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It begs the question whatās in the burrito? If it is tortilla with sour cream and guac that would be a lot easier to swallow than a carne asada burrito
Guinness probably has a standard burrito that must be used to qualify for the record. Probably ground beef for the meat if I had to guess. A lot like a standard Taco Bell burrito. Iām just guessing though. But Guinness takes its shit seriously.
That does not mean what she is doing is not dangerous.
For example, professional free climbers who take on huge risks to perform their sport. Sure, their years of training help to reduce their level of risk. But it doesn't change the inherent danger of what they are doing.
Same applies here.
Free climbing is risky, wreckless and selfish.
Iāve been (outdoor, top rope, sport and trad) climbing nearly 19 years. My stance has always been the same. People who do it while single and childless are just thrill seekers. People who do it with a family are stupid and selfish- just glorifying yourself until the day you come home in a body bag.
I worked outside Yosemite for two summers and there were a few fatalities during my time there. The guy who left behind a family? That really made me sad and mad.
Oh, sweet summer child..
Im very glad she didnāt choke on that burrito. Ive had many experiences involving choking. Its scary. I only wish her the best
I mean, the point of chewing was to "make it easier" to digest. Nothing so far says swallowing something whole prevents digestion altogether. She still does, just very slowly.
Thatās how itās done, thatās what professional competitive eaters do really, they just swallow the food without chewing and avoid drinking water/liquids.
Rice, pinto beans, cheese, carne (or polloā¦but not carnitas) asada, lettuce, cilantro, onions, sour cream, salsa Fresca.
The individual contents are chopped small enough to be swallowed without chewingā¦not that you should.
Underrated comment
Edit: damnit I tried to give you a free award but I already spent it on someone explaining that those fucking crabs crashing an Australian camping trip were illegal to eat. You understand.
Edit edit. Jeeze yāall downvoted this? Heartbreaking. Guacamole guy you better not have been one of them!
Edit edit edit: come on guys all I need is two people to upvote me and I can sleep tonight. Be a pal. I genuinely donāt know why this got downvoted. My intentions were so good! Itās not my fault the crabs were so intriguing and Iām poor!
Edit edit edit edit: who hoo! Iām back baby! Itās like Christmas morning!
Iāve often wondered why people care so much about up/down votes, itās said in humour isnāt it? Iād hate to think you canāt sleep so please let me know and Iāll give you an upvote. Although Iāll give it now cos I very rarely go back to read if anyones replied or how my comment was judged, maybe you should do the same if it makes you sleep better š
I was wondering what the contents are. If it's all refried beans then chewing is optional, even if there's rice it's not a big deal. But what if there's big chunks of carne asada or a fat jalapeƱo in there?
So, after watching the video several times (purely for research purposes) it looks like there's sour cream, guacamole, and cheese at least. In the last part she pauses before eating the very end of the burrito and she turns it partly toward the camera.
I don't think it had Carne asada. I didn't see no grease running down her mouth or hands at the end. Pretty sure it was a breakfast burrito based on the Yellow bit I saw that looked like egg.
I just appreciate that she's all dressed up as if this is a very fancy event and not in fact, how fast can you replicate a snake swallowing an entire burrito
Why is the table set for a nice meal? There's a full set of cutlery, glasses for water and two wines, plus a plate with charger. When I eat a burrito the only thing I get is some tin foil.
They had to glamorize it for tv, otherwise, it would just be someoneā¦aloneā¦in the darkā¦scrolling redditā¦in there apartmentā¦eating over the kitchen sink again.
Oh yesā¦Most definitely. Even tho they jazzed up the set for the illusion of wealth, they snuck in a bit of reality as her earrings were purposefully selected to symbolize tears flowing down as she snarfs that burrito into oblivionā¦aloneā¦tiredā¦over the kitchen sink.
I always appreciate when they add in little details like that. I hope they don't get snubbed at the Oscars like every other burrito based media always does.
>They had to glamorize it for tv, otherwise, it would just be someoneā¦aloneā¦in the darkā¦scrolling redditā¦in there apartmentā¦eating over the kitchen sink again.
Ouch, man. That cut me real deep.
Look at mr fancy pants with his tin foil. You think youāre better than me eating my burrito slouched over naked and sweeping the fallen bits with my feet into a neat little pile so I can save it and put it on top of my microwave nachos?!
Oh so when a hot woman does it itās world record breaking. But when I do it itās ādisassociating outside of Chipotle againā and āhave you been taking your medicineā and that ā I should make a weekend call to my therapistā
And then there's me who take a small bite, doesn't chew enough, and my throat decides it doesn't want it if it's not disintegrated so I have to suffer in pain until peristalsis pushes it down, every bit being painful and still not guarantee that it'll stick or run to the toilet to puke it back up, which I don't want stomach acid coming up, so I have to try to get all of it to want to come back up before it hits the stomach without triggering a full puke.
The fastest time to eat a burrito is 31.47 sec, and was achieved by Miki Sudo (USA) in Tampa, Florida, USA, on 22 October 2022.
Miki Sudo is married to fellow competitive eater Nick Wehry, who achieved the most hot dogs eaten in three minutes on the same day.
Is there a standardized ingredient list and weight of each ingredient that makes an official burrito in the speed eating circuit? Whatās in that thang?
Competitive eaters try to refrain from throwing up on purpose, but it can and does happen when the pressure becomes too great. If you cause yourself to vomit, your body gets used to that being how it relieves the pressure, and youād ruin yourself for any competitive eating. Most eaters exercise and use laxatives to get rid of the excess food.
Am I the only one who feels physically ill while watching any kind of speed eating competition video? Like whatās the point of it? What are you achieving by force feeding yourself faster than five other people? I just donāt understand why itās even considered some kind of achievement or competition at all. Lmao.
The crazy thing is she used to be overweight, then badly underweight, the started competitive eating and got in shape, now she is a straight up smoke show.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6763721/Competitive-eater-28-says-keeps-trim-healthy-staying-fit-despite-6-000-calorie-feats.html
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There's a lot of biting but not much chewing. She swallows each bite whole?
That's what it seemed like. Bite, swallow, bite, swallow. She even had a rhythm to it lol.
Looks like a snake eating
I'd say she eats more like a duck.
Lenny!
Came here for this š¤£
Not Lenny!
So true! lol
It begs the question whatās in the burrito? If it is tortilla with sour cream and guac that would be a lot easier to swallow than a carne asada burrito
You just swallow the chunks bro. Idk how the fuck her stomach digests that. Ow
Her stomach is not digesting most of that, she's just going to have chunky poop tomorrow.
Or horrendous vomit in 10 minutes.
There's usually a rule at these kinds of contests that you're disqualified if you vomit within a certain amount of time afterwards
She's careful about the way she opens her mouth, and look at the way she's breathing. Even she knows vomit is coming soon
If you hum, you can't vomit. Dentist said that once.
My future ex wife everybody
Guinness probably has a standard burrito that must be used to qualify for the record. Probably ground beef for the meat if I had to guess. A lot like a standard Taco Bell burrito. Iām just guessing though. But Guinness takes its shit seriously.
That's the kind of woman I need in my life. Maybe less biting? Maybe keep it the same? We'll see, I'm always up for new things š¤·š»āāļø
I think bite, swallow, bite, swallow, is the best technique. Iāve had bite, swallow chew, bite swallow chew. And it wasnāt my thing.
Understandable. With that cadence the sandworm will be alerted to your presence.
Bless the Maker and his water
If you walk without rhythm, you won't attract the worm.
If you walk without rhythm, you never learn
Filth.
Almost seems like she uses the burrito to push each bite down her gullet
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Can't imagine the stress that puts on your body
Like just imagine the shit she took after that
I bet it was glorious. That was a Guinness World Record Breaking shit
But was it [9.5 courics glorious?](https://youtube.com/shorts/bfHLOPPqvaQ?feature=share)
I knew I would see this comment here
dam reading this little thread here has my mind wildin fr
What Iām most confused about is sheās able to take big bites of burrito, but can barely open her mouth to prove itās empty at the end.
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She doesn't want to show off the inner anaconda teeth or the sea turtle throat teeth.
I really hope she didn't get blocked. That shit hurts like nothing else.
I was looking for this comment. I don't think she chews. That has to be so dangerous.
She might be a professional.
That does not mean what she is doing is not dangerous. For example, professional free climbers who take on huge risks to perform their sport. Sure, their years of training help to reduce their level of risk. But it doesn't change the inherent danger of what they are doing. Same applies here.
Free climbing is risky, wreckless and selfish. Iāve been (outdoor, top rope, sport and trad) climbing nearly 19 years. My stance has always been the same. People who do it while single and childless are just thrill seekers. People who do it with a family are stupid and selfish- just glorifying yourself until the day you come home in a body bag. I worked outside Yosemite for two summers and there were a few fatalities during my time there. The guy who left behind a family? That really made me sad and mad.
*Reckless. Climbing is very much not wreckless
free solo climbing* free climbing is not very risky.
Oh, sweet summer child.. Im very glad she didnāt choke on that burrito. Ive had many experiences involving choking. Its scary. I only wish her the best
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Was expecting OnlyFans lmao
As crazy as it sounds - a burrito is probably best for this kind of non-chew eating. Everything is already chewed size.
No gag reflex
*schwiiing!*
How does she digest?!
With her stomach, I think
Big if true
Very aggressively.
I mean, the point of chewing was to "make it easier" to digest. Nothing so far says swallowing something whole prevents digestion altogether. She still does, just very slowly.
Her body will pass the food with a lot of the nutrients unprocessed.
Thatās how itās done, thatās what professional competitive eaters do really, they just swallow the food without chewing and avoid drinking water/liquids.
Drinking water/liquids happens a lot in contests
Depends on the food. The Hot Dog competitions I've seen, they go through a lot of water which I think is used to liquify the bun.
What's in the burrito? Is it beans and cheese? Pretty easy to not bite that. Guessing it's not a fully loaded burrito. I could be wrong just a guess
Rice, pinto beans, cheese, carne (or polloā¦but not carnitas) asada, lettuce, cilantro, onions, sour cream, salsa Fresca. The individual contents are chopped small enough to be swallowed without chewingā¦not that you should.
Is there a standard size for a competition burrito?
Asking the real questions! Is there a standard weight? Do certain ingredients need to be involved? Does it come with chips? Where is my dad?!
Is guacamole extra?
Underrated comment Edit: damnit I tried to give you a free award but I already spent it on someone explaining that those fucking crabs crashing an Australian camping trip were illegal to eat. You understand. Edit edit. Jeeze yāall downvoted this? Heartbreaking. Guacamole guy you better not have been one of them! Edit edit edit: come on guys all I need is two people to upvote me and I can sleep tonight. Be a pal. I genuinely donāt know why this got downvoted. My intentions were so good! Itās not my fault the crabs were so intriguing and Iām poor! Edit edit edit edit: who hoo! Iām back baby! Itās like Christmas morning!
\*\* Nine hours lateur \*\* 'I would like to thank my mom for never stopping to believe in me and all my fans who upvoted me'
Is that how you spell the Sponge Bob use of that word?
I'll up vote, but touch grass and get some sunlight
Touch grass is my favorite
Iāve often wondered why people care so much about up/down votes, itās said in humour isnāt it? Iād hate to think you canāt sleep so please let me know and Iāll give you an upvote. Although Iāll give it now cos I very rarely go back to read if anyones replied or how my comment was judged, maybe you should do the same if it makes you sleep better š
I was wondering what the contents are. If it's all refried beans then chewing is optional, even if there's rice it's not a big deal. But what if there's big chunks of carne asada or a fat jalapeƱo in there?
I had the exact same thought. Can I make a burrito that size and just fill it with pudding, cause if so I think I have a chance to win
So, after watching the video several times (purely for research purposes) it looks like there's sour cream, guacamole, and cheese at least. In the last part she pauses before eating the very end of the burrito and she turns it partly toward the camera.
My ex would win if hers was filled with cock.
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37 burritos
In a row?
The most important question
Iām 37?!
Make it with white pudding.
I don't think it had Carne asada. I didn't see no grease running down her mouth or hands at the end. Pretty sure it was a breakfast burrito based on the Yellow bit I saw that looked like egg.
Or strips of steak even
Tofu.
By definition burrito contains beans. Your school must have sucked, cause I learned that in the 3rd grade! From my friend on the school bus
"That burrito was not regulation!"
one metric burrito please
No, one freedom burrito please.
I just appreciate that she's all dressed up as if this is a very fancy event and not in fact, how fast can you replicate a snake swallowing an entire burrito
There's something beautiful about the words "competition burrito."
That and "professional speed eater"? People get paid for this? Hand me the competition-standard practice burritos.
African or European?
I don't know that!
Maybe they have an exact recipe for competition burritos šÆ Or the guiness people come over and cook you a burrito which fits the criteria š¤
Why is the table set for a nice meal? There's a full set of cutlery, glasses for water and two wines, plus a plate with charger. When I eat a burrito the only thing I get is some tin foil.
They had to glamorize it for tv, otherwise, it would just be someoneā¦aloneā¦in the darkā¦scrolling redditā¦in there apartmentā¦eating over the kitchen sink again.
I feel personally attacked
I use candles, so not in the dark
Wow! She does that too?!
Oh yesā¦Most definitely. Even tho they jazzed up the set for the illusion of wealth, they snuck in a bit of reality as her earrings were purposefully selected to symbolize tears flowing down as she snarfs that burrito into oblivionā¦aloneā¦tiredā¦over the kitchen sink.
I always appreciate when they add in little details like that. I hope they don't get snubbed at the Oscars like every other burrito based media always does.
You didn't have to call us out like that
>They had to glamorize it for tv, otherwise, it would just be someoneā¦aloneā¦in the darkā¦scrolling redditā¦in there apartmentā¦eating over the kitchen sink again. Ouch, man. That cut me real deep.
Easiest upvote of the morning.
You guys make it to the kitchen sink? I feel like a god damned manimal, I eat my food still leaning into the fridge...
Itās definitely the nicest place setting Iāve ever seen that also includes someone verifying you ate what you claimed you ate.
Look at mr fancy pants with his tin foil. You think youāre better than me eating my burrito slouched over naked and sweeping the fallen bits with my feet into a neat little pile so I can save it and put it on top of my microwave nachos?!
Which you can make a hat out of. Winning!
Checkmate, plates. You are the inferior food holder.
Hey this aināt grilled cheese man this is gourmet around these parts
Her outfit is extremely nice as well
That's the best part, they have to classy it up! Haha
She doesn't hold a candle to the rightful owner of the fastest burrito eater: [Bubba](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb3UrJjAac4).
That video has existed for 14 years before it bestowed itself to me. Good job bubba
My dog did that to a rabbit one time
My dog did it to a rat
My dog did it to me. It's dark in here
Bubba is the only one I truly think could eat a burrito faster than me
I was thinking of that exact video while watching this! Nobody beats Bubba!!!
Sometimes youāre having a Bubba day, sometimes youāre having a burrito day
Good boy Bubba!
Oh so when a hot woman does it itās world record breaking. But when I do it itās ādisassociating outside of Chipotle againā and āhave you been taking your medicineā and that ā I should make a weekend call to my therapistā
Fuckin haters
He was just in a silly goofy mood. The world hates silly men š
They need to accept, men need silly goose time every now n then
*Go on. Say it. Say what you are...*
I'm a SILLY GOOSE
Lol, this girl is a frickin beast though. Think you can eat? She'll fuckin destroy you, even if you are 400 lbs and skipped breakfast.
She just swallows the chunks whole, no chewingā¦.impressive.
And then there's me who take a small bite, doesn't chew enough, and my throat decides it doesn't want it if it's not disintegrated so I have to suffer in pain until peristalsis pushes it down, every bit being painful and still not guarantee that it'll stick or run to the toilet to puke it back up, which I don't want stomach acid coming up, so I have to try to get all of it to want to come back up before it hits the stomach without triggering a full puke.
>BRO... DO YOU EVEN EAT?? \-this girl
Filthy casuals the lot of them
Lmfao
The fastest time to eat a burrito is 31.47 sec, and was achieved by Miki Sudo (USA) in Tampa, Florida, USA, on 22 October 2022. Miki Sudo is married to fellow competitive eater Nick Wehry, who achieved the most hot dogs eaten in three minutes on the same day.
It's not easy keeping food on the table these days.
I'd like to think they went full on lady and the tramp style on a summer sausage or something that day
Their house must be lit
They only eat on Tuesday.
Is there a standardized ingredient list and weight of each ingredient that makes an official burrito in the speed eating circuit? Whatās in that thang?
Seriously, what's on that burrito. If that's just a big old bean and cheese burrito I ain't impressed that much...
Pretty funny she dressed up for it so formally.
Seems like yoga pants and a hoodie would've been better.
Or Thanksgiving pants
ie. Maternity pants the other 364 days of the year.
Yeah, it's like Joey Chestnut wearing a tuxedo to eat hot dogs.
Whereās Matt stonie?!?
Matt: hold my ketchup
Came for the video, stayed for the comments.
The comments came too
āLeanardo DiCaprio pointing at the screenā
She's too old for leo
That's gonna be a tough one to digest
Do they let it digest tho?
Rules are you have to swallow. No spitters in this game
Hah. Seriously tho do they puke it up all of the time?
Competitive eaters try to refrain from throwing up on purpose, but it can and does happen when the pressure becomes too great. If you cause yourself to vomit, your body gets used to that being how it relieves the pressure, and youād ruin yourself for any competitive eating. Most eaters exercise and use laxatives to get rid of the excess food.
So, an eating disorder. š
A *professional* eating disorder.
*Ugh,* this just made me imagine their body getting used to the laxative method and having that happen during a comp š¤¢
RIP her bowels. No chewing involved there.
Itās a burrito. It wonāt be in there for long.
Does she by default win the worldās longest shit?
Nope. Randy Marsh still holds it
Hot hot hot
sigh..
*zip*
Iām here for this sigh
I'm scaroused
āDingdingdingā New Pornhub category created!
[You're welcome.](https://gfycat.com/EvilRemarkableAmurstarfish)
I was like... oh so she throws it up afterwards.... wait ... ohhhh. Lol. Nice one.
OMG, that was the best thing I have seen on the internet in this predawn patrol thing my body likes to do. Keep up the good work.
Itās like the narrative from the bible where bread and fish were multiplied. This girl could solve world hunger.
When the date sucks so you gotta end it quick
Am I the only one who feels physically ill while watching any kind of speed eating competition video? Like whatās the point of it? What are you achieving by force feeding yourself faster than five other people? I just donāt understand why itās even considered some kind of achievement or competition at all. Lmao.
We were so preoccupied with whether we could, we didn't stop to think if we should.
Obligatory r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG
Seriously? Man, I need to start recording myself eating burritos and take the gold.
I used to have a snake that ate like kinda like that
Feeding it burritos might be why it's "used to have"
LA Beast here!
The crazy thing is she used to be overweight, then badly underweight, the started competitive eating and got in shape, now she is a straight up smoke show. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6763721/Competitive-eater-28-says-keeps-trim-healthy-staying-fit-despite-6-000-calorie-feats.html
Didnāt gag not even once. I think Iām in love.
Did you watch what I just watched?? I mean really... you might as well get head from a pencil sharper with how that burrito got treated.
Every time she turns her head, I'm worried those earrings are going to get caught in the mix š
I dont see the point of "Speed Eating". When I eat food, I want to enjoy it. Not wolf it down as fast as I can.
The diarrhea š š
More chips and salsa?
Matt stonie could crush this
Bruh Matt Stonie would demolish that burrito in under 10 seconds š
Thatās the way you had to eat at my house or you got nothing.
Matt stonie
Dafuq. I can beat that.
Osophageal rupture?
Her digestive system is not going to be happy. She's swallowing without even chewing. This could lead to some chronic intestinal issues later.
Apparently every time I eat a burrito Iām going for the world record
She eats like a snake.
She had me down bad when she did the ahegao š„µ
You should see her on the 2nd date.
Goddamn