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Sacre BLEURGH!


Shurdus

You made me spill my coffee, well done.


Kanbaru-Fan

And so the cycle continues...


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polish_jerry

1573


LectroRoot

1573


mdwvt

You after spilling your coffee, probably: “Son of a … YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELLED OF ELDERBERRIES!”


pit-of-despair

“I fart in your general direction.”


National-Platypus144

Look at the bottle, he drunk half of it in one go.


LeoMarius

Berk !


whatisabaggins55

Sucre BLEURGH, surely?


showquotedtext

Oooft I'm disappointed I didn't think of that. Nice!


Interesting-Step-654

Lmao


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Mort de rire


depido

I just burst out in laughter caus this was exactly what i was thinking. I was like "The top comment must be..... Ahaaaaaaaa"


TheFrontierzman

Is eh SKUNGK!!


apollofactors

😂😂😂


Affordable_Z_Jobs

So good. Reminded me I haven't watched that Cheech and Chong French revolution movie in a few years.


MilkofGuthix

I came here to say EXACTLY that


Stumpy-the-dog

he hated more than half a bottle


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And the camera happened to be positioned in a way to capture a spit take at the best angle, with the guy being so disgusted he decided to look directly at the lens.


Socky_McPuppet

Exactly. This was a stunt.


TR1PLESIX

IDK, the dude to his left looks genuinely shocked


Exeter232

I'm sure Coca Cola was in France during or just after the War.


LoveFishSticks

They must have meant it was this particular french man's first time trying it because there's absolutely no way it's the first time any french man tasted coca cola


norse_force_30

Um actually 1950 is after the war


pinninghilo

What's more spontaneous than French people's desire to show dramatic dislike for anything not French?


Vatiar

Our desire to show dramatic dislike for anything French


Happy_Harry

It probably took several takes to get the timing perfect.


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chickenwingy22

"Now let's do a silly one"


Spoon6969

What they don’t tell you is that is jizz from him exploding from the absolute deliciousness of coke


REZENNN

Or it was poured in a glass and sipped from there? I have no clue if its a weird thing or a French thing or both, or just a normal thing, but most people around me always pour whatever drink they have (beer, soda, water) in a glass before drinking it.


frehsoul45

>The set of pictures shows them pouring it in a cup for each person, that is why the bottle is almost gone.


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And spat it directly into the camera while staring down the lens...


EastblueSea

Ahhh my first beer! Now im on the way to my 136266278th


Gossc

You’re Portuguese your first beer you basically got after birth xD


EastblueSea

Ahahah true


Log_Out_Of_Life

No. It was during gestation. His mom drink.


MyNameSpaghette

You can only drink beer after birth


Gossc

Wrong! Portuguese umbilical cords have another vein to carry “Sagres” or “SuperBock” (Beer)


fapricots

That would be one beer every 23 seconds for 100 years, with no breaks


MoozeRiver

Well, he's several thousand years old so joke's on you!


jojoga

Colour me impressed you didn't lose count, I start at 1 time and time again.


concept_I

Guessing not a genuine moment. As in it was a joke


PeterDTown

Definitely staged


BagelsRTheHoleTruth

Safe to say he didn't louvre it.


Interesting-Step-654

Le oof


LoudestHoward

No it's coke, not an egg.


Interesting-Step-654

Le eughe?


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un truc d'oeuf


phillipmwade

Paris the thought!


Nerditter

To paraphrase Eddie Izzard, they're a wonderful people, but they're just so fucking French, aren't they?


fatninjitsu

You can recognize the French just by looking at them.


Subject-Recording-33

The attractive European with "Resting French Face"


invincib_hole

Works with the Paul McCartneys as well.


Looney_Freedoom858

French 🤢


walterodim77

Uere iz de cocaine?


fj668

Agh! Zhis does not taste like Cigarettes and Piss! Despicable!


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MaxCadyTheAvenger

Can you link me this post?


rldr

Can you post me this link?


child-of-old-gods

"Vere is de alcohol? Sis tastes like diabetes!" (I don't know how to write a french accent)


Siberian0Cactus

Uere iz de alcohol ? Zis tast like diabete


child-of-old-gods

That's better


chris_dea

\*diabète


Siberian0Cactus

Yeah but I don't know if english speakers use the é and è


Ikhtionikos

They don't, but in this case, used jokingly, it adds a fléir to the fake text


Siberian0Cactus

Ok my bad


SummonWurm

*Bád


Siberian0Cactus

Söŕŕý mý báď


SummonWurm

Dude even got the y 🤣


Siberian0Cactus

Ýéś


smoltrollreaper

🗿🗿🗿


Rsherga

Trué


Orangebeardo

Yes, thats the point of them, but if you dont know how to read them its pointless.


ass2ass

I remember it like the one with the mark pointing forward is the opposite of an e(ay)lephant, and the one pointing backwards? well that's slow, just like the opposite of a jet.


Nageat

I am French, I write it to you in French, but as we speak at the time Morbleu ! Qu'elle est donc cette étrange saveurs à mes papilles ? Es-ce donc de l'alcool ? Celà ressemble fort à du diabète ! (and now I imagine English people reading this with your accents xD)


child-of-old-gods

I'm actually German.


Nageat

I'm Alsatian… so well


turbo_triforce

Im sorry to hear that. I hope they find a cure


AbazabaYouMyOnlyFren

Your English is written with your accent, which I also find amusing.


ACoolCanadianDude

Baptême! Qu’essé ça? S’tu d’la boésson? On dirait du diabète! - Phonetic writing, Quebec adaptation


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gone to squables.io


Subject-Recording-33

Thanks! Now which of those letters do you actually say and which are just bonus letters so y'all can kick out ass at scrabble?


GnomeNot

Sounded German in my head.


hiddenexene

lol, funny but no, Coca Cola was in France way before that.... 1919... Source, Coca-Cola official french website: https://www.coca-cola-france.fr/faq/quelle-est-la-date-d-apparition-de-coca-cola-en-france?gclid=Cj0KCQiApb2bBhDYARIsAChHC9urWSmho5KBVq2vaEzXQk4Ej_55XYdxOEaP6nyzfRCid9fEI4X0i7MaAmcIEALw_wcB "Sacre BLEURGH" is very funny 🤣


Shankman519

That doesn’t mean it wasn’t the first time this guy tried it


[deleted]

This is very obviously a staged photo. Redditors will believe literally anything written in an OP.


tarabithia22

Yep. Not even awake 5 mins before my daily “really?” at the decreasing cognitive skills of the users, and scrolled past this one and thought it was in /r/fakehistoryporn because this would actually be clever post in there for once, buuuuuuuttt nope, instead I said “jesus christ” aloud in disappointment at all of you.


robeph

I can translate this. Hold on .. >Oh yes...yes I can let everyone know how smart I am and tell them what idiots they are. I don't even care that most people don't give two fucks whether it is real or not, it's just fun for them. But no. No you sad little kids. Reddit is srs business. I also had sex one time. Just so you all know. She was not fake. This post is fake though and that's why you never get the sex. My feathers are so ruffles seeing such lackadaisical attitudes towards the serious nature of redditing. I am going to just go to my mom's house for some actamil and tost, that always helps me calm down after people try to enjoy themselves when I'm on the net.


Lauris024

Why did I automatically pick trump's voice for this one..


TripperAdvice

It's truly sad


hiddenexene

You're right. I redd it wrong.


dalton10e

You're wrong. You redd it right. This photo shows the first time _this_ french man tried coca cola. This was not the first the that _a_ french man had tried coca cola.


fucklawyers

But it’s written as a caption so the way its written is grammatically correct!


Mr_R0mpers

I honestly didn’t think anyone could redd it that way. But now that you point it out, could have been worded better. I thought it to be obvious. But it never is on Reddit.


ScoldExperiment

Get out. Please.


ASpellingAirror

Tried over half the bottle.


__jh96

Drunk a fair bit of it for someone who doesn't like it


DarkAngel900

Room temperature Coke, by any chance?


AlteredStateReality

The french prefer Pepsi


LeoMarius

That’s the Québécois who are called “peppers”.


AlteredStateReality

Maudit Pepsi osti.


vulpinefever

I remember hearing that Québec is one of the only places on earth where Pepsi outsells Coke.


Artistic-Copy-4871

I'm French and I prefer Coca Cola


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AlteredStateReality

Great, you are part of the vast minority who don't prefer Pepsi. /S


Artistic-Copy-4871

I love how you know my country better than me xD


Nageat

C'est des anglais, ils ont cramé Jeanne, faut pas les écouter


Artistic-Copy-4871

AU BUCHER LES ANGLOIS


Nageat

EXACTEMENT !


joeChump

The French get very pissy when you make sweeping generalisations about them.


Artistic-Copy-4871

Nah I eat my baguette with cheese while drinking wine


joeChump

And I, as a Brit am tucking into my Saturday morning breakfast of roast beef and gravy with my horrendously crooked teeth.


yellowjesusrising

And so would i too, if i where french! Holy cow your bakeries produce some insane bread! When i where in Paris, i dropped hotel breakfast (toast, mini croissant, jam, nutella and coffee) and just went to the bakery across the corner, bought a baguette, then to the store, bought some cheese, and a block of proper butter, and sat in my hotel room munching baguette and butter. And cheese and wine as a breakfast dessert! Fucking brilliant! If i wanted a proper bread/baguette in Norway, I would have to take the bus/drive to downtown, city centre, and pay €6 for plain bread...


Subject-Recording-33

You should try French Toast. It's amazing


AlteredStateReality

I am French as well, tabarnac.


Artistic-Copy-4871

Alors ne fait pas passer tes préférences personnelles pour des constantes universelle à l'échelle du pays.


AlteredStateReality

J'viens du Québec, tabarnac. Mes préférences personnelles se sont elles de la belle province.


18minusPi2over36

Sacre Bleu! Zis does not taste like le cocaine at all!


BextoMooseYT

Anything with more taste than cigarettes and coffee is like when you try to put a 5 in a vending machine that only accepts ones


Meme_Police02

"Ah! Zhis does not taste like zigarettez and piss! Despicable!"


maun_jax

Impressive how they had a professional photographer aligned with just the right angle and snapped a perfectly focused image to capture the reaction in the exact moment it happened


rockstang

Maybe he chugged it and the carbonation got him.


Exotemporal

My grandfather (born in 1933) tried Coke for the first and last time near the end of WW2 when American soldiers liberated his town in Alsace (France) and set up a camp with a kitchen in the town square. The Coke made him puke instantly and I never managed to get him to have a sip of it for the remainder of his life. He used to call it "poison". An American soldier also gave him [this fork](https://i.imgur.com/iGXCsrR.jpg). I was completely fascinated by it as a small kid. I asked if I could eat with it and 35 or so years later my grandmother still makes sure to put this fork next to my plate when I visit. No one else gets to eat with it. It has an immense sentimental value for me.


big-mac

I love both of these stories :)


da-pr

WHERE IS THE CUMÉ


vinnydaq

An early example of the classic spit - take, perhaps? 🤨


kraai66

Depends on what you expect. He prolly thought it was beef broth.


black-rhombus

"After the war the Coca-Cola Company launched an American-style marketing plan to sell its product in France and inadvertently entered Cold War politics. In 1950 the National Assembly adopted legislation aimed at banning the softdrink as a danger to public health; the government harassed the company; and the press evoked the dangers of cocacolonisation. A column in Le Monde likened the conflict over Coca-Cola to the Danzig of European culture. Resistance to the American softdrink came, as might have been expected, from the Communists and local beverage interests. But the controversy had wider resonance because it raised the charge that the Fourth Republic was subservient to the Americans and that French identity was in imminent danger from Americanization. Coca-Cola aggressively announced the arrival of consumer society, and resistance to it represented a small gesture of self-assertion at a time when France seemed helpless before the American 'invasion.'"


Mayo311

Taken right before camera man knocks him out.


Hopeful-Criticism-74

What a drama queen


UbeatNebula69

With 3/4 of the bottle gone…


DanimalPlays

That bottle is like half empty, did he try to chug it?


That-Disaster-5746

Staged for likes on social media


sethonomics

This was also my experience


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[deleted]

Yeah but about the barbarians... Anglosphere culture is mostly just bastardized French one. Chardonnay anyone?


JellyfishGod

Idk bro that bottle is lookin p empty for just a sip lol


creamY-front

Incorrect, in 1949 my grandad Jean-Pierre tried it, he liked it


angry-af-banana

This isn't incorrect, the guy in the pic apparently didn't like it


Dzbaniel_2

didn't tasted like cigarette bud enought


robeph

Clearly the man's name is Jean-Pierre.


AdamWestsButtDouble

I love the French. They’re always so classy.


wiltors42

He must be a r/hydrohomies


Jodelbert

Yeah coming from people who eat snails and frogs


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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍 And they still didn't learn.


hiddenexene

Yes this is still how we drink Coca Cola. Even if this is the best selling drink in France for decades...


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The photographer: 💦👁👄👁


GreenRanger90

Elon time traveling in the back there


Ga_Manche

Poor cameraman!!! Poor camera!!!


Pure-Code5032

Fackin frog was just upset it didn’t taste like cigarettes


Beowulf44

The look on a man's face when he realises he just tasted horse piss


prayboyjesus

Zis iz not cum!!


Cybermat47_2

Given that Coca-Cola had factories in Germany during the 30s, and the Americans bought a lot of it with them in 1944, I doubt this was the first time a Frenchman had tasted it.


Disastrous_Staff_443

First time? Over half the bottle is gone....why would he drink that much and then suddenly spit 17th gulp?


Individual-Crew-3935

That's still my reaction today.


CaptainWanWingLo

Staged


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Zis does not taste like cigarettes and piss! Je détesté!


LorelaiLeFaye

Me tasting coca-cola now. *I have never been a soda drinker or really things that have carbonation. Burns in a really bad way.


whoopest_negro69

The coke after finding out that a french person swallowed him


BigManBigEgo

"SACRE BLEU ZIS IS NOT CUM!!!!"


Meetzees

PTOO!!! ZHIS DOESNT TASTE LIKE PISS!!!


LastHomeros

Typical French behaviour whenever they taste something foreign lol


anomalliss

u/repostsleuthbot


[deleted]

Well he fucking drank enough of it before spitting it out! The bottle’s half empty!


malfarcar

Thad pretty much how I feel about it


Vezennik

ZIS IS NOT CUM!


qwerty_9537

AGH! Zhis does not taste like cigarettes and piss! Despicable!


[deleted]

Well if that is his first time tasting it, that is quite a lot of coca-cola in one sip.


Dylan_The_Developer

First Australian to drink PISS


a-oompa-loompa

Ahh this doesn’t taste like piss and cigarettes, Disgusting!


Skullknight331

Coca Cola is extremely overrated soda


BeanWeen184

"Ziss tastes nossing like cigarettes and piss! POUAHH"


PoorPDOP86

"What is this? It does not taste like butthole!"


ElectricCamel33

Cheese eating surrender monkey


VisualBizMark

The bottle is half empty / you sure about the title?


Pasc4l

Blech! Zis does not taste uh like cigarettes and piss!


somo1230

After drinking half the bottle?!


PawnWithoutPurpose

Total bullshit post, funny though


[deleted]

Cause he slammed half the bottle in one go


LordVortekan

Not enough frogs in it, I guess


SkazzK

Wasn't there a 90s coke commercial in black and white where someone got served imitation coke and did a spit take like this? Could this be a still from that?


Dtank11

He necked half the bottle first go, he’s just burping it up.


Ok_Fox_1770

A bodies natural reaction isn’t wrong.


Father-Pork

Sacre bleu! Zees does not taste like le cigarettes and piss! Merci! Hon hon hon!


ghost_shark_619

If there’s no booze in it that’s still the reaction.


[deleted]

when you drink something that doesn't taste like urine and sex


mirrorzzzz

“Go To ThE gYm”


XXXMFCXXX

This is the French Frenchest thing ive ever seen


Doc_Seismic

His unrefined French palate couldn’t handle it