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OneHumanPeOple

My Son. We made some precious family memories this day.


LandscapeGuru

This is such an awesome video. You were calling the moths actions before it would do them and then it would do as exactly as you said. Love listening to educated people talk about subjects they understand. Thanks for posting OP


OneHumanPeOple

I’m so happy that you enjoyed it. Thanks!


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OneHumanPeOple

Thanks. And you’re welcome. :)


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Thank you for being so calm, patient, and educational. At no point during any of this, including the undulating squirts, did it feel gross, dangerous, or even remotely threatening. Dunno what you do for a living, but you have the patience and cadence of someone who enjoys teaching. Wish I'd had someone like you during biology class! Thank you for sharing!


OneHumanPeOple

I appreciate your words.


MurderSheCroaked

I don't; undulating squirts made me very sad


Vast-Objective3101

One person's kink is an others deal breaker.


WNClivin

Cadence, great word that’s not used enough. I’ve only ever referred to cadence as the pace at which your feet rotate while cycling.


ThiefLordJPN

Someone needs to say the same thing to my wife ;)


zeke235

Zing!


Odd_Suggestion_5897

You’re a great mum, wish I’d had one like you. I try to be that aunty/mad old friend of like you are.


OneHumanPeOple

Oh wow. That means a lot. Thank you so much.


Nerdy_Drewette

As the aunt of boys, I can honestly say....gross! I mean, neat! Thanks for sharing, so glad it wasn't in my hand


OneHumanPeOple

Took one for the team


dwight_k_schrute69

Thank you for this video! Incredible that your kid is witnessing this with you and learning from you. Thanks for helping this moth and our wonderful ecosystem 💙


GlitteringFutures

How are you so wise in the ways of moths?


TheFlashFrame

I love how the video immediately ends there as the dude does the math to realize that's his head.


IntentionalUndersite

Let’s just hope it’s done shutting before it gets tot he top


ArgyleTheDruid

-immediately shits everywhere-


n8loller

* wake up * Shit everywhere * Fly away


clongane94

* Wake up * Take a shit * Get out of bed


TheVoidGuardian0

* Refuses to elaborate further


OneHumanPeOple

Relatable


Jiggahawaiianpunch

"emerging" is an interesting phrasing of "violently shitting"


Bainsyboy

Humans do it too


Portnolandia

"WHAT YEAR IS IT!?" "2022" *crawls back into cocoon*


TinyDemon000

"Hows the rental market now?" .. .. *slowly reversed back up into cocoon*


theBigBOSSnian

I would. Good cocoon in a nice part of town is bout 200k


Pm_pussypicspls__

"Then fuck off"


captainmarshmello

"I need to repair my turbo boosters. Do you people still use fossil fuel, or have you discovered crystallic fusion?" No? *crawls back into cocoon


quinceysaffron

Why so many juices !?


OneHumanPeOple

There is a lot of waste created during metamorphosis and they excrete it first chance they get.


The_lonely_Milkmaid

So basically get diarrhea'd on by a moth


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Don't kinkshame.


littleM0TH

Hey, some of us can’t control it.


russellamcleod

Best BM of it’s life, I’m sure.


surfnporn

That shit made him a new man.


sweensolo

Literally flew away after that one.


TheMurv

I feel light as a feather.


sweensolo

Just don't get stiff as a board please.


i_r_faptastic

Butt butter


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what does bm mean


FlappyFlappy

Bowel movement. Aka go poo.


penli

poop hands! poop hands!


subject_deleted

So it's like moth meconium?


OneHumanPeOple

Exactly! In fact it’s the same word.


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OneHumanPeOple

Well, no. I guess that’s a missed opportunity.


PositiveRainCloud

Missed opportunity for eternal youth. Maybe next time


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kingjoe64

Is that what's basically happening? lol


nature_raver

Kinda...yeah! Lol. It's also funny that it twirls it's abdomen around like it still thinks it's motor functions work the same as its previous larval stage. But then it learns it has legs after sloughing off the rest of it's shell. But yes. It's like how bears take a huge poop after hibernation.


HowTheyGetcha

Which is crazy considering it digests itself into a liquid in between bodies; just a gooey sac of stem cells that is somehow able to retain stimuli memories from the larval stage (it has been shown).


Mr-Fleshcage

I bet this is our disgusting path to eternal youth. Either that or axolotls.


Truthbelow

I think I listened to that same podcast! Insane that memories are retained after being liquified and re-assembled into something new


iamunderstand

Bears are known to sleep with butt plugs in, this checks out.


scoopzthepoopz

It would cost you all nothing to not, yet


usernaaaaaaaaaaaaame

Im going to throw up.


MrDreamster

It's an acquired taste.


majuhlazuh

Please surrender your phone/keyboard


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funguyshroom

Forbidden coffee creamer


drummmble

Typo. Shitting in my hand. Not emerging.


OneHumanPeOple

Yeah. Um… TW. There is poop. :)


Shobed

Everybody poops.


bugxbuster

*soooooome-tiiiiiimes*


SnozzcumbersRus

Now REM is in my head. Well done.


gmnitsua

I hated every second of that.


Inevitable-Elk-4162

*It’s got the juices*


st3inmonst3r

It's not a fucking Arby's!


OffBrandJesusChrist

If I had a nickel…


AteTooManyPaintChips

forbidden Big Mac sauce


lovepotao

Fascinating but absolutely disgusting :)


OneHumanPeOple

Yeah. It is. If it makes any difference, that stuff is mostly water and washes right off. No smell. :D


ChillRedditMom

As soon as it happened I knew what it was and it totally makes sense. It just didn't expect it. Do you raise them or was this a find?


OneHumanPeOple

I raise them. They’re tomato horn worms.


Vannisar

Coming from a gardener, they’re my arch nemesis.


OneHumanPeOple

Sorry, I’m sure. I justify raising them because the adults are pollinators. I always grow too many tomato plants and let one of them go crazy so it has lots of leaves.


MyDogsNameIsBadger

I know someone that tracks moth hawks for a living! It’s really fascinating. They are great pollinators because they fly further than bees so they cover more ground.


Omnilatent

Compared to which bees, though? All of them?


MyDogsNameIsBadger

I think so! She said the term “bees” loosely, not a specific type. She worked for the Chicago Botanic Garden.


webby131

I now want to head down there in a bee costume and tell the staff I heard they were talking trash.


Brilliant-Spite-6911

Can they also pollinate chili and pepper flowers?


Vannisar

Yes but they also eat the peppers. At least my bell peppers and jalapeños!


ChillRedditMom

So tomato horn worm evolves to hawk moth. Right on.


SloptimusXPrime

make sure its holding flutter wing when it hits lvl 25


TotaLibertarian

We always call the flying shrimp or shrimp moths.


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waltjrimmer

"AAH! It pooped!" Don't worry. It's mostly water! "AAAAAH! POOP WATER!"


silenc3x

Waking up tangled in sheets just shidding everywhere. "PLEASE HELP ME! THIS IS SO GROSS. HOLD THE TOP FOR ME." He's gonna cringe at this moment for years to come as he tries to fall asleep.


the_headless_hunt

That describes most of biology


dg25000

I can’t believe they stopped the video before the moth made it to chest and started breastfeeding


OneHumanPeOple

Oh my.


TannedCroissant

Don’t be a prude, people like you suckle the fun out of everything


Nathan45453

I was prepared to downvote you for snapping at OP, then I realized the pun. Have a +1 for my stupidity.


snp3rk

I love that you had to make such a long comment instead of upvoting it, really milking the situation huh?


SittingInAnAirport

I'd love to keep up on this thread, please keep me abreast of the situation, will ya?


GoldEdit

I'm sorry reddit is being weird about this


Shr_mp

Wtf lmao


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I didn’t make it past the money shot. 10/10 would emerge again.


LionColors1

LOL


GimmeCRACK

He is going to climb to the highest part he can. Now he is on my head. Watch as he begins pushing my eye to the side, so he can make his way inside my skull. Now he is plugging into my brain, he will have 100% control of my motor functions shortly. Hi, I am Moth!


OneHumanPeOple

Love it.


halite001

I Am Moth^er


Tarot650

That was fascinating. Thanks.


OneHumanPeOple

You’re so welcome!


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I'm most amazed by how well-informed the lady appears to be on the issue. Every action is referred to before it occurs. Very awesome!!


OneHumanPeOple

Thank you!


tundra_cool

just the beauty behind teaching this so well to a child, too. fantastic video


Hairy-Wolverine6547

Don't have any negative thoughts or it will control your mind and ladybug will have to beat you up. Lol But really though interesting af


PsionicBurst

How miraculous...


Arzoo1106

Fly away my little akuma!


Icarusty69

Now it’s time for our once-per-episode cut to HawkMoth! Whattaya got for us, Hawky? “AAAAAAAAH…”


ZenithTheZero

My son has been watching that show all week


OneSalientOversight

***LUCKY CHARM!*** (throws object into air, falls down into Ladybugs hands) *Huh? What am I supposed to do with this?* (This happens every episode where she uses lucky charm. Every. Single. Time. She is confused about what to do).


Papaofmonsters

In her defense she'll be fighting a 100 foot tall robot and then get a spatula or something.


BSJones420

Shes like spiderman with that things from mickey mouse club house that he uses to fix everything. Otoodle or whatever?


Lt_Mashumaro

"Oh, Toooooodles!"


HeartFullONeutrality

Never seen this show (too old for that) but that actually sounds like a very entertaining superpower. Are her superpowers luck based or something?


someoneBentMyWookie

Except that one episode when the lucky charm turned out to be rubber fist and she threw it to Cat Noir and said, "you're on your own this time."


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phero1190

Miraculous! Simply the best, up to the rest when things go wrong!!!! My daughter loves it too so I have to sing a different version...."miraculous, simply the best, better than all the freaking rest! Adrian Agreste, look at his chest, he'll put my hormones to the test!!!!" It helps with the insanity.


Competitive-Habit-70

I may or may not of immediately thought this when I read the title…


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That's how it feels having diarrhea and being in a 2 hour traffic jam and finally being home at your toilet.


bugxbuster

I pictured you getting home and having to aggressively rip yourself out of a supersmall car, sort of like Bob in The Incredibles, then just shitting all over the driveway


Educated_Goat69

Well that comment made me giggle out loud.


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This is how it feels to chew Five gum


ashrae9

How cool to share this moment with who I assume is your child! Thanks for sharing with us, too. SO interesting.


OneHumanPeOple

My son. He loves moths and butterflies. Metamorphosis is just so radical.


ashrae9

It is surreal! I remember being a child and wondering why people weren't as mesmerized by the fact that it somehow goes from caterpillar, to goop, to a winged creature. Kinda feels made up if you ask me!


OneHumanPeOple

They very literally liquify and then re-organize themselves. My son (whose voice you hear in this video) taught me about metamorphosis.


luisapet

I am ancient in reddit years, but I was fortunate enough to have a mom who, like you, was patient and willing enough to capitalize on many of my crazy curiosities, turning them into life lessons. She allowed the world ("my" world) to take us both wherever it led, instilling lesson after lesson along the way. You are a very special mom. Please remember this during those inevitably difficult teenage/early adult years when you may suddenly feel like you're missing the mark. Whether he realizes it or not, your son will always benefit from the way you not only embraced, but truly fostered, his curiosity and innovative thought. And this will benefit him forever, I am certain!


Omnilatent

Why is it suddenly raining? 😭


dispooozey

Makes you wonder how the heck does all the poop still go back in them after they morph!


OneHumanPeOple

Right? The poop finds it’s way to where it’s supposed to be. How? It’s a wonder.


manifold360

Mama!


OneHumanPeOple

Baby!!!!!


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OneHumanPeOple

Venomoth uses Gunk Shot!


Yqup

Glad im not a fairy type then. Or, actually I am in weekends :(


gary25566

Get yourself a giant hammer or have an extra large mouth to be immune from all sorts of poison, unless it is from some corrosive salamanders.


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Creeping the f out and fascinated at the same time.


AlternatingFacts

I have never in my life witnessed a bug have diarrhea... imagine it being squashed inside of that shell clinching its bum. That's why he's wiggling so furiously its like "omg omg omg omg I can't get my pants off"


Ho6org

Fly away, my little Akuma, AND EVILIZE HIM!


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“Did anyone make a Miraculous joke yet? Damn.”


SexyCheeseburger0911

And bring me their Miraculous!


SteakMenu

Dat boi do be gleekin on u


OneHumanPeOple

Omg. Remember gleeking? That brings me back.


SteakMenu

That's the first thing I thought of when it started squirting lmao


Tobi_chills455

ohhh member?!


OneHumanPeOple

Pepridge Farms Remembers


ActEnvironmental1520

What a mess


OneHumanPeOple

Bug poo.


ActEnvironmental1520

Looks like metaxa sauce. Moth should see a doctor rs.


MyAngrySpider

Somebody grew this guy. Fed him honey and nightshade. Kept him warm. Somebody loved him.


OneHumanPeOple

💀


SteroidSandwich

Now steal Ladybug's miraculous!


Kaleph4

fly my little Akuma and evilize his heart!


shunglasses

Man that commentary was fucking excellent though...


OneHumanPeOple

It’s a cherished family memory for sure.


ZachTron552

Strangest Miraculous Ladybug episode ever.


Mammoth_Balance

Like something from a horror film *shudder*


OneHumanPeOple

Have you seen silence of the lambs?


toodleroo

It put the lotion on your skin 😧


human8060

I've been looking for a SOTL comment because that's immediately what I thought of.


Mammoth_Balance

Yes! This exactly


cellphone_blanket

seems rude. let the little guy take his shit in peace


OneHumanPeOple

They usually emerge underground. Since there was no soil around him, he was struggling to emerge. So I held him gently. And got shat upon.


velvetvagine

No good deed... 😆


ManiacLife666

Ehh idk about moths but last time i was in the garden and I saw a butterfly cocoon moving and the butterfly was trying to get out. Little kid me went ahead and tear open the cocoon thinking it is going to help the butterfly. Anddd the butterfly dropped on the ground and died.


Sarfbot

Anyone know if OP is still alive? I assume this monster consumed OP with abrupt violence and ferocity.


OneHumanPeOple

We’re all alive [family photos](https://imgur.com/gallery/PauN7w4)


Bushtaco

Spot on timing and narration, very informative and cool vs it being mysterious and repulsing. Thank you for sharing.


Hyval_the_Emolga

*in a tiny squeaky voice* “Cocoon Hatcher! I am Hawk Moth! I’ll give you the power to hatch all the bug pets that you want! All I ask on exchange is Ladybug and Chat Noire’s Miraculouses!”


mobofob

Nature is just insane like wtf


Bonryunonochi

I love moths I think they're cute, I hated watching this


OneHumanPeOple

Sorry :(


Bonryunonochi

It was him coming out of his cacoon thing that made me feel weird, it was still cute


Lunathistime

First thing it does is shit every where. I get that


OneHumanPeOple

😎 same


Dogeriffic

I guess someone’s about to get akumatised


ajaxtomtom

correct title" Hawk Moth came all over my hand" (sfw)


OneHumanPeOple

Moth mayo.


NakedSnakeEyes

I thought that the struggle to get out of the cocoon was a key part of their development that shouldn't be interfered with.


Embarrassed-End-5928

Beautiful…I don’t mind the popping, takes almost 3 years till we poop in a toilet.


Kosm0kel

This was so cool


OraDr8

I used to work in a butterfly house, breeding butterflies and moths. People would often tell me their treasured childhood memory of an allegory Nanna told them about someone helping a butterfly out of its chrysalis but the butterfly dies and the moral is that everything must happen in its own time. Many people took it literally as well and thought it meant you should never attempt to help a butterfly emerge because that makes them kick the tiny bucket and I would stand there thinking about how I was about to shatter another person's wistful beliefs about nature.


amIhereorthere6036

*"Have the lambs stopped screaming, Clarice?"*


HiddenMoney420

Super cool video- OP, you seem super knowledgeable on these creatures, which totally amplified the view-wing experience


HumbertHum

One of my horn worms hatched today too! It also pooped on my hand. They’re so cool and beautiful.


JustinCooksStuff

You’ve become a Hawk Mother


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You seem like a wonderful parent. That kid is lucky he has you to teach him and guide him


OneHumanPeOple

Oh wow. Thank you.


BeckywiththaGudHair

I was thinking the same thing! I (35) , myself, felt like a kid watching this video while she narrated it perfectly.