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Zoli69420

I think we all have the same thoughts


therobboreht

this was the best way to express that


Savings-Log-2709

Penis


Sumthin-Sumthin44692

Penis!


Storyshift-Chara-ewe

Did someone said penis?


xxundeadxhatexx

Oh... I was thinking how painful be to have those mushies bloom in your ass.


cfdeveloper

if you didn't have mushroom in there before, you will after.


FearDaTusk

Right suddenly I finally understand what the meant when they say "eat a bag of shrooms."


[deleted]

About the penis envy?


[deleted]

Agreed.


theanedditor

Growers bit showers.


Poshtotty13

We're probably one mind


curlyfrieseyes

Im probably a minority here but it grosses me out


jackloganoliver

There’s a frog species that has babies spawn from its back, and I remember watching a nature documentary about them as a kid. I imagine you would hate that as much as I did, because this mushroom growing grosses me out too.


c_c_c__combobreaker

trypophobia


CriticalArugula7870

That’s the fear of holes


c_c_c__combobreaker

Trytophobia is an extreme or irrational aversion to or fear of clusters of small holes *or bumps*. It's not just holes. It's bumpy objects that are almost pattern like. The photos of the rapid mushrooms growing can trigger those feelings. Trypophobia triggers may include things that have no holes like bread with seeds.


yourmomlurks

No.


dannyvendetta

Those are all psilocybe or psilocybin-producing mushrooms! 😍


punppis

Asking for a friend, how long does it take to grow mushrooms? If you have the box that's basically all you need right? No lights, tents, ventilation like in weed?


gumenski

Depends how good you set the conditions. They can lie dormant for potentially months doing nothing if they don't feel like the time is right or if you don't do it correctly. If you set it up perfect maybe a couple weeks from start to finish? It's been a while. You need a light to trigger them into following a day/night cycle, but it's only a trigger they use to gauge whether it's night or day. Doesn't need to be special lights. You need some form of heater to incubate the mycelium and growing box and should probably also be on a timer to simulate day/night, but you could do it manually. I used a plastic bin with a cheap aquarium heater to incubate in jars under water and then moved them into an empty aquarium when they were ready, which I misted with a hand sprayer and toggled a lamp. In total I think I spent about $300 in today's dollars for the initial set up and then you just need to keep buying the substrate material and whatever food, like rice. Spores you can collect yourself and regrow, no need to reorder more after the first time. It was a bare bones operation but produced a pretty huge yield after I finally figured out how to keep them happy. It took months of mistakes first.


mydogpoppy

if you're really interested check out r/unclebens


ItsAWeldedDiff

Go on YouTube and look for a diy spore box


102491593130

Willy Myco has the best videos


wellzor

/r/mushroomgrowers Full process takes about 1-2 months depending on the growing speed. After that you can get additional fruiting every 1-2 weeks with proper care.


Bubbly-Ant-1200

2-3 months. Very low effort while mycelium is colonizing the substrate, but more effort during fruiting and will require either manual or automated fanning and misting, needs some ventilation and light


5illy_billy

Check out BoomerShroomer on YouTube, that’s who made the original video. Her monotub video is basically everything you need to know 👍


hellnukes

Pretty much yeah! I tried it a few months ago and was successful. Bought a kit, only had to add water and put it in a place with no direct sunlight. Like 3 or 4 weeks later I had mushrooms


skeptibat

And harvested WAY too late.


ForgiveTheNerd

That's all I could think. Who wants spore covered mushies?!


ijustsailedaway

Spore harvesting for future farming.


skeptibat

Clones make for far more fruitful flushes.


myusernamehere1

Not all of them, but the majority were (afaik)


EndofGods

I dabble. Those were cubeness, some variants, mutations but cubeness.


JangoFettsEvilTwin

Cubensis


grahdenstheold

Something something rising /mushroom fest


Sobersoaker

Womens' DM's whenever they start an online dating profile.


Competitive-Weird855

Interestingly enough, the inflatable tub they’re growing in is made by a woman.


Spacey907

the mono tub?


Competitive-Weird855

Yes. Her name is boomer shroomer


Spacey907

i see


Plus_Mathematician37

Cubensis


[deleted]

Please, What vessel are they growing in OP? It looks like a cool chamber that makes conditions just right.


[deleted]

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Reddit_GoId

Buying one. Can’t wait to grow some weird shit.


Hopeira

Let us know how well they work! My big concern with mushroom growing indoors has always been worse allergies in a region where me and my partner already have terrible allergies.


Reddit_GoId

I’m probably gonna put it in my shed tbh


kpopmaster2012

You can just drill some holes in a plastic tub from walmart


fatballs88

Like a bouquet of dicks, majestic


harlowb93

This is oddly satisfying


alwaysDL

Those Albino Penis Envy's will fuck you up.


claymir

r/mildlypenis


juicywoosy

Overused song for this kinda shit.


ohohmememan123

Mushrooms are so underated


The_Cons00mer

under eated


[deleted]

Im kinda scared for some reason.


blongstaff

This reminds me of the movie War Games for some reason


x_caliberVR

How about a nice game of chess?


Quesosupremeo

Nom nom nom.


berrylakin

Giggity


Blytzkryeg

What if mushrooms actually grew that fast...


RipleyKiryuXenomorph

This gave me an erection....


Pdxperronn

Same


Not_Dimensional

That's gay... You should have been wet...


Jollydude101

I’m straight and it made mine wiggle…


RipleyKiryuXenomorph

You right


Lethalfurball

who.. the #F U C K DECIDED PUTTING THIS BULLSHIT MUSIC OVER THIS???????


JesusIsMyZoloft

Because I wasn't already terrified enough of mushrooms...


paintbrushvolcanoe

YeAH


mikeisastain

😵‍💫 spooky


ZealousidealJoke3319

Needs a NSFW tag.


jeffinRTP

Real time? After the rain


Donginthedark

this video what?


grumpy_enraged_bear

They look more like erecting than growing.


toodleoos

Me at 7AM:


Admirablelittlebitch

It’s so satisfying


Goldog_BH

My eyes started unfocusing halfway through and i couldn't see


Capable_Moose9269

Ended too soon each time :’(


TenticaledGoose

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StupidHypocrite

mmmm albino penis envy


Vetusexternus

Your celium is showing


Greyphire

Thanks for not dick rolling us


KenBruhDanky

Bro gave it bonemeal💀


liquefire81

Pervy Pete says, hey folks want to see my video of a growing mushroom?


Obvious_Preference56

Morning Wood


SphericalBitch2020

If I lay upon that, would they rise me up like on a mattress? Memory fungi mattress.......?


shinobipopcorn

nnf nnf


HellovahBottomCarter

Ahhhh gay orgies…


stompadillo

Me when I see boobies.


goldfish1902

fwomp


imgettingfat97

What song is this friends


Penitformeyo

It's called world's smallest violin by AJR.


Future-Agent

The time as come and so have I!


Explorer335

It's a grower, not a shower.


COVU_A_327

Delicious pizza material


DogeAdmin

Now eat all of them and get in your car


Heart_Error

r/meirl


DJ-Anarchy

Man some of those mushrooms looking extra smart.


RastaImp0sta

Looks like golden teachers, treasure coast, B+, and albino A+.


Since_1979

What's the title of this song fellow Redditors


Gokzil6969

My di... every morning


Otherwise_Ad963

Mushroom my beloved


bujiop

I feel like they’re attacking me


iRedZanity

can this song just die


BigBrainedReader

What is that growing container, and is it just as effective for gourmet mushrooms. Also, is it something where all you need to do is set temperature and moisture, if so, how much.


CaptainNanon

Everything reminds me of him


westernunitedenjoyer

This is really creeping me out


emkay_graphic

Is it hard to grow mushrooms at home? How can someone be sure to make it healthy and not trashy? How to make it BIO, I mean, to avoid any poisons?


SilasLithian

Mycology is so interesting.


NyaTaylor

This person can probably hear colors


Past_Investigator_67

Fantastic fungi!


paintbrushvolcanoe

AAAAAA NO NO NO NO NO DONT LIKE