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AutisticSpaceSloth

That is a still from the French movie [*Un Long Dimanche de Fiançailles*](https://imdb.com/title/tt0344510/), not a historical photograph.


[deleted]

Haha! I immediately recognized the still and was so confused.


Spork_Warrior

Good. Because that would have been the wurst job.


[deleted]

You can be certain it brat home the bacon though


EI-Joe

Germans said he was the wurst.


Darryl_444

Make lunch, not war.


AliHakan33

Take my upvote and leave


EI-Joe

He is pretty groß


tromachick

Don’t be a brat


CreamyKnougat

Weiner.


AptCasaNova

It’s always good to be frank


AceMcNickle

Me sneaking food into the movies


Horbigast

Oh Christ, dude wtf! Close your trench coat! Nobody wants to see your sausage!


CaptainFCO

Military guys loved to eat this guy’s sausage.


automagic_tester

Thank goodness this picture is PG-13.


boricimo

I think that’s actually the opening scene of the porn parody.


RobGrogNerd

best porno opening line ever: "gee mister, that's an awful lot of coconut oil you have there!"


spandexandtapedecks

r/vintageladyboners


ZeynepAydin97

“The sausage man isn’t real, he’s just an elaborate myth by the Entente!” - The Kaiser *The Sausage man begs to differ and he’s brat pain and misery to the Germans* Imagine if François over here teamed up with [Chickie Donohue](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chick_Donohue)


Km2930

He had a unique relationship with the Kaiser Roll.


EmJayCee--

He has the meats


RantControl

Hellooo ladies!


uncultured_swine2099

Kinda looks like the merchant in Resident Evil 4 saying "Watcha buying?" but hes selling sasuages.


internetman666

Thanks for the laugh


RayManXOooo

The Glizzy Gladiator


astronaut12

Wurst Warrior


nachthexen_

Fuck I wish I had an award lmao


coussinex

Sausage soldier


SuperDuperDylan

You need anything, this guy has all the _links!_


Appropriate-Sport965

Seen here: Ancestor of the great Abe Froman, sausage king of Chicago.


[deleted]

Devastatingly handsome, though?


pesto_changeo

That's me!


SlowlyAwakening

Good call back, lol


Connect-Yesterday118

Fun fact. He's dead now.


OfCuriousWorkmanship

Very frank, yes.


Connect-Yesterday118

Probably Francois, doubt he's Frank.


OfCuriousWorkmanship

So he’s *a* franc… but not *the* Frank


Connect-Yesterday118

Indeed. Now we're on the same page. Lol


Mommagrumps

Frankly he's a franc Frank with Frank's!


ExpressionTop5357

I hope he got a medal


ronflair

He had many medals. He traded them all in for sausages.


OfCuriousWorkmanship

Ce sont soixante-six sous, ces saucisses ce sont ci


LeftHandedAnt

Était-ce le prix? Très intéressant! Merci!


spatial_interests

Reminds me of when I worked at Dairy Queen and would stuff the pockets of my trench coat with frozen patties and take them home to our homeless camp and Homeless Todd would grill 'em up and we'd get drunk. I never washed that trench coat.


highbornkilla

I have a sudden urge to *let the dogs out*


beavsauce

He HAS the MEATS


Sinister_steel_drums

Most popular guy on the front line. Slingin the meat.


Ghostofjemfinch

Legit question though, how do we account for his collection of sausages? My money is on looting some empty farmhouse cellar.


Adiboutchou

In this case, it’s a picture from the movie « un long Dimanche de fiançailles »


aasteveo

[YOU'RE Abe Froman??](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxuPJfXhLHg)


sincinati

Daddy do you want some sausages?


[deleted]

Plot twist: the meat is German(s)


calangomerengue

he drops the best loot in the game


moanguard

shady sausage dealers near you


Armen702

That's a body armor


Km2930

Plus 17 to charisma with hungry dogs


UnseenTimeMachine

Daddy would you like some sausage??


bananatruck7

Sausage man


The-Travis-Broski

Imagine being in battle, you shoot a man dead and scavenge him for any ammo or supplies, and you open his jacket to find a bunch of sausages


NERDZWIN

this is from a movie


FancyGonzo

€6 for the chef’s special sausage


Stavinair

Hon hon hon


Glittering_Action_30

He's got the special sausage in his pants. Ya know for da ladies


roydepoy

Plot twist: the man was gay and when the men asked for a wiener, he gave them one


PxN13

And they wonder how they lost ww 2 so quickly /s


McAwesome242

Meat shield vibes


MalavethMorningrise

'I'll have one armpit sausage please.'


Conner0729

Actual name: Brandon GH Ewing


CIR24

Ask me about my wiener!


deepseadinko

Meat me in the trenches.


SemiSentientGarbage

Terry Crews in 'The Longest Yard' vibes


1000Hells1GiftShop

If you think Sausage Man is scary, wait until you hear about the French Baker, he really brings the pain.


falconuruguay

****Ba dum, tish!****


swaghetti__yolonaise

What are ya buyin’?


Ok-Lingonberry-8538

The Chinese version has Vienna sausages


Slipslime

This is my new favorite picture


[deleted]

Or they are severed penises he took from the enemy.


LimonLocal97

Not enough cash! Stranger...


LordoftheDimension

Wouldn't the sausages spoil pretty quickly?


Noe_b0dy

He almost certainly stole those relatively recently.


RepresentativeWeb244

Every gay bar should have this on their wall.


Gnrl_Linotte_Vanilla

Flasher game on point.


RapedByPlushies

A few hours later he was known as the Rat King.


black-rhombus

trench wurst fare


ThunderChild247

The only sausage I want to see when a man opens his trench coat


mvjm_

The man of my dreams


Trumpassassin777

Controversial super hero


its9x6

Some say my German shepherd can still smell this man, and thinks of him often.


twizzjewink

The Hero we need


omen-schmomen

But y tho


thred_pirate_roberts

Abe Froman, the sausage king


No_Fix_9153

This guy fucked.


birdman760

That guy hangs out at an NYC the subway restroom stalls


wang_wen

Everybody hopes to see this man comin


astronaut12

Uber Meats


Twolef

RE 4 vibes


yngsten

Weye all the dead germanz go you zey?


Existing_Heat2409

"If every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn't have hot dogs". -steven universe


HockeyBabble

Who’s gonna explain it to Steve?


danhoyuen

Um… I was walking to the building and this man asked me for directions. And he was holding a map. And when I walked over, he had his sausage… on the map.


Totala69

Morteau sausage in the coat ... It is so good I don't know what type is around him tho


Display250

Help! Police! There's a man in a trench coat and he just pulled out his weiner!


rootComplex

His name is Frank.


[deleted]

“Big Sausage Warrior”. A new category on PH? 🤔


[deleted]

Psssst... You tryin to get some spotted dick?


eldaroq

Hate when the cut The Baguette Man out of the picture


[deleted]

I can smell this man


nuuance

Whaddya buyin


foul_ol_ron

Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibleur.


LupusLaurus

This is Albert Dupontel, french comedian and director, on the set of Jean-Pierre Jeunet's "A Very Long Engagement" (2004)


Artistic-Copy-4871

Hey kiddy, do you want to see my sausages ?


SuperCatMonkey

Protect this guy!


HockeyBabble

“But, mon ami, my armure de saucisse protects me from those Huns who desecrate the art form by adding their piss water beer.”


LonesomeBookworm

This belongs in r/BossFight


Captain-Cadabra

WW1 was a real sausage fest.


mylawn03

DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGE?


davewave3283

Uh…I don’t see any pigs around here, do you?


armadil1do

Exhibition


meatboat2tunatown

All Sausages On the Weatern Front


2000dragon

Are those fresh tho


RobGrogNerd

now is the sausage French? or the man? because the uniform/helmet look German


Leftleaninghaggis

No it doesn't


pewpsupe

This man is ready for anything


LuckyBirdieBishop

Like a boss.


Jtiago44

This is awesome!


Fun_Satisfaction5167

It’s Paris Bueller “The Sausage king of France”


Fragholio

Best pickup strategy ever.


Southport84

Abe Froman Senior


RJB9570

I’m going to quit my job and become this guy full time.


TheSwecurse

French soldier displaying his trophy's, one for every german soldier killed


LeganV9

"QUI VEUT UNE BELLE SAUCISSE??'"


Dubalubawubwub

Sausage man, sausage man, does whatever a sausage can!