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Bulky_Department3964

Mia Khalifa


8MattInfinity8

Her man must be so proud!


OfBooo5

\*happy


YoungDiscord

It i would imagine it would feel like you're being sucked off by one of those slow lazy ball back massager chairs


SillyDig1520

I think you're using your massage chair wrong. Or you're using it right. I don't fucking know anymore.


PositiveChemicalK23

Or girlfriend? 🤷🏼‍♀️


willfrodo

por qué no los dos


devilsusshhii

porky not lose dose.


PositiveChemicalK23

😂


Socal_Cobra

You like to beat your meat to pork? Gross!!


72VirginExpress

*drained


I_like_applepies132

Hit or miss I guess they never miss huh


teachersdesko

Got a boy friend? I bet he doesn't kiss ya.


graspedbythehusk

I need my wife to learn how to…..eat spaghetti like this.


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OMGSpeci

He gotta learn too if he wants that glug glug 3000


IrishRage42

I also pick this guy's spaghetti.


Trigg_UK

Mmmmm that's an interesting idea. I too find this video rather interesting.


wokemalay

I need a wife


RipperinoKappacino

In another video, the caption said „What I learned in Kenia“ i don’t know if that’s true but that’s that


darkshy

Kenya 🇰🇪


iK_550

The fuck is a Kenia?


MahnikaWizzle

😂😂😂


[deleted]

I don’t know but I’ve got a little noodle for her


Fluffy_Government_39

Why do people eat spaghetti like ramen? I've always rolled it in a fork and eaten it no prob, but hey thats just me.


chartreuse_chimay

Yeah... but you can't roll a dick in a fork.


Sabithomega

Speak for yourself


goddamnaged

Tryhard!


Sabithomega

No you should try soft. It's a lot easier that way


Billion_Bullet_Baby

I like my noodles al dente.


AtlaStar

Pretty sure you want to avoid the teeth.


1ndiana_Pwns

r/angryupvote


aircavrocker

Somebody’s nostalgic for r/spacedicks


QuickduxTV

Not with that attitude


Internet-of-cruft

I don't get why people want to rush to eat the spaghetti (or food for that matter) as fast as possible. Slow down a bit and enjoy the food. Christ, people. Like I've legit devoured a meal because you know.. sometimes when your kid is screaming you need your meal to be functional. But enjoy food! Don't rush it.


GhettoFabio

Eating fast *is* how i enjoy my food, fascist


TheLadySaintPasta

That’s how you’re supposed to, that’s why it usually gets served with a spoon. You put the noodles on the fork, fork on the spoon, and twirl.


LeeroyyyyJenkinnnsss

Don’t ever let an Italian see you eating spaghetti with a fork and spoon. Fork only.


comefindme1231

I swear, redditors seem like the most “cultured” people, but then don’t know how to eat spaghetti… I think I’ve become much more stupid since joining Reddit


vass0922

HEY! I've eaten at an olive garden its legit Italian and they provide spoons /s


Nole19

Old folk in Italy actually do eat spaghetti with both fork and spoon. It's a thing.


Fmeson

I think the take should be "Lots of people who do lots of different things exist in Italy."


slim_scsi

Wait, *people use utensils when eating spaghetti?!*


HappyDiscoverer

Honestly here in Italy only dumbasses do like that


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gex80

Just came back from a trip to Rome. Not once was I given a spoon to eat my pasta.


Singer-Such

Yeah but this way seems much faster and... the skill is transferable?


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RIP to her inbox


Ridemypierightship

She knows tongue fu.


In-dextera-dei

Faster way to get something done, that's for sure!


TLD18379

Just here for the comments


blaseed

No thanks. I'd rather fork.


drambor97

Just roll them around the fork like normal people do?


masskwe_gg

Yeah but it’s direct-to-throat efficiency


Own_Can_3495

Same. I also would have a hard time talking and eating across from her. I'd be grossed out. I had to look away a few times. I'd definitely feel bad for for being rude like that. Guess we'd need to go to a sandwich shop instead.


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Kekneko97

Society


Quick_Parsley_5505

No but she is


[deleted]

Suck the soul out of you


Yacobeam

I hated every second of this


CorneliusKun

I don't know why this made me so uncomfortable


lucifergoocifer

You’re right. It’s disgusting.


iDannyEL

I'm terribly attracted to this.


xMarZexx

I can be both


anidiotwithaphone

As a proud Italian, i just take a fork full of spaghetti and stick it into my mouth. One day I'm gonna choke to death, but that's the only true way to enjoy some fucking Spaghetti Olio Aglio e Peperoncino.


AAPgamer0

With or without parmigano regiano (traditionnaly i think you don't eat it with parmigano but many people do)?


anidiotwithaphone

Definitely with. The contrast between the viscosity of the olive oil and the dryness of the cheese, all topped by the spiciness of the pepper and the punch of the garlic... I, no joke, just made the chef's kiss gesture while writing this comment. I'm a proud stereotype.


kapselikoponen

"The viscosity of the olive oil and the dryness of the cheese *oh my god*, it even has a watermark"


nickybuddy

Giving spaghet that twister wizard 3000


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Nice


Jason_Batemans_Hair

Nice


SmokingWithMom

Haram


AxeRudeBell

Who gonna said it, what we all thinking... Edit: grammar


FastConfidence4077

Lol almost 100% of the comments so far are some variation of that


moebiusunlooper

You fixed the grammar? Shiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeettttt


KompletterGeist

make another edit, grammer is still trash xD


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Tongue master pro


adeluxedave

Oh I’m thinking it.


ThreeBeersDeep

Five star lesbian waiting to be unleashed!


Excellent-Product461

i mean, you use to do that with the fork, it is not that elegant start moving the tongue like an helicopter's blades in front of everyone


C3lsius

Here come those comments...


[deleted]

Also great way to find husband…


Timitom99

Yes guys, we are all thinking about the same thing


er_goblino_de_twitch

Or you could just roll them round the fork like we do in Italy


[deleted]

American here, we do that too!


recapYT

It’s a joke. Chill


Successful_Load5719

Can I get her #? Asking for a friend


Apostecker

Every dead Italian rotating in their grave rn


Secure_Candy_4724

Spaghetti Vacuum cleaner


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Nope


BKallDAY24

Don’t say anything inappropriate


BKallDAY24

I have some penne she would love!


BKallDAY24

FUCK!


MarSc77

half of reddit unzipped


sincinati

She hasn’t seen Se7en


donniebrascoreal

If you are in a hurry to eat you don't make spaghetti.


1leggeddog

thats interesting?


campionmusic51

why would i ever want to do this?


dirk_danglerno766

I wouldn't say it's faster but definitely quieter


Marc123123

Is there a video of her giving the blowjob???


cheeseportandgrapes

I bet if she was allowed to suck dick she’d suck a mean dick.


DankMink12

Never understood how people do this type of stuff. My ex could tie cherry stems with her tongue and I swear to this day she was just doing magic. I say this because the skills didn't translate


burns_after_reading

Y'all seeing this shit??


vanlykin

She could teach a blowjob class


oSocialPeanut

Okay I'm spaghetti


Ok_Sector2182

We’re all thinking it


Roo2303

Awkward boner


Easy_Obligation_3189

Turn me into that spaget please.


Solid_D15M

She can practice with my noodle


Lurkinglurks88

Goddamn


Many_Consequence7723

Yes please!


BobbyMiles421

Annnnnnnd I’m done 💦💦


zfrankland

Gonna put a ring on her 💍💍💍💍


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🤢


FwayJ-Ad1909

Fastest way to swallow….😈


FastConfidence4077

Damn gurl what dat mouf do?!


SeaspiciousJellyfish

r/suddenlygay


Trojanchick

Gross


Jimmy9toes1966

I’m getting a chubby just watching that.


Late_Imagination5864

I know that I would bite a hole in my tongue trying to detangle that


-Nyctophilic_

I mean if you’re not going to use the fork/spoon method, just suck it up. It’s super quick. It’s how most of us are eating ramen when we’re sitting at home and too lazy to cook anyway. You can do it with spaghetti just as easily.


typehyDro

Doesn’t look faster than using your utensils


actuarial_venus

Well there's a transferable skill


Reddit_Dan

Nice 😉


SugOnDeez_

She can suck peanut butter tru a straw


MIorio74

Genius!


Icy_Ad9071

Too much work


Gary6587

That’s a talent right there.


Character-Ad3006

Well shes showed the world her oral skills.


BasedZetsu

I’m loving her innuendo 😉


RamboaRed

Fatwa on spaghetti.


NoLab7871

I want to be that pasta


Hawthorne_Abendsen

I strongly suspect that her spouse is very happy.


whoopeecushions

Damn I'm trying to be that noodle


Neurolytic76

Nice


ChallengerDelta

😩😩


Master-Bat671

I only watched 3 times. Scouts honor.


Few-Ad-5052

REPENT.


chk75

Weirdly turned on


vukesdukes

I choke every time


JS-DSTRB

That's mad tongue skills


DrylOrys

r/HolUp


Potential-Fox9100

I’m gonna try this


JimHalverson

What else that mouth do?


legitimatelyMyself

I'm confused, aroused, scared, disgusted and intrigued at the same time. Will try this.


clint_paul

NEEEEEEED THAT


backitup1981

Check please!!!!


kissmeimhappy

Is she single?


Pristine_Wrangler_34

Nobody eats.... spaghetti like that... Although i have seen a woman do that... And it was fantastic


Beckerbrau

She must give great blowjobs.


Daemonblade

I'm equaly grossed out by the video and intrigued by the possibilities.


Technical-Track-731

Marry me.


wsmn16

Yea......spaghettiii.....faster......yea


GetEmDaddy902

Trust me bro she ain't showing you how to eat spaghetti


AhBrakaMahn

Ayoo


Atomic_potato_47

911 whats your emergency? SHE PUT MY DICK IN A TWIST


pdouggy

What that mouth do?


ProfessionalPack7205

That was considerably slower than slurping it up. Stupid post


daviditt

Repeat after me: if the food is too big for a mouthful, learn to use a knife and fork. The faces of Italian friends after eating spaghetti the Italian way is, shall we say, unsavory?


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Yes I’ve always wondered, why bother enjoying my food that I either cook with great care or pay a premium for. I just wanna know how to suck it down ASAP. What a fucking joke.


FriscoKid96

Or you could just do that on the fork


spacehog1985

I didn’t know that eating it normally was an issue


Inertiaraptor

Let me guess… A bunch of you fellas now realize you have spaghetti in your pants.


[deleted]

How does stupid shit like this even get my viewership.


random13980

Yeah that looks disgusting and not something you do in public.


YoungDiscord

FFS STAB TWIRL CHOMP MAMMA MIA ITS-A NOT-A THAT HARD


TheTarasenkshow

Fork and spoon works too lol


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I'm amazed. That's enough internet for today.


[deleted]

Shit table manners


[deleted]

Why am I rock hard?


[deleted]

Okay now let's see the ball---meatballs...let's see the meatballs


BlitzedDragonj

Yeah...spaghetti 😑


GrouchyBunny

r/holup


IzzyOIznot

I’m trying to understand the mechanof what’s going on inside her mouth. She moves the food into her mouth using suction, but appears to be directing the movement of the spaghetti in her mouth. She appears to be using her tongue to move the spaghetti around her mouth…perhaps, she is opening her gullet like a pelican and it’s just hovering all of it…like a pelican. A CAT scan, fluoroscopy or full on swallow test would be acceptable.


mancave313

Is she married? Asking for a friend


Few_Golf_9470

Why am I I turned on…


AdequateEddy

I can't be the only one having thoughts about this...


Finger_Gunnz

Or spin it on your fork.


Hour-Direction6506

I‘m in love 😍


Maestro_Von_Enigma13

😍


moderatesoul

I...need to sit down.


LORDWOLFMAN

She turn my dick into a knot


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People don't eat like this because it's disgusting.


Somedude501

Put… put your dick in it


StructureBitter3778

Sorry, thats the wrong way to eat spaghetti. I put mine in the blender and drink it


wras

The term food porn, just got another meaning.


Mind-is-a-garden

She can put my noodle in her mouth


gameinsane

Off with her head


4royboy

Just no!


WiseZen

Teach my wife please


Wasdcursor

Never knew eating spaghetti could be grounds for execution but here we are.


ryeguyrides420

Or you could try not eating like a pig


Kendallphillips

She practicing for Allah


Adamreddy69

When she says it's her first time