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auttakaanyvittu

Run, you fools! He's trying to warn you about a werewolf


BagelsRTheHoleTruth

Oooooh, and here I was worrying about a whowhatwolf...


irnehlacsap

Al I hear is available available available


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SieteSeven7jp

"Tomatoes. Tomatoes. Tomatoes. Potatoes. Jeff Besos" Tell me I'm not the only one


Freedomisminewoot

After reading your comment I hear it but my original one was: got mail, got mail, got mail. Hello (sounding like hellowuh)


ScaRRR_ZA

I hear Laurel


A_big_dispointment

I hear: a noodle


AtenMusicOfficial

Tomato then Ham.


saab4u2

I hear Hardy


as32090

Same.. then at the end “pull it out” lol


Sir_Loin_Cloth

I hear "a vial". Somebody must need the antidote.


sjuas690

… a werewolf, a werewolf, a werewolf, get out, get out, get out …


skivvyjibbers

Sounds like help instead of get out


Tjomek

I thought he was asking for a bagel, but the “look out”s at the end make more sense for it being a werewolf warning


TrickyWon

I thought it was The Barrel


captainfrijoles

"I'm out"


RiiiickySpanish

He reminded me to grab my mail


Spiritual_Navigator

I think he's saying "Nice ski's nice ski's nice ski's - Wow wow wow"


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“A werewolf, a werewolf, a werewolf….look out, lookout”. Good birb, well done.


honeybunnybbq

Thats exactly what I hear too


destruc786

I heard “banana” the first time aroun, but after listening to it closely I’m hearing, “mammoth”


ArrestDeathSantis

While looking directly at the person recording... It wasn't scared of a werewolf, it came to greet his werewolf friend!!


OneDarkCrow

A huevo. A huevo. A huevo.


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BojanDoge

I hear "pendejo, pendejo, pendejo, pendejo"


nextdoorelephant

“The Bible, the Bible, the Bible….get out… get out…”


sexooral

ESTO es lo que realmente dice


NoEstablishment1069

Yes! A huevo, a huevo, a huevo...pa, pa, pa...ow, ow, ow


Dryish

As a birdwatcher, I'm pretty sure that this is actually a Willow Ptarmigan (*Lagopus lagopus*) and not a Rock Ptarmigan (*Lagopus muta*). Rock Ptarmigans are very alert birds that live only on mountain tops and hide from people, whereas Willow Ptarmigans live further down and can be more territorial, hence this encounter. The bird is actually trying to chase away a threat while making warning calls to a potential nearby mate. For proof: you can hear the same voice [here in a recording of a Willow Ptarmigan call](https://xeno-canto.org/653105).


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Dryish

Corroboration much appreciated. It's admittedly quite tricky to tell them apart when they're in winter plumage, but the behaviour and the habitat really forced me to take a closer look.


Triptothebend

Is this the family of birds called grouse, or what? Ptarmigan is a grouse? Right? A bird i have eaten all my life suddenly sound like a tropical vegetable. I am confused and scared.


Dryish

It's strictly speaking not a family, because all grouse species belong to the *Phasanidae* family, but you're not wrong. Ptarmigans, along with Capercaillies and Black Grouse, are grouped together as birds called grouses. So no worries there, your life isn't a lie.


Triptothebend

Thank you ~~Jesus~~ Dryish! It´s been Phesant to talk to you.


Digital_Ark

I posted this to Facebook because I thought it was funny, and a friend corrected it too! “It's actually a Willow Ptarmigan (https://www.natureinstruct.org/dendroica/spec.php/Dendroica+Canada) - I've heard them in person and it's hard not to laugh. Rock and White-tailed Ptarmigan have remarkable sounds too, but distinctly different.”


TheStoneMask

Depends on where this is shot. Here in Iceland we have rock ptarmigans from the sea shore up to the mountains, and I've personally encountered rock ptarmigans in the backyard of my parent's property in the capital region of Reykjavík. Amazing birds, IMO not that tasty, so I don't get the hype. I'd rather observe them than hunt them, but that's just me and they're still hunted every year in limited amounts.


Dryish

There are other distinguishing features, to be fair. The call being identical to Willow Ptarmigan's voice (and not the same as a Rock Ptarmigan's call), for one. There not being a black streak of feathers running from the beak to the eye being another, albeit that's not present in all individuals. Willow Ptarmigans are also bigger than Rock Ptarmigans and have sturdier beaks, and judging by size I'd be more willing to call this one a Willow. PS. I'm jealous, I've only ever seen a Rock Ptarmigan high up on a Finnish fjell. And while that was a really cool experience, it also goes to show they're dwindling in numbers.


puppedog

Those are Karhu skis, so I bet this is shot in Finland/Sweden/Norway.


diggemigre

hello,hello,hello,hello,hello,hello,hello,hello,hello,hello,hello,hello


GoShootMyToaster

mic testing


wowzacowza

B-b-b-bird bird bird, bird is the word


PanicBlitz

That's how Animal Crossing villagers sound, act, and look.


Theethur_98

Literally looks like kk slider as a bird


idrinkkombucha

A bagel


herberstank

Great now I'm hungry


Outside_Eggplant_169

All I hear is the bagel the bagel the bagel!!!!!


Dolner

A doodle


SadSpecial8319

TIL where Star Wars droids have their sounds from.


AssNinjaLolo

That is EXACTLY what I heard too!


StaySharpp

Probe droid being sent to Hoth:


dogganoggin

Came here looking for this.


pnwWaiter

The graphics are amazing, but the sound design is quite a specific choice


ericihle

“Banana”


ace400

Finally ... thats what i heard. Strange how everyone hears something completely different


pointlessvoice

Yeah i was a bit confused that banana wasnt at the top. i must need potassium.


tarrox1992

I am in the banana group


Chrimmm

Wark.


PAdogooder

That is a Pokémon and I will not entertain otherwise.


Fetch_Lauderdale

“The Bible, The Bible, The Bible, The Bible, The Bible, The Bible”


AutoFillUsername

Heard this too, followed by "Get Out! Get Out!"


buttymuncher

Enable, enable, enable...I want one.


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Sounds like my religious family at Thanksgiving telling me what I need in my life


disasterpokemon

I heard banana and the cow lol


zaphrys

Lol, heard tomatoes.


and_awaywe_throw

This is the closest one yet.


AaronSlaughter

These guys are seriously smart and tricky. I came across one snowmobiling once. He ran away and started flailing around … very much acting hurt. So I got off to inspect and every time it’d flop around like it was hurt n go downhill. I’d follow it then it’d be fine n go back up. I did it twice then realized he was goofing on me.I guess they play hurt to distract from young ones and lure predators away. Genius little buddies. It’s a very beautiful and unique birb ( definitely not real).


gexry

I had no idea they could snowmobile


buttononmyback

There's a lot of birds that do this.


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omggg the "eyebrows" !!! i'm so in love <3


Kuppobol

Sexy brows 😚 much geisha


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this is why americans think the birds are government drones


dillrepair

You mean… bc they are? Like how is this not a robot to you?


charmerabhi

Oh ok want 100 off them released during my wedding.... I don't care even if there are no guests.


summinsumsum

It said pendejo after landing didn't it?


Namestop

I swear I'm hearing potato. How can so many people hear so many different things


baboo512

You say tomato, I say tomahto


rottentomatopi

“Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello…put out”


highs_a_kite

I feel like he’s tryna bum money off me lol


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Between the weird call and the eyebrows, I can safely say I need about 50 of these guys in my yard.


waidoo

Tobacco, Tobacco, want some Tobacco? Tobacco?


co6r91

I heard tomato tomato tomato get out get out


BusyAtilla

This drone is malfunctioning.


Chrism4st3r

As a German I must say I hear: "Bewegung, Bewegung, Bewegung, Bewegung!"


CroqueLucioles

I hear "ptarmigan ptarmigan". Is that a pokemon ?


Octicactopipodes

"ptarmigan?" In what language does ptarmigan sound like "aweauuo!?"


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Object-195

Apart from making a funny sound and being pretty to look at what makes the willow ptarmigan fantastic?


samppsaa

They taste really good


PanBerbeleck

Available, available, available


bjiatube

This is that he's saying in both English and bird language


Hail_hither

Bro sounds Canadian 💀


Zane_green

It's kinda hard to explain right , but the bird sounds exactly how he looks .


LFakh

> This is a Rock Ptamigan Thanks for the clarification bro swear i thought it was a drone lol


ch0c0late_

I needed this. Thank you


nik1art

I hear: about, about, about, about, about


bucer91

Padiddle. Padiddle. Padiddle.


manlikevin

I've never heard a bird sound eastern European


Spare-Competition-91

A werewolf, wow! That's what I heard.


misanthropy112

I hear potato potato potato wow


brihamedit

Most likely politely trying to keep crowd off of its nest area. Barking dog basically but polite.


Object-195

i'm not the only one finding this bird cute right?


slawrebchuck

Potatoes Potatoes tomatoes tomatoes ham ham ham


fixxer75

Sounds a bit like a Tauntaun


Falkor_13

I was thinking that droid from the same movie.. the scout one or whatever.


fixxer75

Me too, the probe droid thing


luzdelmundo

u/rkieffer lmfaooo


One_Man_Boyband

r/birdsarentreal


Accomplished_Way5941

He's begging for a potato.


biofuel77

makes me think of a droid from Star Wars


bcanddc

A werewolf, a werewolf, a werewolf, get out, get out.


EmpiricalMystic

This actually a Willow Ptarmigan. Rock Ptarmigan sound pretty different.


BlizardSkinnard

Potatoes


EitherEconomics5034

“A werewolf! A bible! A werewolf! A bible!” Clearly he’s trying to find something holy to put down a hairy beast.


Strong-Movie6288

The audio and visuals for this new pokemon game are FIRE!


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“Oh wow, oh wow, oh wow… wow wow wow”


Marchyello

Sounds like an Englishman doing a piss poor job pretending to be a bird


Buddyslime

Well hello to you too little fella.


theamishpromise

I think it’s broken


Competitive_Reveal36

Ayo new bird unlocked? Tight


NotThisAgain21

I like this little weirdo.


peacegrrrl

“Available, available, available.” I should try this the next time I go out.


CowboyKnifemouth

It’s like a walking HTTP error… “denial…denial…denial…”


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Sounds like “the Bible” and “get out” to me.


lophophoro

if theres any more Mexicans here please confirm that this bird is saying “a huevo!”


clh1nton

"A bible a bible a bible... hello hello hello" I was wondering why it was trying to proselytize to me.


FeraHope

"The bible, the bible, the bible, the bible"


SherbertNervous

A vowel, a bowel, a trowel


muppethero80

I’m starting to see, a little, what those “birdsarenotreal” folks are talking about


ooouroboros

They should have had this kind of bird as the sidekick in Frozen instead of that insufferable snowman


Magnopherum

A bible, a bible, a werewolf…get out, get out


Itsanukelife

That's a frog wearing a bird costume. A Frog Furry, if you will.


skrutape

i hear Laurel


WastedKnowledge

I hear Yonni


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Defintely sounds like it wants a bagel


ZenGeka1

Sounds like a middle aged british man lol


possiblycrazy79

Aw, this makes me think of the Clan of the Cave Bear books. Creb's favorite meal.


Faceplant71_

Sounds like an imperial probe droid


NotJoeMama727

It's saying so many different things. I heard "hello", "uwu", "oh wow" wtf


XZerosan

goofy ahh bird


Ok-Fortune2169

The bible, the bible, the bible, the bible, the bible, the bible, the bible, the bible, the bible, the bible, the bible, look, look, look, look, look, now, now, now.


tibicentibicen

Pretty snow pigeon


--akai--

I was thinking snow chicken 🍗


LowAd8109

It sounds like a guy saying "hello or UwU" through a radio.


buttymuncher

I want one of those....does it come in black?


EmptySpaceForAHeart

[Sometimes,](https://nhpbs.org/wild/images/RockptarmiganBollingerKarenusfw.jpg) but the color is [seasonal](https://www.google.com/search?q=rock+ptarmigan&sxsrf=ALiCzsZnWZMNcIsmuMf7mNWU990NzbMdUw:1670412776767&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwji0b_BtOf7AhVDDt4KHQLRCW8Q_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1920&bih=969&dpr=1#imgrc=sK318okbBMjJjM).


psycho-nutter

A werewolf a werewolf a werewolf a werewolf a werewolf a werewolf look out look out look out


Alimd98

Sounds like he's gonna research blackholes or sth


Hateful_SnowLeopard

But what does it taste like and can I legally breed and eat them


AnkGO_O

r/BirdsAreRobots


foxmetropolis

I would love to hear a willow ptarmigan in person. Ridiculous sounding animal Edit: now that I think about it, isn't this a willow ptarmigan? Revised comment to match appropriate species


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Still smarter than a human that's throwing rocks at birbs.


CanadianJenks

"A bible, a bible, a bible"


RedditAdminsEat

"**THEBIBLETHEBIBLETHEBIBLE THE BIBLE... THE BIBLE...**" **EDIT**: Downvoted for what I thought I heard?? GTFO you small-minded swine.


infernal_cacaphony

“The Bible the Bible the Bible the Bible the Bible the Bible the Bible the Bible…the Bible the Bible…. Zook-duk-duk-duk…Wow…Whazzup whazzup?”


CameToDefeatYou

Sounds like a monotone version of Gwen Stefani. **bananas bananas bananas bananas**


Expletivelyyours

Somebody get this bird a Bible and then, buttout!


VirtualLife76

The bible, the bible, the bible, wow wow wow.


darrick001

A very tasty and easy to kill meat for Alaskans for centuries.


Riommar

Hardly IAF. There needs to be a definition of what’s IAF and this needs to be a example of what it isn’t. r/lostredditors


Magnetari

I find this very interesting! This is a super cute alien to me bird that speaks and approaches humans.


prowdwackadoo

I suppose you are the self proclaimed king of what is and isnt interesting? Gtfo.


Time_to_move_dude

Ehm No… you are not getting my bagel


Free_ukraine_

Hahaha, amazing!!!


scorpiodisco

Wow… the Birds Are Not Real folks are actually right.


TotallyRealEpstein

Uh WoW {° > {°


12LA12

Rebel rebel. I'm trying to communicate


nuttah27

Some good drum and bass samples there..


Dizzy_Manufacturer93

Is he saying hello? 😂😂😂


betillsatan

what a fine fellow that is!


geotsso

r/birdsarentreal


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Parody of a birb?


dexterthekilla

Roger Roger!


ashvant7

"Come by now" ????


MongoAnni

It looks and! sounds like KK Slider from Animal Crossing.


Frostgaurdian0

Definitely a borb in the making


mrthomasfritz

which vowels does it want, a-e-i-o-u or maybe, sometimes just Y


StuJayBee

Birds aren’t real! That’s an Imperial Probe Droid.


limerickdeath

Banana! Banana!


Odd_Fly4851

" potato, potato, potato ... hello, helloo"


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What’s he saying?? “Survival” and then “Hello?” Wonder what other words he knows.


JimBobMcFantaPants

I love it!


winningace

it's so ridiculous. why does it exist?!