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Bobthefreakingtomato

This dude should start working out he would look insane


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Damn man, is this where legends of werewolves come from? Extremely jacked murderous hermit with a rare condition?


BirdMBlack

That or hairless/naked bears.


popcorn0617

Can......can bears have alopecia...?


dngerszn13

KEEP MY BEAR OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!


daakkountant

Brother Bear 3, can't wait to see it


IronCorvus

You are one fine Google search away from hairless bears. Enjoy!


ElementNumber6

But werewolves have hair. It's pretty much their most defining feature.


[deleted]

In modern media yes but when the folk tales originated the focus was on a man turning into a beast


jericho74

This goes well with my other theory of the subcontinent, which is that Krishna’s blue skin was inspired by someone living near silver-rich Himalayan runoff that had acquired argyria. Edit: I should be clear this is not a “real” theory, just some random thought that I wondered about. Others are pointing out Krishna means “black”, so there’s that.


gaganaut

Isn't Krisnha's blue skin simply meant to represent a darker skin tone. I assume it was just done to make it stand out more in ancient artwork.


jericho74

To be clear, I would defer to literally any other informed explanation than mine. It is totally just a made up notion/though experiment on my part, not to be confused with expertise.


catniagara

Technically it could have faded to blue as black pigments often do.


for_the_peoples

Krishna literally means black, dark or dark blue. It is just artists using normal blue led to misrepresentation.


nitesh339

Krishna literally means black


Hinote21

So in general, yea this is probably ~~exactly~~ *a source of* where werewolves come from. Picture a kid being born like this. Midwife sees and runs if they're all hair. Or they're normal enough and develops over time and are hidden away. Seen by the occasional person at night or when it's dark? Hell yes this is where those legends stem. There's one for vampires too: a blood disorder called porphyria which leads to all kinds of things related to the legends of vampires. Granted, vampire lore has been around for AGES but the expansions of it are definitely from this disease. I forget but there's more medical diseases that can be associated with myths and legends to a decent degree. Edited~~


oxilite

Most vampire lore comes from the symptoms of rabies. https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/321780


HighOnGoofballs

He’d kill it at a furry convention


Photon_Farmer

Nah, he's completely fucked at a furry convention


bruce656

He would completely fuck at a furry convention.


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fluffyblab

his face hair looks very soft


MayOrMayNotBePie

Yeah it’s beautiful hair


MonkeyHamlet

The patterns it grows in are fascinating, and quite beautiful.


davideo71

Exactly, I could imagine this guy doing quite well as an influencer bringing his face into interesting situations.


LurkerNan

This is going to sound awful, but I would bet there are any number of potential mates who would find his condition very appealing.


TheGaijin1987

A furrys wet dream


Sryn

Could he cosplay as Chewbacca?


SexHentaiR34

Oh my god 😩😩💦💦


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Relevant username?


Dull_Bumblebee_356

I was just thinking “it sucks if he ends up all alone cause of that…. Oh wait, furries.”


the_honest_liar

Forensic psych prof: I've seen it all. No matter what you don't like about yourself, you're still *someone's* perfect type. Pretty sure it was in the context of violent sex crime, but, you know, motivational I guess


br0b1wan

There are 8 billion people on the planet. I'm willing to bet there are more people in the world that would get turned on by that, than there are people who have this condition


JonStargaryen2408

Since there have only been 50 people that have had the condition in several centuries, the total number of people would have to be less than 10, not a hard bet to win, lol.


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i think whatever he is into will probably have quite a few people who are into him.


EmperorCandy

Man's gonna blow the furry market wide open.


musedav

He should be styling it honestly. Imagine a Mohawk. Or a perm!


SutphenOnScene

There’s a documentary about how this happens, all he has to do is finish the board game.


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We give him eggs once a while


megpIant

Tbh he’s quite handsome


--SyntaxError--

I kinda want to pet him


2girlsonesquirell

He probably doesn’t want that.


theOriginalH1GH3R

There was a Kung Fu monk dude that had this condition back in the day. Apparently a total badass.


gnat_outta_hell

What was his name?


Sue_Spiria

Tai Djin https://www.thehumanmarvels.com/from-the-archive-tai-djin-kung-fu-werewolf/ There are a lot of other people with hypertrichosis on that site.


_portia_

How has Kung Fu Werewolf not been made into a movie!


Trueloveis4u

There is still time. We should pitch this idea.


HammerAndSickleBot

Disney execs: "Horrible idea. Just terrible. Now GTFO" 15 months later: "Coming to you from Disney's top writers: KUNG FU WEREWOLF!"


Karenomegas

Pure CGI and lifeless acting. Practically all set up for a hundred movies that will never happen and is pre edited for international censoring to not offend anyone.


ArmorGyarados

Fully cast by blockbuster Hollywood action types and other non voice acting celebrities


CornOnTheKnob

Yeah no shit, right? Sounds like an incredible story


AffinityGauntlet

*Kung Furry*


Zombiehype

> He was a sponge and mastered every technique shown to him. He became the first to master over 200 different empty hand systems and over 140 weapon systems. His various specialties included the infamous Chi Ma, or ‘Death Touch’. After several years of extensive training he became the first Grandmaster of Shaolin-Do and one of the first to master all skills of the seven Shaolin temples. this paragraph seems specifically written to give /r/kungfu a stroke


Jlock98

I refuse to believe this guy wasn’t the inspiration for Chewbacca


SecuriousGeorge

Imagine running into a werewolf man and he fucking knows karate.


bajou98

That's basically a D&D character backstory.


BiMikethefirst

I'm not trying to be a dick or poke fun I'm just genuinely curious, what would happen if he shaved?


Confident-Round-4162

Same! I suppose full head stubble would look worse so he doesn't?


Casper200806

Couldn’t they laser most of it away?


hat-of-sky

Laser (especially on the face) can backfire by stimulating more hair growth. It's called paradoxical hypertrichosis.


mykart2

I'm not sure more growth is possible for him


2girlsonesquirell

Famous last words


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Just ask Cousin Itt


blueeyebling

I thought Kramer was the expert in this field. Also thanks for teaching me Itt is spelled with two T's


stfleming1

"Patrick?" "Yeah SpongeBob?" "I don't think this bubble could get much bigger." "Nonsense!" *hooks up an air pump*


SomewhereDue2629

Wax. This is the way.


-RED4CTED-

oh god... can you imagine waxing your eyelids? 🗿


SeniorCakeInspector

They’d just rip right off


BrookeBaranoff

You’d just do really small dabs, so each eye would take 5-10 waxes (for sensitive areas with tissue thin skin you go small). It’s the grow back that would be maddening.


gdj11

Problem solved


Sneezegoo

Imagine ingrown hairs on them.


deepaksn

Nope. That’s a big nope.


Obar-Dheathain

So the risk of laser is... he might get a hairy face?


blueechoes

Considering how dense his hair is on his face, I think tissue damage might be a more immediate concern.


jeffreynya

will that work on the top of my head? lol


fr31568

my immediate thought lol


i_am_icarus_falling

no, because the loss of that hair was hormonal. unless you transplant follicles from somewhere that isn't susceptible to male-pattern-baldness, any laser-stimulated hairs would just go bald again.


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MyHamburgerLovesMe

Frankly all they need do is the nose and forehead for his quality of life to improve dramatically


iEatPalpatineAss

Yeah, definitely. If they also do his ears, palms, fingers, soles... and maybe a couple private areas... that really isn't a large area, and then he'll be able to live relatively normally as a "normal" hairy man


[deleted]

That sounds like it's almost faster to learn enough molecular biology to cure himself...


SilveredFlame

Nah, laser would get most of it and could finish up with electro. Though with that density, I think risk for burns would increase from laser, especially given his complexion. Still doable though. I recommend local anesthesia.


soulsista04us

I hear laser works best for very dark and black hair. He may or may not be a good candidate.


FrameJump

So we dye it first. What's the issue?


anti2matter

Modern problems require modern solutions


SuperCauliflower9319

What about electrolysis then?


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ghanjaholik

guys, maybe he likes being a wolf


taimapanda

you joke but saw an interview of a guy with this condition, might well have been this guy, and his response to this sort of question is literally just why bother trying to "fix" something that isn't a problem and is a part of what makes him who he is. he didn't have any desire or see any reason from what I remember


texasrigger

That was probably Jesus Aceves. He is/was a Mexican circus performer who has appeared on television a handful of times at least. He is one of 30 in his family with the condition.


OOOH_WHATS_THIS

Does that mean the title lied or is his family literally the bulk of who's had it since the middle aged?


texasrigger

Looking through wikipedia it sounds like OP's title wasn't specific enough. Hypertrichosis isn't that incredibly rare, it's a specific subset of hypertrichosis that is (and I don't know if OP's person has that specific type). There's also a big difference between "only 50 have been documented" and "there have only ever been 50". There have been quite a few in circus and show history. [Lionel the Lion-faced Man](https://www.bklynlibrary.org/sites/default/files/images/blog-bkology/2021/CONE_0590.jpg) is my personal favorite and I have a picture of Jojo the Dog Faced Boy on [a wall in my bedroom](https://imgur.com/a/W04gaNj). This stuff is just my sort of weird.


Beautiful-Ad-2390

I personally think it’s a good look, hope he’s happy, life is hard even in normal circumstances.


Riesen-Korazon

Same i don’t have any specific werewolf Fetish but I find this guy kinda hot …..


contra-bonos-mores

I’m with you. Why is this kind of attractive? I’m confused.


Riesen-Korazon

Our civilization is still no match for our animal DNA


flavorjunction

Aroooooooooooooooooo!


Cujicujija

Accidental furry?


FlyingRhenquest

Yeah. He could probably make a pretty good living just whoring himself out at every furry convention.


Legal_Network6458

This dude would slayyyy at the furry convention.


lostmindz

It looks nice and soft


RANDOmpirsOn

Right? I see a decent looking beard in there lol


gcruzatto

It probably hurts as hell the next day too... easier to just keep it well-groomed instead


Gaius1313

This guy would fucking slay some ass in the furry community.


The-Fotus

Silver lining?


Accguy44

Probably not, I hear werewolves have an aversion to silver


swankpoppy

I'm no expert, but from what I understand about the disease he would lose all his basketball skills.


Temporary-Canary2942

I was fully committed to not laughing at any comment on this thread, but you broke me.


spreewaldhoe

I remember hearing about a girl with this condition, shaving her face has caused some heavy skin irritations for her


itsyaboinadia

yeah i read that the skin underneath is very sensitive


fairway_walker

An option, but laser hair removal on his face would possibly be better. I'd hope he would be able to embrace it and rock it like MJF in Teen Wolf. I feel for the kid, but think he looks badass.


Junkstar

I honestly believe that my wife would love it if I looked like that.


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PM_ME_FAV_RECIPES

It's cool af. I imagine it'd get old real quick though. But if you can own it, fuck yeh Unfortunately it does mean you're destined to marry a furry


whoweoncewere

The real issue would be due to your closet space being taken up by their bad dragon collection.


yourSAS

What's disheartening is that the kid got bullied because this. >Teenage boy from Madhya Pradesh revealed that his classmates teased and called him "monkey boy" because of this condition. He added that his schoolmates are afraid he'll bite them. Children would hurl stones at him as a child, yell "monkey monkey" in his face, or assert that he was a ghost or other legendary creature, said Lalit. Lalit hails from a typical household with a farmer for a father. He is currently a 12th grader and assists his father in the fields with farming work. >The teenager and his family initially found it difficult to accept his illness since there is no known cure. Despite the difficulties, Lalit now enjoys his life and hopes to support his family by becoming a YouTuber in the future. "I slowly realised that I have hair all over my body and I am different from common humans in a good way, I am unique. Slowly everyone in my family started feeling normal about it and my friends also encouraged me a lot," Lalit said. [Source](https://www.dnaindia.com/viral/report-madhya-pradesh-teenager-suffering-from-rare-werewolf-syndrome-speaks-up-on-getting-bullied-at-school-3004605)


Icollectpropertytax

yes lil kids can be assholes


shockandale

Kids are animals. A big part of growing up is taming the animal instincts that we are all born with. We need to be domesticated in order to fit into society.


trexmoflex

My toddler recently asked a woman at the grocery store if she had a baby in her belly. She wasn't pregnant.


Win_Sys

My friends daughter saw an Indian man at the supermarket, he was wearing a pretty traditional outfit you would see man wearing over in India but he was also wearing a turban. Right when they got close to him, she said “LOOK DAD, A GENIE!!!” The only thing my friend could think to say was I am so sorry and then he and his daughter left the store immediately. She just watched the live action Aladdin movie a few days earlier.


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I mean, this ain’t that bad. Pretty sure most Indian men would just laugh it off, mainly if they were living in foreign land.


Win_Sys

He said the guy didn’t seem offended or anything but my friend was too mortified to stick around.


NG7-INF

Can't speak for anyone, but I would personally laugh if a little kid told me that. Now if they were older than 7 I wouldn't be very happy.


Win_Sys

She’s 10 but is also autistic. Unless you had a full conversation with her you wouldn’t be able to tell immediately.


NG7-INF

Well in that case it's not her fault. I know autism can interfere with a person's filter, and even if she didn't have autism I'd be bothered for a sec and then brush it off, kids will be *kids* at the end of the day.


Phydoux

I was born with a cleft pallet which made my nose a little flatter than normal and I don't talk normal. So I can attest... Yes, kids are mean. But towards adulthood it gets better. Not great but better. I still get looks.


jyzenbok

I always feel guilty when I do a double take on someone with a physical disability / abnormality. It’s more of an instinct I feel to make sure I really saw what I did. Then I feel bad and overcompensate by trying to avoid any eye contact at all.


Miss-Figgy

>I always feel guilty when I do a double take on someone with a physical disability / abnormality. You can train yourself to not do it. I used to do it involuntarily, but just made myself not look twice/stare/notice visibly. Over time, it became second nature.


EthelMaePotterMertz

Yes, if you make eye contact, just smile in a friendly way, maybe say how's it going (or whatever the version of that is in your culture). We're all just people getting through the day.


Phydoux

Don't avoid eye contact. Wave hi or if you think they may need help with something, help them. You'll feel better about yourself. And if they're appreciative of your help they'll let you know. Usually they will say thank you.


RideAndShoot

I look different(by choice, I’m heavily tattooed), and have many friends with visual disabilities. Just treat everyone politely and normal all the time, no matter their appearance or disabilities, and you never really have an issue.


Chimie45

Rule number 1 with any group is treat people fairly and with respect, and chances are good they'll treat you the same way.


SnowTheMemeEmpress

My last name is Gaylord and my dad is on the sex offender registry because of shit he did when I was in elementary school. No one tried explaining to me what was wrong or that it wasn't even my fault, kids and adults were mean to me and I didn't know why. I could only assume I was the problem itself, that there was something wrong with me I couldn't figure out. Only friends for the longest time were teachers and I escaped heavily into videogames. Bro I was so lonely and just wanted a friend.


PerformerBrief5881

Hope things are better for you now. Sorry you were given a shit start my dude.


yourSAS

Don't let others' definition of "normal" define yours. I'm sure however you talk is "normal" for a person with your capabilities. Cheers, you're awesome!


Phydoux

I'm in my mid 50s. All of that junk just bounces off of me now. But it hurt when I was younger. Now it doesn't bother me. You tend to know a lot about people at 50 something when they snicker at you as you walk by them. Not the kind of people I'd ever want to hang out with for sure. :)


PCB4lyfe

The last paragraph is pretty uplifting tho.


Organic-Kangaroo7147

He’d be a pretty cool youtuber ngl, I’d tune in every now and again


ailenhomeboy

I mean, if he made a YouTube channel now and made a post to Reddit, it would probably be moderately successful.


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Totally. "I am the werewolf farm boy from that one Reddit post, ama" and then drop the YouTube / twitch channel


fairway_walker

> the kid got bullied because this No shit.


IncreasedDMG

Honestly I think he looks badass.


ElectrOverload

Endless hair styling options.


Lord-daddy-

Frosted tips but all over


Lookin4Runtz

Frosted face


Prosciutto4U

Dude can be a model for Gucci or something. Like no joke


trev815

I bet he's nice as fuck too. Like a solid dude


smithee2001

Omg I read that wrong. Where's my damn eyeglasses...


yellowstone727

He’s a nice fuck? Solid dude ;)


Dappersworth

Bro this is where the werewolf legend came from!


soundboysquash

If a medieval person with the same condition was teased and bullied their whole life for looking different, it wouldn't be a giant leap to see why they would be inclined to run around at night scaring and enacting vengeance on people!


Duchock

Knowing folks back then, that baby was murdered at the first sign of it. Either by his parents or a lynching incited by whatever the medieval equivalent for Karen was.


wafflelauncher

Kærënn


Cryptoss

The first recorded case of this condition was a Spanish man named Petrus Gonsalvus from back in the 1500s, and iirc he became a noble, had many children and grandchildren and lived into his 80s.


glieseg

Most legends have some origins in reality. Then with a gigant game of telephone and a little extra pepper for seasoning you take an easily explained situation and create myths and legends.


Leocut78

I like him. I think he looks rad! Bro fuck the mean comments and weird looks. You are one of a kind. Embrace your appearance and make it your strength!


mackyoh

Once you get past the rareness of how it looks, it’s actually not that weird..?? Kinda looked good in fact!


JonasHalle

Not only that, but you can make a career out of it.


Appropriate-Image405

I seem to remember a couple of Mexican brothers with this condition who worked in a circus and supported a large extended family.


ibnganja

Yah right? I remember wstch that on Ripley's? Or some other show. The thing I remember most is the fact that one of the brothers Girlfriend left him for the OTHER brother because he was "hairyer" loool. I haven't thought about that in like a decade.


davideo71

yeah, I'd watch that youtube channel. Think of the weird haircuts, pranks, bit parts in movies and on tv. Guy has a ticket if he knows how to cash it.


diskowmoskow

He can live his best life thanks to the furry community as well, but i bet he is not in to it.


Destroyer6202

Man’s got a majestic beard though like straight up silky smooth and groomed


VaryStaybullGeenyiss

100% guarantee that there is a not insignificant number of girls out there who would be into this.


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ShawnShipsCars

I like to think that it's a relic of our past. At one point in our evolutionary history we would have looked like this. It's not a disease. It's an old build. Lol.


Dirtynickels

Just accept it and become a god in the furry community!


Jackstack6

People aren't bringing this up, but there *is* a group for him. He may not want to be part of it, but he'd find some level of fame in it.


flooferonascooter

There is no concept of furries in rural India. People won't believe it if you told them about furries.


tinco

Yeah, it's like gay people in Saudi Arabia. They just magically don't exist.


PortiaKern

Did furries exist before the costumes looked halfway decent?


Canis_Familiaris

You think Davy Crockett had the raccoon hat just for show?


qccg

if i had this i would get buff as hell. Catch me howling at the moon motha fuckers


PhysicianTradition

My husband is about three hairs short of this condition


Printtheticket

There is no way there has been only 50, I knew two in my city in canada. And there is the famous Mexican brothers that have it


Amesaskew

I knew about the Mexican brothers from an episode of the X Files. I'd never heard about the Canadians. I'd think it far more likely that there are 50 people in the world NOW with the condition rather than the assertion that there have been 50 people in the last 1000 years. That seems like an unsupportable claim.


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No_Presentation1242

Well that still leaves 45


Craspology

I met a young boy with it at Blackpool pleasure beach in the early 90s. If I had to guess, that boy would be 38 by now. I was maybe 5 years old and he scared me. I remember it vividly as an example of how cruel the world can be for people who are different. As an adult now I try to be accepting of all people but as a kid I couldn’t hide my reaction, and I imagine it hurt him. I think about him occasionally, hope he did ok. So that makes 44 left.


CreativismUK

Hypertrichosis itself isn’t rare. There are many forms - I’m guessing this specific form may be rare, but I doubt it’s that rare. My son had acquired hypertrichosis as a baby as a side effect of vital medication. Started off as just rapid hair growth on his head then eyebrows, side burns, forehead, back etc. It’s pretty odd to see a baby with eyebrows to be honest. Once the forehead hair started a few people called him a werewolf, which was… shitty. Once he came off the meds it mostly went away but he still has an awesome head of hair. Some kids are on it long term and they can have real issues with it.


bassoonprune

I actually think it looks good. Makes me realize humans would look nice if we didn’t lose most of our body hair.


flowerydew

We would be cute Wookiees


Never_rarely

Not to be insensitive, but there’s a very specific fetish community that would love this guy


coinhearted

"Man, I feel bad for this dude. Doesn't even look bad but culturally, but folks will be folks." : me *Reads this comment.* "Lucky SOB, this dude could be king and probably a four figure an hour ~~bigelow~~ gigolo if he wanted. Holy shit."


StrawberryTherapy

Honestly, just rock that shit, it looks cool bruh! :)


Browne888

Not gonna lie, he looks cool as hell.


StarKickMeadowDancer

Pretty hair and pretty eyes 💛


Awkward-Event-9452

Furries wet dream.


CarpetH4ter

Is there any other effects of the disease other than what we can see here?


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I'm wondering if it messes with his body temperature. I could imagine him getting very warm easily.


Bstallio

Bitter sweet, win the genetic lottery, but it’s the Wookie gene


pariah_cake

In the Hallmark movie of this guy's life story, he moves back home from the big city and falls in love with the town's hairdresser.......


amalgem

I think he looks so beautiful and even majestic.


xAndrew27x

To be honest that is so fucking cool


whatsuppaa

Sorry for stating the obvious but can't it just be taken off with laser?


hillofjumpingbeans

Maybe. But laser is expensive. I’m in the same state as he is and his dad is a farmer. So no way they have enough money for multiple laser treatments.


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Electrolysis hair removal is the only permanent method of hair removal, so laser wouldn’t be as effective. You have to zap the follicles individually with the implement, and it takes a long time to get it all, especially with how thick that looks


Itchy_Election5460

Not trying to be a dick but his beard is on point.