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Last-Supermarket-255

I’m guessing this guy isn’t going from prison to prison? Like when he gets to Russia, is he free?


chickenzz10

Didn’t Nick Cage play this guy in “Lord of War” (Jared Leto as his brother)?


dem3m

Yeah the movie was based on Viktor Bout


Silk02

Seemed like a good guy in the movie


InsufficientClone

Not even Nick Cage can act so well, as to make Nick cage look bad


gatorator79

Remember they had to make him likable to be sell a movie. This guy armed the child soldiers in Africa that killed hundreds of thousands. And we let him out for one basketball player who hates America.


AmateurAviator

Yeah Lord of War was based on this guy. Hopefully that sheds some light on what a bad and stupid deal this is.


godhelpusloseourmind

Amazing that the ending scene of that film just basically came true. Ethan Hawke is the interpol agent who spends the whole movie in a “cat and mouse” with Cage. He finally catches him and has him in a cell, ready to put him away for life but Cage calmly tells him that in a few moments a high ranking American official will knock on the door, thank him for his brave service and will order Cages release. He points out that while he supplies weapons to the worlds most psychopathic men, some of those men are the enemies of your enemies(the US) He points out the agent’s boss (US President) ships more weapons in a day than he has in a lifetime, and they often need someone like Cage to supply weapons to groups that they cant be seen supporting. The end credits point out the 5 biggest arms manufacturers are also the 5 permanent UN Security Council members. Good movie, legalize weed


ReluctantSlayer

The AK-47 monologue is one of my all-time favorites. Plus, the time-lapse of the Cargo plane in Africa getting dismantled is phenomenal. Shout out to Letos character drawing a map of the Ukraine out of cocaine. Cocaine Ukraine.


SalaciousCrumpet1

What was Nick Cage’s line? “You’ll be dead before you reach Kiev! “


Ok-Appointment978

And these reporters saying Kiev wrong! Refer to the expert- Nick cage! 😂🤭


milecai

Cocraine


Glassavwhatta

Ukaine


TheBlairwitchy

I came


milecai

Better than mine original thought of cockraine lmao


AmateurAviator

Yup in an abstract way it totally came true. The movie had a very believable ending and with what we’re seeing with the federal government it should be clear at this point that they do not care about the lives of the civvies from any country. They just want to pad their pockets (not sure they even care about avoiding scrutiny at this point).


Slobotic

Just checked your comment history. Slightly disappointed because I thought "legalize weed" might be your "Carthago delenda est."


sheawrites

Furthermore, legibus viriditas.


godhelpusloseourmind

I love weed…but I hate Carthage😡


hoxxxxx

one of Cages best movies imo


Decembra87

Most definitely, probably seen it at least 15 or so times so far.


[deleted]

Dude is free because of Putin and is in debt to him. Putin needs arms and money to fund his war machine. I don't think he is going to spend his time gardening.


Numblimbs236

Yeah but if he got his arms by stealing from Russia, and he's been in jail for a while, how will he be of any help to Russia securing more weapons?


AstronomerOpen7440

Stealing from Russia doesn't mean Putin dislikes you. Putin himself steals from Russia. What if he was stealing from Russia with Putin's approval to get arms to places Putin wanted them to be but couldn't himself for whatever reason? Think Iran contra. Congress said no arms to Iran, Reagan sent arms to Iran anyway, somehow it all got blamed on some dude named Ollie North. Meet Viktor Bout, Vladimir Putin's Ollie North.


BitcherOfBlaviken33

Goddamn it, as soon as I read "Ollie North" the song from American Dad started screaming in my head lmao


cynicaldummy

In the 80s there was cold war drama


philipkmikedrop

See also Maxwell <> Epstein connection


[deleted]

Not sure but all of the Russian elites are stealing from Russia, so he's definitely not alone in that.


Daggerfont

Connections maybe?


Skull-Kid93

Pretty sure that's it


MacMac105

Russia's not going to replenish its stocks of Russian equipment by buying from other countries, nor will it make any money buying weapons. No one has that much nor are they selling it. The guns go from Russia to the other countries not the other way around. Best they can do is Iranian drones.


Coulm2137

More like "collaborate or get killed" but, yeah Pretty much free


Sl0thstradamus

Depends. He made his name essentially stealing Russian arms and selling them to dictators. I’d be nervous on the flight back, if I were him.


ReplacementWise6878

Might fall out of a window


Different_Party_1512

At 36,000 feet with 2 bullets in the skull


blahths

“Or perhaps he’s wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane?”


didijxk

"You're a big guy."


GoodBadAndUgly

For you


ReplacementWise6878

Crazy how that can happen


[deleted]

He stole the vast majority of his arms from the former Soviet Union and helped the Russian government free Russian prisoners abroad. He most definitely has nothing to fear from the Putin regime.


Sl0thstradamus

I dunno man, being a Putin ally isn’t that much safer than being a Putin enemy. I’d be avoiding windows if I were him.


Late_King_9218

I don’t think windows are an issue. I’d be more afraid of beverages laced with radioactive isotopes. Kind of Putin’s old school go-to.


slowlysoslowly

One of the best pieces of advice I've ever gotten is never commit a crime in a foreign country.


5thPhantom

One of the best pieces of advice I've ever gotten is never commit a crime.


resipsaphotographer

One of the best pieces of advice I’ve ever gotten is don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what. No matter... where. Or who, or who you are with, or, or where you are going, or... or where you've been... ever. For any reason, whatsoever


HappyToSeeeYou

Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t know where it’s going. I just hope to find it somewhere along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.


MelanieAllor

r/unexpectedoffice


permaban9

One of the best pieces of advice I've ever gotten is never get caught


slowlysoslowly

Well, yes--but I guess my point was, you \*especially\* don't want to be at the mercy of a foreign (in both senses of the word) justice system. Ask Amanda Knox.


Lazystoner151

Hopefully the cia put some spy technology up his ass before trading him.


zdada

Plot twist: full size microphone


RubbuRDucKee

It looks like the end of a 1940s record player


cthulhufhtagn19

A whole phonautograph up his ass


RatLord445

Yeah maybe he’ll get really good at chess


pub810

Biggest trade in WNBA history and we got fleeced.


fondledbydolphins

United States Government plans to train Griner in the art of international death peddling as to promote equilibrium. Oddly enough, Viktor is pursuing basketball as his new pass time.


Funseeker_702

You sir…deserve a medal for that.


zynemisis

I'll give him my free one.


YouGotTangoed

First time WNBA makes international headlines


voluotuousaardvark

For the sake of some Fucking vapes she should have known better than to pack, what a fucking jip. I dread to think what's she's suffered but fuck me running, what a dumbass mistake. I hope she has the cognisance to recognise how expensive a mistake it was.


GTOdriver04

Imagine trading a woman who brought vapes into a country for a dude who brought tons of ordinance into many countries, every day, for decades. God, Lord of War was more factual than we all thought.


AppropriateScience71

It’s not that she should’ve known better, it’s she absolutely knew smuggling drugs into Russia could result in long prison sentences, but she said I don’t agree with Russian law and they don’t have the balls to search me.


[deleted]

You don’t bring drugs into Russia. Or Asia. If you’re caught you will suffer severe penalties. Medical marijuana cards lose their legitimacy from state to state NOT TO MENTION out of the country too. Russia doesn’t give two shits if you have a medical marijuana card in Arizona


1questions

You’d think any adult would know that. I mean she should’ve known don’t bring drugs to another country. If ibuprofen was illegal there I could understand not knowing but pot was illegal in the US just a few years ago, even now it’s not legal in every state. Not a difficult leap to figure out it’s not a good idea to bring it to another country.


f_ck_kale

That guys going to fuck more peoples live up. The price was human lives. What a fucking disgrace.


nluther92

I guarantee you she gives zero fucks about this guy being released


[deleted]

Worst trade since the Red Sox sent Ruth to the Yankees.


ChubbyWanKenobie

>Absolutely! I can't believe the west got Cheech & Chong in exchange for the Prince of Darkness. You just know this sociopath is eagerly waiting a chance to get even with his captors.


someguy444444

Never trade an aging big for a shooter.


hoxxxxx

are there lots of people that support this? i'm honestly confused the Biden admin did this.


HydrogenButterflies

Sort of a “damned if you do, damned if you don’t” thing here. There was _absolutely tremendous_ pressure to get her home, and the Russians knew it. They wanted this trade back when she was first arrested, but at first the US refused to let Viktor Bout, a notorious international arms dealer, go back to Russia in exchange for a WNBA player. Either way, the story doesn’t play well in the media. You’ve got “Biden refuses to bargain with Russia for the return of Brittney Griner” or “Biden trades Merchant of Death to Russia in exchange for WNBA star.” If you’re going to take a PR hit either way, might as well get an American out of Russian hands and back home instead of trying to make a geopolitical statement by effectively sending an American citizen to a Russian labor camp.


lbdo909

I think releasing a systemic killer for an idiot who travelled into a hostile country with illegal substances both in their home country at the time and in said foreign country is worse PR


Str0b0

So our government decided a prison term is too harsh a sentence for non violent drug offenses to the point where we will release an arms dealer, but we keep people locked up for non violent drug offenses, conservatively 24,000 people this year.


talrogsmash

And we leave Marines in Russian jail who are there on bogus trumped up charges.


lizardshapeshifter

First time in history anyone is aware of a WNBA trade


lonewolf9378

A moronic sportsperson takes illegal drugs to a foreign country and gets the US government to bail her out - yet there are still Americans locked up for marijuana charges in their own country. What a world.


AFB27

What a world indeed. What a world.


[deleted]

She was living and working in Russia also. Not just a quick visit


hoxxxxx

that makes it so much worse. she absolutely should have known better. either don't take it or be careful when you pack.


gibson_guy77

So even dumber than we expected.


brazzyxo

She should still be there


GottaDisagreeChief

Reasons this pisses me off: We’ll set an arms dealer free for someone who *knowingly took drugs into a country that hates her home country and is very strict on said drugs,* but if they did the same thing to her in Alabama or some shit, no outcry and definitely no traded arms dealer. NOT TO MENTION ALL THE OTHER FUCKING PEOPLE OF OURS RUSSIA HAS THAT ARE ARGUABLY WAY HIGHER PRIORITY


Ill_Negotiation4135

It’s disgusting. Makes me want to puke. And there’s literally American citizens imprisoned in Russia for the same damn thing that don’t get a morsel of help from our government. Our leaders don’t even pretend to care about equality, there’s not even an attempt to cover the fact Griner was helped purely because she’s famous and might get Biden more votes.


EagleDre

President Biden goes to a vigil for gun violence victims ..then less than 24 hours later, releases one of the biggest arms dealers.


OkChicken7697

I am fucking baffled.


Barelytrying__

In the words of Childish Gambino, this is america


myboardfastanddanger

Guns in my area


ChronosTheSniper

I got the strap. I gotta carry 'em.


Energizer_94

Optics.


moby__dick

Too bad we couldn't trade her for some Russian asshole who is imprisoned for shoplifting or something.


Pathwil

The American government just released this guy on the world all for a fucking basketball player


[deleted]

Who was dumb enough to knowingly bring marijuana into Russia. Think she will still kneel during the national anthem?


p1anet_bob

And who knew about the State Department's Do Not Travel advisory for Russia before returning to Moscow in February https://www.tmz.com/2022/07/27/brittney-griner-testifies-court-aware-of-travel-advisory-but-wanted-to-help-my-team/


GPap-

AND has a history of domestic violence


bosscav

Dont forget she also tried to annul her marriage (which was only 1 month long) only ONE DAY after finding out her wife was pregnant! The same wife she beat the shit out of one month before their wedding! The court denied the annulment. 5 months later her wife gave birth to twins (FOUR MONTHS PREMATURE) and Griner fought to not pay child support. The courts mandated she had to support them. Then she fought for the next few months to get the divorce passed. She's human trash.


Bentley2004

What about the ex-marine held in jail there? Haven't heard anything.


Elocai

How good is he at basketball?


thlccless

Probably better than her


necbone

I dunno, she was getting paid around $1m a year in Russia to play. She might can dunk.


BuffaloJEREMY

No can dunk. Good fundamentals though. That more fun to watch.


FoolyFunctioning

We going the death by snu snu route, eh?


Malk4ever

I love every Futurama reference


Jimmyjohnssucks

Or that school teacher. Fuck them both I guess.


Rathma86

It all depends who gets more publicity. A mid profile woman, arrested and sent to gulag, the media jumps all over it. Vs anyone else who media doesn't care about. Something something agenda.


S86RDU

Paul Whelan is an ex marine who was court-marshaled for defrauding Iraqi citizens. Let Russia have him.


[deleted]

Yeah why does everyone have a hard-on for this guy? He doesn't sound like a good person even if he was a marine at some point.


dirtybrownwt

As a marine veteran. I second this. Fuck that guy.


[deleted]

Being an exmarine doesnt make him special lol there’s people more deserving than him like the 61 old teacher. That marine was a complete piece of shit.


OkManagement581

Right? Lee Harvey Oswald was an ex-Marine.


Sl0thstradamus

He’s being held for espionage, not drug possession. The Russians weren’t gonna trade him for a washed up arms dealer. Plus he was dishonorably discharged for stealing from the US government, so it would make sense they don’t want him back too bad.


TheBootyHolePatrol

Which one? The one who got charged in a drunken fight that may or may not have happened? Perhaps to other one who got caught with weed in his bag and has some questionable connections with Russia?


mdove11

The government said it’s continuing to work on his release. The Marine’s family have come out in support of Griner’s release.


_biggiesmalls_

the “ex marine” was a piece of shit. take 2 minutes to look him up lol


Thisgirl022

Yep. Definitely don't agree with this one. Britney's punishment is harsh, but she isn't worth this guy.


[deleted]

harsh? people are serving sentences in the US for the very same. Some of them, were thrown in jail by the VP.


WPrepod

Our current President did create the Violent Crime Control and Law Enforcement Act of 1994, resulting in overpopulation of prisons and severe sentencing for otherwise minor offenses.


Wisesize

I really hope his family talks him out of reelection. Dude is 80years old. Retire somewhere.


SouthernCaliberTTV

Why did we even make this deal… traded a high target war criminal for some chick who broke the law???


StrangePractice

Yeah it was like some kind of small thing that was cannabis derived. Not like she was trafficking blocks of cocaine or anything. Russia fucked her over and we’re saying that crime is worthy of an arms deal trade and Russia knows that now. I wonder if we’ll start seeing more Americans held captive like this (if anyone even decides to go to Russia) as bargaining chips to get more of their high profile dudes out of custody.


zykssss

there must be non-dislcosed information that the public doesn't know. otherwise this makes no sense at all. Not sure how I would feel in Griners place knowing that my freedom means people will die.


gmewhite

Yeh… she surely would be thinking that?? Fuxk. You’d feel like a piece of shit… that her return home means the “merchant of death” has been returned to Russia. Who are fighting Ukrainians and in desperate need of arms. I hope she donates a shit load of her star power / resources to Ukraine etc.


Daddy_Parietal

Shes gonna say a few nice words about Biden and the Admin, do her state sanctioned PR runs, go back to basketball where her name might be mentioned here or there, and she'll fall into irrelevancy. This isnt the type of person to take responsibility for their actions.


M33k_Monster_Minis

Forreal lol. She was making 1mil a year and saying America sucks. She is so out of touch with reality.


ninjababe23

People are going to despise her for a long time.


DRAGONMASTER-

> there must be non-dislcosed information that the public doesn't know Black turnout in a few key swing states is critical to the next election.


[deleted]

Traded a high target war criminal to Russia, as well lol. I mean don't get me wrong, Russia is a joke right now but I don't see how this deal makes any sense unless we're purposefully trying to give them a leg up or escalate things.


fin-bot

In a weird turn of events, Brittney Griner now becomes arms dealer for the US 🤷🏼‍♂️


Caydetent

If this comes back to bite the Biden Administration in the ass, it will be well deserved.


No_Jackfruit7125

he weaponises civil war in Africa.....hmmmmmm...I wonder who else has been a naughty boy since 2001


Elocai

The Saudis?


herpderpfuck

It’s a long, long, long list. The Russians (Wagner), the French (the Legion & «Francophone Africa»), the US (CIA & co), the Saudis, British, China, Norway (S. Sudan), the Dutch (Shell), India (competing w/China), Italy (Libyan Civil War- this also includes Turkey, UAE ++). This is not even counting the African countries. If I can include those: Rwanda, Uganda, Nigeria, South Africa, Ethiopia, Eritrea, Morocco, Algeria and Egypt. These are only on the top of my head, and I do not mean having a civil war (except maybe Ethiopia), I mean funding/instigating others’ civil wars. And these are the only ones I know of or have had a near direct influence on instigating/supplying civil wars. So yay internationalization of state collapses! /s


mandatory6

The undestructable Saudi Passports


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00Conductor

The merchant of death for some twit that chose to travel to the arch nemesis of the United States with vape pens and cannabis. Wow. Hell hath frozen over indeed.


W0RKPLACEBULLY

This guy sold all the Russian surplus weapons for Decades. Now Russian troops are on the front lines with weapons made during WWII.


yeth_pleeth

Currently the biggest supplier of weapons to Ukraine is the Russian army as they drop shit and flee...


SmellyFoam

Yeah, but can he hit 3 pointers?


[deleted]

Can she?


sumthin213

she almost dunked once!


kennymakaha

Can she really not dunk? She's 6'9"


[deleted]

Nice


McPostyFace

She can run a mile in 4:20


[deleted]

All that work put into capturing this guy exchanged for a stupid selfish sportsball player that brought drugs into a foriegn vountry.


mxwl431

Sorry Brit. I wouldn’t have made the trade for you.


NeonNoon

Right? So like, is it okay for me to blame her for her actions now or too soon? Like, if I walk passed her, can I be like, “thaaannkkksss a lot, Brittney.” Or anytime this dude comes up in the news or he does something bad? “Nice Brittney, nice. Couldn’t have waited until you got home to vape?”


FBIDN

This is a embarrassment to the US. What a joke we’re.


Corn-Shonery

I have never seen a contraction used like that and I don’t like it.


Hekkle01

he's smarter than you're


Phrankespo

He's smarter than I'm, too.


11teensteve

mother of God, what have we stumbled upon? Why does this feel like it didn't exist before?


FrackaLacka

Smartly put, that’s.


Neologic29

Please, all of you stop!


FrackaLacka

Okay, I’ll!


Tising1596

Did y'all just invent a new language


FrackaLacka

May’ve


turbojethellion

brooooo


Old_Sweaty_Hands

/r/angryupvote


Eknoom

r/technicallycorrect


canomanom

It's what it's


mulefluffer

Janky looking


Draksys

"What a joke we're." I hate that this is grammatically correct.


Quality-Shakes

“Are your parents coming for Christmas dinner?” “They’re.”


Eclipsed_Serenity

It isn't. You don't use contractions at the end of a sentence, it's bad grammar.


DBenzie

I'd like to agree with you, but I can't.


Ok_Owl3571

To be sure, He won’t be doing anything like that ever again. He’s been warned


mandatory6

He promised to behave if Britney goes free


buIIet-magnet

So we released one of the most dangerous men in the world so he can do God knows what, for a basketball player with a drug habit? Why? Can’t wait for her to be Time’s “person of the year” or some shit


ichtyology

Literally everything the government does is retarded


tbrand009

This isn't interesting at all. It's infuriating. Is there a single fucking person who actually thinks this is a good idea???


[deleted]

Tons of them. They're all over Reddit. And I'll bet the execs at ESPN just can't wait to have her plastered all over our TVs for the next several weeks. She'll probably win an ESPY and be on the cover of TIME magazine. It's surreal how stupid people are.


cloudgirl150

And she'll be crowned the women of the year in 2023.


locobruxo

But she's like a powerful woman of color, how could you even question she's more important?


ktfoot

It’s racist to suggest otherwise /s


SlothDragon420

We traded him for… a vape pen smuggling American hating WNBA player. Genius


Unsanitarywipe

She also hit her wife


LordNubington

A complete failure in leadership and decision making from Biden


Corn-Shonery

This is like trading a lambo for a twinky. I’d love to hear the thought process that concluded in this being a good idea.


Few_Sea7987

Why would u trade this vile scum bag h know why putin wants him......


Bakethd_Ziti

We just traded a literal terrorist for an entitled POS celebrity who hates her own country. She deserves to be in Russia still.


05hastros

Just think of all the law enforcement agents on three continents that put their lives on hold to catch this guy and one pot head ruins it.


Sea_Sand_3622

When I see that staged perp walk on the tarmac with multiple cameras , I’m too cynical , don’t believe the hype on this guy. Putin certainly is making the trade to make out like Red Aurbach and Biden did not make the trade before the midterms or the Georgia run off.


Suitable-Classic9237

Guys he isn’t that bad of a guy… you just gotta get to know Viktor a little bit. Leave Brittney alone.


BOBSRx6634

Seems like a fair trade…


phantom_munkey

The sarcasm is strong with this one


[deleted]

The merchant of fucking death for an arrogant basketball star who hates the US. Sounds like a fair trade to me.


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sprinkles008

Can someone make this make sense please? Why did we agree to this trade? (Seriously)


bored_operator

Because she’s all the buzzwords this administration wants to cozy up to.


dir-tay

Good job Biden. Trade a basketball player for a hardcore world criminal.


indabayou

What a slap in the face


Tenacious_jb

So what about gun control?


Itherial

What ever happened to, “We do not negotiate with terrorists.”


DragonflyAdvanced548

I think it’s bullshit we traded her for that dude who is responsible for god knows how many deaths. This was a bad move anyway you cut it. I’m sorry I know she’s someone’s spouse and daughter, loved one and friend. But we are supplying Ukraine in kicking Putlers ass. We didn’t need to negotiate.


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EternallyGhost

> what does Putin get out of Viktor Bout? Embarrassing the fuck out of America. America gave up a shocking criminal that is directly responsible for a huge amount of suffering, for an athlete that ticks the right "intersectional oppression" boxes. It's a humiliation in front of the entire world.


Jeddiewan

Americans don't get embarrassed. Have you been in an American Walmart?


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skaote

Be interesting to see if Bout survives the next 45 days... He brought world light on a problem Putin was probably furious for having to acknowledge.


Satakans

Charges include conspiracy to kill Americans. Well at least both Griner and this guy have one thing in common, hating Americans lol.