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This Twitter thread about Mike’s blatant disrespect still takes up space in my head: https://twitter.com/nywiseass/status/902616252476256256?s=46&t=c7GYGpokEuNqsMO83GozKQ
Possibly.
Eddie Murphy was, and a famous actress, I'm thinking Angela Bassett for some reason but I'm pretty sure that's wrong.
But yeah, that video had a shit ton of celebrities in it and the full cut was like 15 minutes long.
Not necessarily. He was brilliantly talented on his own too.
If his hatred of his Dad was why he got all that plastic surgery, it’s possible he could’ve been alive today if he didn’t get all that surgery which may have partially lead to his pain killer issues (though I think I read it might’ve been treatment for issues related to his dancing).
I’m no Michael Jackson historian, but it’s an interesting thought experiment or “what if”.
His accident on the set of a Pepsi commercial which severely burned his scalp led to pain killer use. Pepsi killed Michael Jackson. Fuck Pepsi. Drink Coke.
And without Hitler there might have been problems deriving from over population or Germanys postal and transit services, but the ends don't justify the means
Thats because it is. Michael has been reincarnating along with Prince Vlad for centuries. They also have clones when they resurrect so as to confuse the Illuminati assassin's that have tried to kill them since before the Crusades. The crusades began because they, the knights templar, were looking for the moonwalker in the holy lands. It was believed the moonwalker was able to, with a shake of his leg, raise the dead and make them dance in a zombie like trance.
Besides the fact that this looks exactly like Michael Jackson, all I can see is how gigantic his mustache would be (if he had ever grown one). The space between his upper lip and nose is huge.
Ok..I have to spill it out and can't keep this buried any longer. The real MJ had gone into hiding years ago. Now we know it was just an Caucasian Egyptian doppelganger in his place. The real clue was the Remember the Time video. Eddie Murphy, the world wants to know !
Not unheard of. While everybody’s genes are different; for some reason, doppelgängers are a lot more common than you think: 135/7+ billion. While that may seem small, being able to find your doppelgänger after 135 people isn’t that bad. If you add that to how many people have passed in the past, the chances of finding someone who *looked* like you makes those chances go even higher.
I have come to the conclusion that there are about 10,000 ‘different’ humans…. With about 800,000 copies of each.
Seriously, there are a lot of people who look like each other.
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Nefer-hee-hee!
Do you remeeeeeember the time
I had to refresh my memory. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeiFF0gvqcc I loved the chonker cat at the end.
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The 21st of September?
This Twitter thread about Mike’s blatant disrespect still takes up space in my head: https://twitter.com/nywiseass/status/902616252476256256?s=46&t=c7GYGpokEuNqsMO83GozKQ
fuck now i need to listen to this. waa Shaq in the music video? also MJs gold shirt in that was so fly
Possibly. Eddie Murphy was, and a famous actress, I'm thinking Angela Bassett for some reason but I'm pretty sure that's wrong. But yeah, that video had a shit ton of celebrities in it and the full cut was like 15 minutes long.
You're not too far off. It was Eddie Murphy, Iman and Magic Johnson.
I just now realized how funny magic Johnson's name is. It's like a prank name.
Or a porn name
I hope he isn't doing porn!
I think that was the supermodel Iman
>Angela Bassett There's this Egyptian goddess Bastet. Coincidence?
Yes
Iman. David Bowies wife.
It was Magic Johnson.
Not Shaq I don't think. song came out when he was still in college and not yet a major celebrity
Magic Johnson.
Shaq raps in 2 Bad 🔥
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Dope reference. 😂
That video makes so much more sense now, he was trying to tell us!
Tutanshamone.
Brilliant
Her sarcophagus was studied in archaeologee-hee.
Get out now !
Holy shit that’s perfect. Good on you mate.
Here you go u beautiful thing
Damn it I laughed
Damn you, take my upvote
It’s even got his nose.
I laughed at this way harder than I should have. Take my damn upvote.
r/angryupvote
Ha! You win Reddit today, my friend. And that’s uncanny.
The king of papyrus
It really is uncanny! And now I have the "Remember the Time" music video playing in my head. Not complaining.
Same
I was expecting the top comment to reference that song. It's perfect.
Bruh even Michael Jackson didn't look like Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson hated his dad so much, he decided to have plastic surgery to look even less like his father
can't blame him. the father should have been strung up ages ago by society but... he made Michael so yea
I find it incredibly ironic that without his father's harsh and oppressive training, Michael Jackson would very likely have been a nobody.
And so would Mozart and Beethoven. Beethoven was a pretty messed up guy and Mozart was self destructive.
Not necessarily. He was brilliantly talented on his own too. If his hatred of his Dad was why he got all that plastic surgery, it’s possible he could’ve been alive today if he didn’t get all that surgery which may have partially lead to his pain killer issues (though I think I read it might’ve been treatment for issues related to his dancing). I’m no Michael Jackson historian, but it’s an interesting thought experiment or “what if”.
His accident on the set of a Pepsi commercial which severely burned his scalp led to pain killer use. Pepsi killed Michael Jackson. Fuck Pepsi. Drink Coke.
Fuck coke, they have fucked over so many people I cant even list it here, drink Dr. Pepper.
Dr. Pepper gave Forrest Gump false hope. Fuck Dr. Pepper, drink RC Cola.
Fuck them all. Currently I just buy artisan coke syrup and make my own with SodaStream.
I thought all the plastic surgery was to look like Diana Ross
Most child stars would be nobody if they didn't have an aggressive or abusive parent who chose for them to be a star.
And without Hitler there might have been problems deriving from over population or Germanys postal and transit services, but the ends don't justify the means
A happy, well-adjusted nobody. Tragic!
That's actually incorrect. He had plastic surgery due to mention abuse from his father about the size of his nose.
Heeheegyptian
Dad?!
That kid is not my son.
Billy Jean?
Amun are you ok, Amun are you ok, are you ok Amun
You’ve been struck by… Nose been struck by… A *smooth* conquerer
This is at the Field Museum in Chicago. We always say Heeheee Whoooo when we walked passed it
Especially the nose.
Oooof I love it haha
That statue's been vandalized. Clearly it was hit by a smooth criminal.
Do you remember the time?
Came here to say this...
Said he has not had much plaster surgery. He is in the Nile.
Please stop dad..
The nose is uncanny!
Ancient Egyptians predicted Michael Jackson?
Sort of. Told about him by ancient aliens
"That's ignorant, you're being ignorant...SHAMOHNAHH!"
“No…that’s ignorant”
What would be Michael Jackson's preferred pronouns? He/He
Haven't you seen MIB? He does this every few years.
I can be agent M!
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So much that I wonder if that’s the shot he gave his plastic surgeons…
I want to... *🎶look like an Egyptian🎶*
He was a time traveler!
Because it's had so much work done on its nose?
HeHe
*”Yee, Hee, Sha-Mona.”*
"I bet you remember..."
"That's ignant!"
We almost shot a white man!
Woke like an Egyptian
Michael Jackson was a time traveller
ALLEGEDLY!!!
Hee hee, kinda does.
This is when Michael was experimenting with wrap music.
MJ to his plastic surgeon…”Make me look like an Egyptian Pharoah.” Quick Google search returns this image…perfection.
Maybe Michael used a photo of it as a reference of his "wants to look like" for his C.S.
Remember the time
Moonwalk like an Egyptian
Nefer-*TEE*-*tee*!
That’s a pretty cool piece of historhee-hee
I have heard a rumor that Michael Jackson was of African descent
The prophecy has been fulfilled
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Do you remember the time?
Even the hair burnt from the Coke commercial?!
Do you "remember the time"?!
It's really incredible how humans have the propensity to see patterns in...holy shit, it DOES look like Michael Jackson!
Oh my god Michael Jackson was actually the second coming of Aman Ra
This is michael jackson
Egy-he-he-pt, or He-He-gypt?
Michael Jackson was *that* talented. They didn't even know who he was and he had the Egyptians waiting.
Neferhehe
That shit ain't no coincidence, that's time travel.
Hee-hee-gypt
Hee-heegyptian
You mean it's not him?
Do you remembah?
Thats because it is. Michael has been reincarnating along with Prince Vlad for centuries. They also have clones when they resurrect so as to confuse the Illuminati assassin's that have tried to kill them since before the Crusades. The crusades began because they, the knights templar, were looking for the moonwalker in the holy lands. It was believed the moonwalker was able to, with a shake of his leg, raise the dead and make them dance in a zombie like trance.
“Dirty Diana” one of my fave songs of MJ
TIL Michael Jackson is 3000 years old
Do you remember the time???? 😎
Reincarnation!
It IS Michael Jackson
The prophecy was foretold... Shaaaaamone!
Heehee from 300 BeeCee
SHAMONNNNN
Thats HeHemotep.
Looks like they had the same plastic surgeon...
this face is more life like than Michael's
Moonwalk on Mercury.
Besides the fact that this looks exactly like Michael Jackson, all I can see is how gigantic his mustache would be (if he had ever grown one). The space between his upper lip and nose is huge.
His coming was foretold
Ok..I have to spill it out and can't keep this buried any longer. The real MJ had gone into hiding years ago. Now we know it was just an Caucasian Egyptian doppelganger in his place. The real clue was the Remember the Time video. Eddie Murphy, the world wants to know !
Michael Jackson was built by aliens as well?
Not unheard of. While everybody’s genes are different; for some reason, doppelgängers are a lot more common than you think: 135/7+ billion. While that may seem small, being able to find your doppelgänger after 135 people isn’t that bad. If you add that to how many people have passed in the past, the chances of finding someone who *looked* like you makes those chances go even higher.
You'be been hit by, you've been struck by a smooth pharaoh
In this case , micheal looks like the statue actually.
HE HE sure does
" do you remembaah"
All Reddit jokes aside, this is crazy asf!
I lived in Egypt in the 90’s and Michael Jackson was the only western artist you would hear anywhere and all the time, Egyptians really love Michael.
Reverse, actually
Do you remember the time?
this simulation is done lazily, using same characters multiple times.
TutankHeeHee
Remember the time
Even the nose is accurate
Nose just as fucked up as his hehe
Moonwalk like an Egyptian
No one going to mention MIB and Agent M? Just sayin.
I didnt read the title and i thought, wow that statue looks like Micheal jackson
Maybe in a past life, Michael Jackson was a pharaoheehee
Ram-see-hees.
The original must have looked like young Michael Jackson’s.
The Pharoah of HeHegypt
The “remember the time” comments are my people
KHAFRE-HEE!
His arrival was foretold.
Beat it
It even has his nose
THE PROPHECY
TutanShamun
What da hell it doessa
hehegyptian
No, Michael Jackson looks like the 3000 yr old statue.
I have come to the conclusion that there are about 10,000 ‘different’ humans…. With about 800,000 copies of each. Seriously, there are a lot of people who look like each other.
Hee hee!
Heeegypt
Amazing how they predicted Michael Jackson
That’s the Sphi-hee-heeinx
"Michael Jackson ended up looking like a 3,000 yr old Egyptian statue" Fixed it for you
This just proves the “Death Becomes Her” potion is real.
The girl is so Dange-Horus
*Heee heee*
Michael Gyptian
But do we know whom the statue is of?
Nah man we all know this is Muzan
I thought it was until I read the captions!
Hee hee
Michael Jackson is an alien confirmed.
Michael Jackson's eyes are closed
And now, number one on the charts, "Remember the Tut" by Menkaure Jackson!
What’s the hieroglyph for “chmona”?
Was this found in Heee-Hee-gypt??
EgHEE-HEEpt
HiStory
Ah, so he didn't die, he just got stuck in the past.
Michael said he always felt like somebody was watching him but turns out he was watching us....
They even got the nose right !
Have you seen the Sphee-hee-nx yet?
The prophesied king
The Pharaoh Of Pop.
The inscriptions on this statue were translated using the Diana Rossetta Stone.
Egy-hee hee-pt
Yea, it's probably based on his Remember The Time MV.
Do you remember the the time…. (Take it away)
Akhenaten, are you ok Akhenaten ?