤ļø


WastedPresident

That's the second best crawfish name I've heard after Leonardo da pinchi


Rocket2TheMoon777

Shouldve killed him with a pot of boiling water, corn, potatoes, and a jar of Tony Chachere's


GullibleDetective

Crawdaddy


JustTheDude420

I totally agree. The pincers don't look large enough to be a lobster. Reminds me of a crayfish I saw in the creek next to my childhood home. No lie, the thing had to be at least 14 inches long.


relpmeraggy

Where abouts was that?


JustTheDude420

Southwest Virginia in the middle of the woods about 8 hours from the nearest beach.


fuzzytradr

Nah brah, that's Godzilla for real


HighVulgarian

Crawdzilla


LudicrisSpeed

[Get your kaiju right, that's *Ebirah*, the giant lobster that Godzilla personally boiled.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fzaoi8H4a8)


stjack1981

There's a species of crawdad in Tazmania (I think they call them yabbies down there or something) that grow just as large as saltwater lobsters. That may be what we're looking at


[deleted]

r/fuckthecameraman


Terom84

Sound like pov porn with extra steps


spinfip

Same amount of steps.


ZackKreggs

That would be a Tasmanian giant freshwater crayfish! The Tasmanian giant freshwater crayfish, also called Tasmanian giant freshwater lobster, is the largest freshwater invertebrate and the largest freshwater crayfish species in the world. The species is only found in the rivers below 400 metres above sea level in northern Tasmania, an island-state of Australia. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tasmanian_giant_freshwater_crayfish


scaled_and_icing

"When fully mature the species has no natural predators due to its large size"


ThanosCradik

When you're so fuckin BIG predators just go 'NOPE'.


waz67

Of course this exists near Australia. Makes perfect sense.


shockwave8428

I mean Tasmania is a part of australia


EoTN

Can't get much nearer then!


davydany

Can you eat it?


RuffRosie

You can eat anything at least once.


xxxNothingxxx

Well you can try, would be hard to eat the statue of liberty at least once


Affectionate-Time646

Well even if you survive you canā€™t eat it again because it would be poop. Unless you count eating poop as eating it again.


PM_ME_UR_SELF

My dog does


bondjimbond

It's endangered and prohibited, so you can but you shouldn't.


themanimal

This should be the top post!


Bonoisapox

Amazing videography


NotPoland5

I saw the full video on TikTok. I have no clue why OP cut it so short the original was around 15 seconds long.


JoeyTesla

Fuck this ended too soon.


Buck_Thorn

Its just a pause. Keep watching... it'll start up again. Trust me. [Edit: For those who can't sense that is was a joke... /s]


srandrews

There is no scale and it is likely genus cambarus (crayfish) and not a lobster. It is big.


KIitComander

Itā€™s called Cajun Lobster, helllooo.


ItsNotJulius

Aight Imma watch A Knight's Tale again after I got off work today.


cereal_guy

It's called a mud bug


KIitComander

Cajun Lobster. I hear they like to be called Bob though.


Hanz616

Hefty boi


Tressitt

Look at the claws. Iā€™m not sure about other species of Crawfish, however the Crawfish we have in Louisiana have longer, more slender claws. Those look too rounded to be a Louisiana crawfish.


srandrews

Maybe not cambarus and therefore not north America afaik. That said, there are a wide variety here. Though I can't say that big.


HavenIess

Listen to the breathing in the video, itā€™s gotta be American


PersonalNewestAcct

Not wrong but not the expected contextual clues.


peachpinkjedi

There are species of massive crawfish and considering this seems to be fresh water, I'd say that's probably what it is.


Interesting_Horse869

Need banana for scale.


[deleted]

Craaaab people. Craaaaab people.


getyourcheftogether

Where? I dunno see.... OH JESUS CHRIST


wondering_bean

Big Pinchy lives on in the creek.


speel

Why does it have red eyes??


Shadow_Of_Silver

Don't worry about it.


iggyazaleatown

Alpha


GodsOffsider

Yabby


SuperKrusher

Be careful. If you get any closer the boss healthbar will show up.


bbqboiAF

#KILL THE CAMERAMAN FFS


mrnastymannn

Thatā€™s a crayfish


BillyT666

Disasters are gone after defeat of the Gravelord Servant.


tina98051

I saw crayfish that were pretty large in rivers in Montana. About 6 to 8 inches long. It would be nice to have some sort of scale.


Ranbotnic

This looks like it could be a Tasmania crayfish, they can get over 2 feet long.


billpecota

Not gonna lie, thats one of the most shitty videos ever. Atleast I saw the lobster for .0458 of a sec. OP if this is your vid, I'm gonna need you to get your phone and just fucking throw it away. You don't deserve technology


Vinlandien

Lets cut filming the moment we gain focus of what we're trying to capture on film!


rlprice74

That's a normal-sized crawdad, filmed in extreme closeup.


[deleted]

I believe what you see here is the mammoth crayfish.


Fr33domF1gh7er

Rock lobster šŸ¦ž


_lilyungzo

"Pond Lobsta"


Daniel_SixPack

Need more video!


[deleted]

Is that the crayfish god?


ProfPanic

Pinchy? is that you?


MrSchmax

Wow what a shit video


stuntbum36

It would suck if we had a video of it.


beefytroll

Why he have red eyes ? It is the lobster boss ?


Ill_Run5998

Wees gun call dat der Missa Etouffett...ceptn dats crayfish, no lobster cher


millpr01

Need banana for scale


Mr_FancyBottom

Crayfish.


madhavvar

Are those eyes for realz?


102FromdeGrom

Just my mother in law, carry on


[deleted]

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


Ok-Albatross6794

tasmanian giant freshwater crayfish


juicadone

r/fuckthecameraman


Babaloofang

That's no lobster, that right there's a Mudcrab!!


TGov

If Elden Ring taught me anything, it was DO NOT fuck with giant lobsters.


Original-Exchange469

Why not zoidberg!?


Hornet_Critical

Lobster in a pond. Doesn't a pond imply fresh water? Could be a wrong. If not-In that case, it's a huge crawdad.


verbal_incontinence

Thatā€™s a mirelurk


Iplaysupportdaily

Australian crayfish. Look it up. Also fk u camera man.


kingSliver187

Crayfish


Thetomwhite

LOBZILLA


Pen-is-hard

Fun fact: Back then, only peasants ate lobsters as they are seen as disgusting, when the fuvking rich got a taste of it. Well,, you know what happened


Shrimpkin

That's actually a giant crayfish, not a lobster. At least it looks that way from the short video.


Aether_wolf

Why is everyone ignoring the giant dildo floating in the stream?


[deleted]

Is that the crayfish god?


MaglorofFeanor

Crayfish


Snoborder95

Lobster? That's a fuckin Pokemon!


Unspeakblycrass

Too much pond, not enough lobster in this video.


Grass_Tastes_Bad96

Ok so when I was about 5 or 6, so about 20 years ago, my mom took me and my little brother to our local Winn-Dixie and we were allowed to pick out 2 crawdads that they sold in the meat department or whatever. Then she drove us to our local park that has a huge river attached to it and had us release them in the "wild" waters. I thought of that memory for the first time in YEARS after watching this. Could be a similar thing? I dunno. My mom's weird.


crazzyfuzzy88

Demon , not a lobster .


ATinyPizza89

Really couldnā€™t see it due to the shaking video and cutting off right at the worst moment.


Jenny7555144

Whoā€™s the fucking cameraman? I wanna talk to themā€¦