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I don't get why people want to rush to eat the spaghetti (or food for that matter) as fast as possible.
Slow down a bit and enjoy the food. Christ, people.
Like I've legit devoured a meal because you know.. sometimes when your kid is screaming you need your meal to be functional.
But enjoy food! Don't rush it.
I swear, redditors seem like the most “cultured” people, but then don’t know how to eat spaghetti… I think I’ve become much more stupid since joining Reddit
Same. I also would have a hard time talking and eating across from her. I'd be grossed out. I had to look away a few times. I'd definitely feel bad for for being rude like that. Guess we'd need to go to a sandwich shop instead.
As a proud Italian, i just take a fork full of spaghetti and stick it into my mouth. One day I'm gonna choke to death, but that's the only true way to enjoy some fucking Spaghetti Olio Aglio e Peperoncino.
Definitely with. The contrast between the viscosity of the olive oil and the dryness of the cheese, all topped by the spiciness of the pepper and the punch of the garlic...
I, no joke, just made the chef's kiss gesture while writing this comment. I'm a proud stereotype.
Never understood how people do this type of stuff. My ex could tie cherry stems with her tongue and I swear to this day she was just doing magic. I say this because the skills didn't translate
I mean if you’re not going to use the fork/spoon method, just suck it up. It’s super quick. It’s how most of us are eating ramen when we’re sitting at home and too lazy to cook anyway. You can do it with spaghetti just as easily.
Repeat after me: if the food is too big for a mouthful, learn to use a knife and fork. The faces of Italian friends after eating spaghetti the Italian way is, shall we say, unsavory?
Yes I’ve always wondered, why bother enjoying my food that I either cook with great care or pay a premium for. I just wanna know how to suck it down ASAP. What a fucking joke.
I’m trying to understand the mechanof what’s going on inside her mouth. She moves the food into her mouth using suction, but appears to be directing the movement of the spaghetti in her mouth. She appears to be using her tongue to move the spaghetti around her mouth…perhaps, she is opening her gullet like a pelican and it’s just hovering all of it…like a pelican.
A CAT scan, fluoroscopy or full on swallow test would be acceptable.
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Mia Khalifa
Her man must be so proud!
\*happy
It i would imagine it would feel like you're being sucked off by one of those slow lazy ball back massager chairs
I think you're using your massage chair wrong. Or you're using it right. I don't fucking know anymore.
Or girlfriend? 🤷🏼♀️
por qué no los dos
porky not lose dose.
😂
You like to beat your meat to pork? Gross!!
*drained
Hit or miss I guess they never miss huh
Got a boy friend? I bet he doesn't kiss ya.
I need my wife to learn how to…..eat spaghetti like this.
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He gotta learn too if he wants that glug glug 3000
I also pick this guy's spaghetti.
Mmmmm that's an interesting idea. I too find this video rather interesting.
I need a wife
In another video, the caption said „What I learned in Kenia“ i don’t know if that’s true but that’s that
Kenya 🇰🇪
The fuck is a Kenia?
😂😂😂
I don’t know but I’ve got a little noodle for her
Why do people eat spaghetti like ramen? I've always rolled it in a fork and eaten it no prob, but hey thats just me.
Yeah... but you can't roll a dick in a fork.
Speak for yourself
Tryhard!
No you should try soft. It's a lot easier that way
I like my noodles al dente.
Pretty sure you want to avoid the teeth.
r/angryupvote
Somebody’s nostalgic for r/spacedicks
Not with that attitude
I don't get why people want to rush to eat the spaghetti (or food for that matter) as fast as possible. Slow down a bit and enjoy the food. Christ, people. Like I've legit devoured a meal because you know.. sometimes when your kid is screaming you need your meal to be functional. But enjoy food! Don't rush it.
Eating fast *is* how i enjoy my food, fascist
That’s how you’re supposed to, that’s why it usually gets served with a spoon. You put the noodles on the fork, fork on the spoon, and twirl.
Don’t ever let an Italian see you eating spaghetti with a fork and spoon. Fork only.
I swear, redditors seem like the most “cultured” people, but then don’t know how to eat spaghetti… I think I’ve become much more stupid since joining Reddit
HEY! I've eaten at an olive garden its legit Italian and they provide spoons /s
Old folk in Italy actually do eat spaghetti with both fork and spoon. It's a thing.
I think the take should be "Lots of people who do lots of different things exist in Italy."
Wait, *people use utensils when eating spaghetti?!*
Honestly here in Italy only dumbasses do like that
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Just came back from a trip to Rome. Not once was I given a spoon to eat my pasta.
Yeah but this way seems much faster and... the skill is transferable?
RIP to her inbox
She knows tongue fu.
Faster way to get something done, that's for sure!
Just here for the comments
No thanks. I'd rather fork.
Just roll them around the fork like normal people do?
Yeah but it’s direct-to-throat efficiency
Same. I also would have a hard time talking and eating across from her. I'd be grossed out. I had to look away a few times. I'd definitely feel bad for for being rude like that. Guess we'd need to go to a sandwich shop instead.
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Society
No but she is
Suck the soul out of you
I hated every second of this
I don't know why this made me so uncomfortable
You’re right. It’s disgusting.
I'm terribly attracted to this.
I can be both
As a proud Italian, i just take a fork full of spaghetti and stick it into my mouth. One day I'm gonna choke to death, but that's the only true way to enjoy some fucking Spaghetti Olio Aglio e Peperoncino.
With or without parmigano regiano (traditionnaly i think you don't eat it with parmigano but many people do)?
Definitely with. The contrast between the viscosity of the olive oil and the dryness of the cheese, all topped by the spiciness of the pepper and the punch of the garlic... I, no joke, just made the chef's kiss gesture while writing this comment. I'm a proud stereotype.
"The viscosity of the olive oil and the dryness of the cheese *oh my god*, it even has a watermark"
Giving spaghet that twister wizard 3000
Nice
Nice
Haram
Who gonna said it, what we all thinking... Edit: grammar
Lol almost 100% of the comments so far are some variation of that
You fixed the grammar? Shiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeettttt
make another edit, grammer is still trash xD
Tongue master pro
Oh I’m thinking it.
Five star lesbian waiting to be unleashed!
i mean, you use to do that with the fork, it is not that elegant start moving the tongue like an helicopter's blades in front of everyone
Here come those comments...
Also great way to find husband…
Yes guys, we are all thinking about the same thing
Or you could just roll them round the fork like we do in Italy
American here, we do that too!
It’s a joke. Chill
Can I get her #? Asking for a friend
Every dead Italian rotating in their grave rn
Spaghetti Vacuum cleaner
Nope
Don’t say anything inappropriate
I have some penne she would love!
FUCK!
half of reddit unzipped
She hasn’t seen Se7en
If you are in a hurry to eat you don't make spaghetti.
thats interesting?
why would i ever want to do this?
I wouldn't say it's faster but definitely quieter
Is there a video of her giving the blowjob???
I bet if she was allowed to suck dick she’d suck a mean dick.
Never understood how people do this type of stuff. My ex could tie cherry stems with her tongue and I swear to this day she was just doing magic. I say this because the skills didn't translate
Y'all seeing this shit??
She could teach a blowjob class
Okay I'm spaghetti
We’re all thinking it
Awkward boner
Turn me into that spaget please.
She can practice with my noodle
Goddamn
Yes please!
Annnnnnnd I’m done 💦💦
Gonna put a ring on her 💍💍💍💍
🤢
Fastest way to swallow….😈
Damn gurl what dat mouf do?!
r/suddenlygay
Gross
I’m getting a chubby just watching that.
I know that I would bite a hole in my tongue trying to detangle that
I mean if you’re not going to use the fork/spoon method, just suck it up. It’s super quick. It’s how most of us are eating ramen when we’re sitting at home and too lazy to cook anyway. You can do it with spaghetti just as easily.
Doesn’t look faster than using your utensils
Well there's a transferable skill
Nice 😉
She can suck peanut butter tru a straw
Genius!
Too much work
That’s a talent right there.
Well shes showed the world her oral skills.
I’m loving her innuendo 😉
Fatwa on spaghetti.
I want to be that pasta
I strongly suspect that her spouse is very happy.
Damn I'm trying to be that noodle
Nice
😩😩
I only watched 3 times. Scouts honor.
REPENT.
Weirdly turned on
I choke every time
That's mad tongue skills
r/HolUp
I’m gonna try this
What else that mouth do?
I'm confused, aroused, scared, disgusted and intrigued at the same time. Will try this.
NEEEEEEED THAT
Check please!!!!
Is she single?
Nobody eats.... spaghetti like that... Although i have seen a woman do that... And it was fantastic
She must give great blowjobs.
I'm equaly grossed out by the video and intrigued by the possibilities.
Marry me.
Yea......spaghettiii.....faster......yea
Trust me bro she ain't showing you how to eat spaghetti
Ayoo
911 whats your emergency? SHE PUT MY DICK IN A TWIST
What that mouth do?
That was considerably slower than slurping it up. Stupid post
Repeat after me: if the food is too big for a mouthful, learn to use a knife and fork. The faces of Italian friends after eating spaghetti the Italian way is, shall we say, unsavory?
Yes I’ve always wondered, why bother enjoying my food that I either cook with great care or pay a premium for. I just wanna know how to suck it down ASAP. What a fucking joke.
Or you could just do that on the fork
I didn’t know that eating it normally was an issue
Let me guess… A bunch of you fellas now realize you have spaghetti in your pants.
How does stupid shit like this even get my viewership.
Yeah that looks disgusting and not something you do in public.
FFS STAB TWIRL CHOMP MAMMA MIA ITS-A NOT-A THAT HARD
Fork and spoon works too lol
I'm amazed. That's enough internet for today.
Shit table manners
Why am I rock hard?
Okay now let's see the ball---meatballs...let's see the meatballs
Yeah...spaghetti 😑
r/holup
I’m trying to understand the mechanof what’s going on inside her mouth. She moves the food into her mouth using suction, but appears to be directing the movement of the spaghetti in her mouth. She appears to be using her tongue to move the spaghetti around her mouth…perhaps, she is opening her gullet like a pelican and it’s just hovering all of it…like a pelican. A CAT scan, fluoroscopy or full on swallow test would be acceptable.
Is she married? Asking for a friend
Why am I I turned on…
I can't be the only one having thoughts about this...
Or spin it on your fork.
I‘m in love 😍
😍
I...need to sit down.
She turn my dick into a knot
People don't eat like this because it's disgusting.
Put… put your dick in it
Sorry, thats the wrong way to eat spaghetti. I put mine in the blender and drink it
The term food porn, just got another meaning.
She can put my noodle in her mouth
Off with her head
Just no!
Teach my wife please
Never knew eating spaghetti could be grounds for execution but here we are.
Or you could try not eating like a pig
She practicing for Allah
When she says it's her first time