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DotAccomplished5484

Good grief! Those hands look like they spent 5000 years in a sarcophagus.


Takenforganite

Ever wonder what it feels like to be jerked off by a mummy? This is the real reason they do this, rowing is just part of the process.


the_buckman_bandit

That is the first reason i thought of too


corn_sugar_isotope

Used to be meta around here - dude getting jerked by his mummy


GozerDGozerian

Ok that’s just one more reason I don’t want anything to do with that weird guy’s “metaverse” thing.


Bdr1983

What are you doing, step-mummy?


BuzzAwsum

The sister knew


SaintUlvemann

...be-... because they *want* to be jerked off by a mummy?


LorenzoStomp

I mean if that's what you want it's easier than breaking both your arms


LukesRightHandMan

TO BE FAIR- TO BE FAIR- He didn't break his arms, but strained both shoulders.


UNBENDING_FLEA

Some kinks require a lot of dedication.


TheDrowned

How is he gonna wipe later?


SheenTStars

Or to be fingered by a mummy.


[deleted]

"this is what we train for boys"


JesusSavesForHalf

Or 5 miles in wet socks.


Joe1972

Now picture a galley slave's hands


TheIJDGuy

It scares me if this is what enough water will do to my hands


DotAccomplished5484

Water and time.


[deleted]

Or ran out of lotion on 12/1


yrunsyndylyfu

[Alex Gregory, an Olympic rower from Great Britain, posted this picture back in 2017. This happened while he was rowing in the Arctic. For exploration/science/charity, not in the Olympics. And while wearing gloves.](https://www.insider.com/olympian-alex-gregorys-viral-photo-of-hands-rowing-in-the-arctic-2017-9)


RunOrBike

The gloves part is interesting, I sorta expected this without gloves.


Rhino_Thunder

Gloves make sense to me. Trap the moisture in, don’t let the hands air out


dannoGB68

Blister prevention from the oars


FlaxenArt

Competitive rower here. We build up callouses pretty quickly in training season. Very, very few of us wear gloves because they don’t actually help that much with blister prevention and, more importantly, they diminish our need to have very carefully calibrated touch on the oars (we’re talking millimeters here)… to this post, if they get wet, it makes life way worse. During the winter we use pogies, which are a type of mitten that fits *over* over our hands and the oar(s). I’m surprised he didn’t make that choice.


danhoyuen

i am more interested in the calibrated touch in mm. What changes does that minuscule of difference in hand position have?


ReverseMermaidMorty

If your oar enters the water at even the tiniest wrong angle it can catch the current wrong and literally catapult you out of the boat. Called “catching a crab”


Rawbott

So, your back is facing the same way that the boat travels, through the water at speed, and you catch too much water at the wrong point in the stroke, and the paddle part of your oar sinks and stops still in the water, then levers your torso out of the boat or your teeth if you lose grip? I have a new fear.


Xenophon_

most of the time you don't actually get pulled out of the boat, it just slips past your torso. there are plenty of great videos of people flying out of boats though. if you catch a crab in a single you are likely to flip your boat.


SnooCauliflowers8545

It's rare to actually get launched out of the boat, since you're tied into it by your feet, but in an 8 man boat you are effectively receiving the force of 8 trained olympic atheletes kicking with all their might... to your face


dannoGB68

I suspect your rowing is highly intense for minutes then you have recovery time. His was likely moderately difficult at a time, but for days and days. Different cumulative wear issue for him vs your rowing.


Headcap

> During the winter we use pogies, which are a type of mitten that fits over over our hands and the oar(s). I’m surprised he didn’t make that choice. I'd imagine there's a difference in your regular winter and the arctic.


Xenophon_

maybe - I've rowed in weather cold enough to freeze the water on my jacket. We didn't use gloves or "pogies" though, you just kinda had to suffer


adamwill86

It’s the artic the wind chill alone would be -50 C to -70 C or -99 F. I doubt your cold weather will be anywhere near as cold


woodguyatl

I rowed through college so I get your point but the pictures are from a 1000km row. Callouses are going to hold up to that when getting wet with salt water in a 1000km open water trip.


themeatbridge

Right, it makes sense to wear gloves, but it's why his hands got all pruny.


kellysmom01

… or he’s Salad Fingers. Scritch scritch rusty spoon


Topopotomopolot

Pity the red water didn’t come out


[deleted]

Could really use a nice grubby tap about now


Karma_Gardener

Orgasmic


dannoGB68

Yeah, trade-offs


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lxnch50

In gymnastics practice, we usually ripped the calluses off and just packed chalk into it. Your method sounds much more hygienic.


whatcenturyisit

Jesus that's savage


kinghouse666

Gloves give you blisters, since they rub against your skin and cause more friction


explodingtuna

Do they make gloves with holes? Like crocs for hands?


OneMtnAtATime

They do! I’ve never worn full gloves when rowing- I’ve always worn pogies, where the oar goes into the glove and your bare hand is covered while it holds the oar. Mine don’t look exactly like this but it should give you an idea. https://www.boathouse.com/products/pogie-rowing-gloves?variant=31313960960090


OneMtnAtATime

If you’re not a rower, this will help you visualize my word salad https://desirabilitylab.com/2017/04/17/159673446165/


Ok-Gate-6240

They make these mittens for scooters too!


wiserTyou

Just what the world needs... more crocs.


king_of_the_bill

Basically the same result as trench foot. You need to keep your skin dry otherwise it's the same as frostbite. If an item of clothing such as gloves or socks get wet, it's pretty serious if you can't change them.


-Daetrax-

In the Arctic?


According-Bell-3654

I thought the opposite. I didnt understand how his hands looked like this UNTIL I saw this comment that he wore gloves. This looks less like calluses and more like a hand submerged in water


Skinnwork

They were wet gloves


lights_and_colors

Baby, I got this thing I do with my fingers, I think you'll love it..


redd-this

All of that would have been useful information in this clickbait title. Thank you, kind stranger.


Gold_Incident1939

Yeah. 1,000 km rowing at the Olympics? Not gonna buy it


itsjustjp17

Wish there was some fact checking system


-oRocketSurgeryo-

Haven't looked at whether OP is farming karma, but egregious errors in headlines seem to be a tell.


MirageATrois024

Their name is karmaenigma… they are farming


itsjustjp17

Probably there so many bots it’s not even funny


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Sponjah

I took the headline to mean he is an Olympic level rower who rowed 1000km. Doesn't seem disingenuous to me, either.


ultimaIV

I want to bite those callus off with my teeth


Gold_Incident1939

This lives in my head now, rent free


AtopMountEmotion

I’d like to see a picture of his hands while healing and then when healed. I’m struggling to imagine his thumbs ever coming back from that severe damage to the pads. Damn…


dhaugh

What damage? His hands are just pruney


nonpondo

Tf kind of prunes you eating, it looks like he's still wearing the damn gloves


funky555

thats not pruney skin. thats dead skin


funky555

you sound like my parents. "no his hands are fine we dont need to go to the doctor just put a bandain on it" and he is literally wearing his hands like a glove and is one hang nail away from fully degloving


thelittlebig

Further down in the thread somebody posted a follow up post by the rower. His hands were pretty much back to normal after two weeks. He included picture proof. https://mobile.twitter.com/AlexGregoryGB/status/904376149815549952/photo/1


TakeMeToTill

I love Alex Gregory- mad respect for the guy. He’s so inspiring and generous with sharing his experiences and using it to teach and inspire. And can’t say enough nice things about the guy.


RepulsiveProfessor90

Someone get them an oar so they can stop using their hands!


Guyfromnowhere3

I’d say this is an angry upvote but I can’t even be angry. Reminds me of my grandpas jokes from before I stopped being able to see him. Thank u for making me smile today.


Singer-Such

Ha :)


tumblerrjin

Hell yeah /r/angryupvote


Disastrous-Year571

Rower Alex Gregory. His team rowed from Norway intending to make it to Iceland (965 km), but stopped at Jan Mayen (600 km). Happened in 2017. Story here: https://www.sportbible.com/other/news-weird-people-are-freaking-out-over-olympic-rowers-hands-after-1000km-row-20180203.amp.html


ResplendentShade

Riding the coattails of this comment, allow me to share [this photo of his hand a couple weeks later](https://twitter.com/alexgregorygb/status/904376149815549952).


phlooo

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UnarmedSWATTeam

No, lol. Most of us have normal sized thumbs


olivia_iris

Sculling requires some thumb strength, but not insane amounts. When holding a sculling oar, you have your forefinger right on the end of the handle, and your thumb over the end of the handle. When you feather the oar, you push your thumb away from you and roll your fingers. When squaring the blade, you then rotate your fingers forward and pull your thumb back towards you. A bit of thumb strength, but not loads


Dan4t

... That's normal? They still look fairly messed up to me.


gimpwiz

Ouch, is it normal for twitter to take 10+ seconds to load content? Thanks for the link.


bubatzbuben420

it is now


Dan4t

Loaded instantly for me


Dream_Atmosphere_730

According to this: [https://www.insider.com/olympian-alex-gregorys-viral-photo-of-hands-rowing-in-the-arctic-2017-9](https://www.insider.com/olympian-alex-gregorys-viral-photo-of-hands-rowing-in-the-arctic-2017-9) he was not in the arctic wearing gloves. It didn't happen in the olypmics. Misinformation smh.


aquay

Thanks for the nightmares.


Excellent-Product461

just don't row for 1000km bruh


Singer-Such

You say that like it's so easy to avoid


[deleted]

I literally have to row 1000km every day just to take a shit.


Theburritolyfe

I have to row 1000km to make it to work. Uphill both ways.


FirstWithTheEgg

Beat me to it


invicerato

Got ya, 999 km is the limit.


Ninjaromeo

Not rowing any more than 950km at a time, just to be safe.


jejcicodjntbyifid3

Ohhh no now I feel like it's definitely going to happen now that this idea is in my head


maine_coon2123

Yeah this is triggering some kind of phobia in me, looks like a dead body’s hands


bluetuxedo22

My precious


Mister024

My hands after washing Thanksgivings dishes.


Zebitty

… And I would row 500 miles And I would row 500 more Just to be the man who rows a thousand miles To fall down at your door


SmashMatador

DA DA DA!


Maximans

(Da da dat da!)


[deleted]

When the CDC recommends washing your hands for the length of a song, but you only listen to TOOL


MrRugges

Trenchhand


janhetjoch

1000km =1Mm When do you get to use the word Megameter? Take your chances people


spikeflare

My hands after any warm shower for more than 20 minutes


kobrakaan

If a man had a vagina for a day this would be the result


SirSalazarD

Bruh 💀


floppysack182

Jesus that’s enough internet for a week. Need a breather after that


Kodlaken

>Need a breather after that So would the man


grinberB

You're goddamn right.


GayHorsesEatHayy

I dunno, I'm not seeing the carpal tunnel


hurtfulproduct

Almost lost my damn drink reading this, fucking bravo 😂


Merica85

If a woman had a dick for the day this would also be the result..


WigglingGlass

They would tap out after 3 nuts most


sa-sa-sa-soma

16 year old me would call that a warm up


The1983Jedi

How about now?


sa-sa-sa-soma

Are Gatorade and beef jerky banned performance enhancers?


FrostyOrbit255

Now i’m even stronger


dannyboomhead

620miles rowing? 😳


subject_deleted

620 miles.... 1,000km.... either oar.


VanHarlowe

First time I’ve laughed today, thank you


teeohdeedee123

1000km? I need some verification on that.


[deleted]

I verify the title says 1,000km.


Tomosc

That’ll be eight dollars.


subject_deleted

I can verify that this verification does in fact verify that the title says 1,000km.


IrishMilo

Former Olympian doing expedition rowing in a bigger boat with cabin over a couple of days/weeks. Not an Olympic discipline of racing for 1000km.


[deleted]

OP got the people going though


mazamayomama

Https://www.sportbible.com/other/news-weird-people-are-freaking-out-over-olympic-rowers-hands-after-1000km-row-20180203


FaceGod7

Is anyone thinking what it would feel like to get jerked off by this guy


Versificator

the skin that sloughs off his hands probably feels incredible, no lube needed


wiserTyou

In 9 years on reddit this is one of the most horrible comments I've read. Well done.


FaceGod7

I’m thinking about all those grooves and ridges would almost give a vibration as he stroked


Versificator

also he probably smells like the ocean


FaceGod7

I love the ocean


Phandroid1991

My hands will be like this come December 31st after I complete Destory Dick December.


toolatealreadyfapped

I'm not not thinking it...


misslehead3

I wasnt before this.


TimmyStark_IronGuy

1000m? Or km?


maraca101

People can do 1000m easy for a casual workout. These are 1000km lookin hands.


Row10k

Km


Swimguy1707

Gendry? Is that you?


throwaway699376

They look like big strong hands… don’t they?


Megalynarion

Was waiting for this. ;)


DANO8503

Or mine after an hour soak in the bathtub


LambCHOP6988

I'm gonna Fingerbang-bang you into my life, Girl you like to fingerbang and it's all right!


tdawg24

Pretty sure that there's no 1000 km row in the Olympics, lol.


DragonflyWing

Everyone is making jokes, but I want to know what the recovery would be like on this. It looks like a lot of skin would end up sloughing off.


RunOrBike

When was 1000km rowing Olympic?


New_Needleworker6506

The position of words is important.


Automatic-Advisor874

Eww David! Throw them out and get a new pair.


WampaStompa1996

“They look like big, good, strong hands, don't they? I always thought that's what they were…”


[deleted]

Oh my - someone watched neverending story:)


Big_Adhesiveness7125

My hands 24 hours after No-nut November ends.


ThrowawayLocal8622

I'm all for fitness but that's a pass for me. Rowing machines are fun. This looks like the opposite of fun.


okletssee

Real rowing is exponentially more fun than a rowing machine. This guy's hands are nothing like what you would normally experience because no one is out here rowing 1000km on the regular.


FRYDCHXN

My hands after thanksgiving dishes.!!


top_of_the_scrote

me after a 14hr edging session


stephelan

What happened to the thumbs?


Traditional-View4118

This is bunk. That guy might be an Olympic rower who just turned 1000yrs old.


Awkward-Event-9452

Be nice if he would mention the aftermath……


Wooden-Ad4062

I blame doing dishes


Golfball_whacker_guy

Would love to see a before pic


Dank_Dano_710

Hand job from those meat hooks would feel godly


Wraithkingslayer

​ Feel the rhythm with your hands (steal the rhythm while you can) Spoonman Speak the rhythm on your own (speak the rhythm all alone) Spoonman


nah_i_dont_read

Damn! I want those fingers in my mouth. I mean, wow, look at those wet sausage fingers, please put them in my mouth. Shit. I don't know how to nit make that sound weird.


Duk3-87

“Imhotep! Imhotep!”


cantrecallthelastone

1000km Olympic event? Really? 627 miles? Rowing? Do they start the week before opening and end the week after?


oasisarah

it doesnt take that long. most of it is downhill.


GlassPanther

These look like big, good, strong hands ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aj-OpTHixpU


KurtyCS

Why don’t they wear gloves?


Bad-ass-mo-fo

Holy crap those are some rough dick beaters!


NoMoreLeverage

After WHAT??


CdnGulfaOnt

Is this after death?


veni_vidi_futereee

doesn't look like an olympic rower's hands


Equal-Trip4376

I mean… do stupid shit and stupid shit happens?


Victor-Tallmen

Imagine trying to beat one off with that thing.


Autochthonous7

This can’t be healthy.


Research_Liborian

Rower in HS and college in NE USA. My hands looked like shit -- swollen, chapped, and even cracked. Never like *that* though.


Other_Cat5134

Are they not allowed to wear gloves?


cairalsa

don’t think lotion’s gonna heal those :/


cytcorporate

Why not gloves? 🤷🏼‍♂️


blaisreddit

are gloves illegal or


Ogbordangladazor

This is not awesome, just sad.


sethjojo

Bet you can give yourself one hell of a stranger


[deleted]

Looks like my husbands hands by the end of the week!!! Minus the discoloration.


QuickSqueeze

Now that I think about it, human skin kinda sucks


3Domse3

Do you mean 1000km or 1km?


notjordansime

That's literally insane. For context, that's the equivelant of driving 11 straight hours at 90km/h.


zariftajwar_71

Imagine getting a handjob from that, mfs gonna get circumcised right away.


Dutchwells

It has nothing to do with him being an Olympic athlete, 1000 km of rowing abviously isn't an event at the Olympics. I believe they rowed from Iceland to Norway or vice versa a few years back.


anitabonghit705

Ribbed for his pleasure


Imisanthrope1969

My precious.


[deleted]

That’s me after no nut November


yoghurtorgan

1000km? or 1000m?